Flashbot Fleshback: You Take The Good, You Take The Bad ...

A look back at our week that was ...

· Anyone want to help us produce and cast "Not The XXX Facts Of Life"? (We can dream, can't we?)
· Here at Fleshbot, everyone has a valid point of view. Even punks.
· We saw the future, and it looks like a giant penis with legs.

· Roxy Jezel may exist in another time and place, but we would still like to visit.
· Remember: if you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter!
· Actually we enjoyed lots of classic sports moments this week—as far as we're concerned, there's no such thing as an off season!

Flashbot Fleshback: Another Bride, Another June ...

A look back at our week that was ...

· Those F.A.M.E. Award winners: they really are gonna live forever!
· You people are way too good at this. (And that's why we love you.)
· You know, porn stars are just like you, except ... they're not.
· We've got football fever! Sorry, make that soccer fever.
· You know what they say: the only thing that separates a straight guy from gay sex is a six pack a really big check.
· Is that a strap-on in your pocket or ... yep, that's definitely a strap-on.

Flashbot Fleshback: Those Were The Days

A look back at our week that was ...

· No offense to Harrison Ford, but we'd rather see Ava Rose's Holy Grail.
· Dave Naz' new movie reminds us of high scho ... junior hi ... fifth gra ... wait, how old are we again?
· Remember: there's no arguing about who are the hottest women in the adult industry. Unless you want to start your own magazine.
· We "started" offering hardcore porn ... by the minute, that is.
· But how Hardcore is too hardcore? Now we know, unfortunately.

Flashbot Fleshback: We Couldn't Help But Wonder ...

A look back at the week that was ...

· We went for a drive and went to the movies.
· We said goodbye to one old friend ... and said hello to a new one.
· Oh, and we got our eyes checked too.
· We found a new(ish) Japanese fetish to get stuck on... and then found something else to get excited about in our very own living room.
· We learned that the weather has strange effects on some people.
· Then we learned something about videogames ... and maybe a little about ourselves too.

A look back at the week that was ...

· Now this is how you do a political scandal!
· Have you seen the new Indiana Jones movies yet? Those treasure hunters have even more fun than we remembered!
· Hey, Joanna Angel ... other people have to go too, you know?
· We are quite clever with our headlines, aren't we?
· If you're a parent with a kid in college, don't worry. They are up to exactly what you think they're up to.

A look back at the week that was ...

· No matter how you choose to celebrate the month of May, there's no reason masturbation shouldn't be involved.
· So, is it time for our checkup again?
· Sometimes sex just isn't dirty enough. Except when it is.
· We remember when we had a young American body.
· Former glamour models never die ... they just have second thoughts.

Flashbot Fleshback: Tell Your Mom We Said Hi

A look back at the week that was ...

· We stay the same age, but those crazy hipster kids seem to just keep getting younger (and nakeder.)
· Of course, we never thought these people would ever come of age, but somehow they made it!
· Some folks got new jobs, others got promotions, and the rest of us just wanted a raise.
· You could learn something from Sasha Grey, if only you would stop drooling on yourself and pay attention.

Flashbot Fleshback: Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been Experienced?

A look back at the week that was ...

· Jimi Hendrix kissed the sky with some foxy ladies, except maybe he didn't. At least we got a valuable history lesson out of it.
· If you haven't figured out yet why we're such Lorelei Lee fans, well ... we're sorry that your eyesight is so bad.
· When it comes to her fans, Ava Devine is very hands-on.
· We all have our "Heavy Loads" to bear.

Flashbot Fleshback: Those Who Forget The Lessons Of History Are Doomed To Watch The Porn Version

A look back at the week that was ...

· They say that history is written by the winners, unless some porn studio gets to it first.
· So that's what it looks like when 300 sweaty Greek guys get replaced a few hot babes!
· Kimberly Kane has worked in some interesting places. Sadly, our office is not one of them.
· Meanwhile, Hillary Scott is much better at this game than that silly Carmen Sandiego ...

A look back at the week that was ...

· We think we've exhausted all the Passover jokes ... for now.
· Finally, some "Top Shelf" entertainment that we would actually put on our top shelf. (It will be more comfortable up there.)
· Hey, it's the "Marilyn Monroe" "blowjob" film that's totally "valuable" and "authentic." Also, we are "handsome" and "powerful" "billionaires."
· They grow up so fast, don't they?
· Maybe now would be a good time for you to ask for a promotion at work.
· We hope Sasha Grey got everything she asked for this year.
· Can't anyone speak proper English around heer? Er ... here.
· Remember, porn is serious business. Of course, that doesn't mean you can't do some serious fapping to it as well.

