Fleshbot: Gay

Fleshbot Comments: Gt Pwnd

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:30:56 EDT

The sentient robots that constructed the Gawker Media Matrix and enslaved us in the wheels of this giant blogging machine have given us a new toy to play with. It's called disemvoweling and with the click of a button it gives us the power to remove all the vowels from any one of your comments! Why would we want to do this? Good question!

It's basically a way to moderate questionable or offensive comments without completely nuking the discussion or the commenter. So if you happen to notice that one of your comments has been gutted, that means you've probably crossed a line and should think more carefully before you speak. (Or risk a permanent ban.) But how do you do that? Also a good question! You should review our comments policy and also Lifehacker's Guide To Not Being An Online Jerk, but the bottom line is don't be mean (to us, fellow commenters, or especially the naked people), don't be obnoxious, and don't be boring. Not that any of our brilliant and witty commenters need to be reminded of that, right?

"Bear Oasis" Gets Hairy In The Palms

sturtle — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 09:15:03 EDT

We understand that bears are not everyone's cup of tea. Sure, they're becoming a lot more mainstream these days, but they're still a little fetishy for a lot of garden variety twink-loving pornoisseurs out there. So we understand that companies making porn for bear enthusiasts don't have as much money to spend on their productions as, say, Michael Lucas.

But still: in 2008, when you can't swing a cat without hitting a fifth grader with mad Photoshop skillz, can't Pantheon, you know, swing a cat and find someone who understands the concept of "magenta" (the color, not the character in "Rocky Horror"), who could've looked at the box cover for "Bear Oasis" and said, "My, but those bears seem awfully pink"? 'Cause Rik Kappus and Marc Angelo are looking slightly Easter eggy or slightly albinoish, depending on the light—and it's making us hesitate to think about what their manly touches must feel like. And we know that's not the way they look in the video, because we've seen the hot, sexy, furry trailer. Please to fix now?

That said, we are srsly crushing on Dan Rhodes; In fact, we think he should star in a giant fetish bear video, which Pantheon could conveniently title "Colossus of Rhodes". In the meantime, we love his hot, sexy, bald head and would like to see more of it—especially on the box cover, even though right now there's something about the way it's lopped off just above the eyebrows that feels a little "Boxing Helena" to us. Please to also fix now?

Design quibbles aside, though, "Bear Oasis" is one of the hottest release—ursocentric or otherwise—to cross our inbox in a while. Sometimes, you just can't judge a book by its shoddily designed cover.

• "Bear Oasis" at TLAvideo and PantheonMen.com (includes trailer)

Hot Sponsor Creampie

Fleshbot — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:05:33 EDT

Pucker up and show some hot, sweet love to the sponsors who helped keep the flesh in Fleshbot this week:

Adam & Eve • Adult Reality Pass • Adult Rental • Boner Guide • Broke Straight Boys • Camera Boys * DVDtube • First Auditions * Gay.com • Hustler • Hustler’s Asian Fever • iFunSpace • Live Jasmin • Lonely Cheating Wives • Mydirtybookstore.com • Platinum Club * Rabbit’s Reviews • Rocco Siffredi • Sexywebcam.com

Your name here: Advertise on Fleshbot!

Fratmen's Gil Is Giving Us A Toothache

sturtle — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:50:46 EDT

We've been taking a lot of long, hard looks at Gil, one of the newest models at Fratmen, and we have to admit: there's just something so ... plowable about the guy. That sweet, innocent smile! Those sweet, innocent asscheeks! It's kinda like looking at a king size Snickers bar that's been sitting in the fridge in the company break room for, like, two weeks, just staring you in the face, waiting to be opened up and ravished, and you don't know who put it there but surely they wouldn't mind if you just stuffed it down your throat right? Right? (No, those aren't especially healthy thoughts. But we're also trying to work through some stuff about our coworkers and candy at the moment, so bear with us.) (starrfucker.net; more @ fratmen.tv)

