WASD Porn: Let Your Fingers Do The Fapping

Since time immemorial (i.e. 1992), the problem with watching porn on the internet has been how to best use your hands: with your strong one on a mouse and your other furiously typing in URLs, there's no free digits left to take care of anything else. The good thing about the internet, however, is that no matter how unusual, awkward or silly your "problem" might be, someone out there is probably working on a solution. WASD Porn is a porn aggregator that's set up to let you "surf" using only four letters on your keyboard. (It's a little biased against lefties, but them's the breaks.) It's not the most high-tech solution we've seen—and the content may or may not be up your alley—but anything that eliminates all unnecessary effort and movement will always be a big hit with us ... and everyone else who masturbates for a living. (Or at least as a dedicated hobby.) More »

Fireplace Porn: Grab Your Poker!

You already know about our fascination with pool sex. A nice body of chlorinated water makes a perfect backdrop for any romantic encounter, but what to do in the cold, dreary days of winter when your backyard fun spot is covered with plastic tarp and dead leaves? You head inside to an even more romantic spot—the fireplace. We don't know if it's the crackling of the wood, the heat from the flames, or the ever-present danger that your house might burn to the ground, but few things can beat fucking in front of a nice warm hearth. As usual, our twisted friends at Pornzio are ahead of the curve on this sexy porn trend, but we added a few contributions of our own after the jump. So curl up with some nice hot cocca and marshmallows and try not to get singed. More »