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Researchers combing through the Cold War era files of the East German secret police in Berlin have uncovered a startling new secret about the military powerhouse that struck fear into the hearts of Western Europeans for decades—they loved their porn. In fact, they didn't just watch it ... they made it! Lots of it. Even though porn was officially outlawed under the Communist regime, in the 1980s an army base in Biesdorf became a de facto porn studio with over 160 East German soldiers and officers directing, shooting and even starring in hardcore porn films that were shown at parties for the Army's top brass. But now their dirty secret is out, and German TV has even broadcast a few scenes (clips please, German readers!) proving that the German Democratic Republic (which was neither Democratic nor a Republic; discuss) was better at spying on its people than fucking them. But was it better than "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS?" We're going to need more double agents to know for sure.

· "Stasi's official pornography department finally exposed" (independent.co.uk)
· "Secret Stasi pornographic films found" (telegraph.co.uk)
· Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975)

Previously: Pornifying History: Stalags, Sex, And The Holocaust, Nazi Sex Dolls?

We'll never cease to be amazed by the things certain masters of the fine art of pinups can create: who knew that with just a few pastels and some colored pencils and charcoal (not to mention about thirty hours of time), you could have your very own giddy big-boobed naked pinup girl squirting ketchup all over herself? We guess you'd need a fair dose of German artist Thomas Junior's talent to create something like that too, though we'd still probably just end up with a brightly colored stick figure. Even with twice the amount of time.

· The Art of Thomas Junior (thoju-arts.de, see pinup gallery here - via unscathedcorpse.blogspot.com)

There's no need to rehash the point, but occasionally we are forced to remember the painful truth that Europeans are way cooler than we are. Well, in one particularly area anyway—their delightful freewheeling stance on female nudity in the media. Take GQ magazine, for one example. The online American version can be a tedious slog through celebrity profiles and long treatises on silk suits, while the German version is one of the best places on the web to find free photos of naked Eurobabe models. As we recently discovered, the site has an entire section devoted to erotic glamour photography featuring work by many well-known photographers, like old Fleshbot favorites Alexander Paulin, Fabio Borquez, Gavin O'Neill and others. Sure the text is in German, but who cares about German celebrities and silk suits?

· Erotik, Girls, Akt, Fotografen (gq-magazin.de)
· Photo by Alexander Paulin

Previously: Sexy Nudes By Alexander Paulin, Photos by Fabio Borquez, Gavin O'Neill Photography

In most places, employing the services of a sex worker usually means a seedy hotel room rented by the hour or, in a pinch, the backseat of moving cab. And those are the nice alternatives. In other parts of the world, however, where brothels are allowed to exist and thrive, the "offices" can get pretty fancy and elaborate—sometimes they're downright cute! In a project reminiscent of some previous Japanese excursions, photographer Patric Fouads took a tour of some the finer brothels in Germany and came back with a collection of unique and interesting photos, snapped in the bedrooms where fantasies are made and paid for. And if you want to pretend like you're in Japan, you can always find a place for that too.

· 'Frauenzimmer' - Bordelle in Deutschland (in German) + gallery (stern.de, via sexblo.gs)

Previously: "Love Hotels: The Hidden Fantasy Rooms of Japan", "Pink Box: Inside Japan's Sex Clubs"

German photographer Ben Wittner's photos seamlessly mix the surreal and the ordinary, combining everyday scenes of comfortable nudity with slightly (and sometimes not-so-slightly) bizarre details—a bathtub in a tree, headphones casually slipped over someone's naughty bits—painting a picture of a strange, yet oddly alluring, world. We're not entirely sure what he's trying to say in some of these tableaus, but we're all ears. (Maybe slipping some headphones over our own naughty bits would help us hear a little better?)

· Ben Wittner Photography (Flash portfolio @ benwittner.com, via Body Collector)

You might think there's a world of sartorial difference between a glossy black ten-inch-high stacked platform shoe and a ratty pair of Chuck Taylors—but they're both equally worthy objects of desire as far as the dedicated fetish fan is concerned, and they both feature prominently in the work of Hart-Worx Photography. Part high-gloss fashion, part fever dream fantasy, the photos here are worth a look or two no matter what your taste in footwear involves. (Though maybe more than a look or two if you're into things like ten-inch-high stacked platforms and ratty Chuck Taylors.)

· Hart-Worx Photography & Fine Art (hart-worx.com, via Sexoteric)