Inside Scoop: RJ Danvers Is Good "To The Last Man"

sturtle — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:30:44 EDT

If you're as intrigued as we are by Raging Stallion's upcoming flick, "To The Last Man", then you'll be even more intrigued by this recent post by the adorable RJ Danvers, who gives a bit of inside news about the scenes he's filming this weekend: he'll be doing a three-way with Tristan Jaxx and Jimmy Tripp and a one-on-one with Bo Matthews. According to RJ, the location is "a totally remote area of Phoenix, AZ", so we're not sure what to expect by way of scenery. But we're guessing it'll be something between "abandoned strip mall" and "subdivision-in-process". Pack extra lube and a Zone Bar or two, boys: the nearest CVS is probably at least twenty minutes away. (rjdanversxxx.blogspot.com)

Playgirl Is Dead, Long Live Playgirl!

Lux Nightmare — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:15:00 EDT

The paper edition of Playgirl may be bidding us a fond farewell, but it will always live on in our hearts—and thanks to the efforts of diligent archivists, at least a part of Playgirl (i.e., the pictures of naked men) will live on forever in cyberspace, too. The past week has seen many a tribute to Playgirl and for good reason. As sex columnist and Fleshbot Crush Object Jamye Waxman points out, "Playgirl was always built around the idea that women wanted a place where they could proclaim their sexual desires"—an unfortunately all too rare idea in our culture.

Of course, some say that it maybe did more for the sexual desires of gay men than straight women, but that's neither here nor there. It still put forth (and proved) the notion that women did want more than just sexy stories and dirty books, and that porn made for women could be a viable business. And for that, we will always be grateful ... even if Playgirl may not have given ladies exactly what they wanted (coughhardcockscough). Well, nobody's perfect.

. . .

· Playgirl Models Alphabetical by First Name (1973-1995) (blackdogue.net)
· Playgirl Comes To The End Of Its Road (bestweekever.tv)
· Playgirl: Naked No More (jamyewaxman.com)
· "Goodnight, Sweet Hunks: A former editor offers a Playgirl postmortem" (radaronline.com)

The World Of Hunkcraft: Old Skool Gay-For-Pay

sturtle — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:15:44 EDT

Despite the fact that we take looking at porn very seriously around here, we love goofing off too. And apart from foosball, mumbletypeg, and touching ourselves Down There, one of our favorite ways of goofing off is with Flash games. Sexy, homo-flavored Flash games, to be precise. They're usually short, often funny, and occasionally kinda hot. Hunkcraft definitely fits all three of those categories: You play the role of a painter in Olden Tymes, way back before the internets and cell phones and even Pac Man, and your objective is to seduce a hot, hunky dumbass named Dorcas (har!). See, he's modeling for you because he and his wife are going through a rough patch and need the money. But will you be suave enough to see the money shot? If you play your cards right, it'll take about two minutes to get through to the end—which, oddly enough, is about a minute longer than we can put up with some real life gays-for-pays!

• Hunkcraft (Flash @ anonib.com, via queermenow.net)

Vacuumed-Packed, So You Know It's Good!

sturtle — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:10:03 EDT

For those of you intrigued by our last Shop-Vac masturbation exposé (come on, we know you're out there), we now direct you to Tube8 user vicshorny, who has not one but two vacuum-themed videos—both shot from the front. You know, in case you were confused by the physics of it all. Also of interest is vicshorny's other video, "Man with his doll". (No, it doesn't really look like the same guy, but as long as he's treating his inflatable lover right, we're not going to complain.)

• vicshorny @ tube8.com; see videos here and here

Previously: Things That Suck: Or, How Not To Spend Time In The Toolshed

Francois Sagat Brings You More Francois Sagat

Fleshbot — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:00:52 EDT

We're glad to see that Francois Sagat has taken a break from posting pictures of himself on his regular blog to start a new online venue where he can persue his interest in ... well, posting even more pictures of himself. Don't ever change, you nutty Francophonic clown-nose-wearing sexpot exhibitionist, k? (filthyneverlookedsogood.blogspot.com; soundtrack warning)

Is Dean Coxx "one of the gay hottest adult ...