Flashbot Fleshback: Generation MILF

A look back at the week that was ...

· If it weren't for Stoya, we would never get any work done around here. Sometimes we think she's the only reason we show up for work at all.
· Freedom is a precious thing ... especially when it comes to enemas.
· Our Fukking Masheens Contest: Let us show u it!
· You thought you were over the whole MILF thing, but resistance is futile.
· If Tristan Taormino says the G-spot really exists, we believe.
· Feminists don't hate porn. They just hate bad porn.

A look back at the week that was ...

· Well, that was fun. Let's do it again next year! (Or not!)
· This was the best clash of the titans since ... well, "Clash Of The Titans"
· Just because a movie is arty and stuff doesn't mean it can't still have porn in it.
· Good thing we have the media to alert us to secret sex films that aren't really secret ... otherwise, we would have had one less thing to post about this week.
· So ... is that a book on your coffee table, or are you just happy to see us?

Flashbot Fleshback: Smells Like Team Spirit

A look back at the week that was ...

· How much would you pay for a Tabitha Stevens blowjob? It's a bargain at any price, really.
· Yes, people actually eat these things.
· Jamye Waxman shows us that going in search of the female orgasm is almost as much fun as having one.
· We know it's mean to laugh at the misfortune of others, but we will never get tired of watching this.
· In straight porn, when a gal takes it in the ass for the first time it's a big deal. In gay porn, when a guy takes it in the ass for the first time it's a big deal too. See? Things aren't that much different after all!

Flashbot Fleshback: Sex And The Cities

A look back at the week that was ...

· It's always fun to speculate about what celebrities are really like in private, but we prefer to just imagine whatever we want.
· This is the longest free look you will ever get with a high-priced prostitute, so enjoy it while it lasts.
· And this is the most fun you've ever had spending a night on the town ... and you didn't even have to put your pants on!
· Retirement? What retirement?
· Another one bites the dust, and leaves some pretty deep teeth marks.
· Do you have what it takes to make it in "Young Hollywood"? If you have to ask, then the answer is probably no.
· Prepare to get your heart broken (and other things, if you're lucky) by Scarlett Pain.
· These malaicious whores just never stop, do they?
· Remember, sometimes that too good to be true celebrity gossip is too good to be true. Except when it's actually true. It can go either way, really.

Flashbot Fleshback: You'll Always Be Client No. 1 In Our Book

A look back at the week that was ...

· If there's one good thing we can say about Eliot Spitzer it's that the man knows how to go out with a bang.
· Don't give up that dream of you and Tera Patrick on a deserted island just yet.
· The sex Jesse Jane doesn't show you is even hotter than the stuff you willingly pay to watch. Think about that.
· Are you worried that you might not be "alt" enough? Don't sweat it; you aren't.
· No matter who wins this battle , we all win the war.
· If only the United Nations worked this way.
· One of our writers would have contributed more this week, but he was a little tied up.
· Forget Hulk and Iron Man — Bat Pussy will save us all!
· Remember, things on the internet are not always what they seem. Yes, we were shocked too.

Flashbot Fleshback: And The Winner Is ... You!

A look back at the week that was ...

· We tried to help Oscar winners reveal a more personal side of themselves, but at least one can show you her own vag without our help, thank you very much.
· We proved that this is the greatest stuff that the internet has to offer, so don't even argue.

Flashbot Fleshback: We Were Made For Lovin' You, Baby

A look back at the week that was ...

· So ... that happened. We still can't believe we got through the entire week without some kind of "rock n' roll all nite" or a "party everyday" reference. Oops!
· Oh, and this happened too. At least we finally answered the biggest question about Lindsay Lohan: Yes, the freckles are real.

Flashbot Fleshback: A Tsunami Of Flavor

A look back at the week that was ...

· This is just well ... it just is, we suppose.
· Kastumi's back! Maybe? Can we just call her Kat?
· Yes, that's going in your ass, so you better get used to it.
· We've really got to talk to our bosses again about that transfer to the Rio office.
· Everybody say "Hi" to the new girl. Any volunteers to show her around town?
· Gay fashion icons and pro wrestling babes together in one room? Is that what's known as "the singularity"?
· Here's the best reason not to leave the house this weekend. As if you needed one.
· Remember, Mac, PC, Linux ... it doesn't matter, because you are all nerds.