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more about #gawker more comments → HotMovies4Her: I suspect this would be hilarious until I punched my girl in the face. She's not really into that. #sarahpalin more » info007: We're only giving them out to a select few. [www.hustlerworld.com] more » CaligulaSanchez: Is there a contest where we can win this? Can I buy this somewhere? I just need this in my life. #sarahpalin more » BitchesFreeman: This is as disturbing as the Maude mask from that Simpsons episode where Ned Flanders open a Christian themed amusement. #sarahpalin more » lesbiansayswhat: At first I thought that was a mask of Sheree from Housewives of Atlanta. #sarahpalin more » Conrad: There is something very unflattering about that? It sort of gives her an Arnold Schwarzenegger chin. #sarahpalin more » Beausoleil: Hold up. We never "stopped caring" or forgot. We're waiting patiently by the laptop, a box of kleenex at the ready. more » -
#wtf
Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask
We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin). More » -
#dvd
I Want To Go To There: "30 Rock - A XXX Parody"
As devoted fans of both "30 Rock" and the pornographic arts, we were rather excited for the release of "30 Rock - A XXX Parody." Well, excited and scared. We've witnessed enough parody disasters to know what could go wrong. More » -
#video
Porno Palin Profiled On "Entertainment Tonight"
The rest of us may have long since forgotten (or stopped caring) about, who, exactly is "Nailin' Paylin," but it seems that "Entertainment Tonight" has only just discovered Hustler's parody porn—and, by extension, the lovely Lisa Ann. America's favorite hockey MILF made an appearance on the show this past Friday, in an attempt to drum up some post-election interest in her latest opus (whose name was apparently too raunchy to say during primetime. No comment.). We're pretty sure that Palinpornmania has peaked—but we wouldn't be surprised if Lisa Ann go herself some brand new fans. Clip above. -
#brightcollegeyears
Columbia Students Create New Sex Magazine, Change World
Because we are old (and have some affiliation with Columbia University), we remember the first time Columbia students banded together to form a "new erotica review," one that seems to have completely folded after a mere two issues. But, college students being college students, the failures of the past are hardly likely to deter the pioneers of the present: and so, just this month, a new "new erotic review" has been born up at the Alma Mater on the Hudson shore. More » -
#scandal
Ciara Is Naked On The Cover Of Vibe... Or Is She?
R&B star Ciara appears on the cover of the October issue of Vibe magazine—and what's more, she's naked, if strategically positioned! Naturally, this development has led Vibe to receive a whole lot of press, including a bit of controversy and maybe even a lawsuit. MTV reports that Ciara's considering legal action against the magazine, claiming that the powers that be airbrushed underwear out of her shots; meanwhile, Vibe denies these claims and says that the photo shoot was actually Ciara's idea. Either way, we don't really see why it matters that much: the photo is about as revealing as Julianna Margulies' recent "upskirt" shot. Maybe Ciara should save her energy for when that inevitable fake sex tape rumor comes along instead? More » -
#lingerie
Agent Provocateur Wants To Put A Spell On You
It seems like only yesterday that we learned about the lovely Peaches Geldof and her starring role in the latest Agent Provocateur campaign. And now we've managed to dig up the entire collection of photos (or tableaux vivants if you want to get fancy) ...and a teaser video to boot! It's all intended to promote Agent Provocateur's latest "Season of the Witch" line, and this is one case where were we find such blatant marketing most effective. Let's just say that the girls from Agent Provocateur have definitely put us under their spell. Photos and video after the jump. More » -
#rumors
No Virgin Suicides, Please, We're British: The Josh Hartnett Sex Tape (?)