Fleshbot — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 10:20:15 EDT

Is Dean Coxx "one of the gay hottest adult men at this moment" or just another example of why the whole gay-for-pay thing is all sorts of wrong? Discuss! (Of course, we wouldn't be having such arguments if everyone stopped dividing guys like Dean into opposing categories like "gay" and "straight" and started looking at them simply as "men who have sex with other men" instead. But who listens to us?) (beautifulmag.eu + thelxtreme.blogspot.com)

Pre-Olympic J/O Special: The Bromance Of Mutual Masturbation

sturtle — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 08:50:55 EDT

Years from now, some descendant of Alfred Kinsey may explain why two allegedly straight young men would sit side-by-side and masturbate, their erect cocks poking through the fronts of their baggy boxers, until they both stood and shot copious loads onto matching white handtowels. Perhaps they did it "For the ladys", as their title implies, because, in their words, "they was horny"? Or perhaps, given the timing, these sensitive yet horned up souls did it in honor of the Beijing Olympics as their smutty homage to synchronized swimming? In which case we'd have to take some points off for the lack of synchronicity—but they'd earn those points right back based on the size of their sports equipment alone. Check out the video below to see what we mean.

. . .

• "For the ladys" via Xtube

O hai, professional glamourpuss Tyler Kenyon. ...

Fleshbot — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:55:47 EDT

O hai, professional glamourpuss Tyler Kenyon. We know that these photos of you have been bobbing around the boyblog scene for a couple of weeks now, but honestly we weren't sure whether we should say anything about the fact that we can totally make out the outline of your peen in some of them if we squint hard enough. After all, we wouldn't want to embarass you or anything. (photos by Greg Vaughan @ theimagist.com; see more Tyler @ frillr.com, via gay.skinindex.com)

2scandalous4u: Playgirl Heartthrob Or Merely Throbbing?

sturtle — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:30:11 EDT

We're intrigued by this clip from Xtube user 2scandalous4u not so much because of his muscled physique or his meaty, exquisite schlong—but because in the video description he implies that he's an actual "playgirl model". Take a long, hard look at that handsome face (which you can see for a brief moment around the 35 second mark of the clip) and let us know if you've ever spotted him on the magazine's glossy pages. Assuming you've ever read Playgirl, that is. (Then again, if any of you read it it probably wouldn't be folding, right? We believe this is what Alanis Morissette would call irony.)

. . .

• "dicks are for tricks" (Xtube)

"Everything You Wanted To Know About Gay Porn Stars" Is (Almost) Here!

sturtle — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:45:37 EDT

In its quest to go where no media outlet has gone before, GLBT-flavored broadcasting concern here! has announced the eventual premiere of a new documentary series about gay porn stars called (what else) "Everything You Wanted To Know About Gay Porn Stars". (You know, because all those porn star blogs, coffee table books, YouTube videos, 20/20 exposés, and MySpace and Xpeeps profiles clearly haven't been telling you enough.)

The first seven episodes—apparently sponsored by the letters "J" and "N"—feature Fleshbot Crush Objects Johnny Hazzard, Jason Hawke, Jason Ridge, Nick Capra, and Nick Piston. There's no release date beyond a teaser that the series will premiere sometime "this winter", but in the official press release director John Roecker says, "When I spoke to these men, I wanted to know what their parents thought, how they got into the industry and what their ultimate goals were. I found them incredibly bright, sensitive and inspiring." (Which sounds a little more Lifetimey to us than we would have hoped, but as long as they get naked at some point we're not complaining.)

• "Everything You Wanted To Know About Gay Porn Stars" (heretv.com)

AMG's "Wrestling Live": Who Says The 80s Are Over?

