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We all look forward to a future where virtual reality and automated dual-pleasuring fembots allow us to have thoroughly realistic sex with any pornstar of our choosing. But what if the pornstars don't want us? What if, instead of replicating themselves for our carnal amusement, they build their own series of Terminator-like fuckborgs that never age, never get tired and never forget the foreplay? When that day arrives, it will be dark one indeed for us air-breathing meatbags.
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Asia Carrera's Final Frontier
We all look forward to a future where virtual reality and automated dual-pleasuring fembots allow us to have thoroughly realistic sex with any pornstar of our choosing. But what if the pornstars don't want us? What if, instead of replicating themselves for our carnal amusement, they build their own series of Terminator-like fuckborgs that never age, never get tired and never forget the foreplay? When that day arrives, it will be dark one indeed for us air-breathing meatbags.
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Taylor Rain is a woman on a mission: she's here to take her clothes off, walk around, give a blowjob, and get a messy facial. If only our government were so determined and forthright in its goals—although, presumably, walking around naked and giving blowjobs to everyone wouldn't do much to help our current foreign (or domestic) troubles. Then again....
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Here Comes Taylor Rain Again
Taylor Rain is a woman on a mission: she's here to take her clothes off, walk around, give a blowjob, and get a messy facial. If only our government were so determined and forthright in its goals—although, presumably, walking around naked and giving blowjobs to everyone wouldn't do much to help our current foreign (or domestic) troubles. Then again....
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They say that cleanliness is next to godliness, but we're not sure that Zeus and his pals ever spent this much time on personal grooming. Even if they did, they probably didn't have this much fun. Personally, we find all these intimate maintenance issues to be a gigantic pain in the ass, but we usually don't have a friend available to do it for us. Maybe that's what we've been missing—with help like this we would always have a good reason to stay squeaky clean instead of ... well, let's just say it's a good thing that we work by ourselves from home, OK?
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Rub-A-Dub-Dub: Two Girls, One Tub
They say that cleanliness is next to godliness, but we're not sure that Zeus and his pals ever spent this much time on personal grooming. Even if they did, they probably didn't have this much fun. Personally, we find all these intimate maintenance issues to be a gigantic pain in the ass, but we usually don't have a friend available to do it for us. Maybe that's what we've been missing—with help like this we would always have a good reason to stay squeaky clean instead of ... well, let's just say it's a good thing that we work by ourselves from home, OK?
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You've seen the same scene a hundred times before: a couple in love enjoying themselves in the glory of nature while cheesy music plays in the background. Except this time, instead of boring us with stories about how some fancy new genital herpes medication has saved their relationship and enabled them to love again, this couple just gets down and dirty and shows us just exactly how much they love each other... not to mention how much they love that sweet, sweet ass sex. Hey, we've always said that actions speak louder than words. And who needs a Valtrex prescription anyway?
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Fresh Mountain Air Does A Body Good
You've seen the same scene a hundred times before: a couple in love enjoying themselves in the glory of nature while cheesy music plays in the background. Except this time, instead of boring us with stories about how some fancy new genital herpes medication has saved their relationship and enabled them to love again, this couple just gets down and dirty and shows us just exactly how much they love each other... not to mention how much they love that sweet, sweet ass sex. Hey, we've always said that actions speak louder than words. And who needs a Valtrex prescription anyway?
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Love, Hawaiian Style
Sure, you've had sex a bajillion times—but you want that bajillion and first time to be special. What can you do to really make it a night to remember? You could always try adding in a theme to spice things up ... and we hear going Hawaiian makes sex hot, hot, hot! One tip, though: instead of wearing the lei around your neck, try wearing it around your waist. It's extra saucy that way! More »
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Despite all the evidence we've collected on the topic, we're not going to pretend that we're experts on how to throw the perfect threeway. But we're pretty certain that things will turn out demonstrably better for everyone if the third person involved is, you know ... awake. And when you switch partners, we also don't think it's necessary for the original member of the band to leave the room. Doesn't that sort of go against the spirit of the whole enterprise? It is a numbers game after all, and if you can't balance the equation properly, maybe you should avoid those higher-level math classes.
