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Liberté, Egalité, And Confused Looking European People Having Sex In Fancy Costumes: Happy Bastille Day! We tried to find you some hot French Revolution porn to help celebrate Bastille Day today; we came up with this assortment of very odd 18th century "mature" cosplay smut instead. Hey, at least we tried. If you close your eyes, you can pretend they're at least speaking French if you want to—in fact, closing your eyes might be the best way to deal with this stuff anyway. (TGP/preview galleries @ retromature.com, via Ask Jolene)

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PREFMag Is Kind To Trees (And Good For Wood In General)

Much as we enjoy jetting over to Paris every month to pick up the new copy of PREFmag—and then jetting right back to Fleshbot Central once we have it in our hot little paws—we have to admit feeling a tad guilty about that whole carbon emissions thing. So we're glad that our French friends have sent us a preview of the contents of their latest issue, which include new photos by Fleshbot faves EXTERFACE and Mikel Marton (of Toxicboy fame) and which you'll find after the jump. We'll miss seeing Jean-Luc and Pierre in customs regularly (bon jour, boys!), but at least we'll be resting easier at night knowing that we're doing the envirnomentally correct thing. And isn't that what looking at hot photographs of hot naked men is all about ... or should be? More »

11:20 AM on Wed Jul 9 2008
By Fleshbot
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"French Bottom Boys" Sparks International Booty Showdown

Way back on President's Day, we cast aspersions on the citizenship of an allegedly American booty. True, the ass in question was spread-eagled on Old Glory, but we thought the buns were a little slim to be truly American: either someone wasn't eating enough hot dogs and apple pie, or someone had a little Canadian in him. (Then again, with Canadians like Brent Everett walking around, who wouldn't?) Well hold the phone, Betsy Ross, because—are you ready?—we may have been wrong! More »

9:40 AM on Tue Jul 8 2008
By sturtle
2,945 views, 6 comments

Latest by el smrtmnky: they're probably made in China in an illegal factory near Hong Kong. bootylegged copies. more »

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Clara Morgane Crosses Over, French Style

Clara Morgane is one of the most popular women in France: she's a TV host, a model, a singer, and a general "media personality." Oh, and surprise—she also happens to be a former pornstar! Actually, we already knew about that last part; the real surprise is that she's managed to build a rather healthy post-porn career for herself and that "pornstar" is no longer the first bullet point on her resume. Of course, even when she's in singer mode that doesn't prevent her from spending the majority of time in her music videos rolling around in her underwear. Hey, no one said going manstream means you can't have any fun.

· Clara Morgane Music (official site in French; claramorgane.com)
· Clara Morgane Sings, Takes a Bath (doubleviking.com)

12:45 PM on Mon Jun 23 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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If we had to describe French men's magazine Lui by its covers—and there are a ton to choose from in this gallery that spans three decades worth—we'd say it's a sexy European answer to Playboy and Penthouse. It's in French, though, so we can't even pretend that we want to read it for the articles. (livejournal.com, via Otomano)

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Logan's Porn Comics: Now With Added Patrick Fillion! Somehow we missed the news that our fave French eroto-comic artiste Logan has a new title—and it's on shelves now! Created in collaboration with hot fellow auteur Patrick Fillion, "Deimos" tells the story of, well, "Deimos, a fallen angel who now seeks absolution for his past sins". We're sure there's more to it than that, but somehow we can't seem to get past those hot images of Satan's extremely well-hung minons. Funny: Roy Cohn and a few other other hellbound creeps we can think of don't make an appearance. (classcomics.com; see also loganporncomics.org and patrickfillion.com)

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Because you can never have too many Kama Sutras, and because pairing the language of love with the book of love just seems right, we present you with the French Kama Sutra. Admit it, "La Danse" totally sounds sexier than the plain old "missionary position". (french-kamasutra.com, via Sexoteric)

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DVD Review: "Virtual Sex With Katsumi"

"Ze first time I had sex I was 19 and I honestly thought I wasn't meant for sex," says Katsumi (yes, Katsumi) in the "Stories" section of her new interactive DVD. But for her 21st birthday she had a gangbang. What a difference two years makes. (I should know—my 2006 Honda is really depreciating.)

