Fleshbot: Germany

Now That's Some Good Branding

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:30:01 EST

Condomi, a German sex shop, has raised some eyebrows with a new shopping bag depicting a lady's nether regions, with the hand holes strategically placed to simulate, um, crotch groping.

We're just wondering when (if?) they're going to make a male version of the bag. You know, for equal opportunity simulated groping.

· This Sexy Shopping Bag might put you in Jail (random-good-stuff.com)

Dita Von Teese Gives Us So Much To Be Thankful For

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:30:00 EST

So we're sitting here, trying to make a list of all the things that we're thankful for, when what do we find but some gorgeous pictures of Dita Von Teese in German Playboy. Coincidence? We think not. Number one on our list of things to be thankful for: Dita Von Teese's nipples. Number two? Dita Von Teese. (thesuperficial.com)

Brothel Patrons Get Branded

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:00:10 EST

A German brothel has come up with an interesting advertising plan (and economic stimulus package!): men who get the brothel's name tattooed on their arm will get free entry into the establishment for the rest of their life (as well as discounts on certain services, like lap dances). So, uh, what would it take to get you guys to tattoo the Fleshbot logo on your arms? (telegraph.co.uk)

Germans Love Stoya!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:00:33 EDT

This past Sunday, adult producers, manufacturers, and, of course, film stars from all around the world came together for Berlin's eLINE Awards, the German equivalent of the AVN Awards held during Venus Berlin. Over seventy awards were given out in recognition of outstanding achievement in the various adult fields—and, not surprisingly, the lovely Stoya was crowned Best US Newcomer. (In a slightly more surprising turn, Venus Berlin itself was able overcome the odds and win the coveted title of Best and Most Versatile Adult Expo.) Join us after the jump as we celebrate Stoya's achievement the only way we know how: with a bunch of porn.

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· Complete 2008 eLINE Award Winners from Venus Berlin (avn.com)

Eva Roob: From Soccer To Sex Industry

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:00:00 EDT

It's the oldest story in the book: a beautiful young woman, hard up and in need of money, decides to cash in on her youth and beauty and go into the skin trade. Except in this case, the young woman in question isn't a broke college student or a single mom, but Eva Roob, a (now former) professional soccer player. Apparently, the German jizz biz pays better than the German soccer biz—well, at least if you're as hot as Eva Roob (also known as Samira Summer). After the jump, get acquainted with some of Eva's finest work.

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· German Footballer Goes Against the Run of Play (unprofessional.blogspot.com)

Germans are excited for the release of "Cloud ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:25:38 EDT

Germans are excited for the release of "Cloud 9," a new movie about a hot and sexy love triangle featuring some steamy and explicit sex scenes. Oh, did we mention that all three parties are in their 60s and 70s? It's the rare film that both you and your grandparents can enjoy, if it weren't so awkward to see it with them. (afp.google.com + german-films.de)

Thinking of downloading an Evil Angel title ...

Jonnobot — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:15:24 EDT

Thinking of downloading an Evil Angel title from a file sharing network the next time you're feeling frisky? You might get more than you bargained for ... you know, like a lawsuit. Might be better just to find something less risky to fap to somewhere else and save your pennies to buy an Evil Angel DVD later on instead. Especially while you still can. (p2p-blog.com - thanks JR)

German Olympians Join The Parade Of Naked Athletes

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:20:46 EDT

Our Beijing bureau has been working around the clock to make sure that you stay up-to-date on all the latest Olympic news—specifically, which athletes have taken their clothes off for a photo. Our Chinese spies could find no information about any sporting events or medal winners—some guy won a swim race, maybe?—but they do tell us that the latest German edition of Playboy will have four different collectors covers starring four female athletes currently competing at the Olympics. They are sailor Petra Niemann, canoeist Nicole Reinhardt, judoka Romy Tarangul, and Katharina Scholz, a field hockey star (pictured above) who worries that her fortuitously-timed cover might distract people from all the field hockey, which doesn't really seem possible. Check out her fellow countrywomen below and keep dreaming about all that gold jewelry.

