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more about #funny more comments → FrankN.Stein: not a good lover, ms. dow jones - even if she pleases you immensly for a while, she's inevitably going to drop you (replace she with he of course base... more » Princess Commands, Darling: I'm sorry, but isn't "Hot Chicks in Black and White Flicks" pretty fucking superfluous? Has anybody here watched a movie starring Hedy Lamar or Ava G... more » Tricked: GodDAMN Belladonna was hot (as usual) in that outfit. Love the downer punchline, the titles and the way it was shot. Good stuff. more » MajorRichard: Wow, this sucked. No two ways about it. more » Uli_Kunkel: good call on the odd numbered thing - this one was decent. the best by far was the first, and i was hoping they would continue that format. it was bet... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Oh, my. The buffalo moves. Guess he must be turned on. Also: I thought I own the same dildo as seen, but mine has a serpentine ridging over the length. more » MajorRichard: The bestiality option is a must try. I almost sprayed coffee out of my nose when someone appeared in an elephant costume with a strap-on, and dancing ... more » cand86: Hmmm. The website wasn't working for me :( Still, nice choice, Fleshbot! I like your style. Buffalo and songs about Jesus make all porn better, I t... more » jp182: how can you NOT see how this is funny? i'm surprised that no one hasn't done this before. It was well timed btw. more » ChokeHerGently: Um...fail. more » offred: Clearly, his kielbasa sausage has just got to perform. more » bmeboy: its not random.. its timed for the 'explosion' more » cand86: I do love how randomly the song appears in the middle- that's pretty cool. And yeah, you can't go wrong with Tenacious D! more » BorisElephonkey: What's so special about this clip? Have we been had?! more » Conrad: I'm pretty sure you lied to us. more » -
#tv
All Flush Faced And Dow-y Eyed
For those of you who missed it last night: Stephen Colbert gets sexy with the Dow Jones. Oh baby. (hulu.com) -
#babes
Everything's Better With Babes (Including Classic Films)
Did Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit just have a little too much dog shit for your tastes? Try Hot Chicks In Black And White Flicks: a video series featuring girls in bikinis recreating the movie classics. More » -
#fanfiction
Displayus Mammarium! Teen Wizards In Love
Now that we've (allegedly) seen Neville Longbottom playing with his, ahem, magic wand, this Hermione/Neville erotic fan fiction makes a whole lot more sense. Or, well, at least a little more sense, anyway. (youtube.com, via thesspot.org) -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Belladonna Returns To "PG Porn" For "Genital Hospital"
At long last, the episode of "PG Porn" we've been most hotly anticipating: Belladonna in "Genital Hospital." We laughed, we cried, we got turned on—definitely one of our favorite episodes of this series. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
First Evan Stone, now Jenna Haze. Aziz Ansari really loves the pornstars. (funnyordie.com)
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#games
Orgasm.com Lets You Call The Shots
We've all dreamed of finding a porn clip perfectly tailored to our exact needs and desires. Now Orgasm.com is hoping to make that dream a reality with their new Porn Director feature. More » -
#amateur
This Is The Greatest And Best Porn In The World.... Tribute
We're not going to lie to you: there's a lot of bad amateur porn out there. But there's also a lot of amazing, inspired amateur porn out there. This clip falls in the latter category. More » -
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#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
PG Porn Heads Out West With Belladonna And Roxy DeVille
As promised, the latest episode of "PG Porn" debuts today, with Roxy and Belladonna taking James Gunn's brand of sexless porn to an Old West saloon. (Okay, Roxy just dances during the credits, but whatever.) More » -
#wtf
Heavy Petting: Pets In Porn
Amateur porn can be all the more erotic because it's, well, real. But sometimes things get a little too real—like when the action's interrupted by a ringing phone, or a pet walks into the picture. More » -
#video
Lingerie-Clad Light Saber Duellers Finally Get Their Due
You know how it is: you're at a bar, with two gorgeous women vying for your attention. Before you know it, they're fighting over you—then the light sabers come out...and the clothes come off. More » -
#pornstarlife
How Belladonna Eats A Popsicle
When she's not busy making popsicles out of thin air, Belladonna enjoys eating popsicles (and also making porn). As a special treat, she'd like to show us her special, porntastic popsicle eating style. More » -
#comics
Porn For Women... It Does Exist, Right?
On the whole, we tend to think that the selection of "porn for women" is slightly less dire than this comic would suggest... but we know where she's coming from. (daniellecorsetto.com, via Violet Blue) -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Bang Bus Gets The PG Porn Treatment
Okay, we admit it: we had our doubts about PG Porn's Bang Bus spoof, "Helpful Bus"—in fact, we really only watched it for Bree Olson. But after a slow start, it won us over. More » -
#video
You Come To This Kitchen Often?
You know you sometimes eye that piece fruit, or that naughty vegetable, wondering what it would feel like right there. And we've got news for you: that vegetable is thinking about you too. More » -
#video
Pop Rocks: They Get Your Rocks Off
We all know about the Altoids trick, but were you aware that Pop Rocks help you get your rocks off? Perhaps inspired by Raven Riley, a hardcore fan decided to spread the word. More » -
#sexculture
The Base System: Finally Explained!
Okay, we admit it: we have never, ever been able to keep those "bases" straight. Is third base a blowjob or a handjob? What, exactly, happens on second? And where does anal fit in? More » -
#video
"This Ain't The Stimulus Package XXX" Debuts On Limited Screens
Mr. Flynt may not have secured a porn bailout—but that won't stop the pornographers from giving the rest of us the stimulus package we so desperately need. More » -
#pornstars
Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, And Joanna Angel Have A Pants Off Dance Off
We all know how well they fuck (um, very), but how well do our favorite pornstars dance? Well, thanks to this special clip from Belladonna's "Girl Train," the truth can now be revealed. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
"PG Porn" Finds Its Stride (And Sasha Grey Helps!)
After some trial and error, it seems that James Gunn's "PG Porn" has finally hit its stride. The latest installment, "Roadside Ass-istance" (featuring Sasha Grey), actually made us laugh. Out loud, in fact! More »