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9:10 PM on Wed May 7 2008
By Gram Ponante
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Latest by n/a: I like Zero Tolerance and 3rd Degree interactive better. Jenna Haze and Alektra Blue's DVDs were excellent. At least DP is doing anal interactive now. I don't remember seeing that before. more »

More French Kicks @ PREFmag #26 We always appreciate when the boys at Paris' PREFmag send us a preview of their new issue since it gives us an opportunity to bone up on our French reading skills. Trouble is, we never get a chance to read anything since we're always to distracted by ... uh, other things. (And yes, we said "bone".)

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in memoriam

Au Revoir, Jean-Daniel Cadinot

We're sad to hear via Gay Porn Times that director, photographer, and activist Jean-Daniel Cadinot— one of gay porn's true legends—died this week of a heart attack; in his final blog entry on Wednesday, he wrote, "May all the efforts and work of a whole life, the quest for the moment of pure truth in the sublime communion of two beings under the spell of the undefinable desire for the other, inspire those who inherit my heart." We'll be digging up our old VHS copy of "Service Actif" (one of the first porn flicks we actually remember buying) for a private memorial screening this weekend; in the meantime, see why we'll continue to be inspired by his life's work after the jump.

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12:35 PM on Fri Apr 25 2008
By Fleshbot
5,756 views, 5 comments

Latest by GayhawkAZ: @charles_barrett: You're not missing anything. Just an attempt at being funny...too bad it failed. Miserably. more »

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Naughty French Maids Will Wipe The Floor With You

Why are naughty French maids such a potent sexual fantasy? Is it because deep down in our hearts we know that sex is dirty and unclean and so we feel the need to fetishize the very act of purifying our surroundings, and even our very souls? Or is it as simple as that old Seinfeld joke: "It's a woman in your room"? Whatever it is that makes it so exciting, you never have to look far to find a pornographic excuse to be caught being a very filthy boy or girl. You are filthy, aren't you? So why not let these sexy ladies (found with a little help from our friends at Your Dirty Mind) tidy up a bit?
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3:20 PM on Tue Apr 22 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
28,424 views, 14 comments

Latest by DiscipleofJamzy: Huff huff huff... HAY GUYS SORRY I'M LATE 4 THE KOTAKUVASION! Guys? Guys? Where'd everybody go........ Also, maids ^_^ more »

the way they were

Tony Ward Revisited

We knew all about his extensive (and often naked) modeling career already, but we totally forgot until COLT's John Rutherford dusted off these photos today that Tony Ward (who far too many people still insist on referring to as "Madonna's former boy toy") was a COLT Man as well, appearing as "Franco Kier" in photosets shot by the legendary Jim French. And now that we're looking at them again ... well, we can't quite understand why she didn't hold on to him longer. (Sorry Tony; maybe it's time for us to stop making that association too.) More photos after the jump. More »

5:26 PM on Tue Apr 1 2008
By Fleshbot
14,247 views, 9 comments

Latest by TigerM: He sure was fine. He looks a lot better without his current accoutrement of tattoos. (Note to self: Don't get those tattoos... or grow up.) more »

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Exterface:"Poetic Pictures" Of Really Hot Men

The French duo who go by the collective name Exterface want you to know that their creations are "poetic pictures, not photographs". We're not sure exactly what the difference is, unless by "photograph" they're thinking of something more strictly documentary and straightforward than their brightly colored, digitally enhanced "poetic pictures" (translation: horizontally scrolling galleries of some of the hottest naked men we've had the pleasure of drooling over admiring in a while) would represent. No matter what they call them, this is some seriously sexy work ... and definitely the kind of poetry that even uncultured horny oafs like us have no trouble appreciating at all.

· Exterface: Poetic Pictures, Not Photographs (exterface.com - thanks M.)