· Olympic Athletes in German Playboy (playboy.de; more photos @ bild.de)
· "Germany's Scholz fears Playboy cover will cloud campaign" (reuters.com)
· Full German Photo Spread (lessclothes.com)

Previously: Faster, Higher, Naked-er: 21 Nude Olympic Athletes, Faster, Higher, Sexier: 20 Hot Summer Olympic Athletes, Nude Olympian Overcomes Her Handicap (Of Being Nude)

Germans are apparently complaining that they ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:25:03 EDT

Germans are apparently complaining that they can't go on vacation to Turkey without the Russians coming down and spoiling everything with their "whores and vodka". Um, aren't whores and vodka pretty much the reason you would go on vacation to begin with? (thelocal.de; thumb and vodka gallery via assexyasitgets.com)

The difference between spurious trend pieces ...

Jonnobot — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:40:08 EDT

The difference between spurious trend pieces in German newspapers and their American counterparts is that articles in publications like Bild.de allow you to go up to any hot bikini-clad babe you encounter and mash your face in their cleavage. After all, that doesn't make you an intrusive pervert—you're just part of the zeitgeist! (Also? We are so totally using the phrase "Busen-Schmuser" every day from now on. Won't you join us?) (guanabee.com)

And speaking of celebrity sex scandals in ...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:55:37 EDT

And speaking of celebrity sex scandals in the news this week, apparently dirty photos of former "Germany's Next Top Model" contestant Gina-Lisa have surfaced online. But unlike Verne Troyer, Gina-Lisa isn't mad that her naughty bits are on display; she's just worried that other women will get jealous when they see the pics. Aren't Germans so much more civilized? (And yes, we know that this post stretches the limits of what constitutes a "celebrity sex scandal". But we had to do something to get all that midget porn out of our heads.) (bild.de)

Oh Dita Von Teese, we love you so much that ...

Jonnobot — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:25:37 EDT

Oh Dita Von Teese, we love you so much that we would cross an ocean just to get a glimpse of your nipple ... or at least peruse the pages of the new German Maxim, where if we squint really hard we can pretend we're getting a glimpse of your nipple too. (OK, so it's probably just part of that fancy bra you're wearing ... but are you really going to spoil the fantasy for us after we've come all this way?) (vanityspy.com)

King Orgasmus One (And Lots Of Hot Naked Chicks) Are In The House

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:35:27 EDT

Sure, American rappers talk some good game about all the girls they bang and what they get up into at the club ... but German rappers have totally naked babes and full-on orgies in their music videos, so who are we supposed to believe? Let's hope it doesn't come down to some sexy transatlantic rap battle—it seems pretty clear who the winner would be.

· King Orgasmus One (myspace.com)

If you've been worshipping at the altar of ...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 30 May 2008 11:35:26 EDT

If you've been worshipping at the altar of the porn saints, it's time to get off your knees and make a pilgrimage to the very first Pornsaints Art Exhibition. You'll have to go to Berlin to pay your respects, but we're sure that you'll be generously rewared for your devotion. (church.pornsaints.org)

Ladies Love The Mobile Pimp

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 27 May 2008 10:35:15 EDT

We've been known to get pretty fancy with our cellphones. But sadly, even the most tricked out iPhone hasn't helped out much when it comes to attracting the attention of potential female companionship. Maybe we're doing something wrong, because the whole cell phone thing seems to be working quite nicely for the Mobile Pimp, after all. Could it be a German thing?

· Mobile Pimp (mobilepimp.de)

East Germany's Military Porn Factory Had Ways Of Making You Fap

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:39:55 EDT

Researchers combing through the Cold War era files of the East German secret police in Berlin have uncovered a startling new secret about the military powerhouse that struck fear into the hearts of Western Europeans for decades—they loved their porn. In fact, they didn't just watch it ... they made it! Lots of it. Even though porn was officially outlawed under the Communist regime, in the 1980s an army base in Biesdorf became a de facto porn studio with over 160 East German soldiers and officers directing, shooting and even starring in hardcore porn films that were shown at parties for the Army's top brass. But now their dirty secret is out, and German TV has even broadcast a few scenes (clips please, German readers!) proving that the German Democratic Republic (which was neither Democratic nor a Republic; discuss) was better at spying on its people than fucking them. But was it better than "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS?" We're going to need more double agents to know for sure.

· "Stasi's official pornography department finally exposed" (independent.co.uk)
· "Secret Stasi pornographic films found" (telegraph.co.uk)
· Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975)

Previously: Pornifying History: Stalags, Sex, And The Holocaust, Nazi Sex Dolls?

This just in: Monster vaginas are taking ...

