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#queer
Leave The Closet Door Open For "Seven Minutes in Heaven"
There is something Unitarian Universalist about Courtney Trouble's charming all-girl (and trans) spin-the-bottle romp "Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out," but instead of free coffee and homemade lemon squares, newcomers get strapped. More » -
#dvd
"Little Asian Transsexuals 16": We're As Surprised As You Are
What has porn taught us about life? I know that if the petite Asian with Michelle Obama's arms isn't actually Michelle Obama, then she's probably a katoey. Other than that, porn hasn't added anything to my excellent Catholic School education. More » -
#college
Who's Ready For The Undie Run?
School's out for summer—and you know what that means. Time to strip down to your underwear and run around campus... like we did last winter, and the spring break before that... and really, whenever the opportunity arises. More » -
#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Creams Rising to the Top
You live life to the fullest, Fleshbot Readers. You fuck anything that moves until it doesn't move. You're lusty and vulnerable (sometimes you cry). Why, then, would you want your cock to be desensitized? More » -
#maritalaidtestkitchen
The Bad Boy P-Vibe
I'm glad that the Bad Boy P(rostate) Vibrator I received was bright red, because the black version, shaped the way this thing is, would have summoned uncomfortable memories from the city pool. More » -
#amateur
Naked People Reveals What Lies Beneath (Your Neighbors' Clothes)
If you've ever wondered what your neighbors look like naked (and come on, if you're reading this website, you probably have), Naked People may be just the website to sate your curiosity. More » -
#advertising
Diesel Exposes Its Models In Hot New "Intimates" Campaign
Much as we enjoyed Diesel's "SFW Porn" video, we're pleased to see them moving in a decidedly less SFW direction with their new "Intimates" campaign. True, there's no nudity—but that's clearly the next logical step, right? More » -
#maritalaidtestkitchen
Bring Me The Mouth Of Allanah Starr
"Look for the Adam's Apple!" one is told as one plans a Thailand vacation. But what if the Cyberskin mouth masturbator one mail-ordered doesn't have one? Has one still stuck one's cock in a tranny? More » -
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#dating
Time Out New York Wants To Hook You Up With Ellen Stagg
Have you ever dreamed that one day you—yes, you—might wind up on a date with someone as smart, funny, talented, and smoking hot as erotic photographer Ellen Stagg? Well, today could be your lucky day. More » -
#faithmouse
It's A Super-Funpacked Double Edition Of Faithmouse This Week!
Censorship may have forced our friend Dan Lacey to remove his last cartoon from eBay, but he's back this week with two, count em, two erotic artworks. More » -
#photography
In Love... And In Bed
Just in time for Valentine's Day, the New York Times has a profile of "Pillow Talk," James Tribble and Tracey Mancenido's series of photos of couples together in bed. More » -
#todayintrannies
Transsexuals: Little. Asian. Uncircumcised.
This much is true about tranny movies: however much fun the katoeys don't seem to be having, you can be assured the orgasms are real. More » -
#fleshbotrequests
The Butcher The Better: Butch Girl Roundup
Who says being girly is the only way to be sexy? We know more than a few women who know how to work their masculine side—and give us a proper working over in the process.
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#brightcollegeyears
College Students Continue Grand Tradition Of Public Nudity
Hey UCLA: UC-Berkeley will see your "undie run" and raise you some full frontal nudity. (Again.) Man, we love college rivalries. More » -
#brightcollegeyears
UCLA Undie Run: Caught On Tape!
Oh, these college students are so cute—running around in their underwear, blowing off stress... it's enough to make us wish we were still in college. More » -
#beenthroughthedessert
Hello "Post-Apocalyptic Cowgirls" In The Sand
These arid extra-lesbians are not your gateway drug "Are They Or Aren't They?" Thelma And Louise saddlepals, so take heed, pardner of the patriarchy, next you're piloting your American Motors Corporation vehicle down the 8 through Yuma and you see a gal with her thumb out. -
#fleshbotrequests
Gimme A T! Smokin' Hot T Girl Action
Kimber James may have been the first trans model signed to LA Direct, but she's hardly the only t-girl on the market. We don't care if you call them tgirls, trannies, shemales, or ladyboys: we love the looks of these girls with extra endowments, and we're not ashamed to say it. Feeling similarly inspired to take a walk on the trans side? Some of the most beautiful tgirls we know are waiting for you, just below the jump. More » -
#todayinerections
Picnic On Hanging Cock
Confronted by an enormous boner, this adorable blonde seems to be trying to express something beyond words, perhaps beyond her capacity for expression. More » -
#sexadvice
So You've Decided To Have An MMF...