9:49 AM on Wed Mar 26 2008
By Fleshbot
2,757 views, 1 comment

Latest by will: Just noticed the picture on the right juxtaposed with adjacent story on oral cum shots. Just noticed, that's all. more »

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Flesh Flicks: Unburied Treasure

Speaking of "Pirates" and its long-belated sequel, maybe now would be a good time to revisit that earlier piece of cinematic porn history? No, not the Jesse Jane/Carmen Luvana smut vehicle from 2005, but this lesser-known French version from ... who knows when? There's no way to tell if this predates "Pirates" or even "Pirates of the Carribbean"—the trilogy or the theme park ride—but it's obvious that no matter what country or era your filth comes from, everybody loves a good swashbuckling. More »

6:06 PM on Fri Mar 7 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
59,495 views, 1 comment

Latest by n/a: I love the tinkling little bells. It's somehow very Disney. more »

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Flesh Flicks: Blowjobs 101

Look, not everyone is born an expert when it comes to certain sexual arts: you can't just show up for your first important blowjob and expect to nail it on the first try. And guys, do you think that girl who gave you the best hummer of your life in the back row of that Whitesnake concert didn't have a few practice rounds under her belt? But where does one go to acquire such a talent? Finally, the truth can be revealed with this behind the scenes look at one of the finest blowjob academies in the world. (we know it's one of the finest because they actually break down the whole process into three easy-to-swallow steps ... with diagrams, even!) Just remember when that big exam comes to keep your eyes on your own cock, OK?

· "Blowjob School" (YouPorn)

4:02 PM on Fri Feb 29 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
113,796 views, 7 comments

Latest by Prof_Derzshowitz: Thank you, Fleshbot, for your helpful advice, and your very warm-hearted message of welcome. I will most definitely cease and desist in commenting on my commenting status with the posting of this message, and will immediately initiate a coast-to-coast, all-points search more »

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Flesh Flicks: Laid Up

Stop us if you've heard this one before. A man goes to a doctor and the doctor tells him, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you've been in a massive car accident, all the bones in your legs are broken, you received a traumatic blow to the head, and your girlfriend is going to use your current state of delirium to rob your of all your wealth. The good news is the you have a permanent erection and your hot, horny nurse will be here in a moment." Actually, now that we think about it, that isn't much of a joke at all. We just hope the man's insurance will cover all this. More »

5:01 PM on Mon Feb 25 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
51,983 views, 4 comments

Latest by PriorMarcus: God, who hasn't this happened too? more »

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Marion Cotillard: The Best (Naked) Actress In The World!

Congratulations to the beautiful Marion Cotillard, who took home the Academy Award for Best Actress last night for her portrayal of Edith Piaf in "La Vie En Rose." You know she deserved it too, because red-blooded Americans would usually never even watch a biopic about some old French lady — let alone give an award to someone for being in it — unless maybe the actress playing that old French lady was actually a much younger French babe, which Marion clearly is. Now that she's an Oscar Winner™ we're naturally more interested in her earlier work, and specifically her roles that were required a bit more, um ... nudity. (Again, she's French, so you know there's a lot of them.) Savvy internet hounds are on the case, of course, and have already tracked down some of her previous career highlights. Check out a sampling after the jump, along with her sweet acceptance speech from the ceremony. More »

11:25 AM on Mon Feb 25 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
52,289 views, 1 comment

Latest by Brian47: Three cheers for the French bush!! :) more »

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Flesh Flicks: Parlez Vous Anal?

Here's a rough computerized translation of the fake IM conversation that opens this erotic workplace encounter.

"Please to be sucking your penis tonight?"

"I currently have a hard on. Luckily, my supervisor or secretary is here to distract me."

"Will I still be sucking your penis tonight?

"BIG BAD WOLF has signed off."

Our French is not perfect, but then again, this guy probably couldn't type with just one hand if he had to do it in English like we do. Everyone has to stick to their strengths.

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5:44 PM on Tue Feb 19 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
35,122 views, 3 comments

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