Jonnobot — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:35:21 EDT

This just in: Monster vaginas are taking over the German legal system! (OK, not really; it's just a fairly tame news item about P2P porn sharing lawsuits. But we couldn't resist that post title either.) (p2p-blog.com; thumbnail via dentata.net)

Tasty Pinups By Thomas Junior

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:30:03 EDT

We'll never cease to be amazed by the things certain masters of the fine art of pinups can create: who knew that with just a few pastels and some colored pencils and charcoal (not to mention about thirty hours of time), you could have your very own giddy big-boobed naked pinup girl squirting ketchup all over herself? We guess you'd need a fair dose of German artist Thomas Junior's talent to create something like that too, though we'd still probably just end up with a brightly colored stick figure. Even with twice the amount of time.

· The Art of Thomas Junior (thoju-arts.de, see pinup gallery here - via unscathedcorpse.blogspot.com)

If Doreen Jacobi really is a German TV star, ...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:21:20 EDT

If Doreen Jacobi really is a German TV star, we have definitely got to find ourselves a German TV. And maybe a German-English dictionary, but that seems like less of a priority. (doreenjacobi.com + sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Kader Loth sounds like the name of an evil ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:22:45 EDT

Kader Loth sounds like the name of an evil Jedi Knight in some crazy Star Wars comic book, but she's actually Germany's "queen of dumb TV." Still, we wouldn't mind watching her handle a lightsaber. (That's not a dirty euphemism — we are seriously huge nerds.) (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

German Fashion Magazines Do It Better (And Nakeder)

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:46:08 EST

There's no need to rehash the point, but occasionally we are forced to remember the painful truth that Europeans are way cooler than we are. Well, in one particularly area anyway—their delightful freewheeling stance on female nudity in the media. Take GQ magazine, for one example. The online American version can be a tedious slog through celebrity profiles and long treatises on silk suits, while the German version is one of the best places on the web to find free photos of naked Eurobabe models. As we recently discovered, the site has an entire section devoted to erotic glamour photography featuring work by many well-known photographers, like old Fleshbot favorites Alexander Paulin, Fabio Borquez, Gavin O'Neill and others. Sure the text is in German, but who cares about German celebrities and silk suits?

· Erotik, Girls, Akt, Fotografen (gq-magazin.de)
· Photo by Alexander Paulin

Previously: Sexy Nudes By Alexander Paulin, Photos by Fabio Borquez, Gavin O'Neill Photography

Recently widowed German women should watch ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:32:15 EST

Recently widowed German women should watch out for scammers who are sending bills for mail-order pornography and claiming it was secretly purchased by their dead husbands. Your beloved almost certainly did buy porn, but we're pretty sure you don't have pay for it once they're gone. (news24.com)

The Great Brothels Of Germany: A Photo Tour

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:42:43 EST

In most places, employing the services of a sex worker usually means a seedy hotel room rented by the hour or, in a pinch, the backseat of moving cab. And those are the nice alternatives. In other parts of the world, however, where brothels are allowed to exist and thrive, the "offices" can get pretty fancy and elaborate—sometimes they're downright cute! In a project reminiscent of some previous Japanese excursions, photographer Patric Fouads took a tour of some the finer brothels in Germany and came back with a collection of unique and interesting photos, snapped in the bedrooms where fantasies are made and paid for. And if you want to pretend like you're in Japan, you can always find a place for that too.

· 'Frauenzimmer' - Bordelle in Deutschland (in German) + gallery (stern.de, via sexblo.gs)

Previously: "Love Hotels: The Hidden Fantasy Rooms of Japan", "Pink Box: Inside Japan's Sex Clubs"

Some German file sharers are getting bills ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:22:57 EST

Some German file sharers are getting bills in the mail from lawyers asking for 250 Euros, because they illegally downloaded movies like the classic "Fick mich." (Yes, that means what you think it means.) That's like, what .... $0.50? So it sounds like a pretty good deal. (p2p-blog.com - thanks JR)

Ben Wittner's Surreal Life

Lux Nightmare — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:32:00 EST

German photographer Ben Wittner's photos seamlessly mix the surreal and the ordinary, combining everyday scenes of comfortable nudity with slightly (and sometimes not-so-slightly) bizarre details—a bathtub in a tree, headphones casually slipped over someone's naughty bits—painting a picture of a strange, yet oddly alluring, world. We're not entirely sure what he's trying to say in some of these tableaus, but we're all ears. (Maybe slipping some headphones over our own naughty bits would help us hear a little better?)

