Somewhere along the line, "porn star" seems to have become shorthand for "sexy, liberated, confident woman." We're mostly behind this usage, but sometimes it leads to articles that are just, well, weird. Take, for example, the Frisky's recent article "Five Tips For Screwing Like A Porn Star," a solid, sex-positive piece that offers up some age-old advice for getting what you want in the sack. It is all quite lovely—but has absolutely nothing to do with porn in any way.

Let's face it: the kind of sex that porn stars have (on camera, at least), is nothing like the kind of sex that you and I want to be having. Out of necessity, porn sex focuses far more on looking good than on feeling good — a surefire recipe for bedroom disaster. We refute the Frisky's five tips (and provide video evidence from the XXX world).

Once in a great while porn takes a gigantic artistic and conceptual leap forward, destroying conventional stereotypes of what the medium should be and creating a genre-defying new paradigm that occupies the space between mainstream entertainment and morally challenging adult fare. And once again, this is not that movie: in fact, there is nothing even remotely challenging about the fifth installment of Fuxsion's "Phat Ass Tits" series. But perhaps that's just as well.

As the list of challenges went on—such as eating a fish's eyeball, streaking, and shaving a stranger's balls—we were convinced that "Shane's World 40: Seattle Scavenger Hunt" would be really cool if it were true. It was when team member Gianna announced that she needed a drink before she got started that we began thinking this was a real documentary.

Gianna Lynn Gets Some New "Miami Ink"

Finally, someone's created a user-editable encyclopedia that we actually have something to contribute to: Boobpedia, the encyclopedia of big boobs, lovingly catalogs the well-endowed ladies, with sections for celebrities, porn stars, models, and even amateurs. From Adrianna Lynn to Zuzanna Drabinova (with a special stop for Gianna Michaels along the way): if the breasts are big, and there are pictures to prove it, they're listed here. And if they're not, you can add them yourself. As far as we're concerned, it's things like this that totally justify the existence of the internet. (Well, that and LOLcats, of course.)

· Boobpedia (boobpedia.com, via Badgirl's Hotbox)

It seems like no one goes to church anymore, and unless you're running for President of these United States people just aren't interested in your faith these days either. But the apostle Mike John — acting through the Church of Perverted Scientist Jules Jordan — would like to change that with their release of his soon-to-be blowbang classic "Praise The Load". (And you thought all the good blowjob porn titles were taken already?)

Long known by many for their generosity in providing ten second porn preview clips to TGP galleries everywhere, Brazzers has emerged as one of the top providers for big boob content on the web these days — and since joining forces with Jules Jordan Video last month to release DVDs (which sounds like a superhero pairup worthy of a special edition comic book), their profile is higher than ever. Despite whatever you might think, though, big boobs don't just sell themselves —which is why they're releasing the second hybrid schoolgirl porn video to slide across our screens this week, the unimaginitively titled "Big Tits At School".

Mac Or Windows: Who Spends The Most On Sex Gadgets?

Along with such stalwarts as "Best Fem-Dom Strap-On Release" and the always provocative "Best Overall Marketing Campaign - Individual Project", one of our favorite categories at the AVN Awards is the newish "Unsung Starlet of the Year" honor. We might not be completely clear about what the nominating criteria are, but we have no doubt at all that the thoroughly delightful Gianna deserved to win it this year more than anyone we can think of. Not quite on the rarefied level of a contract girl, and not so ubiquitous that we even came close to seeing her too much this year, the presence of Gianna in any movie is a virtual guarantee that you're in for one of her trademark good-time sloppy blowjobs and the chance to ogle one of the most magnificent set of boobs in the industry. See a few reasons why we've never been shy about singing Gianna's praises after the jump.

Tech geeks that we are at heart, we have to admit that it was a little frustrating being in Las Vegas last week and not being able to get into the Consumer Electronics Show with our AVN Expo passes to check out all those shiny new toys. (Yes, we know there were even more folks in the completely opposite position than we were; we believe this is what's called irony or something.) But that doesn't mean there wasn't plenty of technolust happening on the porn side of things: aside from all those buzzing devices we saw ourselves, the folks at AOL's Switched.com managed to get up close and personal with almost two dozen of the adult industry's shiniest lights to find out which gizmos turned them on the most. Predictably, sex toys like Silver Bullets and Magic Wands are the most frequently mentioned, but it's making us all tingly knowing that Jenna Haze loves her PSP as much as we do. Maybe we can challenge her to some ad hoc network play sometime?

It's that time of year again ... time to kick back with a nice tall glass of Night Train fine champagne and reflect on all our professional accomplishments of the last twelve months, Fortunately, what professional accomplishments we can lay claim to generally involve looking at gorgeous naked babes, which always makes our year-end wrapup of the top ten crush objects who set our hearts a-flutter a particularly pleasant task.

This year's crush object list was derived from a secret formula involving nominations by Fleshbot contributors; number of times they were mentioned on the site; a patented coefficient extracted from each subject's astrological chart; and a subjective measure of how much each one of us wanted to date and/or cook a morning after breakfast for each one of the crush objects in question. Find out who they are after the jump.