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more about #france more comments → MCWHAMMER: Man, you weren't kidding. Beautiful! more » cand86: I want to see this! Grr, I love-hate you, French movies that are so hard for me to get. more » FrancesTheMute: the real question is how can we get our hands on the UNcensored version? #topless more » Zembo: It's interesting how many people didn't look at the naked chicks. Ah, Paris! #topless more » Ayleron: I went to high school in France and sometimes you would get movies with full frontal nudity. I'm not talking about just topless. And that included mal... more » Suzie Wong: In the interest of gender equality, I think the guy should have taken his clothes off too. He's smokin'. more » Beaker: Wow! Anybody know if the shows at the Lusty Lady, in San Francisco, are this hot? more » FrankN.Stein: meanwhile in NY... the police arrived - 'nuff said! [www.truecrimereport.com] more » FrankN.Stein: hm... with Sophie Marceau like that, his nights sure ARE better than mine :( ;) more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Sophie Marceau - One of two women beautiful enough to make me sit through a David Spade movie (the other, if you're wondering, is Brittany Daniel). more » JoyJahoobies: Haha, "doing the sex" more » Femalien: Never thought I'd say this, but Vive la France! more » river6201636: It seems not so good. more » cartman1uy: Maybe it's just me, but doesn't the girl who turns around at ~(-1:06) look kind of like Jewel Staite? Y'know, from Firefly and Stargate (tv show)? more » Brian47: Yay for bush! :) more » -
#tv
We Just Can't Get Enough Of "Braquo" (Or Naamah Saint-Hillaire)
Yes, it's in French, and we're not really sure what it's about—but how can we say no to a show that offers such a glorious view of a beauty like Naamah Saint-Hillaire? More » -
#movies
Sarah Grappin Explores Her "Libido"...With The Help Of A Gigolo
"Ah! La Libido" is the tale of four lady journalists who decide to hire a male prostitute over the course of a weekend. (Yes, it's a French film.) More » -
#musicvideo
Sexy Music Video Of Some Other Moment: Make The Girl Dance's "Baby Baby Baby"
You can tell we've been watching Victoria's Secret Push-Up Bra commercial too much, because we'd now like to draw your attention to the music. If you enjoyed seeing Victoria's Secret models strut to that song, you'll love this. More » -
#fashion
Barely In Style: Michelle And Eva Go Nude For French Revue
We don't pretend to understand the world of fashion—but what we do understand is that getting two beautiful women to model in shoes, jewelry, and nothing else is a great way to sell...um, something. More » -
#tv
Topless TV World Tour: France's "Braquo"
Well, after a brief jaunt to Germany, the topless TV world tour has returned once again to, yes, France. What can we say? The country knows its nudes! More » -
#movies
A Girl, A Guy, An Elevator, And Make Outs
A man and a woman walk in to an elevator together. Seconds later they're making out—and mere moments after that, they're naked in bed together. That's about all we know about this clip from French film "Je l'aimais." More » -
#tv
Topless TV World Tour: France's "Un Petit Mensonge"
There are so many breasts on French television, the citizens are actually shocked when a woman makes it through an episode fully clothed (or so we assume). Julie Judd does not disappoint the masses. More » -
#tv
"X Femmes": Committed To Turning You On
Due to its Frenchness, much about TV series "X Femmes" has remained a mystery to us: we're not sure what it's about, or when it airs, or who's behind it. But one thing is perfectly clear: it's really fucking hot. More » -
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#tv
Morgane Maisonnueve Puts Her Full Frontal Forward In "La Dame De Monsoreau"
French miniseries "La Dame de Monsoreau" ended after only two 90 minute episodes. To our American ears, that sounds like a brief run. But having watched this clip, we suspect it was an attempt to prevent hotness overload. More » -
#tv
Topless TV World Tour: Lea Drucker In France's "Suite Noire"
Yes, the topless TV world tour is still stuck in France. Why, you ask? Well, because with boobs like these...it was pretty hard to get up any motivation to leave. More » -
#publicnudity
Nude At The Louvre: Reasons To Love France
Further proof that the French are a superior culture: while the Metropolitan Museum called the police on Zach Hyman and his naked model, the Louvre allowed Brazilian model Raquel Zimmerman and actress Charlotte Rampling to model nude throughout the museum. More » -
#tv
Topless TV World Tour: Claire Keim In France's "Eternelle"
Now that British erotihistoridrama "Desperate Romantics" has drawn to a close, we've found ourselves wondering what TV boobs look like in other parts of the world. We've seen some of the boobs of Australia—but what about other countries? More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Sophie Marceau In "Mes Nuits Sont Plus Belles Que Vous Jours"
Your moment of zen: Sophie Marceau, circa 1989, naked on the beach. Also, naked in her bedroom. Also, naked and crying. Also, naked in the bathroom doing the sex. As far as we're concerned, it's better than meditation. More » -
#movies
Barbara Schulz, Naked Actress
We've already regaled you with our love of French film (and its copious nudity), so we'd like to spend this post offering up some words of praise for Barbara Schulz, the fine French actress featured in this clip. More » -
#movies
We're Watching You, Cynthia Groggia
Though we don't condone spying on people in real life, fantasy spying on people is pretty hot. As is this scene from French film "La Guerre Des Miss," which makes our fantasy of spying on Cynthia Groggiarealitya movie. More » -
#movies
"Cliente": On Male Escorts (And The Women Who Love Them)
HBO isn't the only one who can produce dramas about male escorts and the topless ladies who love them. French film "Cliente," the story of Marco, a married construction worker who services rich ladies on the side. More » -
#movies
"À L'aventure" Is Quite The Sexy Adventure
We'd generally expect a film about a sexually unsatisfied young woman pursuing a wide variety of sexual adventures to be a porno...but "À l'aventure" is an art film. Then again, it's French film...so it's practically a porno, yeah. More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: "Immoral Tales"
You know when they say "They don't make 'em like they used to"? We're pretty sure they're referring to movies like "Immoral Tales," a French flick from the 1970s that seems to have more nudity than plot. More » -
#tv
X Femmes: Quite Possibly The Hottest TV Show In The World
We've finally learned the source of this mysterious (and sexy) clip of Victoria Abril: it's from an X-rated short, "Pour Elle," a part of the French series X Femmes. Which, naturally, makes us want to know more about X Femmes. More » -
#babes
Laly Vallade, Reality Star Turned Pornstar
We don't know much about Laly Vallade (the language barrier puts a damper on our relationship), but the few details we've managed to eke out, courtesy of Google Translate, have definitely won us over. More »





