· Ben Wittner Photography (Flash portfolio @ benwittner.com, via Body Collector)

German soccer fans are turgid with excitement ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:00:16 EST

German soccer fans are turgid with excitement after Bayern-Munich's Mario Gomez becomes the first player in Bundesliga history to score a goal ... with his penis. Unfortunately, Gomez was later red carded for a blatant hand ball foul. (Historic video after the jump.)

(YouTube + guardian.co.uk + bild.t-online.de)

Here's a novel solution for all those homeowners ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:30:04 EST

Here's a novel solution for all those homeowners who have been caught in the adjustable rate mortgage trap—just find a banker who will loan you money in exchange for sex. You'll save thousands in interest, but watch out for that balloon payment! (reuters.com)

Fetish Fantasies By Hart-Worx Photography

Fleshbot — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 13:20:11 EST

You might think there's a world of sartorial difference between a glossy black ten-inch-high stacked platform shoe and a ratty pair of Chuck Taylors—but they're both equally worthy objects of desire as far as the dedicated fetish fan is concerned, and they both feature prominently in the work of Hart-Worx Photography. Part high-gloss fashion, part fever dream fantasy, the photos here are worth a look or two no matter what your taste in footwear involves. (Though maybe more than a look or two if you're into things like ten-inch-high stacked platforms and ratty Chuck Taylors.)

· Hart-Worx Photography & Fine Art (hart-worx.com, via Sexoteric)

A 77-year-old German man is suing his 19-year-old ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:20:48 EDT

A 77-year-old German man is suing his 19-year-old date for age discrimination because she wouldn't have sex with him. If we had to sue every woman who turned us down, well ... let's just say the world needs more lawyers. (spiegel.de, via dlisted.com)

Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Jesse Jane Is From Venus

Gram Ponante — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:57:15 EDT

The registered trademark Jesse Jane beat out Joan Allen, the Bumblebee Girl from the Blind Melon video, and Clara Peller for the title of Best U.S. Actress at this month's Venus Awards in Berlin. Though Jane said she didn't expect to take the trophy (again), her chops were so fierce that she received this award for a body of work that included several non-speaking roles ("Island Fever 4") as well as the titular role (heh) in a film ("Babysitters") in which she didn't even see a child. Bumblebee Girl's disgraced former publicist was heard to mutter, "It's like (Bumble) Bee Girl, Joan Allen, and Clara Peller weren't even in the running."

· Jesse Jane (jessejane.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Martin Boelt's House Of Nudes

Fleshbot — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:40:59 EDT

We like the fact that German photographer Martin Boelt has organized his generous online portfolio of sexy art nudes into sections called "rooms" instead of just mere "galleries": it almost makes us feel like we're wandering through a big fancy mansion where things like puffy nipples, garter belt-clad asses, and curvy models in lingerie and latex await us around every corner. (Instead of, you know, sitting here in our underwear in a dreary studio apartment with a view of an air shaft where the only real pussy in sight is the kind that coughs up hairballs at our feet. Did we mention that we really need to get out more?)

· Fine Art Photography Martin Boelt (martinboelt.de, via unscathedcorpse.blogspot.com)

Previously: Welcome To Lisica's World, At Home With Trevor Brady, Jacek Pomykalski's Black & White Nudes, Savage Eye Photography

After Hours With Gaby Trautmann And Friends

Fleshbot — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:56:08 EDT

By day, German artist and graphic designer Gaby Trautmann and her helpmeets Marlis and Siadanea work at a "large newspaper publishing house in Hamburg", but when they're off the clock they collaborate on a sprawling digital art portfolio featuring things which include (but are far from being limited to) naked babes, virtual porn studios, bus stop handjobs, amputee fetishism, giantess fantasies, extreme bondage, erotic torture, dead hookers, blowjob castrations, skeleton fucking, alien sex, and horny robots.

But don't think for a second that these three lovely ladies are total perverts or anything: according to Gaby, some of the email they receive as a result of their labors of love "can the shame redness drive us into the face even still". Which strikes us as awfully sweet, despite the fact that some of their work is enough to give us nightmares for weeks. Think they'd be up for meeting us for a drink after work sometime?