While we're not sure if Josh Hartnett has made a good movie since "The Virgin Suicides," celebrity sex tape outlet Red Light District is offering $500,000 for the rights to distribute the apocryphal tape of the actor and an unidentified female friend (or "galpal") in a London hotel library. More » -
#altporn
Vagine On A Dime: HGTV Host Lee Snijder Alts It Up
It used to be that basic cable was a solid gig, but former Home & Garden TV "Design On A Dime" host Lee Snijder wasn't so lucky, and now he and girlfriend Jett Angel have turned to documenting items common to Fleshbot West's household: Goth Girls. Might-as-well-be-porn site TMZ reported that Snijders started Goth Rock Girls, an unsurprising (but no less appealing, what with Fleshbot Crush ObjectTM Scarlett Pain moping therein) inky and pierce-y website. But no "cable" jokes, please: this is an all-girl affair. More » -
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#youarethere
Time Out New York Is So Horny
To celebrate the recent release of their new Horny Issue, Time Out New York invited a select few hot bodied New Yorkers to celebrate spring with some drinking, debauchery, and a couple of rounds of Truth or Dare and Spin the Bottle. We stopped by to see just how horny New Yorkers can get, and as it happens the answer is "very." Photo proof after the jump. More » -
#rippedfromtheheadlines
Porn Of The Opportunistic Moment: Hustler's "Gov Love: The Elliot Splitz-Her Story"
Though my title would have been "VaGIANT 9," Hustler's choice of the easily-identifiable "Elliot Splitz-Her" for its ripped-from-the-headlines pornification of the prostie-loving former New York Governor is proof enough why it owns real estate and I only have fond memories. Veteran performer Mike Horner (first porn scene, 1978; recently, Mike Not-the-Brady in "Not the Bradys XXX") was deemed to have the gravitas required to inhabit the role of "Client (of course) 69."
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#youarethere
New Yorkers On Top (And Bottom)
The New York Post took a walk on the wild side yesterday with a special report on these super-kinky fetish types who, like, dress up in all sorts of freaky outfits and do all sorts of naughty things to each other with whipes and paddles and stuff! To be fair, actually, reporter Mandy Stadtmiller didn't get anywhere near as leering, winky, and/or righteously outraged with her report as some of the Post's previous coverage of NYC's sexual subcultures have been; she even donned a skintight rubber nurse's outfit (which she looks pretty darn good in) to attend the Cat O' Nine Fetish Gala this weekend to rub, uh, shoulders with such luminaries as Penthouse Pet Krista Ayne and the always enticing Dr. Victoria Zdrok. If only all tabloid coverage of the BDSM scene was as fair and balanced. (And had its reporters wearing skintight rubber nurse outfits. Are you listening, Fox News?) Video after the jump. More » -
#celebrity
Who's That Girl?: The Greatest Celebrity Sex Scandals That Weren't
Everyone loves celebrity sex stories; we probably wouldn't be in business if they didn't. But one problem with amateur handheld night-vision camera phone pornography is that it's often difficult to identify the participants. Of course, that also makes it easy to dupe a public eager for juicy gossip into thinking that you fucked a movie star. The more immediate problem for us is that whenever one of these sexy stories "leaks" people turn to us to pass an informed judgment on its veracity—and most of the time, we're just as confused as everyone else: we do pride ourselves on our ability to spot a good fake, but even we get it wrong sometimes. (And that's the most shocking fact of all!) So join us as we take a look back at some incredibly scandalous true-life celebrity shenanigans that turned out to be not-so-true after all ... and even one that was. More » -
#prspin
Gene Simmons Addresses The "Incident"
From his official website: "Hi everyone. You may have heard or seen garbage that has sprung up from my past. Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all ramifications and options ... All is well." Why so harsh? It's not the best sex tape ever, but we wouldn't necessarily call it "garbage." (genesimmons.com) -
#media
New York Post Bravely Outs Bondage "Addict"
The New York tabloids have never been ones to shy away from a salacious sex story, so naturally they were all over the tale of a regular middle-aged joe, who was nearly accidentally strangled to death at a bondage club in midtown Manhattan. He didn't die, thankfully, despite the scare, but even though no crime was committed and no charges are being filed, the New York Post felt it was perfectly appropriate to publish the man's name, address, and profession on Page One, and even decided to call his wife themselves to break the news. Now today, they're patting themselves on the back for interviewing the man in the hospital (while he was still groggy after three days in a coma) and getting him to renounce his BDSM "addiction." More » -
#events
Museum Of Sex Turns Five
Has it really been just five short years since the Museum of Sex first opened its doors on 5th Avenue in New York City? This long-overdue institution of lower learning sometimes goes unnoticed amid the debauchery of its surrounding environment, but we still say it's the best place to go for an educated tour of our kinky world. (It's also a perfect first date destination.) Last night, they celebrated their anniversary the only way they know how—penis balloon fights! Ok, there was some other stuff going on too, but it got lost in the haze of tattoo ink, drilldos, and chicken fingers. Fortunately, we bumped into Nikola Tamindzic and his camera and he kindly made us this memory book of the evening. Oh, boy ... it's all coming back to us now. More »
