<![CDATA[Fleshbot: football]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: football]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/football http://fleshbot.com/tag/football <![CDATA[Penthouse Salutes The Hottest WAGs Of The NFL]]> Professional football kicks off next week—so what better time to salute the lovely ladies who've paired up with players? This month's issue of Penthouse takes a long hard look at the top ten NFL WAGs.

Not surprisingly, most of the women who landed on the list have, at one time or another, posed in some state of undress (that's how we know they're hot!). You'll have to buy Penthouse if you want to actually see their tribute to these WAGs...but we still managed to dig up some pretty sexy photos of the ladies who made the list. Take a gander below—and let us know who you're glad to see on the list (and who was unfairly left off).

1. Vida Guerra (Jeremy Shockey, TE, New Orleans Saint)

2. Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia, QB, Oakland Raiders )

3. Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush, RB, New Orleans Saint)

4. Brande Roderick (Cade McNown, QB, Chicago Bears)

5. Heather Kozar (Tim Couch, QB, Cleveland Browns)

6. Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta, S, St. Louis Rams)

7. Kendra Wilkinson (Hank Baskett, WR, Philadelphia Eagles)

8. Jessica Simpson (Tony Romo, QB, Dallas Cowboys)

9. Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady, QB, New England Patriots)

10. Mercedes Lindsay (Jason Campbell, QB, Washington Redskins)

· Penthouse (penthouse.com)
· List via Nudography (nudography.com)

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<![CDATA[Football Parody Porn Set To Change The Way You View John Madden]]> And now for something completely bizarre: X-Play has just announced the upcoming release of "Not Monday Night Football XXX." Well, with all those tight ends going deep, it was bound to happen eventually.

What's the vision for this soon-to-be-released porn epic, you ask? Director Will Ryder (of course) puts it this way: "We're combining the best of the Barely Legal girls with football and hilarious legendary TV announcers all in one classic sex comedy that will appeal to fans everywhere." Also some sort of rip in space-time allows announcers from multiple eras to join together in porny, footbally goodness. And who says porn is out of ideas?

· X-Play (allmediaplay.com)

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<![CDATA[Porn Invades The Super Bowl]]> We spent most of the Super Bowl crossing our fingers that we'd get to see some sexy ads (we didn't). If only we'd been in Tucson—we could have seen some honest-to-goodness porn!

Or at least pornstar penis, in any case. During the final few minutes of the game, Comcast subscribers had their broadcast interrupted by none other than Evan Stone. Check the video above to relive the magic—and hey, can anyone identify what porn the clip is from?

UPDATE: The clip is reportedly from Club Jenna's "18 'n' Up Wet Poons." And check out what Evan had to say about his 30 seconds of football stardom.

UPDATE 2: Check out Evan Stone's last brush with mainstream stardom on South Park. And, our good friend Violet Blue reports that the clip was originally from "Wild Cherries 4 5," which Club Jenna then repackaged.

UPDATE 3: Evan's partner in crime has been identified as the lovely Tristan Kingsley. Learn more about her here.

· Comcast Super Bowl Porn (comcastsuperbowlporn.com)

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<![CDATA[Fantasy Football Becomes A Reality]]> Back in the early days of the Lingerie Football League, we daydreamed that the once-a-year halftime extravaganza might one day become a full-fledged sport, with a real season and everything. Well, it seems that someone was listening to our prayers: come September 4, 2009, the LFL will kick off its first full season, with 10 teams across the nation fighting for the chance to play in the Lingerie Bowl. Can't wait until next September? Don't worry—there's always the Lingerie Bowl VI this February.

· Lingerie Football League (lflus.com)

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<![CDATA[1st And Ten, Do It Again]]> Taking your girlfriend up to the rocks overlooking the football stadium is an excellent cheap date, but just remember that if you can see into the stadium, everyone in the stadium can see you too. (YouTube, via Deadspin)

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<![CDATA[ The New York Jets will have none of the...]]> The New York Jets will have none of the halftime boobie flashing shenanigans that plagued their stadium last year. That's why they hired Jenn Sterger—a girl whose only claim to fame is shaking her own stuff at Florida State football games—to be their new "gameday host". Yes, from now on, all leering must be done through proper team channels, thank you very much. (nj.com + newyorkjets.com + Deadspin; Jenn's Playboy pics are @ 121s.com.)

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<![CDATA[ So we guess that wasn't Terrell Owens admiring...]]> So we guess that wasn't Terrell Owens admiring Vanessa Lee on a Miami street, but some other tall black guy who has been mysteriously cropped out of the Bang Bros. preview photo for no reason at all. It was an honest mistake! (Deadspin)

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<![CDATA[Super Bowl Cheerleaders: Advantage Patriots]]> Apparently there's some sort of important sports contest this weekend and while we're no gambling experts, we think we have a pretty solid idea of who is going to win the Big Game: as with all sporting events, the easiest way to determine the winner is to look at the cheerleaders. A hotter, more enthusiastic pep squad means happier, better players ... and that means victory. (It's just common sense.) So after doing some research, it's clear that you should place all your money on the New England Patriots this Sunday: their support squad is sexy, upbeat, has their own swimsuit calendar, and even dressed up in naughty Halloween costumes for their team's October game. Also? The New York Giants don't even have cheerleaders. It's a miracle they got this far at all.