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Three Is Still The Magic Number
Despite all the evidence we've collected on the topic, we're not going to pretend that we're experts on how to throw the perfect threeway. But we're pretty certain that things will turn out demonstrably better for everyone if the third person involved is, you know ... awake. And when you switch partners, we also don't think it's necessary for the original member of the band to leave the room. Doesn't that sort of go against the spirit of the whole enterprise? It is a numbers game after all, and if you can't balance the equation properly, maybe you should avoid those higher-level math classes.
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We Love Popwhore And Popwhore Loves Cock
Self-proclaimed "Popwhore" Tatum Reed is a woman who's true to her words. On more than a few occasions, she's publicly announced her love of sucking big cocks—she even says so in her bio on her official website! Lest you think that's just a PR stunt, however, she's putting her money where her mouth is (so to speak) and showing us all just how much she loves them. And yeah, it's a lot. See for yourself after the jump. More »
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This whole topless Aussie pop starlet scandal took us totally by surprise, and we've feeling a bit discombobulated ever since those Aussie tabloids starting getting all verklempt about the situation. So we're feeling like we just want to get back to those things we really understand. You know, the simple thing in life ... like dirtpipe milkshakes, ass smoothies, and Sasha Grey getting throatfucked. There's only one of those three in the following video, but it was enough to get us back on track. It might look too comfortable for Sasha, but it goes down mighty easy for us.
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Back To Basics With Sasha Grey
This whole topless Aussie pop starlet scandal took us totally by surprise, and we've feeling a bit discombobulated ever since those Aussie tabloids starting getting all verklempt about the situation. So we're feeling like we just want to get back to those things we really understand. You know, the simple thing in life ... like dirtpipe milkshakes, ass smoothies, and Sasha Grey getting throatfucked. There's only one of those three in the following video, but it was enough to get us back on track. It might look too comfortable for Sasha, but it goes down mighty easy for us.
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Here's a little word to the wise: never play "Truth or Dare" in a hot tub with five lesbians. You just know that there's no way you're getting out of that hot tub with your swimsuit intact ... and who knows how many toys, fingers or other things will end up inside you before it's all over? And we don't want to sound prejudiced here, but why do lesbians always choose the Dare option anyway? They're just asking for trouble that way. (Wait, did we tell you never to play this game in a hot tub with lesbians? Obviously that was a huge mistake.)
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Flesh Flicks: If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Hot Tub
Here's a little word to the wise: never play "Truth or Dare" in a hot tub with five lesbians. You just know that there's no way you're getting out of that hot tub with your swimsuit intact ... and who knows how many toys, fingers or other things will end up inside you before it's all over? And we don't want to sound prejudiced here, but why do lesbians always choose the Dare option anyway? They're just asking for trouble that way. (Wait, did we tell you never to play this game in a hot tub with lesbians? Obviously that was a huge mistake.)
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It seems that Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel has started a trend: fucking in bathrooms is all the rage these days! Of course, as will happen, the trend has already started to evolve and take on a new life. These crazy kids aren't content to keep their amorous activities in the bathroom alone; they have to move them to other areas of the house as well. Fucking in the bathroom and in the bedroom? What will they think of next?
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Fuck Me In The Bathroom ... And Everywhere Else
It seems that Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel has started a trend: fucking in bathrooms is all the rage these days! Of course, as will happen, the trend has already started to evolve and take on a new life. These crazy kids aren't content to keep their amorous activities in the bathroom alone; they have to move them to other areas of the house as well. Fucking in the bathroom and in the bedroom? What will they think of next?
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It takes a lot of ingenuity and more than a little bit of guts to take two much-beloved porn tropes and mash them together like so many potatoes (that have also been mashed). But that's exactly what happened it today's Very Special Episode of Flesh Flicks, which will delight fans of both the naughty schoolgirl and the rogue stable boy! We always kind of hoped those two kids would get together ... they just seem so right for each other. See if it was worth the wait after the jump.
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Flesh Flicks: A Roll In The Hay
It takes a lot of ingenuity and more than a little bit of guts to take two much-beloved porn tropes and mash them together like so many potatoes (that have also been mashed). But that's exactly what happened it today's Very Special Episode of Flesh Flicks, which will delight fans of both the naughty schoolgirl and the rogue stable boy! We always kind of hoped those two kids would get together ... they just seem so right for each other. See if it was worth the wait after the jump.
