Fleshbot: germany

Christiana Capotondi Brings HIstory To (Naked) Life In "Sisi"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

It's been a while since our last good erotihistoridrama ("Desperate Romantics," why have you forsaken us?). Luckily, Germany appears to be picking up the slack with "Sisi," a look at the life of Austrian emperor Franz Joseph.

· "Sisi" (imdb.com)
· Christiana Capotondi in "Sisi" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Topless TV (Movie) World Tour: Germany's "Kommissar Sueden Und Der Luftgitarrist"

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST

Yes, we're back to Germany again. Their public television nudity is both intriguing and ubiquitous. Even cops (yes, cops!) are sliding between the sheets for some tender love making with piano accompaniment.

This made-for-TV movie follows a team of inspectors searching for missing people in Munich. We're not sure how a couple of them land in bed, but we're hoping it had something to do with the "luftgitarrist" we've been hearing so much about. (Sadly, we couldn't find any clips of naked air guitar jam sessions.)

· "Kommissar Süden und der Luftgitarrist" (2008) (imdb.com)
· Video Clips of Jeanette Hain and Olivia Pascal (NN) from Kommissar Sueden und der Luftgitarrist (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Global Domination Watch: Sasha Grey (Still In Germany)

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

We know Sasha's been there for a while now, but don't you worry. Germany will fall to her charms. Now that she has infiltrated their Playboy, it is only a matter of time...

Even Sasha Grey has to work her way up the normal ranks of German power. First you have to be in "art" magazines, then GQ, then Playboy, and then you become Chancellor (with a simultaneous yet clandestine grip on Deutsche Bank). Of course, she's trying to expedite the process by dressing up like Nabokov's Lolita. Best of luck to you, Sasha; there are so many countries still standing.

· Sasha Grey x Playboy Germany (yuhmm.com)

Global Domination Watch: Sasha Grey

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

GQ recently unleashed Sasha Grey upon Germany. If she had been around a couple decades earlier, the Berlin Wall would've come down in a second. Take that, Ronald Reagan.

In an article titled "Pornos, Art, and Nietzsche," German GQ breaks down the basics of Sasha Grey. She's a pornstar. She's an actress. She's hot. She's philosophically and musically inclined. Little by little, the world will fall under her multi-faceted charms. The day will come when you can go to any country on Earth, say "Sasha Grey," and someone will buy you a drink.

Photos by Cellina von Mannstein, via GQ-Shooting - Sasha Grey (gq-magazin.de)

Topless TV World Tour: Germany's "Schatten der Gerechtigkeit"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

At long last, and after many boobs, our topless TV world tour has finally left France, venturing across the country's eastern border and into Germany—and just in time for the premiere of "Schatten der Gerechtigkeit"!

We're a little hazy on what the premise of the show is, and what exact combination of plot twists and turns have created, well, these scenes. But on the educational side of things, we've learned some valuable lessons about how German people like to do it, and what sort of music they listen to. And that will come in very handy when we're backpacking across Europe next summer, let us just tell you.

· "Schatten der Gerechtigkeit" (imdb.com)
· Yvonne Catterfeld in "Schatten der Gerechtigkeit" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Monday's Child Is Fair Of Face, "November Child" Is Fond Of Skinnydipping

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Of all our preconceptions about German girls (and trust us, there are a lot), "enjoying skinny dipping in the cold weather" was never really one of them. This clip from "Novemberkind" ("November Child") has totally turned our world upside down.

So, who's up for a trip to Berlin this November? If we start planning now, we should be able to get reasonably priced flight tickets—and, better yet, we'll have more than enough time to figure out what all the best girl watching ponds are (they cover that kinda stuff in those Lonely Planet guides, right?).

· "Novemberkind" (imdb.com)
· Anna Maria Mühe and Christina Drechsler from "Novemberkind" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

AIDS Is Bad. Just Like Hitler Having Sex.

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Today in unfortunate safer sex advertising: Germany's das comitee produced a set of posters determined to remind people of the seriousness of HIV...by comparing the virus to Hitler, Stalin, and Saddam Hussein banging hot chicks. Right, that makes sense.

And to keep it really classy, there's even a fake Hitler sex tape TV commercial (above). Well, no one can accuse them of being uncreative!

· Evildoers Doing It To Promote World AIDS Day (animalnewyork.com)
· AIDS Is A Mass Murderer (aids-is-a-mass-murderer.com)

Verona Pooth And Her Areola Pop In To Say Hello

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

In Germany, Verona Pooth is a television celebrity, entertainer, commercial icon, former beauty queen, and businesswoman best known for her brief marriage to producer and musician Dieter Bohlen. On Fleshbot, she's a hot lady best known for this nipple slip.

Here's hoping she gets even better known for many, many more things (are there, perhaps, some nude photos that might happen to be floating around anywhere?).

· Verona Pooth (taxidrivermovie.com)

Busty Girl Of The Day: Hristina Ruseva

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:30:01 EDT

German FHM put together a wonderful blond special...and we think Hristina Ruseva is the specialist blonde of them all.

Hristina Ruseva (dailypoa.com)
Hristina Ruseva (dailypoa.com)
Hristina Ruseva (dailypoa.com)
Hristina Ruseva (dailypoa.com)
Hristina Ruseva (dailypoa.com)
Hristina Ruseva (dailypoa.com)
Hristina Ruseva (dailypoa.com)

Bar Refeali Gives Us More To Look At

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Bar Refaeli may not have (really) posed nude yet, but at least by the grace of German GQ, we're able to ogle her nipples through a very seethrough top. Hmm, our diabolical plan seems to be working... (dailypoa.com)

Caution: Sprite May Cause Involuntary Arousal And Excitement

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:30:01 EDT

The amateur sociologist within us is tempted to (over)analyze this commercial, taking a look at what the explosion of corn syrup-infused joy as a substitute for, well, a different kind of explosion says about our culture.

