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"Point Blank P.O.V." Is The Closest You Will Ever Come To Doing Ashlynn Brooke

DCypher — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:20:27 EDT

With one of the most recognizable props in the business, respect from his colleagues, and a blistering hot contract girlfriend to boot, it was only a matter of time before the affably enthusiastic Tommy Gunn launched his own POV video line. Actually, we're kind of surprised he didn’t try it sooner—like right after he won Male Performer of the Year at the AVN Awards a couple years back. Still, better late than never: his "Point Blank P.O.V.", featuring you-are-almost-there performances by Ashlynn Brooke, Carmen McCarthy, Mackenzee Pierce, Halia Hill, and Gianna Michaels, was worth the wait.

We wonder if using that "Hey baby, I can make you a star!" line worked actually worked for Gunn while he was assemblong the cast for "Point Blank"—though Ashlynn and Gianna were stars already. In any case, we're looking forward to seeing more of the Gunn's other costars in the future too. (As well as more of Gunn. Like we said, the guy is affable!)

Tommy Gunn’s "Point Blank POV" releases this week from New Sensations.

• "Point Blank P.O.V." (.wmv trailer @ newsensations.com)

Beautiful In Blue: Hot Babes In Denim

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:05:41 EDT

We love all the fetish fabrics here at Fleshbot, like leather, latex, PVC ... and denim too. Sure, it may not be the first thing people think of when it comes to fetishwear. But if you think about it, we're sure you can come up with enough mental images of round asses in tight jeans to get you as hot and bothered as we were when we were putting together today's reader request roundup. (Just ask Fleshbot reader MalzyWheels—we're sure he can help you too.). And after all, it's the genuine American fabric of freedom, love, and hot rebellious sex. Still not convinced? Take a look at some of the evidence we've collected for you after the jump. We have a feeling it'll be far more persuasive than we could ever be.

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Mia Lina (pps.amateursgonebad.com)

Grace Shin (thaicuties.net)

Neyrissa (suicidegirls.com)

Brea Bennett (timdir.com)

Tailynn (asianbutterflies.com)

Evette (suicidegirls.com)

Ametista (galleries.nubiles.net)

Luna (lunascam.com)

Aor Chan (thaicuties.net)

Sienna West (aziani.com)

Roxy DeVille (razordolls.com)

Rambo (suicidegirls.com)

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Nicole Scherzinger Is Always Working It

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:55:49 EDT

Are Nicole Scherzinger and her fellow Pussycat Dolls the hardest working women in show business? After all, they do everything they can to be just as sexy offstage as they are on, and even when they're on vacation they never seem to take a rest. But when you look as good in a bikini as they do, maybe you just don't have a choice.

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· Photo Source: Solarpix/Splash News

As Real As It Gets: "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2"

DCypher — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:10:37 EDT

As we've noted before, the burden of proof with most MILF titles these days is left up to the consumer—and with the number of MILF titles studios keep churning out, that's a lot of, uh, burden. So it's refreshing to see director Chris Streams releasing a MILF title that actually features women over 30. And how do we know they're thr real deal? Well, in some cases we've seen them performing in adult films for a minimum of six or seven years—which would at least make them around 25 or so. Also? The title is kind of clever in a crude sort of way. So there's that too.

In fact, "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2" doesn’t pull any punches anywhere. The video shows just enough wrinkles, stretch marks, and imperfectly proportioned rack jobs to make us believe we're watching insatiable cougar types in action—and we mean all of that in the best possible way. After all, you wouldn't want to buy or rent a title like this and see Veronica Rayne looking like a dewy-fresh barely legal ingenue, would you? No, you would not: you want to see her handling two studs at once as only a mature woman of experience can. And she does.

"Dirty Rotten Motherfuckers 2" also stars Brittany O’Connell, Holly Halston, Julia Ann, Monique, Jada Fire, Diamond Jackson, and Raquel Devine.

• "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2" (DVD info + more previews @ julesjordanvideo.com)

The Ass Thread: What The Internet Was Meant To Be

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:20:48 EDT

We try not to spend too much (or any) time on message boards, because that way lies flame wars and madness. Still, there are occasional moments when the collective hive mind of the internet creates something useful and informative, and so we present you with "The Ass Thread." No political rants, no insane conspiracy theories ... and we're pretty sure no one has called anyone a Nazi. (Yet.) Just a thread full of hot, sweaty, generally uncovered asses! It pretty much restores our faith in the World Wide Web as a communications medium. We're not ready to start editing Wikipedia discussion pages or anything, but it's a start.

