Everyone knows that Lexington Steele lays enough pipe to put the plumber out of business, but were you aware that the gardener is about to lose his job, too? It's a recession, homies. Lexington('s veiny member) has more pep than Miracle Gro, so he can make a lot of plants (and voluptuous babes) happy. It's just plain economics.

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Post volume one, we've learned to skip the subtext and just keep things surface model shallow when it comes to our European smut. Just as a cigar is sometimes just a cigar, most of the time a ripe and freshly fucked bunghole doesn't need a great deal of explanation. You're either totally enthralled or repulsed by seeing a hot ass chick get her back door popped open by a chiseled stud packing the donkey dong. It's more like art appreciation class than rocket science.

Flower Tucci pulls her rosebud so far open that we can practically see her lunch up in her pink tushy hole. Saucy Trina Michaels takes an all out anal assault, then proudly displays the results of her previously puckered pooper. Dirty Whitney Stevens gets split hard in her shitter. Gorgeous sex object Sophie Dee turns her anus into a telescope for your amusement, loving the heavy drilling up her backside before taking an epic load. Add to that a laundry list of all star ass(holes) including Audrey Bitoni, Chayse Evans, Luscious Lopez, Holly West, Mackenzee Pierce, and Jayden Jaymes... and once again we've got a winner.

"Tunnel Butts 2" releases next week, but you can witness the goodness right here and now. Get in where you fit in!

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

And, of course, by "in action" we mean "on video tape, attached to a girl who's having sex." Is there anyone else out there who maybe shares our butt fetish? Cause if you are out there, we're happy to report that we've collected a lovely group of clips that should put a nice big smile on your face.

Luscious Lopez black cock anal pounding

Charlotte Stokely - Teens Gone Wild #2

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Pinky has a fat ass

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Lacey Duvalle takes on two cocks

Curvaceous Jayden James rocked hardcore

Super hot Renae Cruz banged hard!

Flower Tucci is a hardcore slut

Alexis Texas sprung a leak

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Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Our last few encounters with director Batts have been a series of incomplete epics, but in this five-scene effort also featuring Flower Tucci, Annette Schwarz, and Arianna Jollee, Batts returns to simple design and glamour photography, delivering a series of fun vignettes starring women any fan of April Flores (Batts' partner in crime) might find similarly appealing.

Two years can be a few generations in Porn (Annette Schwarz is now an airline attendant, for instance), so it is surprising to see Paloma in her pre-Tommy Pistol days, looking just as she did when he (and America) fell in love with her. Of course, she is not paired with Pistol in this movie, rather a dude named Barry Scott, who hastens to clarify that he is the asshole, not her.

We miss you, Gia Paloma. It would not be pandering to say "Come back whenever you feel like it."

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· Aurora Jolie, Flower Tucci, Sinnamon Love (pornhub.com)

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Jayden James

Lacey Duvalle

Aliana Love (kellyfind.com)

Renae Cruz

Donna Red (donnared.com)

Alexis Texas

Olivia O'Lovely

Stacy Adams (pornpros.com)

Ayana Angel (ayanaangelonline.com)

Emma Cummings

Flower Tucci

There's something both oldschool Porn and late-nite cable in Hart's introductions (written by Naz and Ashley Blue), such as that of Sasha Grey ("No one has been able to tame her!"). But where a Skinemax movie would then trot out Nikki Fritz and a softcore rubdown would ensue, by the end of this scene Sasha Grey literally has clothespins coming out of her ass—and she's happy about it.

This five-scene vignette movie filmed for Spain's Private studio has all the trappings of a standard porn BDSM movie — police interrogation, doctor's office ("The doctor is in!"), the humbling of high-status figures - but it is the obvious delight of people like Grey, Audrey Hollander, and Michelle Avanti, along with the delicious hamminess of Hart and Naz' strictly professional crush on his performers, that make this movie special.

· Private (private.com)
· Dave Naz (davenaz.com)
· Buy "House of Sex & Domination" (gamelink.com)

From the press release: "I was sitting around thinking in all my years in the biz, all the sex scenes I've done, what is the best part of the experience, the ultimate? Well, that would be when one girl is sucking my cock and another is eating my ass. Or, one girl sitting on my face and the other eating my ass. Or, two girls eating my ass at once... you get the idea! I thought, 'why not make a movie about it?' And so Asseaters Unanimous 16: Dinner for Two was born."

We assure you that these are Before photos.

"Asseaters Unanimous 16" also stars Jandi Lin, Jada Fire, Angel Eyes, Naudia Nyce, Darryl Hanah, Flower Tucci, Carolyn Reese, Roxy DeVille, Adrianna Nicole, Holly Wellin, Dana DeArmond, and Paris Gables.

We are sorry that we have nothing else to tell you about this movie, since we're already late for dinner for the rest of our lives.