· New England Patriots CheerLeaders (photos + more @ patriots.com)
· Cheerleaders of the 2008 NFL Playoffs (galleries of all playoff teams @ coedmagazine.com)
· Ranking the Pats Cheerleaders In Their Halloween Costumes (barstoolsports.com)

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<![CDATA[ Who knew that Jenny Hendrix (she of the...]]> Who knew that Jenny Hendrix (she of the Anal Experience) was such a big Jacksonville Jaguars fan? If she can't inspire them to beat the Patriots this weekend, those guys really are invincible. (thenaughtyamerican.com, via lioninoil.blogspot.com)

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<![CDATA[ College football season will be over soon,...]]> College football season will be over soon, but that doesn't mean that you still can't use a little help keeping track of who's playing who in the playoffs this year ... or more importantly, what their cheerleaders look like. Team spirit has rarely smelled looked so sweet. (coedmagazine.com)

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<![CDATA[ Remember when the New York Jets made it...]]> Remember when the New York Jets made it loud and clear that they wouldn't tolerate the boob-flashing spectacle that happens at every halftime? Well, they were so loud and clear that more fans than ever came out to Gate D on Sunday hoping to see the tits. A few of them even stayed for the football game! (nytimes.com)

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<![CDATA[ You've read all about that halftime hooter...]]> You've read all about that halftime hooter flashing frenzy during Jets games ... now thanks to our friends down under (sea level, that is), you can actually watch some poor quality video of average quality football fan boobage too! Seems like an awful lot of screaming for very little return, but what do we know about football anyway? (video @ kodiefiles.nl)

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<![CDATA[ It looks like the New York Jets are so bad...]]> It looks like the New York Jets are so bad this year, their fans have taken up a new sport—getting chicks to whip out their tits on the concourse during halftime. Maybe they should be asking if any of them know how to play quarterback instead. (nytimes.com)

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<![CDATA[ NFL cheerleaders: Now with 360-degree Oglevision...]]> NFL cheerleaders: Now with 360-degree Oglevision and full-motion Dancing Jiggle-Action! We are living in great times people. (houstontexans.com, via Deadspin)

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<![CDATA[Looks like we have another excuse to visit...]]> Looks like we have another excuse to visit Camp Randall Stadium in Wisconsin this weekend (besides a chance to see our alma mater pull the big upset. Go Green!) Everyone knows all the real college football action happens in the bathroom anyway. (uwire.com)

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<![CDATA[Sex Blog Roundup: Go Team!]]> From what we understand, this thing called "football season" started yesterday, and apparently it's a really big deal here in the USA. We here at Fleshbot are all for fun and games involving dudes in tight pants and chicks in short skirts, even if we have a very different understanding of the phrase "three-point conversion." So here's to the rah-rah spirit of that (other) great American pastime as interpreted by the bloggers in today's roundup of some of the best sex writing on the web this week. From someone watching her own porn flick with her boyfriend to couples making cuckolding game plans to dudes enjoying some recreational spanking, we found that more than a few folks out there enjoy scoring ... no matter what the penalties may be.

Grab your pom-poms and meet Chelsea Girl under the bleachers after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Charrrrrged-up Weekend

So I made my season purchase at the stadium store which consisted of a cute little Chargers beanie, LaDainian Tomlinson jersey (what I wouldn't give to meet him and Shawne Merriman *sigh*), and a cheesy pompom that I get to obnoxiously wave in MVP's face at the next game. He, in turn, bought one of those lame ass foam fingers, presumably to shove up my ass while I'm jumping up and down cheering. Cheer Pompom vs. Foam Finger. . . it's on!

The weekend went very well and I had a combination of hot fantasy sex with MVP, work, and recreation. Our Friday night sex session was to-die-for! I was finally able to watch my scene with Lexington Steele thanks to a fan out there who selflessly made the clip available for me to download.


- Backseat Betty

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Luck?

I remember when I first slept with her.
I remember how she looked sitting on top of me, her flat stomach and proud breasts filling my vision as my erection filled her.

I remember the note she left the next morning, after I had chivalrously left her alone in my flat. A note on an envelope, thanking me for a good time, adorably signed. An impeccably good sport about her philandering host dashing off to honor a previous engagement he had with another lovely lady.


- Handsome White Boy Blues

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We Don't Have Fantasies, We Have Plans

"I want you to pick someone to fuck in front of me. I want to watch you with some guy," he says, arms wrapped around me, as he slowly, languidly slides in and out of me. "I want to watch from start to finish, from when you undress each other to the moment you come, stomachs pressed together, kissing." I am overwhelmed, and can only respond in gasps as he fucks me deeply and whispers desires into my ear.