So you're thinking about having an MMF threeway, and you're just not sure where to turn. You could ask the experts, or you could study at the knee of porn's finest instructors, or you could read the blog of some guy who seems to really like boy-boy-girl threeways (and thoughtfully includes links to MMF porn!). Sure, some of his advice is questionable at best, but he has more than a few entertaining one liners. And, to be honest, we have soft spot for anyone out there who's trying to increase the visibility of male bisexuality (and threeways!) so we're going to let this one slide. More » -
#anthropology
Madison Young Discovers Lesbians In San Francisco
Had we known that San Francisco had lesbians in it, we would have stopped there on our way to this weekend's Sausalito Chili Cook-Off. But we must leave it to the intrepid Madison Young as she plumbs the depths, or somethings the something, of the Bay Area lesbian scene in "Lesbian Life: Real Sex San Francisco." More » -
#giadarlingsuperstar
"Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass," Fleshbot Readers!
My personal belief is that no man is ever truly surprised when the woman he's with reveals herself to be a transsexual, a dominatrix, or a Mormon. So Mistress Berlin's question of Julian at the beginning of "Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass!" is part of the elegant dance between domme and sub, like French Court face-saving protocol. Of course he knows he's about to get beaten, pegged, and "forced" to fellate a transsexual, but the savvy domme also knows to pretend he just fell into her clutches. See that question after the gap. More » -
#girlongirlaction
Slate addresses the curious question of why beach volleyball players are always slapping each other on the ass and concludes that it has something to do with every sport having "its own superstitious tics, preening behavior, and weird bits of incidental ceremony". And here we were thinking that it was simply because a lot of beach volleyball players have really nice asses, which just goes to show how little we really know about beach volleyball. (But not nice asses. We do know our nice asses.) (slate.com) -
#dvdpreview
Fleshbot OMG: What Lies Beneath
I can't say whether or not this will be a regular feature, but out of the hundreds of porn titles I receive each week at Fleshbot West few if any inspire a vocal reaction. Fewer still require my showing this to te proprietors of every Korean travel agency along the hallway. You've probably already guessed (because you're brilliant) but I found myself understanding how Civil War General Ben Butler felt when he said that the look of things in the north did not prepare him for conditions in the south. More » -
#pornofthemoment
"Pour Une Nuit" In Gay (Er, Lesbian) Paree
Ah, Paris! If for no other reason than to begin a review with "Ah, Paris!" did I watch this for lesbians/by lesbians movie, shot in dingy clubs with a spotlight and shot with sweaty abandon in apartments and elevators around the City of Light. Really a series of vignettes featuring some of the same people on one steamy night in Gay Paree, "One Night Stand" ("Pour Une Nuit)" was made in 2006 and just made its way via festivals and US distributor Fatale Media to my hands. Along the way it won "First Prize of the Lesbian Jury" at Berlin's inaugural porn film festival. More » -
#thisweekinporntitles
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mentor Lesbians Edition
Back in my day (I am now 23), lesbians didn't look like this—or at least the mainstream media, softball-playing, Melissa Etheridge-listening, workmen's comp-seeking, Seneca Falls enpilgrimaging ones didn't. So seeing this lesbian MILF movie, even after a steady diet of porn lesbians, is still a shock. More » -
#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: Cock Allure
Some guys are appreciated for their minds; others are just handy to have around for opening jars. But for the writers in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene, it's all about the cock. Pity the woman who craves the missing meat in her throat, and the bound submissive who is denied what seems just within tongue's reach. And marvel at the cock that can't seem to decide whether it's orgasmed or not, the john too clueless to detect a blowjob ... and the curvaceous beauty who comes packing a very different kind of heat. More » -
#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: CyberSkin® Waterproof EZ-Bend Cockring
If something comes with an "As Seen on TV!" sticker on it or an "E-Z" anywhere on the label, you can be goddamn sure I'm going to put it on my penis. (Or at the very least stick my penis through it, which is not true of anything marked "Hecho in Jo Polnicek)
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#worldofpeen
We thought ourselves well acquainted with the wild and crazy world of dickisms, but after briefly browsing Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms, we realize we're mere novices when it comes to conversing about the 21st digit. If you can take a break from wrestling with Beastus Maximus, check out this comprehensive database and learn every term from A to Zamboner. (starma.com, via dailybedpost.com) -
#hardcore
Hungry For More: "Cum For Cover 2"
With gangs of thugs roaming the streets of suburbia in search of gas to syphon for their SUV's (it's totally true—a friend of a friend told us!), we here at Team Fleshbot recommend that instead of taking the family on that road trip to the Grand Canyon this summer, you may want to just whip up a batch of potato salad or two and stay home to enjoy a good old-fashioned hot dog eating contest instead. But not just any hot dog eating contest! More » -
#michelleastonuberalles
It's Michelle Aston's "Pad": We're Just "Crash"ing In It
In "The Crashpad Volume 2", a naked woman (y) sits on a bed. Another woman (x) invites a friend (z) into her apartment. "I got you a present," says (x), leading (z) into the room where (y) is waiting. Then (x) and (z) begin fucking (y). More » -