· Evolution Distribution (evolutiondist.com)

The lovely Ms. Kross stars with Lorena Sanchez and Flower Tucci in this small gem of a porn movie, which we're hoping will get at least the fifteen minutes of fame it deserves before "Pirates 2" comes down the pipe later this year and drowns everything in its path. In the meantime, savor these special moments with Kayden via the preview gallery below.

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)

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Previously: Ninn Worx Wants You To "Meet Kayden", Fleshbot Reads Your Thoughts: Kayden Kross

Sometimes male performers can't perform, and are sent home. But women with an advertised talent for squirting sometimes don't squirt. In such cases they stay right where they are and the movie changes around them.

I make it rain / Who make it rain? / I make it rain/ Ooooo! announces the theme song to "I Make It Rain."

Why Depth is a sex therapist in this movie is unclear, as Chase knows everything she needs to do. Maybe her health insurance allowed her more sessions than she actually needed and she decided to use them all up, the way I did when I got that gift certificate to Claim Jumper and ate all that food just so I wouldn't appear ungrateful.

Squirting came to the fore in the western world's mind with the advent of Cytherea, who was a slip of a thing. But Depth chooses women who are a bit thicker, like Chase (pictured)), Flower Tucci, Jada Fire, and Cindy Crawford, and that makes all the difference.

But Chase does not erupt volcanically. "There it is! There it is!" cries Depth at one point, but it seems more for the benefit of fraud lawyers.

Still, Chase has a smoky, scratchy Brenda Vaccaro voice, which makes up for a lot. I think Depth, deprived of such a graphic display of squirting, fell in love instead.

· John E. Depth (itsabigblackthing.com)
· Buy "I Make It Rain" (gamelink.com)

Zane said that the dude who got paintballed while wearing a jockstrap has - shocking! - left the production, so the organization has some openings. Interested parties should e-mail here.

· Evolution Distribution (evolutiondist.com)
· Buy "Punkdurass 2" (adultdvdemart.com)

See more snaps after the gap.

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People really have fun at these events. In the background is Cousin Stevie, 65, uttering some variant of "I can't believe I get to do this."

Heather Silk's lactation (she's a second-time mom) became a hot topic during the day.

Flower Tucci has back and knows its marketing potential. Her instruction to the cameraman was, "Go in low so my ass looks huge."

The raw and the cooked: Tucci oils up Silk before lathering up herself.

· Cousin Stevie (cousinstevie.com)
· Flower Tucci (flowertucci.com)
· Amber Peach (amberpeachxxx.com)
· Heather Silk (heathersilk.com)

"You've got a thick-ass 17-inch PowerBook, I see," I said, knowing that if a crashing satellite had cut me off before I mentioned the Mac product my last words on this Earth would still have been true. "What do you think of the MacBook Air?" I asked.

"Too flimsy," she said.

· Flower Tucci (flowertucci.com)

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Lucky bastard Cousin Stevie is joined by Heather Silk, who came from Florida to star in the upcoming 24th installment of his "Pussy Party" series.

"I thought you loved me best," said (Another Reason To Love) Canada's Tina Tyler as we snapped a picture of some here-today-gone-tomorrow 19-year-old flibbertigibbet. We do love you best, Tina; if you would only let us cry.

We were embarrassed when the appearance of gay porn auteur Michael Lucas and Titan vice president Keith Webb caused us to lose control of our camera. We took several bad pictures and Lucas' face did not move an inch. Finally he said, "Just stand back there and take it."

Ashley Steel (whom we taught Latin) celebrated her semi-anniversary with Internet gadfly Halcyon Styn. "Are you living in Styn?" we probed. "No, but I keep Q-Tips at his house," said Steel.

· "XBIZ Announces 2008 Awards Winners" (xbiz.com)

Urban legend or not, intrepid director Chris Streams wastes no time exploiting it in his newest release for Jules Jordan Video, the moistly titled "Squirt Machines". In fact the aptly named director wades in past his knees with an extra juicy effort delivering plenty of soaking good fun that's good to the very last drop. (Did we miss anything?)

The cast consists of such acknowledged liquid machines of lust as Jenna Presley, Amber Peach, Ema Hart, Bobby Star, Sophie Dee, Savannah Stern, Jada Fire, Flower Tucci, Chelsea, and newcomer Sidnee Jenkins performing her first ever on camera anal scene. As to whether or not their squirting abilities are real (or whether these girls are just pissing all over the place), it's up to you, dear viewer, to decide ... along with the existence of fairies, unicorns, merpeople, and Compassionate Conservatives.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks: The Squirting Loophole, Splish-Splash Photoplay of the Moment: "Squirts Ilustrated", Momo's Science Experiment: Japanese Squirting Fun, Liquid Love: The G-Spot Explosion, Jada Fire Really Is Squirtwoman

While Jesse Jane rovided interview wrap-ups from a stage just outside the Awards, Casey Parker was Playboy's Girl on the Floor, and as such she probably appeared in more photographs than anyone. By the end f the evening she was just as chipper as in the beginning. Here she chats with jessica drake about oing anal. ("You don't just dive in," drake said.)

