Even if she hadn't festooned her Flickr profile and photostream with all those HTML-generated hearts (see? we know how to ♥make them too♥!), we'd still have a lot of love for 21-year-old Buenos Aires-based model and photographer Claudette, who from the looks of things has as much talent at things like lighting and composition as she does managing to get just the right angle to show off her perfect bikini-, thong-, and baby oil-covered ass to best advantage. While she explains that they're not revealing or explicit enough to be considered porn, her photos are certainly hot enough for us to hope that book she's working on is going to be printed on drool-proof paper; we might have to order two copies when it comes out just to be safe. Really, what's not to ♥?

· ♥Claudette Psico♥'s Photoset @ Flickr (flickr.com - thanks Matthew)

"Eveready Harton" And The Birth Of Cartoon Smut

Here's a conversation you might find yourself having later today:

"So have you seen that nine-minute video of the guy fucking a giant Cheeto that's made out of a bunch of little Cheetos?"

"OMG, yes! What was that all about?"

"I don't know. The internet is weird."

Yeah, we don't get it either. But to be fair, he's not really fucking the Cheeto so much as he's making sweet, sweet love to it. It's kind of romantic, actually. Even if it is completely and totally out-of-this-world insane.

Since we've seen Japanese porn babes getting busy over the years with everything from cephalopods to tiny little men to ... er, more invertebrates, we're not surprised to learn that there are still things out there that we haven't seen them fetishizing (hey, it's a big world). It's hard to determine, however, exactly what it is being fetishized in this line of DVDs by Japanese production company Opera, which are sort of like your standard wet and messy fetish videos except the stuff is clear and stickier; our friends at Thighs Wide Shut decided to call it "ecto porn", and that's good enough for us.

Do you love naked girls? What a coincidence—so do we! (Really, who doesn't?) Unfortunately for all of us naked girl lovers, however, the people who snapped up the rights to the juicy domain WeLoveNakedGirls.com aren't exactly showing their love the same way we would: instead of an affectionate tribute to the beauty of the female form all they offer is a bunch of allegedly user-submitted shots of random babes (not all of whom are even naked) culled from various personals sites along with some pretty sneaky click-through ads for an adult dating site. Then again, at least some of the girls are naked. Maybe we should try to look on the positive side?

· We Love Naked Girls (welovenakedgirls.com)

Porn pictures that have been digitally enhanced into a state of glossy hyperrealistic perfection are nothing new—but what are we to make of porn pictures that are digitally enhanced to the point of not being pornographic anymore? We're not sure if the anonymous author of this blog lifted these creations from a certain thread at Something Awful a while back or created them him/herself, but as far as we're concerned they're still among the best things we've come across since lolpr0n. (And those examples which are not only Photoshopped and Painted beyond recognition but have lolpr0n captions too? Even better!

· ex-porn pictures (exporn.blogspot.com)

Previously: When Porn Isn't Porn, Unporn, Non Porn Zone, Porn Remixes, Porn, Not, SFW Porn

The design connoisseurs at Crib Candy present a collection of 25 pieces of "furniture, decoration and accessories that will send the right message when you bring someone back to your crib" (i.e., "I am flush enough to be able to afford over a thousand dollars on a custom built mahogany and bamboo silk sex chair, and therefore you should boink me.") Of course, we here at Fleshbot Central are already up to our dirtpipes in sexy design books, bug porn, and infidelity kits ... but if anyone wants to pick us up some public sex-themed planters or a set of boobshelves, we couldn't think of a more appropriate hostess gift the next time you come visit.

· "25 sexy times at home" (cribcandy.com - thanks Sturtle)