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more about #france more comments → Ayleron: I went to high school in France and sometimes you would get movies with full frontal nudity. I'm not talking about just topless. And that included mal... more » Suzie Wong: In the interest of gender equality, I think the guy should have taken his clothes off too. He's smokin'. more » Beaker: Wow! Anybody know if the shows at the Lusty Lady, in San Francisco, are this hot? more » FrankN.Stein: meanwhile in NY... the police arrived - 'nuff said! [www.truecrimereport.com] more » FrankN.Stein: hm... with Sophie Marceau like that, his nights sure ARE better than mine :( ;) more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Sophie Marceau - One of two women beautiful enough to make me sit through a David Spade movie (the other, if you're wondering, is Brittany Daniel). more » JoyJahoobies: Haha, "doing the sex" more » Femalien: Never thought I'd say this, but Vive la France! more » river6201636: It seems not so good. more » cartman1uy: Maybe it's just me, but doesn't the girl who turns around at ~(-1:06) look kind of like Jewel Staite? Y'know, from Firefly and Stargate (tv show)? more » -
#fashion
Barely In Style: Michelle And Eva Go Nude For French Revue
We don't pretend to understand the world of fashion—but what we do understand is that getting two beautiful women to model in shoes, jewelry, and nothing else is a great way to sell...um, something. More »
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#tv
Topless TV World Tour: France's "Braquo"
Well, after a brief jaunt to Germany, the topless TV world tour has returned once again to, yes, France. What can we say? The country knows its nudes! More » -
#movies
A Girl, A Guy, An Elevator, And Make Outs
A man and a woman walk in to an elevator together. Seconds later they're making out—and mere moments after that, they're naked in bed together. That's about all we know about this clip from French film "Je l'aimais." More » -
#tv
Topless TV World Tour: France's "Un Petit Mensonge"
There are so many breasts on French television, the citizens are actually shocked when a woman makes it through an episode fully clothed (or so we assume). Julie Judd does not disappoint the masses. More » -
#tv
"X Femmes": Committed To Turning You On
Due to its Frenchness, much about TV series "X Femmes" has remained a mystery to us: we're not sure what it's about, or when it airs, or who's behind it. But one thing is perfectly clear: it's really fucking hot. More » -
#tv
Morgane Maisonnueve Puts Her Full Frontal Forward In "La Dame De Monsoreau"
French miniseries "La Dame de Monsoreau" ended after only two 90 minute episodes. To our American ears, that sounds like a brief run. But having watched this clip, we suspect it was an attempt to prevent hotness overload. More » -
#tv
Topless TV World Tour: Lea Drucker In France's "Suite Noire"
Yes, the topless TV world tour is still stuck in France. Why, you ask? Well, because with boobs like these...it was pretty hard to get up any motivation to leave. More » -
#publicnudity
Nude At The Louvre: Reasons To Love France
Further proof that the French are a superior culture: while the Metropolitan Museum called the police on Zach Hyman and his naked model, the Louvre allowed Brazilian model Raquel Zimmerman and actress Charlotte Rampling to model nude throughout the museum. More » -
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#tv
Topless TV World Tour: Claire Keim In France's "Eternelle"
Now that British erotihistoridrama "Desperate Romantics" has drawn to a close, we've found ourselves wondering what TV boobs look like in other parts of the world. We've seen some of the boobs of Australia—but what about other countries? More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Sophie Marceau In "Mes Nuits Sont Plus Belles Que Vous Jours"
Your moment of zen: Sophie Marceau, circa 1989, naked on the beach. Also, naked in her bedroom. Also, naked and crying. Also, naked in the bathroom doing the sex. As far as we're concerned, it's better than meditation. More » -
#movies
Barbara Schulz, Naked Actress
We've already regaled you with our love of French film (and its copious nudity), so we'd like to spend this post offering up some words of praise for Barbara Schulz, the fine French actress featured in this clip. More » -
#movies
We're Watching You, Cynthia Groggia
Though we don't condone spying on people in real life, fantasy spying on people is pretty hot. As is this scene from French film "La Guerre Des Miss," which makes our fantasy of spying on Cynthia Groggiarealitya movie. More » -
#movies
"Cliente": On Male Escorts (And The Women Who Love Them)
HBO isn't the only one who can produce dramas about male escorts and the topless ladies who love them. French film "Cliente," the story of Marco, a married construction worker who services rich ladies on the side. More » -
#movies
"À L'aventure" Is Quite The Sexy Adventure
We'd generally expect a film about a sexually unsatisfied young woman pursuing a wide variety of sexual adventures to be a porno...but "À l'aventure" is an art film. Then again, it's French film...so it's practically a porno, yeah. More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: "Immoral Tales"
You know when they say "They don't make 'em like they used to"? We're pretty sure they're referring to movies like "Immoral Tales," a French flick from the 1970s that seems to have more nudity than plot. More » -
#tv
X Femmes: Quite Possibly The Hottest TV Show In The World
We've finally learned the source of this mysterious (and sexy) clip of Victoria Abril: it's from an X-rated short, "Pour Elle," a part of the French series X Femmes. Which, naturally, makes us want to know more about X Femmes. More » -
#babes
Laly Vallade, Reality Star Turned Pornstar
We don't know much about Laly Vallade (the language barrier puts a damper on our relationship), but the few details we've managed to eke out, courtesy of Google Translate, have definitely won us over. More »
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#movies
We Say "Oui!" To Ludivine Sagnier In "Mesrine l'Ennemi Public n°1"
Wait, wait...did we say that the French are good at movie nudity, but the Spaniards knock sex scenes out of the park? We might have to reevaluate that...it seems like the French speak the language of love, too. More » -
#upskirt
Sacrebleu! A Sandra Lou Upskirt!