Flower Tucci can always be counted on for an outfit that seems at once accessible and impossibly out of reach. Here she confounds us with a prize that could only be won after several frustrating hours of unlacing.

Marco Banderas and partner Lisa DeMarco (get it?) cut striking figures, but what was more impressive was Banderas' skill at turning just in time toward any camera aimed at him from anywhere in the room, as if to say, "Hola, Fleshbot readers!"

I hear things are just as bad up in Lake Erie.

We have never been sure of Robin Leach's function at this event, but we always see him. Leach's own cameraman was beloved of porn stars for asking Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick who they were (thugh he did recognize Jameson beau Tito Ortiz). Meanwhile, Leach kept a personal record of the Not So Rich and Famous.

At the opposite end of the carpet performers were kept in yet another holding pen.

Former performer Joe Lawrence and signees of his talent agency were the last to walk the red carpet. Much of the press had left at this time since the awards show was two hours late, but no porn star was left behind.

Previously: 2008 AVN Awards: Dispatches From The Front

Nadia Styles, Dana DeArmond, Mary Jane, and Flower Tucci were just a handful of the models who were on hand to sign copies; Adam and Eve contract starlet Ava Rose also dropped in to pay her regards, as did Digital Playground's newest addition, Stoya. Eric Kroll, Faria, and Carlos Batts (along with his "Voluptuous Life" star April Flores) were some of the other photographers who made the event. Also spotted were alt porn auteur Eon McKai, Jane Hamilton, Maria Menendez, Malachi, and AVN's Peter Warren.

The scene saw gaggles of Silverlake hipsters milling about, snapping photos, collecting signatures, and sipping wine while slivers of cold rain pelted the panes and steamed up the windows. Afterwards, everyone retired to a Mediterranean restaurant next door and shared hummus from the same bowl. Who says there's no culture left in Los Angeles? -D. Cypher

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· Order: "L.A. Bondage" (Amazon)

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Previously: Dave Naz's "L.A. Bondage" Gallery

Join us after the gap for some familiar faces, all of whom are still around.

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Here's Trina Michaels, a performer of whom we're very fond but who has never become porn-famous. You can see her stripping around the country, for she has very strong legs.

When I took this picture in November 2005, I didn't know who this woman was and I didn't think to ask. After all, everyone else posing was just pulling a boob out here or there but this woman was stark naked. Two years later I met her on the set of "Barely Legal 75" and she was stark naked again! It was only after all those months of mental and physical conditioning that I had the presence of mind to ask her name. This is the delightful Jenny Hendrix.

Before the world fell in love with Joanna Angel, I would have probing conversations with her about her lunch and the Jews. Here she is during one of her first pornic trips to L.A., where she eventually moved (as everyone told her she would).

Finally, the ready-for-anything Flower Tucci outside Porn Star Karaoke, back when flashing was still O.K.

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Previously: Popshots Archive

Breast Awareness Benefits Everyone (b.a.b.e.) embraces the complex concept that breasts might be seen as sexual objects now and then, so the charity and advocacy group founded by breast cancer survivor Marcia Hrichison gleefully employs porn stars at its events, including this year's Babes & Aces Poker Tournament, to be held on the eve of Erotica L.A. at the Hollywood Park Casino.

Scheduled to appear June 21 are everyone from Ava and Mia Rose, Tera Patrick, Sunny Lane, Jesse Jane, Sasha Grey, and Flower Tucci to Smokin' Mary Jane (pictured), as well as a dozen or so other pornish luminaries, each of whom would advise you not to blow your hand. Was that a bad joke? Probably.

But it's a good cause. - GP

· B.A.B.E. Foundation (babefoundation.org)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Because sometimes making it this far is reason enough to celebrate ...

· Cristina Vasquez (babeunion.com)
· Cynthia Arroyo (nude.hu)
· Eufrat & Gitta (babes.coolios.net)
· Evi (kindgirls.com)
· Flower Tucci & Friend (teenist.com)
· Heidy (baberoad.com)

· Jamilya (doctorteen.com)
· Li & Janine (babesdiary.com)
· Katsumi (babe-envy.com)
· Nani Forrester (join2babes.com)
· Neriah Davis (badgirlsblog.com)

· Piper Fawn (teenport.com)
· Sasha (usualgirls.com)
· Shelby Bell (crocogirls.com)
· Tonya (nudespuri.com)
· Ulya (hq69.com)

· Bonus Video: Jana (yourdirtymind.com)

- Dependably curated by Zini

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archives