· The Ass Thread (theboredspot.com, via blography)

Audrina Partridge Flees "The Hills" (And Winds Up In A Pool In Vegas)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:45:37 EDT

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... unless, of course, you're Audrina Partridge and you're partying in a pool with some friends. Then what happens in Vegas gets recorded by paparazzi and ends up on Fleshbot. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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Back To The Future: Hustler's "Alt Chicks Fuck Better"

DCypher — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:45:17 EDT

We’re not usually big fans of compilation DVDs here at Fleshbot: chances are if you missed something the first time around it's not worth watching when it gets repackaged with other similarly forgettable scenes for a quickie comp release. But given their ubiquity in the porn marketplace they're hard to ignore, and in these days of video sharing sites some companies have taken to raiding their own faults and adding never-before-scene clips to these collections to make them more attractive. And then there's Hustler's new "tribute" to alt porn, "Alt Chicks Fuck Better".

Given the fact that most alt performers, directors, and fans look for the new and unusual in their product, we're wondering whether Hustler was trying to alienate their target audience by rereleasing a bunch of clips that most alt fans—and especially we here at Fleshbot—were already pretty familiar with. (Or maybe serious alt fans were never the target audience for this comp to begin with?) Still, upon closer examination the DVD proves to serve up an interesting slice of porn history-in-the-making for those who might have ignored or overlooked it the first time around. So maybe it's unfair to dismiss it outright, even if it’s just a crass attempt on Hustler's part to cash in on something some would argue they never really understood from day one.

"Alt Chicks Fuck Better" features several moments from the altporn movement just as it was starting to take on the porn mainstream, and as such it samples from such seminal works as Eon McKai's "Art School Sluts" and the three volumes of his "Kill Girl Kill" series and maverick director Joe Gallant's "Avenue X". Among the several scenes you'll find a younger Rob Rotten carnally indoctrinating Yumi before going on to take on an anti-alt stance with his Punx Productions, and a fresh-faced Kimberly Kane when she was just an insatiable sex goddess and not yet one of our favorite directors (and insatiable sex goddess).

So really, all that’s missing to make this more of a documentary are interviews and consent. No matter what your personal take on altporn is, "Alt Chicks Fuck Better" is worthwhile as an abbreviated primer of a pornographic revolution that may best be remembered for having been co-opted by what it was originally intended to destroy. Then again, part of us thinks that you should already own most of the films it samples already, and why would you need to add another disk to your collection? Either way, take a look at our preview gallery below and experience the magic of those heady alt years all over again ... for the first time.

• Hustler DVD (hustlerdvd.com)

Kelly Brook In A Bikini Is Better Than ... Well, Nothing

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:05:21 EDT

Will we ever get tired of looking at British glamour babe Kelly Brook prance around in a bikini? Well, maybe when she starts showing us her nipples again, only then we'll be a little too distracted by her boobs to pay attention to her bikini. But until then, a skimpy bikini-clad Kelly will definitely tide us over, if you know what we mean. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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Crossdressing Cuties: Hot Girls In Boys' Clothes

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:50:18 EDT

There used to be a time when women wearing men's clothes was the height of transgression—and therefore something to be eroticized and fetishized whenever it did happen. Nowadays, of course, the sight of a woman in pants isn't exactly something shocking— but for whatever reason, a lot of us are still turned on by the sight of a sexy woman decked out in male apparel. Does that make us old-fashioned or something? Fleshbot reader cand86, who requested today's roundup, may have some insight on the subject; the rest of you can just feel free to enjoy the pics after the jump.

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Little Val (freegurls.com)

Jesse (pps.amateursgonebad.com)

Mandy (galleries.pimproll.com)

Evelyn Lory (timdir.com)

Nook Visine (thaicuties.net)

Selena Spice (selenaspice.com)

Nautica Thorn (asiansweety.tv)

Ariel Rebel (html.sxx.com)

Natasha Marley (nshoneys.com)

Betty Rue (hosted2.88square.com)

Apnea (apneatic.com)

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Gabriella Fox Is "Sexy Hot" (But You Knew That Already)

DCypher — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:45:49 EDT

According to her MySpace page, it’s tough for 19-year-old Digital Playground contract star Gabriella Fox to be a good girl. After a quiet life of home schooling, this formerly introverted and now fully copyrighted porn diva-in-training is making quite an impression; we heard from several of you who couldn't wait to see more of her after we posted about her last feature, and resident DP director Celeste is making those wishes come true with "Gabriella Fox Sexy Hot". We don't know whether Gabriella is spending much time these days riding horses like she says she used to, but based on the photographic evidence you'll see after the jump it looks like she’s traded taming one large beast for another.