Fleshbot — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:05:31 EDT

Turned on by that whole shaggy moustache and striped gym sock look of high 80s porn? Us too! Can't get enough of things like AMG's recently remastered "Wrestling Live" DVDs? We can't either! Thinking of rounding up a few of your buddies to re-enact a few of the moves from this expanded preview gallery this weekend? Well ... OK, who's with us? (Come on, you know you want to. We'll supply the mousse if you bring the poppers!) (more @ amgstudio.com)

Flickr Photo Of The Day: Nothing Beats A Great Pair Of Legs

Fleshbot — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:20:26 EDT

It's not often that we get turned on by a sexy pair of pantyhose on the gay side of Fleshbot ... but then again, it's not every day that we come across a model looking as hot in them as this one does. Isn't it time this sort of thing started showing up in Falcon movies? (photo by diagleife @ flickr.com; see more @ diagleife's Photostream)

Bijou Re-Do: Michael Christopher On The (Very) Big Screen

sturtle — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:00:00 EDT

Olde skoole gay porn enthusiasts take note: Chicago's notable (and notorious) Bijou Theater will host a mini film festival next week featuring the work of decidedly non-mini porn legend Michael Christopher. His name may not ring as many bells as Al Parker and Lee Ryder do, but that chiseled, beefy physique and that ginormous wang will probably give you the appropriate flashbacks. (Not to mention that bushy '80s 'do, which seems to be another motif around here this week.) Screenings include "Pleasure Beach", "Juice", and "A Few Good Men"—and Bijou's selling a pass to all three for just $20. At that price, can you afford not to remember him? (bijouworld.com + AVN)

Monday's Manhole Multiples: When Double Anal Strikes Twice

sturtle — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:40:32 EDT

Our powers of clairvoyance aren't what they were on our home planet, but we're still pretty sure that we're going to be treated to a heck of a lot more double anal action in gay porn movies starting very, very soon. (After all, we've been seeing double penetrations in straight porn for years now—and have always thought it looked kinda gay—so what's taken the gays so long to catch up?) Submitted for evidence is the fact that we stumbled across two such scenes in near succession over the weekend, which totally makes it a trend. At least we hope it is. (Oh, and did we mention one of those asses is Roman Heart's? Yeah, happy Monday.)

• "Roman Heart Takes A Holiday, And Two Penises At Once" (gaypornblog.com)
• Marcelo, Regis and Yuri at LatinJocks.com" (queerclick.com)

Meet Johnny Rocket: One Giant Wedge For Mankind

sturtle — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:45:57 EDT

We are typically not the sort to hurl stones, folks. In fact, if we throw anything around here, it's a pretty wide net. Old, young, thin, girthy, nude, semi-nude—we love all types of guys. But we're finding ourselves vexed by TheGuySite.com's latest model, Johnny Rocket. Didn't we, as a community of sensible, peace-loving nations, agree in 1987 that the wedge haircut should be eradicated from the face of the earth and that its wearers should be gently relocated to re-education camps now being run by Jaclyn Smith? Because clearly, someone did not get the memo. (On the other hand, we love a little bit of chub and a shiny guiche. So at least there's that.) (theguysite.com)

Trees Saved; Playgirl, Not So Much

sturtle — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:00:03 EDT

We haven't been to a Hallmark shop in a really long time (all those stuffed things creep us out), but we're wondering if they might have a going away card that would be a appropriate for a magazine that's rumored to be shutting down soon. It shouldn't be too fancy—you know, no sound chip or anything that pops up—but should just have a tasteful message, something like "Sorry to see you go, Playgirl! Maybe you should've admitted teh gays were the only ones buying you all these years a little sooner!" Do you think they'd have anything like that? (Gawker; see also 8/4 update @ gayporntimes.com [i.e., it's true]).

