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#dvd

"New Stars" Experiencing New Sensations In A Brave New XXX World

New Sensations rolls out twelve scenes in five hours with a two-disc collector’s edition entitled "The New Stars of XXX." In numerology that translates into 1, a number associated with not only financial gain and overbearing personal needs and desires, but also with winners (duh) not to mention hordes of screaming fans with oversized foam fingers. Think about that for a minute. It’s mind boggling! More »

#playboy

We've blogged this sort of thing before, but you can never have enough sites that have centerfold scans of every Playboy Playmate from the '50s, '60s and '70s. Seriously, you can never have enough because they tend to get shut down pretty quickly, so grab 'em while you can. (fishki.net, via thighswideshut.org)

#creativeproblemsolving

WASD Porn: Let Your Fingers Do The Fapping

Since time immemorial (i.e. 1992), the problem with watching porn on the internet has been how to best use your hands: with your strong one on a mouse and your other furiously typing in URLs, there's no free digits left to take care of anything else. The good thing about the internet, however, is that no matter how unusual, awkward or silly your "problem" might be, someone out there is probably working on a solution. WASD Porn is a porn aggregator that's set up to let you "surf" using only four letters on your keyboard. (It's a little biased against lefties, but them's the breaks.) It's not the most high-tech solution we've seen—and the content may or may not be up your alley—but anything that eliminates all unnecessary effort and movement will always be a big hit with us ... and everyone else who masturbates for a living. (Or at least as a dedicated hobby.) More »

#fetishiswhereyoufindit

Fireplace Porn: Grab Your Poker!

You already know about our fascination with pool sex. A nice body of chlorinated water makes a perfect backdrop for any romantic encounter, but what to do in the cold, dreary days of winter when your backyard fun spot is covered with plastic tarp and dead leaves? You head inside to an even more romantic spot—the fireplace. We don't know if it's the crackling of the wood, the heat from the flames, or the ever-present danger that your house might burn to the ground, but few things can beat fucking in front of a nice warm hearth. As usual, our twisted friends at Pornzio are ahead of the curve on this sexy porn trend, but we added a few contributions of our own after the jump. So curl up with some nice hot cocca and marshmallows and try not to get singed. More »

#fetish

Vixena Is Italian For Hot Pantyhose Pics

OK, so we actually don't know how to say "hot pantyhose pics" in Italian. But it's not like you have to know any tricky foreign tongues anyway to peruse the copious assortment of free galleries from dozens of amateur and professional pantyhose and lingerie fetish sites from all over the web, since the only part of Vixena.it that's in Italian is that domain name. In fact, the only problem you'll have once you start clicking your way through the hundreds of photos on display here isn't finding yuor way around—it's knowing when to stop. (So how do you say "we surrender!" in Italian anyway? We figure it might come in handy someday.) More »

#models

Supermodels Reveal Victoria's Secret (Again)

Victoria's Secret held their annual super special holiday fashion show this week—and everyone came! (Except us of course, because we weren't actually invited. Something about "cease and desist"?) Yes, it was recorded for a TV show that will air next month, but you can watch the whole the whole right now. How? Just go to all the blogs that have posted a gigantic photo gallery of the event. Print out everyone of the the dozens of pictures available onto big glossy paper, and then flip through them at 24 frames-per-second and it will be just like seeing it live. By the way, we're all for getting creative in the lingerie department, but if someone tried to come into our bedroom wearing something like this ... well, they couldn't. Because they could never get through the front door. More »

#butwhataboutthecheerleaders

Cheerleader Porn Roundup

Even thought football was meant for the weekends, tonight somehow marks the kickoff of Week 1 of the NFL season. Like everyone else in America we're thrilled to have the sport back, but as you have probably guessed, it's not because we're fans of the zone blitz. Football means cheerleaders and cheerleaders means tiny girls in short skirts who are way too enthusiastic about everything. (And usually quite flexible too.) So while everyone else pours over injury reports and betting lines, we did a little research of our own and we think you'll find our pre-game show to be much more interesting than usual—and mercifully free of Terry Bradshaw. More »

#babewatch

Finding Katie Downes (Again)

Sometimes we run into trouble finding more photos and background on whatever particular model we happen to have a crush on each week, but we had no problem following the trail of the diminutive Katie Downes after spotting her in the latest Maxim UK. We think we might have fallen and hit our head at first, but after regaining consciousness, we easily dug up the dirt on her—from her first hidden mention on our own pages to her rather extensive history on the lad mag circuit. We even learned a few things we wish we hadn't, like her special "friendship" with a member of Arctic Monkeys. We really thought there could be something special between us and Katie, but those darn rock stars always seem to get in our way. More »

#bootyworld

Now That'sa Spicy Onion!