Along with fellow riding enthusiasts Shawna Lenee and Jandi Lin, Gabriella takes on some of porn's A-list dogs in "Sexy Hot" ... and gallops straight into our hearts in the process. (Sorry, but when we find a metaphor we like we stick with it.)

Digital Playground seems to be releasing "Sexy Hot" features for all of its contract girls at quite a clip, so we're wondering who's going to get the royal treatment next. (We're looking at you, Riley Steele.) In the meantime, though, enjoy Gabriella's ride in the saddle with our exclusive preview gallery below.

• "Gabriella Fox Sexy Hot" (DVD info + trailer @ digitalplayground.com)
• Order: "Gabriella Fox Sexy Hot" (Adult DVD Empire)

German Olympians Join The Parade Of Naked Athletes

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:20:46 EDT

Our Beijing bureau has been working around the clock to make sure that you stay up-to-date on all the latest Olympic news—specifically, which athletes have taken their clothes off for a photo. Our Chinese spies could find no information about any sporting events or medal winners—some guy won a swim race, maybe?—but they do tell us that the latest German edition of Playboy will have four different collectors covers starring four female athletes currently competing at the Olympics. They are sailor Petra Niemann, canoeist Nicole Reinhardt, judoka Romy Tarangul, and Katharina Scholz, a field hockey star (pictured above) who worries that her fortuitously-timed cover might distract people from all the field hockey, which doesn't really seem possible. Check out her fellow countrywomen below and keep dreaming about all that gold jewelry.

· Olympic Athletes in German Playboy (playboy.de; more photos @ bild.de)
· "Germany's Scholz fears Playboy cover will cloud campaign" (reuters.com)
· Full German Photo Spread (lessclothes.com)

Previously: Faster, Higher, Naked-er: 21 Nude Olympic Athletes, Faster, Higher, Sexier: 20 Hot Summer Olympic Athletes, Nude Olympian Overcomes Her Handicap (Of Being Nude)

Soft On The Inside: "All Internal #8"

DCypher — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:10:30 EDT

As we've had occasion to mention before, the internal pop shot is one of the conundums of pornography—depending, as it does, upon its subject forcing said pop shot outside of her person in order to prove that it was, in fact, deposited inside to begin with. Keep that in mind as we discuss today's gonzo feature, director Chris Rolie's "All Internal #8". (But don't think about it too hard, else your head may explode.)

The internal pop shot is closely related to the creampie, bearing roughly the same relationship to it as do pupae to full-grown butterflies, and it is internal pop shots and their resultant creampies that are the focus of "All Internal 8"—as if you couldn't tell that already from the title. It stars a bevy of creampie-extruding cuties including Carla Cox, Madison Parker, Angelina Crow, Silvia Diamond, Stella Baby, Jenny Noel, and Jenna Jan, none of whom may be household names yet but all of whom will gain a certain notoriety from appearing in this no doubt soon-to-be-classic title. Think of what the first season of "The Facts of Life" did for Molly Ringwald and take it from there.

For all of you out there who have ever wondered about how creampies are created or the effects of gravity upon certain body fluids—or who are just dirty perverts (our favorite kind!)—this DVD, and this preview gallery, is for you.

• "All Internal #8" (DVD info @ julesjordanvideo.com/)

Short Haired Hotties Are Long On Sexy

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:05:09 EDT

We're not sure where people got the idea that long hair on women is sexy and feminine while short hair ... uh, isn't: as you'll see in our latest reader request roundup, that simply isn't the case. In fact, we'd argue that short hair is even more sexy—after all, that way there's less to get in the way, right? Take a look the examples we've collected for you after the jump and see if you agree. (We know lonesomestars, BrainSex, and heymanwtf will!)