#hardcore
This Just In: Pornstars Still Like It Big
Since we last reported on this important topic, we'd love to be able to tell you that there's been a sea change in the way the adult industry views men with average-sized members, and that the whole "size matters" debate is one we can relegate to the dustbin of history along with Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign, the musical version of "Carrie", and the last season of "American Idol". But alas, Brazzers' latest compilation of scenes from their PornStarsLikeItBig.com website clearly shows us that this is not the case—and no amount of penis pumping or Enzyte or yohimbe can make up for it. More » -
#videogames
More Naked Guitar Hero: Hold On To Your Whammy Bar
If Guitar Hero is the technological solution for people who lack the time and/or ambition to learn how to play a real guitar, then maybe naked guitar hero videos on xTube are the solution for people who want to be this guy but who lack ... uh, a lot of things. Are we witnessing the birth of a new trend here? The modern day gaming equivalent of the homemade j.o. video? Stay tuned to find out (maybe)! More » -
#video
Hot Tail: Your Furry Schoolgirl Striptease Fantasy Finally Comes True
Since we spend so much time together, dear reader, we hope it doesn't come as too much of a surprise to learn that we here at Fleshbot can totally read your thoughts and therefore anticipate exactly what you're in the mood to see. For example, while we were enjoying our breakfast of green tea and Fruity Pebbles this morning we heard a little voice telling is that you wanted us to post a video of a crossdressing furry in a schoolgirl uniform stripping to Aphex Twin's "Windowlicker"—and your wish was our command! (OK, so maybe someone slipped something into our Fruity Pebbles, but even if you've somehow caught this before somewhere it's still not the sort of thing you see every day. And if you're freaked out or anything ... well, at least it's still a lot less creepy than the original video. Right?) (found @ fchan.us - thx qDot!) -
#advertising
Wow, uh ... yeah, we'd say that is some pretty good lube. (Copyranter)
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#contests
Buttmonth: The Only Election That Really Matters
Exhausted by the seemingly neverending election season? If you don't give a rat's ass about exit polls, take a break from Clinton vs. Obama with an election that really matters: Stockroom.com's National Butt Month Competition , an intense campaign to determine who shall be crowned (if that's the right term) with coveted title of Best Ass in both male and female categories. Sure, the results of this election probably won't end the war or get us universal healthcare, but we promise the debates will be a lot more interesting. (Come to think about it, this might be one way to decide that whole Democratic nomination thing once and for all. Quick, someone get a camera!) More » -
#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: Out And About
Turn down the sheets, fluff your pillows and lock the bedroom door. Now that you're snug, click on over to the hottest blogs on the web, where you'll find our wandering writers busily at it anywhere but the boudoir. With no time for niceties, they park on country roads and cruise darkened back rooms. A public toilet is pressed into service as a phone sex booth, and a walk in the park leads to an innocent round of tit fucking. Public sex offers thrills and even consolations, as one voyeur finds a couple making the best of their team's loss by scoring in the arena parking lot. More » -
#asktheexperts
Best Of Sex Advice: Unlearn What You Have Learned
We all have bad habits — whether it's snoring or not picking up your socks or forgetting to wear pants to the opera — but the important thing to remember is that you can change. Do you have trouble staying monogamous? Try a threesome! Do you have foul tasting spunk? Try pineapple juice! Does the sight of vagina make you ill? Try being gay! There's a solution to all your problems, even if you simply made up a problem in order to get your name printed in an advice column. Think you can pick out which of this week's questions are real and which are pure entertainment? If not... hey, there's another skill for you to learn! More » -
#shemales
Being Aneth Lovely
Gender Benders, a transsexual webcam site, features Aneth Lovely, who states she wants to cum with you and for you. "I like when men are me play with my hard cock," she says, but offers no other explanation. Maybe she's using a mirror? (genderbenders.com) -
#dvdreview
"Cubbyholes": Transmen In (Seriously Hot) Action
We have to respect a movie that features a blindfolded transman cub on his knees getting fucked up the ass by a stranger a mere seven minutes in ... you know, at the point when some higher-concept porn flicks are still rolling the credits. Yes, "Cubbyholes" cuts to the chase, spending a minimal amount of time on the plot (which mainly seems to be "transmen who want to get fucked and the people who want to fuck them") and a whole lot more time on hard, hot sex. Can't really argue with that formula, can we? More » -
#events
Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Toronto's Feisty Feminist Porn Festival
"We decided that it's not enough to criticize adult films for not adequately representing women's - and in many cases, men's - sexuality. So we decided to do something about it," said sponsors of Toronto's 3rd annual Feminist Porn Awards, brainchild of "feisty" feminists Good for Her. The two-day festival in April includes an awards show as well as a screening of several nominated films. You know that an awards show with a "Sexiest Straight Scene" category must have a deliciously diverse lineup. In fact, "Deliciously Diverse Cast" is also a category. More »