Totally Non-Filthy Headline Of The Day

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:05:14 EDT

"Oral arguments set in Sen. Craig sex-sting appeal." We bet they are! (OK, maybe they did it on purpose just to bait us. Well, it worked.) (ap.google.com)

Getting Freaky On Friday: Inked_Dude Rubs Out Our Rough Week

sturtle — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:10:44 EDT

Hey, Inked_Dude: have you ever had one of those weeks? You know, where everything's been kinda crazy and unfocused and then your air conditioner goes on the fritz and your boss is all like, "What did you do to the air conditioner, Sipowitz?", and you're like, "I didn't touch it!", and he's like, "I've got my eye on you!", and then coffee spills in your lap and you're wearing khakis, of all things—like a fifth-grader—so you've gotta walk around for hours looking like a monkey shat on your lap? No? Well, let us tell you: it's no picnic. It's times like this, we need some quick and dirty, low-down raunchy fun—and you seem like just the dude to give it to us. So let's step into the bathroom and jack the pain away, shall we?

• "Inked_Dude: jerk off in the bathroom" (Xtube, via dudetubeonline.com)

We have to admit that we're not 100% comfortable ...

Fleshbot — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:45:39 EDT

We have to admit that we're not 100% comfortable with the whole Beijing Olympics thing, what with all those human rights and censorship issues and all. But we're trying to focus instead on the spirit of international sport and supporting individual athletes, like the ones who participated in this decathlon in Austria last week. Judging from the looks of things, some of them need a lot of support. (outsports.com)

Sponsor Salad Toss

Fleshbot — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:50:26 EDT

Pucker up and show some hot, wet love to the sponsors who helped keep the flesh in Fleshbot this week:

Adam & Eve • Adult Movie Zone • Adult Rental • Broke Straight Boys • DVDTube • First Auditions • Gay.com • LiveJasmine • Lonely Cheating Wives • mydirtybookstore.com • Platinum Club • Rabbit’s Reviews • Rocco Siffredi • sexywebcam.com

Your name here: Advertise on Fleshbot!

Meet Tommy Defendi (Or, What's In A Name Anyway?)

Fleshbot — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:45:44 EDT

Usually we'd use this space to make some crack about Suite703.com's decision to give its adorable new exclusive model a name like Tommy Defendi, since it strikes us more as a confusing hybrid between a Turkish honorific and an 80s arcade game than ... well, an adorable new exclusive model. But one look at those dreamy eyes and tasty tool and all our criticism and hoity-toity Wikipedia references just melt away. So in the end, we guess it really doesn't matter what name he goes by. (And just think—they could've called him something really silly like Tommy DeBoxer instead!) Click thumbnail for gallery.

. . .

• "Tommy Defendi is Suite703.com's newest exclusive" (forum.suite703.com)

Straight Men And Gay Sex: How The Other Half (Supposedly) Lives

Fleshbot — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:05:30 EDT

We should have expected that when it came to the oftimes perplexing issue of straight men who have sex with men, the always insightful Tristan Taormino would have something worth reading on the subject—even if one of her sources lists pretty much every reason why (he thinks) they do except for the most obvious one. (That would be "Because they want to", even if it looks like they're not having a good time. We know plenty about this stuff too.) (villagevoice.com + straightguise.com + seancody.com)

2008 Outrate Online Short Film Festival Offers Cinematic Art, Hot Cock

Fleshbot — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:30:41 EDT

It isn't often that we get to indulge our tastes for independent cinema and hot straight dudes in jockstraps at the same time, but that's exactly the kind of opportunity the producers of this year's Outrate Online Short Film Festival are offering: in addition to having your masterpiece screened alongside the rest of this year's contenders, you'll also have a chance to win a year's membership to Str8cam.com, which many cinephiles of our acquaintance consider to be one of the most conceptually significant examples of video artistry being produced today. Or at least something really fun to jerk off to. (outrate.net)

Fleshbot Fortune Cookie Questionnaire: Jake Dakota's Dreams Of Happiness (In Bed)

sturtle — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 10:15:11 EDT

In honor of everyone's favorite madeleine-snarfing homosexualist icon Marcel Proust, we're proud to present a new feature here at Fleshbot: a series of interviews with porn stars of all varieties, from twinks to bears to ingénues to sexperts and everyone in between. Of course we tried to add a little spice to the traditional "Vanity Fair"-style Proust Questionnaire and looked to the crunchy goodness and forbidden carbs of Chinese fortune cookies for inspiration. Because srsly, when have we ever left well enough alone?