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Ava Cummings (galleries.pimproll.com)

Angelina Croft (nudepornstarz.net)

MIsty B (eroticbpm.com)

India Suicide (sucidegirls.com)

Pixie Pearl

Regan Reese (neighboraffairpage.com)

Palo Suicide (suicidegirls.com)

Abby Ray (live.naked.com)

Tokyo (punkgalleries.com)

Tiffany Suicide (suicidegirls.com)

Jennifer Hurt (centerfoldlove.net)

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Rihanna Shows Us What's Under Her Umbrella

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:25:47 EDT

We know Rihanna made her mark o the pop culture scene with a song about rainy weather... but can you really blame us for being happy that the rain has gone away? Now that the sun's out, Rihanna's come out to play! And man, does she look good in a bikini. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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Natasha And Summer Want To Know "Where You At?"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:50:00 EDT

Up until today, the main thing we knew about Boost Mobile was that their catchphrase is "Where you at?" But we've just learned something far, far more important: Boost is known for hosting kicking parties that attract bikini-clad hotties like Natasha Henstridge and Summer Altice. Someone remind us why we're with AT&T again? (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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Everyone Wants To Be Naked And Famous: Gillian Wearing's "Pin-Ups"

Fleshbot — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:10:25 EDT

In the future, it is said, everyone will be naked and famous for fifteen minutes. (At least we think that's what they say; we might have gotten things mixed up a little.) While modern technology has helped to make that goal obtainable through things like consumer grade video cameras and cellphone cameras, artist Gillian Wearing is also doing her part through her "Pin-Ups" series of paintings, in which aspiring models who responded to her casting call were transformed into framed objects of desire.

As our friends at Sex-And-Blogs describe the project:

"Select respondents were made-over with the help of hair stylists and make-up artists, and photographed in a glamour-style photo shoot. The resulting photos were also digitally retouched to help achieve the desired visual effect. Wearing then had the manipulated photographs transformed into unique—almost nostalgic—painted portraits."

It's an interesting concept, though it might have been even more interesting if the subjects who responded to Wearing's ad didn't already look like pin-up subjects to begin with. As soon as an artist comes along who comes up with a way to transform those of us with paunches and less-than-perfect boobs into classic pin-up material, we'll be taking off our clothes quicker than you can say "Andy Warhol".

• A Pin-Up Like You (sex-and-blogs.com)
• Gillian Wearing: "Pin Ups" (@ Regen Projects, Los Angeles, through August 23, 2008)

Match The Peen: Can You Identify The Hottest Men In Porn?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:00:04 EDT

When we assembled our round up of hot straight men in porn, we ran into a bit of a problem. See, we needed photos that would showcase their bodies and faces without the distractions of, you know, boobs and stuff—and photos like that are a bit rare in straight porn, where male talent isn't exactly chosen for their pretty blue eyes.

So we've decided to test your knowledge of male porn performers. Below the jump, we've assembled some action shots of the seven men who made the cut for our roundup; your task is to match the man to the cock shot by placing your guesses in the comments section. Get them all right and you could win your very own copy of the Cosmo Kama Sutra. Or bragging rights. Whichever makes you happier.

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Pornstar #1:

Pornstar #2:

Pornstar #3:

Pornstar #4:

Pornstar #5:

Pornstar #6:

Pornstar #7:

The fine print: You must be over 18 to enter the contest, and you may submit only one entry per commenter account. Standard contest rules apply.

Let The Games Go On Forever: More Sporty Sexy Girls

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:55:19 EDT

With the Olympics in full gear, our thoughts are (still) on the sexiness of all things sports-related this week. And after our various salutes to sexy Olympians, it's time to turn our attention to some sexy athletes who won't be competing in Beijing ... or anywhere else for that matter, except for maybe the AVN Awards. We're sure that FalconryOfTheEroticVariety isn't the only one with a thing for sporty gals and female jocks—but make sure you thank him since it was his request that made this roundup happen. Whether or not it will also lead to things like topless soccer, naked golfing, and hot girl-on-girl bowling action being officially sanctioned events in London 2012 remains to be seen.

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Luna (lunascam.com)

Fan Lin (midnightasian.com)

Brooke Banner (gallery.brookeskye.com)

Tara Ryan (picgalleries.tararyan.com)

Molly and Kim (gallys.realitykings.com)

Rachel Starr (naughtyathleticspage.com)

Mikayla (titilicious.com)

Nicole Graves (shapcash.com)

Akemi (gals.sextronix.com)

Michaela and Eufrat (teendreams.com)

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Kimmy Thai And Madison Scott Are All Out Of Bubble Gum

DCypher — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:45:02 EDT

During a pivotal scene in the classic sci-fi mystery "They Live", wrestling superhero Rowdy Roddy Piper explains that he has come to chew bubble gum and kick ass—and that he is fresh out of bubble gum. We were reminded of this while watching the latest installment of director Will Ryder's "Bubble Gum Cuties" for Bad Seed, although the resemblance in this case depends on swapping out a letter or two in Piper's proclamation.