We may have only just met French actress Sandra Lou, um, today—but from the looks of this photo, we feel we can confidently declare that we like the cut of her jib. As the folks say. More » -
#movies
"Le Plaisir De" Nudity In Film
It's official: French people like nudity in their movies. And a good deal of it, at that. And we, for one, are very happy to support their artistic vision. More » -
#movies
"Les Zygs, Le Secret Des Disparus," Le Full Frontal Nudity
Oh, the French, with their Frenchness, and their arty films, and their scenes of stunning girls like Virginie Desarnauts stripping down to their birthday suits...actually, the French are pretty cool, now that we think about it. More » -
#celebrityskin
Topless Carla Bruni To Be Auctioned In Germany
Still annoyed that someone else snagged that naked photo of Carla Bruni? Well, good news: there's another one up for sale at Berlin's Villa Grisebach Auction. More » -
#topless
American Apparel's Naked Influence Spreading Across Fashion Industry
American Apparel has long been known for its edgy, in-your-face advertising—or, in layman's terms, American Apparel has long been known for its blatantly sexy advertising. And it seems that they may be inspiring others to follow suit. More » -
#movies
"Le Chant Des Mariées" Raises The Bar For Film Nudity
We admit, it surprised us to find a movie clip that featured a (graphic) scene of a girl getting a Brazilian wax and a shot of full frontal nudity, and yet somehow managed to avoid seeming, well, gratuitous. More » -
#babes
Eve Angeli Makes Our Wishes Come True
We asked the heavens to send us an angel... but we have a feeling that French singer Eve Angeli will serve our purposes just as well. More » -
#topten
International House Of Porn Tapes: Top Ten Amateur Videos From Around The World
Last year, we took a tour of some of the hottest amateur porn the internet has to offer. The internet being the everchanging organism that it is, we figured it was time for an update. More » -
#fleshflicks
Doing It Disco Style
Yesterday we learned about the erotic adventures of the French navy—but it seems you don't have to be in the military to be getting busy in the land of baguettes. More » -
#negativeattention
You're Not Freakish to Us, Katsuni
Is it really fair to call Katsuni a Sexual Freak? Names can be so hurtful, especially for girls—the shame and isolation of feeling different is so hard on a young woman, that we question Digital Playground's motives in drawing attention to the unusualness of someone who already had to jettison an M. More » -
#alt
Altporn Comes To Paris With Petites Parisiennes
If you spend your days longing for the good old days of altporn, before Big Porn came in and co-opted the indie spirit, you may find that your best solution is to go abroad. We previously profiled Australia's Kiss My Bliss, now we've discovered Petites Parisiennes, a site that offers a sexy insider's view of the City of Light. It's lovely to see the spirit alt alive and well somewhere in the world (and really, with things the way they are in this country, we can't really blame it for going expat). More » -
#babes
Newlook: How Do You Say "Lad Mag" In French?