Our first subject is fuzzymuscle heartthrob Jake Dakota, who was more than willing to be our submissive little ~~gerbil~~ guinea pig. Learn all about what makes him tick, moan, and cum after the jump.

. . .

What is your dream of happiness (in bed)?
10” each on 3 or 4 hot guys in my bed ready to do what they are told.

What quality do you most admire in a man (in bed)?
His ability to shut the fuck up!

What quality do you most admire in a woman (in bed, if applicable)?
Ewwww!

What is your favorite virtue (in bed)?
A man’s love for good head.

What is your favorite vice (in bed)?
Smoking… cock that is!

What is your best characteristic (in bed)?
Giving the “FUCK ME HARDER” face and having it work 100% of the time.

What is your biggest flaw (in bed)?
Hmmmm… yeah can’t think of one.

Which talent would you most like to have (in bed)?
Being able to suck my own dick, down to my balls.

What to would be the greatest of misfortunes (in bed)?
What do you mean there’s no more lube?!?

Who is your favorite musician (for bed)?
Rob Thomas has nailed my ass countless times in my head … damn I just got hard!

What is your favorite color (for a bedroom)?
"Blush and Bashful", or is it "Pink and Pink?" Shelby… M’Lynn…anyone?

Who is your favorite real-world hero (in bed)?
From my planet or this one?

Who is your favorite fictional hero (in bed)?
I’d love to see just how much Superman is packing.

What are your favorite names (in bed)?
"Bitch", "Fucker", "Who are you again?" They all work for me.

What is it you most dislike (in bed)?
Being alone.

What is your most marked characteristic (in bed)?
Making them choke on it!

What natural gift would you most like to possess (in bed)?
Endless orgasm… I want to cum for hours!

What do you consider your greatest achievement (in bed)?
I would say six guys so far… looking to take on 7 if anyone is interested!

What is your motto (in bed)?
Brown chicken brown cow! (God, I hope ya’ll get that one—just say it fast.)

• Jake Dakota - Official Site (jakedakota.com)
• Jake Dakota @ Xtube

(If you're a porn performer—even one with just an amateur site or a page on Xtube or Xpeeps—you could be next! Pop us an email at tips@fleshbot.com to get the ball[s] rolling.)

Breaking: Cole Ryder Dead

sturtle — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:05:18 EDT

We don't enjoy being the bearers of bad news (especially first thing in the morning), but we've just heard that beloved leather daddy and muscle bear Cole Ryder has succumbed to a staph infection. There aren't many details yet, though for now you can pay a visit to his MySpace page (music enabled, so watch the speakers), which features the cryptic status update, "COLE RYDER has left the building. Thank you all for your love and support." (gaypornblog.com)

Meet Joey Verro: When Amateur Porn Gets Real

sturtle — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:45:18 EDT

If you thought that Tila Tequila was the last horseman of the reality TV apocalypse, think again—because amateur hottie and eager showoff Joey Verro is saddling up to save the day! Not content merely to jack off, suck cock, and/or instigate orgies for the benefit of a worldwide audience of horny strangers, Joey wants to give us a look at his life behind the scenes and beneath the glamour of an Xtube celebutante. You know, a glimpse of the real Joey.

Which makes us a little confused. On the one hand, we kind thought the whole point of amateur porn was that it was pretty much nothing but "behind the scenes" material in that it stripped away things like pornic artifice and crazy sets and stilted dialogue. In fact, one of the biggest turn-ons for amateur smut fans seems to be the thrill of people getting busy on their very own beds, with their very own lube and their very own pets looking on from the corner of the room. How much more "real" can you get?

On the other hand, we all know that a lot of "amateur" porn is just as artificial and stilted as the non-amateur kind. But Joey's brand of amateur seems to be a lot more genuine, which may be why we can't stop watching him do his thing—even when is thing happens to be not terribly sexy. Here he is cleaning his bathroom, for crissakes, talking about bills and playing with his cat—stuff we could very easily be doing ourselves right this very minute. (If we could face the bills and still had a cat, that is.)