Volume 4 of the perennially popular legal teen series stars Madison Scott along with one-name wonders Kacey, Adriana, Kimmy, and Ruby, and we can say with definite authority that if you like 'em young and nubile you'll definitely like this one. In fact, there are so many amazing shots of hardcore goodness that the movie becomes even more of a sensory overload than "They Live". Which is saying a lot.

"Bubble Gum Cuties #4" hits the shelves this month.

• "Bubble Gum Cuties #4" (DVD info @ adameve.com)

Faster, Higher, Naked-er: 21 Nude Olympic Athletes

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:15:00 EDT

Did you know that the athletes at the ancient Olympic Games competed in the nude? Of course there were also no babes allowed back then—so although we have progressed in some ways, don't you think that the 29th Olympiad would be more exciting if they brought back a few traditions? Fortunately, there have been plenty of combatants throughout the years who have defied modern convention and its unitards so that sports fans might marvel at the perfection of the human form. And you didn't think we forgot about those other paragons of sport, did you? After all, following tradition is what the Olympic spirit is all about.

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Previously: Faster, Higher, Sexier: 20 Hot Summer Olympic Athletes, More Olympics coverage @ olympics.deadspin.com

You Asked For It: Hot Straight Men ... And The Women Who Fuck Them

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:15:06 EDT

Now that Playgirl has bid us farewell, straight women (or at least women who like to look at peen) are clamoring for a new source of hot, naked, straight men. (Okay, maybe they were clamoring before the end of Playgirl, too.) Good thing we were able to find some. Though straight porn tends to be focused more on the female talent, there's still a steady supply of hot studs putting the "jizz" in the jizz biz — and, at the request of Tropical Paradise, Ms Naughty, and lonbordin, we've rounded up some of them for your inspection after the jump. (Oh, and for those who are more boob-inclined, fear not: there are plenty of hot babes in the photos too. After all, how else could we prove that these guys are straight?)

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Lily Allen Shows Us A Nip (And Keeps Two To Herself)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:50:22 EDT

It seems we can't go too far without running into Lily Allen's nipples these days. But it's not like we're complaining or anything. How often do we get to see a pair of famous boobs that and get to make a joke about third nipples at the same time? Gallery after the jump.

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Kim Kardashian, Quick Change Bikini Artist

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:45:48 EDT

We're not sure if these pictures are from two different days, or if Kim Kardashian happened to change suits in the middle of the day ... but we're pretty miffed at whatever photographer dropped the ball and didn't get pictures of the inbetween naked time. On the plus side, Kim does look pretty damn hot in her bikinis. Almost hot enough to make us forget that she's not naked! Click thumbnail for gallery.

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"Naked Aces 5": Shay Jordan Saves The Day!

DCypher — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:30:51 EDT

Law abiding citizens everywhere will be happy to know that the big gun-packing quintet of sexy crime fighters known as the Naked Aces have returned for the fifth time in the form of Digital Playground contract stars Riley Steele and Shay Jordan along with überhottie Shawna Lenee, sexpot Kelly Devine, and the adorable Daisy Marie. You may be happy to hear this news even if you don't happen to abide by the law. In fact, you might even find yourself committing random acts of criminality just to see what they'll do to you if they catch you.

In this latest "trick" from director Robby D., it appears that evil ninja Tommy Gunn has created a sneaky website that will make men want to hump baked goods and lotion bottles (and has also made Robby shoot the ensuing brouhaha in 1970’s inspired sex-o-matic-vision). When Shay Jordan learns that she will no longer be able to ride hard cock because of this, she can barely stutter out her protest before sending her angels out to save the day and defeat her evil, oily-muscled nemesis.

It's clear that these women will stop at nothing to keep the world safe for boner-loving babes everywhere ... and we mean nothing! (In porn terms, that means ... well, you probably already know what it means. But peep our exclusive preview gallery below just to be sure.)

• "Naked Aces 5" Preview Gallery
• "Naked Aces 5" (DVD info + trailer @ digitalplayground.com)
• "Naked Aces 5" (Adult DVD Empire)

Faster, Higher, Sexier: 20 Hot Summer Olympic Athletes

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:00:00 EDT

Tomorrow is the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics, where the world's greatest athletes will gather to compete in contests of legendary skill and strength and compare the definition of their ab muscles. For sports fans—and fans of tight and toned bodies—it's also a great opportunity for sight seeing. We recommend the swimming or beach volleyball venues, since they tend to have the fittest girls and the skimpiest outfits. However, there are beautiful babes in every sport and discipline so to celebrate the lighting of the torch we offer this gallery of smoking hot Summer Olympic athletes past and present. Let the Games begin!