The more prurient part of us, however, prefers to sit back and be titillated by the implied blowjob.

Can you guess which side is going to win out?

· Mentos Isn't The Only Thing That Makes Soft Drinks Explode (adrants.com)

Kristyna Malerova Strips Down In "Absurdistan"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:30:01 EDT

German film "Absurdistan" is something like a coming of age tale crossed with "Lysistrata" (and plenty of absurdity, we're sure)—and like any good coming of age tale, it has a healthy dose of full frontal nudity.

· Absurdistan (imdb.com)
· Video Clip of Kristyna Malerova from Absurdistan (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Topless Carla Bruni To Be Auctioned In Germany

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 May 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Still annoyed that someone else snagged that naked photo of Carla Bruni? Well, good news: there's another one up for sale at Berlin's Villa Grisebach Auction.

Of course, given that the last photo of Carla sold for around $100,000, we don't expect that this one will be cheap. Don't have six figures to drop on a topless photo? We recommend firing up the printer and hanging a framed copy of this post on your wall. We're sure no one will know the difference.

· Topless Carla snap for sale (thesun.co.uk)

Cherilyn Wilson Keeps Us Up At Night With "Parasomnia"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 26 May 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Is there some sort of anti-boob conspiracy in Hollywood these days? We keep hearing about these wonderful, boobtastic films that apparently aren't coming to a theater near us any time soon (and no, we're not just talking about "Powder Blue"). Latest on our list: "Parasomnia."

Okay, we're not 100% sure that this film won't ever be in theaters, but IMDB—which lists the release date as the not-so-specific "2009"—doesn't give us much hope for this German masterpiece. Maybe if we cross our fingers and wish really, really hard we'll get to see Cherilyn topless on the big screen?

· "Parasomnia" (imdb.com)
· Video Clip of Cherilyn Wilson from Parasomnia (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Pornstar Annina Gives Us A Reason To Watch Reality TV

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 11 May 2009 14:30:01 EDT

American network execs may be ratings obsessed, but they've got nothing on their German cousins. German Big Brother brought back a booted pornstar contestant—specifically to see her have (on-air!) sex with a costar.

The pornstar in question is Annina Ucatis, who wowed viewers with her 32G boobs... and incited a public outcry when she was voted off (from men, at least). And since all's fair in love and reality TV, the producers decided to roll back Annina's ousting, and bring her back for a night of passion with her BB paramour, Sascha. (To show they were serious about these two having some business time, the producers also locked all the other contestants into one room while the couple got reacquainted. Seriously.)

There's probably no need to say it, but man... why can't they make American TV like this?

· BB's sex plan for porn star (thesun.co.uk)

German Bank Discovers That Sex Is The Solution To All Our Financial Woes

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 11 May 2009 14:00:00 EDT

You know how the story goes: boy meets girl, boy woos girl, boy treats girl to a night of passionate, rousing sex—and suddenly, everyone's problems are solved.

Pretty standard story, really: except that in this case, the "boy" is Abraham Lincoln and the "girl" is German pianist Clara Schumann, the face of the 100 DM. We always thought that sex was the solution to everything—it's good to see that the financiers are finally on our side.

· German Bank Encourages Conjugal Co-Mingling of Funds (adrants.com)

Lingerie Clad Hottie Certainly Stimulating Something

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:00:00 EDT

"Stimulate" the economy jokes? Still stupid. This girl in purple lingerie? Hot enough to make us forget that. Hey, who knows, maybe over in Germany, the joke is still fresh.

· Sexy Stimulation (illegaladvertising.com, via AdRants)
· Blush (blush-berlin.com)

Alina Percea Tries, Fails To Get Rich Off Virginity

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Again with the virginity auctions: Alina Percea, aka Jungfrau18, is selling her virginity online in order to raise money for college.

Alas, with only two days to go, Alina's raised a mere 5,000 euros—45,000 euros away from her goal. Is the economy really that bad?

· 18-jährige Jungfrau zu ersteigern (gesext.de)
· Teen auctions virginity for £50k (thesun.co.uk)

International House Of Porn Tapes: Top Ten Amateur Videos From Around The World

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Last year, we took a tour of some of the hottest amateur porn the internet has to offer. The internet being the everchanging organism that it is, we figured it was time for an update.

And so it is that we welcome you to the second edition of International House of Porn Tapes. Learn just why it is that Mexico is hot, hot, hot—and see if anyone's going down way down south of the equator. Find out if the Germans live up to their reputation for efficiency, and discover whether or not Israel's actually populated by Assraelis. It's a big, wide world out there, people—you might as well take the opportunity to learn how the rest of it fucks.

Beautiful horny wet hit sexmachine (Japan)

vivianita 18 (Mexico)

Elle aime se faire filmer et sucer (France)

Garterbelt Wife (United States)

great sex (Israel)

Oral in the afternoon (United Kingdom)

Envied friends wife (India)

wander biggi 1 (Germany)

la venezolana (Chile)

La mujer del Policia (Venezuela)

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Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Erica Ellyson, International Porn Ambassador

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:00:00 EDT

As a former Penthouse Pet of the Year, Erica Ellyson has a lot of experience representing Penthouse on the international stage—serving as an ambassador of good will (and good porn).

Which explains why she looks so comfortable appearing here in Penthouse Germany—she's just a natural born porn ambassador, one who doesn't shy away from foreign countries and their foreign languages and foreign customs, one who goes where her porn is needed. (Well, that or it's just a repurposed Penthouse USA shoot, but we like our story better.)

· Erica Ellyson Naked - Penthouse Germany 04/09 (dailypoa.com)