We believe it was Aristotle who first philosophized about the concept of "onion booty" or "an ass so fine it'll make a grown man cry." (It's even more poetic in the original Greek.) The ancients may have left us, but their pursuit of tear-inducing rear ends has passed down through the ages and lives on in the form of (what else?) blogs. Spicy Onion is just one of the many sites devoted to the cause, although to be honest, they're perfectly willing to post a lot more than just nice rumps. They've got tons of big photo galleries lovingly ... ahem, "borrowed" from all your favorite babelogs sources, but there is a special place reserved for those models with butt to spare. Surely, we can all get behind that? More »

#babelogs

Best Of Babelogs: Weekend Edition

Because what's a weekend without anyone to share it with? More »

#babewatch

In Search Of Linda O'Neil

It's time once again for the segment where we develop an insta-crush on an previously unknown or overlooked babe, spend half a day scouring the internet for everything we can find that's related to her and ends with us frustrated and alone (kind of like most other days.) Today's quarry is Linda O'Neil, whose personal website dubs her the "World's Sexiest Brunette, a rather bold claim for an HTML page that appears to be defunct. Yes, it seems we're rather late to this party as Linda has actually been modeling and acting for over a decade—appearing in Playboy, on hot rod calendars, and in several national TV commercials—but seems to have stopped rather abruptly within the last year. Is she retired? On sabbatical? Deep undercover in the sinister world of the bikini mafia? Maybe we can lure back to fold by politely asking for new photos, but if she is truly out of the game, we're lucky that the internet preserves anything and everything in its original pristine state. As long as old web servers keep their pages alive, she'll never truly be gone. More »

#babelogs

Best Of Babelogs: Hump Day Edition

Because that weekend is just a few short steps away ... More »

#babelogs

Best Of Babelogs: Monday Edition

Because you need something to cool you off on a night like this ... More »

#photo

In Your Face!: Cumshot Megagallery

Like death and taxes, the facial money shot is an unavoidable signpost along life's long and twisting highway. Full of sound and fury, yet signifying something, this staple of the porn genre faithfully reminds us of the inevitable nature of all human endeavors—and also lets you know when the scene you happen to be watching is finally over. If this giant collection of photos chronicling this sticky pageant doesn't make you contemplate the inexorable march of time that ceaselessly brings us ever closer to our eventual fates, then you're a better person than us. You're also probably, you know ... normal. More »

#photography

Sexy Nudes By Alexander Paulin

You've been good today, which is why we've decided to reward your behavior with a nice collection of old fashioned bare boobs. This treat is being supplied by photographer Alexander Paulin, whose website boasts a heaping tablespoon of classic nude portraits filled with gorgeous models. There's nothing too complicated about posing sexy babes in front of the camera, but as Occam's Razor teaches us the simplest solution is usually the correct one. Now try not to drool on yourself as you ponder that one further. More »

#blastsfromthepast

Remember When: Vintage Celebrity Nudes

We're feeling very nostalgic today, perhaps because our ancient laptop finally gave out after years of dedicated service ... or perhaps because of this pre-millenial website we stumbled across that brought back memories of old school fansites and Porn v.0.5 (beta!) collections that led us gently through our early first journeys on the interwebs. It's nothing more than a photo dump of classic European babes like Ursula Andress, Claudia Cardinale, Nastasja Kinski, and Charlotte Rampling, but the fact that these nude pictures from the '70s and '80s are still preserved in a '90s time capsule somehow warms ours hearts a little bit. They don't make like they used to—which maybe a good thing—but it's sort of the like that first time you realized that there were naked boobies on the internet for free. Only this time you don't have to listen to that annoying dial-up modem sound to get there. More »

#babelogs

Best of Babelogs: Bastille Day Edition

Because certain things are always worth celebrating (even if they're, you know, not French) ... More »

#babelogs

Best Of Babelogs: Hump Day Edition

Because we know what it takes to hit the spot ... More »

#galleries

Playboy Attempts To Deliver Your Boobs On Time

In their tradition of snagging celebrity models long after they've reached their peak as celebrities, the cover of Playboy's August edition stars actress Garcelle Beauvais, who is best known for starring on two TV shows that came and went in the earlier part of this decade. Fortunately, she hasn't ceased to be hot, even when you consider that she's currently pregnant with twins. Nothing against Garcelle and her MILF-to-be body, but if Playboy wants to stay a little more current maybe they should continue to follow the example of their Brazilian edition, which features local Big Brother contestant Mariana Felicio: for all we know she's on TV right now, though when you consider the shelf life of your average reality show contestant getting them naked in time to make your publishing deadline is a race against the clock. Hmm, maybe that could be its own reality show? More »

#web20

Social Porn Is Exactly What You Think It Is

Are you sick of all those user-rated community porn sites that we've already covered here on Fleshbot and are looking for a new user-rated community porn site? Well, you're in luck because we've just come across yet another social porn venture, appropriately titled, uh ... Social Porn. You should know the drill by now—users submit smutty galleries, other users vote on the ones they like, and the cream rises to the top so that you can skim off only the best of the boobies that are out there. It's even got a familiar interface for folks who are used to that other web 2.0 place that we don't like to mention because they're too afraid to share our naughty links. Now that doesn't sound like the wave of the future, does it? More »

#babes

Adult Wallpapers: Boobies On Your Desktop

We don't really get what all the fuss over certain new handheld devices is about: who wants to surf for porn with a screen smaller than the palm of your hand anyway? We like to see what we're drooling over (not to mention retain the use of both hands while we're drooling), which is why sites like Desktop Nexus will always be useful no matter what new technological advances are coming down the (dirt)pipe. Like umptyjillion other sites out there, they collect user-made wallpaper images of all stripes—but they also helpfully reserve a section in their collection for adult wallpapers. Popular babelog regulars like Erica Campbell, Veronika Zemanova, and Angela Taylor are among the topless hotties featured in the collection and they also have dozens of other sexy models, actresses, and more Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba screens than you can shake your stick at. Most importantly, these old eyes don't have to squint to see the goods. This job may make us go blind eventually, but at least we're going down fighting. More »

#redheadwatch