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Cindy Crawford Reminds Us Of Something (Hint: Her Nipples)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:00:00 EDT

Cindy Crawford may be "retired" or whatever it is supermodels do when they stop walking down runways and just spend all of their time hanging out on yachts with their swimsuit tops off so that the paparazzi can take pictures of them, which is kind of like modeling in its own way, but ... wait, what were we talking about again? Oh, yeah—we still want to see Cindy Crawford naked. Old habits die hard.

"The Best Hand Job In Town"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:30:36 EDT

An Elgin, Illinois, car wash recently caused a bit of a kerfuffle by advertising their machine-free towel dry service as "the best hand job in town." Even more amusing than the hysterical reaction of the townsfolk—or that the local paper can't bring themselves to say the offending phrase—is the owner's defense that this is standard industry "lingo" and if you don't believe her then you morons should just Google it. Well, we didn't, so we did and you know what? She's right! So does that mean "hand job" is just a part of boring everyday business jargon ... or do all car wash owners simply have the same sick sense of humor? Check out our rogue's advertising gallery below and decide for yourself.

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· Google Image Search for "best hand job in town" (google.com)
· Car wash promises best ' hand job ' in town (upi.com)
· Elgin car wash sign: Lewd or just lingo?
· Related: Car Wash Promises Best Hand Job

"Barely Legal 85" : They Grow Up So Fast, Don't They?

DCypher — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:10:59 EDT

Let's face it: every now and again we all get tired of seeing the same twenty or so top name brand starlets doing the same dirty things to each other (and a few assorted lucky guys) in the same glossy fare served up by the same studios. And in those uncertain moments, we often turn to things like obscure niche videos or American Apparel ads just to keep our romance with porn alive and well. Oh, and let's not forget Hustler's eternally new "Barely Legal" series too, which is always full of nubile sweethearts who are old enough to fight in the military and sign their way ino a porn movie, but too young to drink or understand the customary ways to pose their bodies towards the camera during even the most basic of sex positions.

In this, volume 85 of the venerable series, starlets you've never heard of like Andrea Anderson, Brittany Angel, Missy Graham, Natalie Norton, and Rikki Love join the healthy, all-American tradition of sexually curious debutantes which stretches all the way back to Bunny Luv and Alysin Chains from Volume One. (Ah yes, some of us remember that volume well.) Directrix Erica McClaine continues to helm the series with a capable hand and in the same style as her late husband, the venerable and affable Clive McClaine; she even lists on the front of each box that her movies are directed “in his spirit.”

But no matter who is directing these things, whether it be Erica or her husband via medium, the outcome is the same: smoking hot, authentic, and (best of all!) 100% legal teens making their sometimes awkward debut into the very same business that made Jenna Jameson a squillionaire. And that's something even wizened, jaded old porn fans like us can never get tired of.

• "Barely Legal #85" (hustlervideo.com)

Sheer Bliss: Women In Stockings

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:35:18 EDT

Is there anything quite as seductive as a length of sheer, tight stocking hugging the leg and highlighting every last sexy inch of a woman's curves? If there is, we're not sure we want to know about it—because we're having enough of a hard time concentrating today as it is. In fact, we almost went into convulsions assembling this collection of stocking-clad beauties as per hodayathink's special request) ... and if we came across anything more tantalizing than what you'll find after the jump, we might never recover. (Which isn't to say you still can't keep those requests coming. We do love a challenge around here, you know.)

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Ryo (gals.sextronix.com)

Lindsey Strutt (timdir.com)

Ragdoll

Nico (burningangel.com)

Alexis Virgin (alexisvirgin.com)

Sandra Shine (timdir.com)

Gina (galleries1.bees52cash.com)

Madison Ivy (askjolene.apcgalleries.com)

Stevie Neko (eroticbpm.com)

Jasmine (pantymore.com)

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Kayden Kross Will Own Us All

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:35:28 EDT

It's a bit of a cliché that every girl working in a strip club or modeling naked or shooting boy/girl scenes in her spare time is just doing it to "pay for college." But what makes Kayden Kross so special is that she actually is in college! (And we don't just mean cheap sorority girl DVD compilations either.) Of course she may not have much time to study these days, what with taking over the porn world and all: our screener pile is slowly but surely filling up with the Adam & Eve contract girl's growing discography, and now we see that she's the cover girl and the Pet of the Month for Penthouse's September anniversary edition. And if that weren''t enough, she's also a blogger! And not one of those "you'll never believe what my cat did today!" bloggers—she's laying some serious verbal smackdowns on anti-porn zealots and filing dispatches from the front lines of smut. We suspect that it's only a matter of time before we're all working for Kayden Kross. We just hope she's a kind and gentle overlord.