· 3d Erotic Studio (hreher.de, via Unscathed Corpse)

Previously: Digital Porn Art By Felipe Cama, The Art of J.K. Potter, Oddly Sexy Art By Japi Honoo, Sexy Digital Art by No Para Innita, Hot Vector Babes, Randy Trap: Exposures

Manfred Kooistra Wants You

Lux Nightmare — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:46:21 EDT

Photographer Manfred Kooistra is looking for models—specifically, he's hoping to find some "happy, natural and reliable girls" who aren't afraid to expose their pink bits in front of a camera (or, for that matter, outdoors). Coincidentally, those are exactly the type of girls that we like to hang out with. And we'd totally send some Kooistra's way, if he weren't all the way over in Germany. So we guess for the time being we have no choice but to support him by simply ogling all the models he's already managed to get naked for him. It's the thought that counts, right?

· Manfred Kooistra Photography (kooistra.de, via body-collector.com)

A German man heading to Dubai tried to sneak ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:10:34 EDT

A German man heading to Dubai tried to sneak two dildos into the country by stuffing them inside large sausages. Correct us if we're wrong, but if he wanted to play hide the salami couldn't he have just used the sausages? (reuters.com)

A German ISP has banned YouPorn and some ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:36:35 EDT

A German ISP has banned YouPorn and some other adult sites because another porn company actually complained about their age verification checks. If you can't trust a fellow porn provider ... yeah, maybe you shouldn't really trust porn providers. (Except us, of course.) (blogoscoped.com)

Candles are a nice way to set the mood when ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:45:51 EDT

Candles are a nice way to set the mood when planning to lose your virginity, but burning your house down usually has a way of ruining the moment. These are the things you learn with a little more experience. (reuters.com)

Picturebook Women Tell A Sexy Tale

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:20:59 EDT

There's was a time not too long ago when a woman who covered her body in tattoos would have been considered very unladylike. Depending on your definition of a lady we might still be living in that time, but inked up women still hold a certain cultural fascination even as they become more and more common. German photographer Boris Schmalenberger has an interesting take on the whole phenomenon in his Picturebook Women project. He rounded up several girls with numerous and colorful tattoos and posed them a series of three photographs each—a headshot, a random posed portrait, and a nude—allowing you to see each model from multiple perspectives. He explains it all in better detail on this short blog about the project, where you can also see the photos in question and draw your own conclusions about women who draw on themselves. Just try and stay inside the lines.

· Picturebook Women (picturebook-women.blogspot.com, via otomano)
· Boris Schmalenberger Photography (more nudes @ boris-schmalenberger.com)

Previously: Meet The Lazerbunnies!, Naked Cities: Nikola Goes To Belgrade, "Intimate Encounters" @ Museum Of Sex

Jean-Christian Bourcart's "Infertile Madonnas": Deep Inside The Brothels Of Frankfurt

Fleshbot — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:01:51 EDT

Fifteen years ago, French artist Jean-Christian Bourcart spent a week sneaking around Franfurt brothels with a camera concealed under his jacket to take pictures of things he wasn't supposed to photograph (= the inside of Frankfurt brothels); he tells us that he also carried a Colt for protection, and that the pimps eventually caught on to what he was doing, though he doesn't mention if things got sticky enough to have to deal with the latter using the former. The result is his "Infertile Madonnas" series, which show us that (surprise!) certain brothels are just as workaday, lurid, depressing, and/or occasionally surreal as you probably think they are. Good thing many of his photos stand as works of art in their own right, else he would've risked pissing off all those angry pimps to show us stuff we already know.

· "Infertile Madonnas" (gallery @ jcbourcart.com, via sexblo.gs)

Previously: Sex In Pana: A Guide For Foreigners, Betelnut Beauties: Not-Quite-Sex Work In Taiwan, "Pink Box: Inside Japan's Sex Clubs", Japanese Fetish Club Tour, The QUANTO Project: Sex Work Is (Mostly) Bad, DVD Review: "Memoirs of A Madame"

Everyone's talking about the German lady ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:20:14 EDT

Everyone's talking about the German lady who likes to shop naked at gas stations before speeding off in a Ferrari, but believe it or not, there's actually photographic proof to go with this silly story. Where is it written that you must have shirt and shoes to get service? (my.is/forums)

Would you like to get kicked in the head ...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 17:52:19 EDT

Would you like to get kicked in the head by Christine Theiss? She's a German kickboxing champion, so think carefully before you answer that. (dailypoa.com + christinetheiss.de)