Though if you're more interested in the more conventional type of Xtube videos, he has plenty of those too ...

(And we're not even going to mention the faaaaabulous performance videos he stars in on his other website. But do feel free to look up those yourself.)

• Joey Verro's Profile @ Xtube

"Gay Lube Oil" Not Suspicious At All

sturtle — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:25:29 EDT

And the winner for best headline of the day is ... ABC news (that's the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, y'know) for "'Gay lube oil' contained banned steroids". And the lead is pretty award-worthy too: "More than 150 bottles of banned liquid steroids, disguised as sex lubricant from Thailand, have been seized by Customs officials." We have a problem, though, with the phrase "gay lube oil": what self-respecting homosexualist would ever use oil for lube? It's not condom-safe, and it's really hard to get out of those 600-thread count Ralph Lauren duvet covers. (abc.net.au, via Gay Porn Times)

Michael Lucas' Hot Gas Action

Fleshbot — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:05:45 EDT

Confidential to Michael Lucas: Now, you know we love you and that we'll follow you anywhere you choose to go in this big wacky world of porn ... that is, until you start making good on your promise to start producing fart fetish smut, in which case we might have to start refusing delivery on all those screener packages you're so kind to send us. On the other hand, if you want to do more with this whole sexy powdered wig thing you've got going on, that's totally fine with us. (thesword.com; more @ Xbiz)

RC Ryan (Finally) Gets It In The End

sturtle — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:45:57 EDT

Intrigued by the thought of nailing a straight guy, but put off by the expense of hustler fees, Oxycontin, and industrial-gauge rope? Well look no further, because Cockyboys has done all the hard work for you! Erstwhile heterosexualist porn icon RC Ryan has finally taken the plunge—or rather, has been plunged by the ever dreamy Jason Hawke. Indulge your schadenfreude via this preview gallery, and don't miss Cockyboy's own press release-worthy recap of the experience on Jason's blog.(cockysex.com + jasonhawkexxx.com)

Hunter Parrish Goes Shirtless (And Pantsless) Through The "Weeds"

Fleshbot — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:05:37 EDT

Among the other sexy things lighting up what is otherwise a pretty dark season of Showtime's "Weeds" has been the recurring shirtlessness of Hunter Parrish, who plays the older of Mary Louise Parker's two sons on the show and who we've been secretly crushing on since he was even more barely legal than he is now. (Actually he recently turned 21, so we feel totally comfortable perving out like this even if he does happen to play a 17 year old.) So you can imagine our surprise when we were treated to a couple of seconds of his bare ass at the end of this week's episode as his character got to know his cheese shop-owning MILF neighbor a little bit better. If that's the kind of cliffhanger we have to look forward to for the rest of the season ... well, we're getting all verklempt just thinking what the season finale is going to be like. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

. . .

See also:
• Daily Dudetube and Hunter Parrish on Chelsea Lately (dudetubeonline.com)
• "OMG, he's naked: Hunter Parrish!!" (omgblog.com)

Self-Bukkake Showdown: SuperSoaker Vs. Armani_Boy_21

Fleshbot — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:15:15 EDT

If you visit Xtube even occasionally you probably know all about xraveboi, neé SuperSoaker, whose return to the video spotlight after an unexplained hiatus a few weeks ago made a pretty big splash throughout the gay smutosphere—though not bigger than the startling splashes made by SuperSoaker himself. (For those of you who don't know who he is ... well, what do you think his handle refers to?) We're wondering, though, whether he faces a serious challenge to his spermtastic supremacy from that other Xtube ejaculatory superstar Armani_Boy_21. Sure, AB may not spend as much time picking out soundtracks for his performances, and M. Soaker seems to have an edge when it comes to sheer volume—but since our experts have determined that AB wins when it comes to viscosity, we pretty much have to call it a draw. What do you think? Grab a roll of paper towels and have yourself a shot-for-shot study session after the jump.

