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If you're looking for even more ways to celebrate the glories of democracy this weekend, might we suggest casting your vote in this survey to determine which amateur porn dude sets off the most sirens when it comes to shoving dildos up his butt? After all, the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of anal sex toys is practically guaranteed by the Constitution and everything! (Except in Alabama, that is ... ) (queerclick.com)
I must admit, I approached the Pfun Plug with a mild amount of trepidation. After all, it's a toy specifically designed to stimulate the prostate—a body part which, being a girl, I conspicuously lack. But as an avid anal enthusiast, I have a hard time saying no to any butt toy, so I gamely decided to see if what's good for the gander might also be good for the goose.
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Today's the last day to enter the second (=gay!) installment of our Sex or Masturbation Contest: leave your guesses in the comments by 5pm EST. Come on, you know you want to. (Or at least you want one of these.)
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4:40 PM on Tue May 13 2008
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Remember our recurring issue with marital aids that insert a level of difficulty into something you can already do with your hands, junk, or skull? Well, we were pleasantly surprised upon receiving Blowfish's functional pair of Tootsie Roll-textured dildos, the Stallion and the Colt, until we realized that they could also be stuck to the wall. Our two female readers who don't already write for us as well as any interested male parties will be delighted to know that standing room only events need no longer be unpleasant.
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We conclude our three-part study of the Rascal Video-branded Wide-Making Insertion Series with a pair of butt plugs known as The Inmate. The creators of Fleshbot's "Uncomfortable Porn Stereotypes" tag will be pleased to know that the white one is bigger than the black one — though both look pretty goddamn uncomfortable (at first).
See more snaps after the gap.
We were all excited to have "some of Eurocreme's hottest models" give us in-depth sex toy video demos on the newly revamped AdamMale site until we found out we'd have to supply a credit card number (you know, for "age verification purposes") in order to see them and decided we couldn't be bothered. Guess we'll just have to learn how to use things like dick pumps and giant dildos on XTube like everyone else. Besides, isn't the thrill of figuring out these things for yourself part of the fun? (eurocreme.com + adammale.com + xtube.com)
To everyone who's curious about some of those things mentioned in this video from a meeting for the Americans for Truth About Homosexuality meeting that an undercover correspondent at our sister site Wonkette snuck into last week: Hot House is a gay porn studio, not a bathhouse; the Sisters of the Perpetual Indulgence are really lovely people; and you can buy one of those Baby Jesus Butt Plugs right here. (No, there's no Muhammed version yet, but we're sure they'll get around to it sooner or later.) (wonkette.com; more here)
Remember that Rubbot automagic male masturbator device we told you about a few months ago? Prototypes are now entering beta testing, and the results sure look promising—especially if you happen to be a bottle of beer or an easily excitable puppy. (Which sounds really kinky, but it's not. OK, maybe it's a little kinky.) (video @ rubbot.com)
One of the things we like to daydream about when we think of Fleshbot Crush Object™ Ben Andrews is spending a quiet evening at home with him watching America's Next Top Model and sharing a whole pint of Ben & Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk together. (Why not?) However, Ben lives way too far away from us to make that dream a reality—not that he returns our phone calls anyway—and we really don't need to be eating any Ben & Jerry's products if we're going to fit into that tiny silver spandex number when the White Party rolls around next year. So what's a lonely and besotted porn fan to do?
So is Playgirl really still trying to pretend that it's a women's magazine? We've been to a few events they've sponsored lately where the only straight women in attendance were the ones behind the girl, and most momths you'll find more gay porn stars in their pages than you will at your average night at the Eagle (either coast). The latest killer set of abs to take it off "for the ladies" is Rascal Video exclusive Eddie Diaz, who stars in a "sexy, six-page, layout" in the magazine's October issue in which he dresses up "as an ancient Egyptian prince who sheds his tightly wrapped kilt in his royal tomb". (Because, you know, the ladies love all that historical cosplay stuff.) We're also told that Rascal and adult novelty company Topco will be releasing a sex toy "made from a mold of his most famous private part" at a launch party at The Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood next week; we're sure the "ladies" will really dig that too.
More Eddie (sans kilt) after the jump.
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We were intrigued by this marital aid, of course, because "Teardrop" is the song the Fleshbot Bookmobile plays whenever it rolls up to Bogue Chitto's Biennial Dirtpipe Milkshake Festival. But the device itself proved to be a serious and elegant piece of hardware that caused quite a clatter.
Read our review after the gap.
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