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"Ladies Of The Night": What Does Gene Simmons Know About Whoring?

Prostitution has been written about by everyone from the Apostles to Shakespeare to Charlie Sheen, but you can take all that previous pontification and cram it: Gene Simmons is about to have his say. The God of Thunder and noted romancer has a new book coming out called "Ladies of the Night" where he will share his "own unique philosophy about the inception and legacy of prostitution." (And not a minute too soon!) More »

Gene Simmons continues his "garbage from my past" line of defense regarding the sex tape that he claims is "decades old" and part of an ongoing blackmail attempt. Honestly, we don't know why anyone would ever accuse Gene Simmons of being some sort of sexual animal. (Idolator + Copyranter)

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(Still More Than You Ever Wanted To Know About) The Gene Simmons Sex Tape: The Plot Thickens

To no one's surprise, Gene Simmons has lawyered up and gone knocking at the doors of sites that have reported on a certain sex tape scandal that erupted this week ... including our silicon-headed sibling Valleywag, who have just posted a cease-and-desist letter from his legal team which claims among other things that the tape was surreptitiously filmed by a woman named Traci Anna Koval but that Gene's company "Allied Industry" purchased all the rights to the tape back in 2003 presumably to keep it hush-hush. (Got all that?) However, a "spokesman" for the company currently selling the tape told XBiz earlier this week that it was shot nine months ago ... and that Simmons was completely unaware of its existence. It it possible that someone is not being completely honest here? Shocking! But wait ... there's more!
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Gene Simmons Addresses The "Incident" From his official website: "Hi everyone. You may have heard or seen garbage that has sprung up from my past. Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all ramifications and options ... All is well." Why so harsh? It's not the best sex tape ever, but we wouldn't necessarily call it "garbage." (genesimmons.com)

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Got Love For Sale: Analyzing The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

As evidenced by his band's eagerness to place their name and likenesses on posters, t-shirts, mugs, license plates, fine hand-painted glassware, comic books, bicycle pants, condoms, and coffins, KISS frontman Gene Simmons is not afraid to sell anything. So is it too much of a stretch to believe that he'd sell himself, his penis, and the virtue of some aspiring model just to make a quick buck on the internet? That was the question on everyone's mind upon discovering that yet another celebrity sex tape had mysteriously "leaked" this week. Actually, that was pretty far down on the list of unsettling questions this tape raises, somewhere between "Does Gene Simmons really fuck with Steve Perry music in the background?" and "Seriously, Steve Perry?" More contextual analysis after the jump. More »

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Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Maybe we and Terry Gross are not the ideal demographic for the just-now released "Gene Simmons Sex Tape", featuring a man who appears to be the KISS bassist atop an Austrian energy drink spokesmodel. But as personally repellant as many find Simmons, we can't help but thank him for leaving his goddamn shirt on.

· "Alleged Gene Simmons Sex Tape Released" (avn.com)
· "Rock Icon Gene Simmons Stars in Sex Tape?" (xbiz.com)

Update: After the jump, view some clips from the ten minute video: in one, Alleged Gene Simmons puts on a condom before entering his lady friend, who then refuses to kiss him. The reader may draw his or her own conclusions as to what that all means.

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