- - -

• Best of SuperSoaker - Massive ATTACK (xtube.com)
• xraveboi's Profile @ Xtube

. . .

• Usual Jerk-Off and Another Pissed off Jerk-Off (xtube.com)
• armani_boi_21's Profile @ Xtube

Get Ready To Worship Some "Bound Gods"

Fleshbot — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:10:09 EDT

While we've had many opportunities on the hetero side of Fleshbot to talk about the high quality smut produced by the good folks at Kink.com, there hasn't been much so far to interest non-boob-loving audiences. That will change later this week, though, when the historic architecture-rehabilitating kink megasite launches its brand spanking new venture Bound Gods, which will feature the likes of Rod Barry, Chad Hunt, and Tober Brandt getting up to some seriously hot and heavy action involving ropes, belts, chains, stocks, and shiny metal dildos.

Lest you think things get too hot and heavy, each scene ends with Kink.com's trademark shot of all the performers smiling for the camera. Sure, it might all look like good harmless fun in the end, but we don't recommend you try any of what you'll see at home—unless your home happens to be a 200,000 square foot former National Guard facility, that is. We doubt your ceilings would be able to handle all that rigging.

• Bound Gods (previews @ boundgods.com)
• "Bound Gods" TGP Gallery (promo.boundgods.com, via Eros Blog
• See also: SF Armory (sfarmory.com)

Our Bodies, Our Selves, Are Really Turning Us On

sturtle — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:20:12 EDT

One of the great things about the interweb (among many great things and a few lousy ones) is how random stuff just falls into your lap. Like this YouTube video, for example. We don't know where it came from or anything else about it except that it features two hot guys—one named Adam and one who sounds like he's from Boston or something—talking about their tanned, muscular bodies. Among the Guffman-esque gems that drop from their pouty lips, you'll hear things like "I think my chest is a cup size smaller now!", "It's the softest—I mean, hardest bicep you've ever felt!" and "Maybe I'll just wear my brown bucket hat!". (It also sort of reminds us of a homofied version of the locker room scene from Carrie, but without all the telekinesis and tampons.) Click below to see what we mean.

. . .

• "Let's Look At Ourselves" (YouTube, via QueerMeNow)

Steve Cruz Gets All Up Our Alley (Along With Everyone Else)

sturtle — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:00:20 EDT

... And the pictures from this year's Dore Alley Fair keep rolling in this week with offerings from Fleshbot Crush Object Steve Cruz, our cowskin- and foreskin-loving pals at The Sword, and many, many others. We're feeling really bummed now that we weren't there ourselves—a photo of us getting whipped by some naked bear in a fanny pack would've made a perfect Christmas card this year. (stevecruzxxx.blogspot.com + flickr.com + thesword.com)

Go North, Young Man (Especially If You Like Strip Clubs, Bathhouses, And Trannies)

Fleshbot — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:45:29 EDT

We always thought that Toronto was an excessively polite and well-scrubbed kind of place, but apparently they don't call it "Canada's Amsterdam" for nothing. Which makes perfect sense, come to think of it: with all those folks getting dirty in strip joints and sex clubs and bathhouses, is it any wonder how they manage to keep the streets so clean? (eyeweekly.com; thumbnail via Goodhandy's Pansexual Playground)

He's Delightful, He's Delicious, He's Manuel DeBoxer

Fleshbot — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:10:33 EDT

This just in: Francesco D'Macho no longer has the silliest nom de guerre in gay porn now that Raging Stallion has signed the scrumptious if unfortunately named Manuel DeBoxer to an exclusive contract. While he's hot enough to make us not care what they call him as long as they keep paying him to take his clothes off and fuck, we can't help but think back to the time before porn studios tried to get all fancy and exotic with what they decided to call their talent and every other pornstar name seemed to rhyme with "Jeff Stryker" somehow. Yeah, those sure were the good old days. (chriswardpornblog.com; more about Manuel @ queermenow.net)