As you are painfully aware, we are avid readers of British lad mags like Nuts and Zoo Weekly (and Ralph and Loaded and all the rest), because you know ... they're in English. In fact, we talk about them so much that you might think the genre of substantive content-free men's magazines built around photos of topless models begins and ends with FHM. But there are other places that have been doing it (possibly) longer and (arguably) better. Take Newlook magazine, which has the look, feel, style and attitude of today's lad mags down pat, but has apparently already been at it for 25 years or so. So maybe the French have more in common with us than we like to admit? Of course, they also invented the French kiss, the French tickler, and the French maid, so maybe we're just one step behind. More » -
#lingerie
Maison Close: Fancy Underwear For Upscale Window Shoppers
If you like your lingerie sold without international burlesque stars—or in some case, without the lingerie—you might enjoy the online catalog for French undie maker Maison Close. The collection is bit limited, and the website a bit too Flash-y, but they do have a gorgeous model showing off their barely-there unmentionables and designer spanking rulers. Sometimes the clothes aren't even there at all, which means the store is losing a lot of money or people are buying luxury air. It sure doesn't hurt to browse though. More » -
#topless
Apparently, people who know about these things claim that topless sunbathing is going out of fashion in France. But please don't tell the celebrities that. We don't want all those paparazzi to be put out of work ... and we don't know we'd do without photos of all those French beach adventures either. (telegraph.co.uk) -
#publicsex
A couple in France have been arrested for filming a porn scene on the site of a World War I memorial built for Canadian soldiers. To be fair, it does look like the kind of place where people should be having outdoor sex, doesn't it? (dailymail.co.uk) -
#claramorgane
Clara Morgane Crosses Over, French Style
Clara Morgane is one of the most popular women in France: she's a TV host, a model, a singer, and a general "media personality." Oh, and surprise—she also happens to be a former pornstar! Actually, we already knew about that last part; the real surprise is that she's managed to build a rather healthy post-porn career for herself and that "pornstar" is no longer the first bullet point on her resume. Of course, even when she's in singer mode that doesn't prevent her from spending the majority of time in her music videos rolling around in her underwear. Hey, no one said going manstream means you can't have any fun. More » -
#health
French AIDS Awareness Campaign Is As Stylish As You'd Expect It To Be
It appears that hyper-productive, hyper-talented artist James Jean has been burning the midnight oil again—this time in the service of AIDS awareness. Through superagency TBWA\PARIS, he's produced two sexy, inviting posters for the French activist group AIDES with the theme "Explore. Just protect yourself." The images are pretty hot—think Hieronymous Bosch meets John Currin—and even if the copy isn't quite as creative, it's still a message worth hearing. Those kids at the Sorbonne would do totally better with posters like these on their walls than ones featuring, say, Jerry Lewis. (jamesjean.com + coloribus.com, via juxtapoz.com) -
#vintage
If we had to describe French men's magazine Lui by its covers—and there are a ton to choose from in this gallery that spans three decades worth—we'd say it's a sexy European answer to Playboy and Penthouse. It's in French, though, so we can't even pretend that we want to read it for the articles. (livejournal.com, via Otomano) -
#carlabruni
Because Carla Bruni hasn't quite made enough waves by marrying the president of France and posing seminude to show off her wedding ring and basically being sexy and interesting, she's also decided to record an album with songs about her "40 years and 30 lovers" and how her hubby is a drug "more lethal than heroin." If Laura Bush ever gets within ten feet of a recording studio between now and November, we say it's time to start impeachment hearings. (yahoo.com) -
#wishyouwerehere
Greetings From The "Strap-On Motel"
"Strap-On Motel" is filled with sleight of hand: it is a rare rainy night in L.A., there is a French woman named London, and director Maria Beatty really makes us believe we're watching actual lesbians ... in a porn movie, no less! London walks to a club called Pussy's where stripper Dylan Ryan waits for her. Though it is in a bad neighborhood, it is clear that this club is full service; London isn't two steps in the door before she and Ryan are naked. It really doesn't seem like work. More » -
#movies
Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "The Dirty Girls"
Ah, the French. They gave us fried potatoes, fancy salad dressing, Stouffer's French Bread Pizzas and, of course, erotic cinema that goes way too far. (Way farther than those snooty British!) Think about it: it isn't just any foreign film that can combine lesbian shower action with sadistic marching band majorettes. They also somehow managed to capture on film the elusive art of self love—which in France apparently means making out with a mirror. Boy, they really are kinky over there! More » -
#celebritynipplewatch
Angelina Jolie Gives Us A Glimpse Of Her Cannes
Angelina Jolie spent last week at the Cannes Film Festival promoting her latest project—the twins growing inside her belly. (Rumor has it, she's giving birth to a talking panda bear.) While in France, she also found some time to inadvertently promote something else: Angelina should know by now that she can't pick her nose without some eager paparazzo getting a photo of it, but that didn't deter her from changing her shirt on an open air balcony and giving the world a brief telescopic shot of her boobs. Perhaps the pregnancy made them easier to see? Or perhaps at this point in her career and life, she just doesn't care. We've all basically memorized what she looks like naked and out of all the things that get published about her and her growing brood each day, a grainy nipple shot is sort of a drop in the bucket. A little pink drop on a nice round bucket ...
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