Kimberly Kane And Ashlynn Brooke In "The X-Files: A Dark XXX Parody"

Just as Fox Mulder wanted aliens to be real, we keep hope alive that adult parodies can be legitimate expressions of the pornic arts. That's why we are curious as a randy chupacabra about this "X-Files" parody. More »

Falling For Chapel Waste

Chapel Waste has been on our radar for a while now (since about the time she debuted in "Porny Monster," actually), but somehow it seems like we've never really given her the appreciation and attention that she deserves. True, her filmography may not be as broad as those of other girls, but there's just a certain something about her that drives us wild. The tattoos, the mohawk, the androgynous hotness; it all takes us back to that angry punk girl we crushed on in high school. And, to put us completely over the top, we've just discovered that Chapel's into D&D. Bestill our geeky little hearts. Show Chapel some love after the jump. More »

Can Sarah Michelle Gellar Do Porn?

We always found Sarah Michelle Gellar to be a rather curious case study of Hollywood babery. Obviously, she will never escape the clutches of Buffy Summers, the Vampire Slayer who latched on to her neck and will never let go, but despite the obvious typecasting complications she did manage to sneak in the occasional film role that moved her ever so slightly away from the Hellmouth. However, like another friend of ours with resumes of hotness and acting that are both complicated by a geeky good girl reputation, we keep wondering: is she ever going to the next level on either front? More »

Olivia Munn Has "Lesbionic" Tendencies

As you can probably guess, we find that there's quite a bit to enjoy in NBC's upgraded "Bionic Woman" series, but even with the super speed, enhanced vision, and general ass-kicking abilities, there seems to be one element missing from the cyborg hero's hardware. Thankfully, geek princess Olivia Munn and the folks at G4 have figured out the bug and made an update of their own. You've seen her play Wonder Woman and even devour airborne hot dogs in a single bound, but (easy stereotypical jokes aside) her latest adventure just might push the hearts and minds of her fanboy legions over the edge. Or their hearts at least, which are probably racing pretty hard at the moment. More »

Nerdcore Calendar 2008: Sexy (And Naked) Heroes And Villains

One of our favorite calendars from last year's onslaught of month-by-month sexiness is back and taking the geeky greatness to even loftier heights. Not only does photographer Cherie Roberts' latest Nerdcore Calendar highlight important 2008 dates like the release of Iron Man, the Comic-Con convention, and Jean Luc-Picard's birthday, it features 12 highly stylized photos of hot chicks performing superhuman feats of wonder and daring. In the nude, of course. Because anyone can save the day in a pair of tights, but let's see Superman leap a tall building without a stitch of spandex on. Check out our special preview gallery and you'll believe that babes can fly. More »

Revenge Of The Nerdcore Babes

What's our favorite new trend in video games? It's not the expansive multiplayer online environments or cooperative fantasy adventures. It's not even the cooler graphics and wireless remote controls. It's hot girl gamers who love to drape themselves in the actual consoles and games and send the pictures out over the interwebs. (Besides how can you tie someone up with a wireless controller?) Well, the nerdcore babes are back for more and we have to thank the boys over at Destructoid for sharing an exclusive bonus photo with us that you can see after the jump. We're not exactly Nintendo experts, but we are pretty sure you're not going to find any ducks to hunt in there. More »