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Ivy Mokhov: Brand Spankin' New Kink Starlet... And Loyal Fleshbot Reader
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In The Future, We Will All Fuck Machines (Just Like Sasha Grey!)
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We Haz Ur LOLpr0n Fucking Machines Contest Winnrz!!!1!
O hai! Last week we asked you to send us your best LOLporn captions for a selection of photos from FuckingMachines.com ... and you splooged us with entries so hilarious that a half-chewed gummi boob actually shot out of an intern's nose while we were going through them. (We swear!) And because we received so many good ones, the LOL voices in our heads made us give away a grand total of five one month Fucking Machines memberships. More »