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· Kayden + Tommy Gunn in "Kayden's Krossfire" (adameve.com)

· Kayden Kross on MySpace (myspace.com)
· "More from the pornstar perspective" (more Kayden @ mikesouth.com)
· Kayden Kross Solo Videos (RedTube)
· Kross Poised for Stardom (xbiz.com)
· "From bookworm to hot hornet" (statehornet.com)

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Previously: "Kayden's Krossfire" Kills It

BigFatBooty.com And More Of The Web's Best Adult Domain Names: On Sale Now!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:10:12 EDT

We hope you're getting ready for the Moniker Live Adult Domain Auction at the Internext Expo in Hollywood, Florida this weekend: it's taking place on Friday at 2 pm and some of the web's best adult real estate will be available, even if you might not have the couple of extra millions of bucks lying around to snap one up. But there are some pretty sweet domains up for sale, even if we can't afford any of them either. After the jump, check a few of our favorites—with some helpful suggestions on the type of content you might want to consider using them for just in case you are looking to buy. We might not be able to park Fleshbot at ChineseShemale.com anytime soon ... but we can dream, can't we?

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Ass.fm

BJ.com

ChineseShemale.com

AdultSuperstore.com

BigFatBooty.com

BizarreAnal.com

BeachNudity.com

InterracialThumbs.com

DoubleTeamed.com

Hump.net

ChocolateEscorts.com

EatMyAss.com

GothPussy.com

GrabbingAss.com

MILFBlowJobs.com

Peeing.mobi

PromiscuousGirl.com

SaggyTits.com

SchoolgirlPanties.com

TitanicTits.com

WomenHavingSex.com

• See also: Live & Extended Online Auction at Internext Expo (info + auction list @ marketplacepro.moniker.com)
• Images via Ask Jolene

Lydia Hearst And The Myla Lingerie Revolution

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:55:23 EDT

Her mother may have wielded some serious weapons in her day, but Lydia Hearst-Shaw has her own way of sending her greetings to the people: she's now the new face for fancy underpants maker Myla. In fact, she does such a good job of extending brand awareness that we haven't been this excited about lingerie since, well, yesterday! (Or at least since Maggie Gyllenhaal got all dolled up in Agent Provocateur. We do have a hard time keeping these things straight sometimes.) Gallery after the jump.

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· Myla (myla.com)

Fleshbot PSI: Who's That "Modellismo Giapponesina"?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:20:00 EDT

We love our tipsters (yes, every single one of you) and all they do for us. But sometimes a few of them create more questions than they answer. Take this email we received this week, for example, which consisted of little more than a bunch of naked pictures of an insanely hot Japanese babe we couldn't recognize and a link to a website that's written in Italian. How those two countries came together in this instance we'll never know, because those were the only scant clues we had to go on. We don't even know this model's name. But maybe you do? Our Japanese A/V babe skills are a little rusty, but surely someone out there can identify this woman and provide us with the information we so desperately crave. And you'll be forever in our debt if you do. (Which isn't worth much in this economy, but what are you going to do?)

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· "Extra modellismo: Sexy giapponesina" (hobbymedia.it; more @ gogogoo.com)

"No Cum Dodging Allowed": They Are Not Afraid

DCypher — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:50:14 EDT

Believe it or not, gentle readers, there once was a time when ducking pop shots was the norm. Contract girls were thought to be almost too pretty for porn and only fucked for the money, not for the love of the game, and many of them didn’t want to mess up their fancy makeup with a healthy basting of baby batter at the end of a scene. Imagine what it was like to watch gals working their way to the money shot in a veritable frenzy ... and then miraculously dodging it Matrix bullet time-style at the last possible second! So fans of the facial had to look for ever more niche-oriented titles in order to satisfy their pornic desires, turning to Japanese bukkake imports where previously a simple old couples-friendly Vivid movie would have sufficed.

In such a climate was born Mike John's "No Cum Dodging Allowed" series for Jules Jordan Video, and it quickly became one of the go-to titles for facial fans. In this, the ninth installment, the resolute Tatiana Kush, Velicity Von, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, and Allie Foster get covered in goo so often and with such enthusiasm that you'd think that Nickelodeon was somehow involved in its production.