- Scarlet Woman in Training

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Worshiping Post-erior, Weathering the Storm

By now, her skin on her ass was glowing pink, but also radiating a nice heat from the friction of my spanking.

I put the pelt down, and resumed swatting her. Harder, closer together. I sped up my rhythm, bringing heavier blow after heavier blow down onto her cheeks. Without realizing it, i've snapped. I'm in a completely different world. This world consists of energy, and specific postures, and correction. I felt a connection to her, one i'd needed all week long. Each time i told her to stick her ass out, this connection grew stronger. Every time i pulled back my hand and she winced, this action reinforced the connection.


- The Lustful Quality of Watching Her Erotic Demise

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Clothespins

With dinner behind us and the wine bottle now emptied he suggested we go into his bedroom. He asked to see what I brought with me and I showed him the two canes and then the bag of pins and restraints that I had decided to bring on my own. His eyebrow lifted slightly and he looked at me a bit appraisingly. I think he was pleased that I took the initiative to pick something else out.

I have an issue with clothespins. Clothespins and clamps are the best kind of pain. They do not give that crisp white bite of pain like the cane does...it isn't thuddy like a paddle or snappy like a belt. It is a pain that bites right away and then grows hot and achey. And when there are only a few on it is agony because you have to feel the individual bites and it is so isolated.


- Pixie Pie's Secrets

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Tasks

Around 4 in the afternoon I took another shower and put on a new pair of diapers. It was just a quick rinse off, but I couldn't resist toying with the shower head again with predictable results.

Oh god, I really needed to orgasm, but I had to finish my tasks first before I would allow myself that pleasure. I wore a pair of jeans over the diaper, inserted my butt plug, and considered wearing the butterfly, but it would have been really hard to fit with the jeans and diaper. So off I went to find a bar with a lady tender. They're kind of hard to find at 5 in the afternoon but I did. It was in and "old town" part of a nearby city.


- My Fuck Toy

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See also: Sugasm #95: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via Phat Booty Cheerleaders (TGP/preview gallery @xxrabbit.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

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<![CDATA[Booties 4 Booty]]> One of the most recognizable players in college football this year is USC quarterback John David Booty, a fact that is probably not entirely unrelated to the snicker factor of his last name. (But it is fun to say.) On a less important note, he's actually not bad at his job and is a leading candidate to win the Heisman Trophy. But how can the average fan support John and make sure that voters remember his name when it's time to fill out the ballot? Simple—take a picture of your tush and send it to Booties-4-Booty, an assroots campaign using rear ends to raise awareness of the guy with the strong arm and the funny name. Who knows if it will work, but this is the kind of election-time populism that even non-USC fans can surely get, uh ... behind.

· Booties-4-Booty (booties4booty.com, via lioninoil.blogspot.com)

Previously: Cheerleader Porn Roundup

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<![CDATA[Cheerleader Porn Roundup]]> Even thought football was meant for the weekends, tonight somehow marks the kickoff of Week 1 of the NFL season. Like everyone else in America we're thrilled to have the sport back, but as you have probably guessed, it's not because we're fans of the zone blitz. Football means cheerleaders and cheerleaders means tiny girls in short skirts who are way too enthusiastic about everything. (And usually quite flexible too.) So while everyone else pours over injury reports and betting lines, we did a little research of our own and we think you'll find our pre-game show to be much more interesting than usual—and mercifully free of Terry Bradshaw.

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· Cheerleader pictures and movie galleries (pichunter.com)
· Cheerleader Thumbs (xxxnudecheerleaders.com)

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· Cheerleader Gallery (phun.org)
· Naked Cheerleader Blog (cheerleaders.genblogger.com)

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· Cheerleader Auditions (cheerleaderauditions.com)
· Cheerleader Nude Sex Audition (cheerleader.thumblogger.com)

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· Cheerleaders Hardcore (cheerleadershardcore.com)
· Cum Swapping Cheerleaders (cumswappingcheerleaders.com)

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Previously: NFL Cheerleader Megagallery, Barely Legal Watch: Hayden Panettiere, "Debbie <3 Dallas": The Trailer, Breaking: Debbie Still Doing Dallas

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<![CDATA[ We already passed along these tips for dating...]]> We already passed along these tips for dating the fans of NFC football teams so it's only fair that we include the AFC as well. Although, if your girlfriend (or boyfriend) has the hots for celebrity impregnator Tom Brady you should probably just take a knee and give up. (datehole.com)

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<![CDATA[ Personally, we think July is a little too...]]> Personally, we think July is a little too early to be talking about football ... unless you're talking about the newest NFL cheerleaders in which case we'll let it slide. (Bonus: What to expect from your date based on the NFC team she chooses to root for. These are important topics.) (winningtheturnoverbattle.blogspot.com + datehole.com)

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