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Snowboarding Your Way To A Better Sex Life
If you're looking to find someone (or someones) to keep your bed warm at night, it helps to have some special talent or skill you can use to impress potential paramours. Knowing how to snowboard is always a good one, since it's just unusual enough an activity to grab their attention. And if you can do it in the nude? Even better! At least it seems to have worked out pretty well for this gal. We can't wait to try it ourselves. Remind us when snowboarding season starts again? More »
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How To Have A Successful Threesome: Advanced Study
We've already covered the basics of a successful threesome — but what about those times you want to go beyond entry-level activity? Whether it's your first threeway or your fiftieth, you might want to consider mixing things up even more with a change of location. It could be something as simple as renting a hotel room, or something as fancy as doing it out in the ocean in front of some of your fellow boating enthusiasts (if you want to score extra points for exhibitionism). Whatever you choose, just remember: at the end of the day, it's the people you're with who really matter.
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Being a flight attendant is hard work. There's long hours cramped up in flying metal tubes, serving (and eating) horrible food, interminable waits in boring airports. And worst of all, you can't be seen in public without your trademark hat and scarf. How else are dudes in every city you visit supposed to know that you're just passing through for the evening and need a place stay? Which leads to another difficult part of the job: all the sex. After all, you do have to live up to all those porn stereotypes about your profession. It's tough life—but just think of the money you save on airfare!
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Flesh Flicks: Around The World
Being a flight attendant is hard work. There's long hours cramped up in flying metal tubes, serving (and eating) horrible food, interminable waits in boring airports. And worst of all, you can't be seen in public without your trademark hat and scarf. How else are dudes in every city you visit supposed to know that you're just passing through for the evening and need a place stay? Which leads to another difficult part of the job: all the sex. After all, you do have to live up to all those porn stereotypes about your profession. It's tough life—but just think of the money you save on airfare!
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The True Player's Guide To Picking Up Chicks
You've got the car, you've got the suit ... now all you need is the babe to go with it all. Of course, you could find one in a club or pick one up at a bar or even hunt around Craigslist. Or you could just wait around outside a supermarket until some girl who really needs to pee walks by! If you show her the bathroom, she's bound to be grateful—and we're pretty sure she'll fuck you as a demonstration of her gratitude. Heck, she'll probably even give you anal! Don't believe us? Check out this instructional guide after the jump. It could happen to you! More »
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We've heard a lot in the news lately about some of the new methods and policies that police departments around the country have been using to decrease crime and increase the efficiency of their operations. Coincidentally, we've been seeing more than our usual share of police-themed porn movies these days as well. But why haven't any law enforcement agencies tried putting some of these methods into action in real life? For example: if a police officer showed up at our door wearing hot pants and fishnets, we'd fall in line pretty quick. (Although from what we see here, disobeying might be a lot more fun.)
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Fuck The Police! (No, Really)
We've heard a lot in the news lately about some of the new methods and policies that police departments around the country have been using to decrease crime and increase the efficiency of their operations. Coincidentally, we've been seeing more than our usual share of police-themed porn movies these days as well. But why haven't any law enforcement agencies tried putting some of these methods into action in real life? For example: if a police officer showed up at our door wearing hot pants and fishnets, we'd fall in line pretty quick. (Although from what we see here, disobeying might be a lot more fun.)
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We've never really thought of hockey as a sexy sport, even if the hockey players at our school always did get the hottest chicks. All that bulky equipment leaves everything to the imagination—and anyone who's been hit by a 90-mph slap shot will tell you that you should never take off your protective cup for any reason. Still, all that ice does give couples an excuse to huddle together for warmth. And there are few things more exciting in sports than watching a talented puck handler slice through the defense and stick one in the goalie's five hole. No wonder Canadians spend so much time on those frozen ponds.
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She Shoots, She Scores!
We've never really thought of hockey as a sexy sport, even if the hockey players at our school always did get the hottest chicks. All that bulky equipment leaves everything to the imagination—and anyone who's been hit by a 90-mph slap shot will tell you that you should never take off your protective cup for any reason. Still, all that ice does give couples an excuse to huddle together for warmth. And there are few things more exciting in sports than watching a talented puck handler slice through the defense and stick one in the goalie's five hole. No wonder Canadians spend so much time on those frozen ponds.
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