• "No Cum Dodging Allowed 9" (julesjordanvideo.com)

Gary Dourdan Is Our New Best Friend

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:05:47 EDT

Okay, so maybe "CSI" star Gary Dourdan isn't our new best friend yet, but that's a minor detail: we're sure he'll start hanging out with us all the time once he realizes how much we have in common. After all, we love looking at topless women—and he's constantly surrounded by topless women! It's almost like we were separated at birth! Let's just hope he remembers to invite us along the next time he goes to the beach. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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Meet Aurora Jolie, Vaginal Virgin (Really!)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 12:25:43 EDT

Many thanks to one of our readers for tipping us off to the fact that the model listed as Nicara in our mohawk roundup is better known to some as Aurora Jolie, the Vaginal Virgin. Yes kids, it is apparently (somehow) possible to maintain one kind of virginity while making a living as a porn starlet — and for that, we give Aurora/Nicara every sort of prop imaginable. We'd also like to salute Aurora for her willingness to dispense with her anal virginity, engage in anal gangbangs, and ... oh, for being so damn hot. To find out more about why we're crushing on Aurora, check below the jump for some clips and pics.

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Round and Brown - Magically Delicious Part 2 (megarotic.com)

Aurora Jolie (megarotic.com)

· Aurora Jolie (aurorajolie.com)
· Images via KellyFind (kellyfind.com)

Kate Moss Learns That Nipples Will Always Find A Way

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 11:45:09 EDT

Kate Moss may have thought she could keep her top on this time around, but her nipples seem to have a mind of their own. The nipples, you see, they will always find a way out ... you know, like Kate's did during her recent vacation in Spain. After the jump, hear the plaintive cries of desperate boobs yearning to be free. Or just take a gander at Kate's fun-sized funbags. Either way!

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· Photo Source: INF Paparazzi

You Asked For It: Full Throttle, Full Bush

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:15:34 EDT

Do you dream of a simpler time in porn when the breasts were real, the models were (less) airbrushed ... and best of all, babes sported pubes that were full and natural? Well hold onto your hat, because it's full speed ahead into the land of full bush! They may seem like an endangered species, but we've gathered together enough hirsute hotties to satisfy even the most demanding bush enthusiast. (Hopefully that includes WEGGLES90, lonbordin, and mrburglar as well.)

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Jilly (nudelements.net)

Danni (galleries.teena.com)

Rosanna (dailycuties.com)

Sarah (fuzzypinktacos.com)

Sequoia Redd

Furry Girl

Skyler (galleries.teena.com)

Lexie (hairygirlcentral.com)

Asuka Sawaguchi (thebimaxx.com)

Nancy (nudes.newnudecity.com)

Isobel Wren

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Latex Clothing Takes You Back To The Future Of Fetish

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:55:51 EDT

Using creative and visually stimulating marketing practices to sell your latex clothing is all the rage these days—but did you know that this practice has been around for years? Decades, even! A curious fetishist has uncovered an old catalog dating from (defunct?) Canadian fashion outlet Inn Skin, dating back to what looks like the late 1970s and shot in what looks like our parents' rec room. It's safe to say that the latex fetishist of that era may have found themselves severely disappointed in the styles of the time. A loose flowing latex bikini is probably not what they have in mind when you think of that fabric—but then again those full-length pajamas look mighty comfortable. Check out a few more pages below and you'll see the one thing that hasn't changed—flashy advertising and some hilariously dated pictures can sell anything!

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· INN-SKIN: Latex Fashion from the 70'ties! (full catalog @ lustlovelatex.com)

Previously: Rubber 55: Latex Goes Viral

Mohawk, Mo' Love: Because Half-Shaved Heads Aren't Just For Punks Anymore

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:40:41 EDT

Red hair, black hair, blonde hair, no hair ... here at Fleshbot, we like gals with all sorts of looks (and hair). But one 'do that really gets us going is the mohawk. Maybe it has to do with our love of bald girls—or maybe it's connected to our long-standing appreciation for that whole badass alt look. Or maybe it involves something we haven't even thought of yet? Check out our gallery after the jump and feel free to share your thoughts and theories in the comments.

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Mayhem (burningangel.com)

Chole Cre'ture (razordolls.com)

Jax (barelyevil.com)

Ivanah (musicvideobeauties.com)

Pseekaal (suicidegirls.com)

Marie (suicidegirls.com)

Cerah (deviantnation.com)

Darenzia (gothicsluts.com)

Nicara (nsgals.com)

Chapel (burningangel.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive