Who are these lovely young ladies? The one on the left has 3 tattoos. 4 Chinese characters above a horizontal dragon on her upper back and 2 Chinese characters above her right butt. This screen shot comes from a lesbian scene with fisting and strap on. Name the movie for extra points.

At left: A close up of the tattoo in question.

True, it may take some time and effort to properly master the art—but with a little practice and a lot of lube, you'd be surprised what can fit up there (and how much you like it, too!)

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Now, ladies, when fisting your slave, you should make sure that she's completely bound first. We can't have any sliding around, otherwise it won't work. If you do everything right, you should hear a sound. Tupperware has their patented burp; we have the patented slave-girl-moaning-in-French.

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The slender young lady is called Ashley, and she is being fisted by someone called Katie—the names are mentioned but not spelled. There is a male voiceover describing what is going on. Who is the fistee, where can I find more of her, and where did this clip come from?

Whether it's taboo, risqué or just plain dirty, this week's selected sex bloggers are being very, very bad. And getting very, very good at it. We've got peepers at the lingerie store, an al fresco tryst in the woods, and a good and rough blowjob, to whet your appetite. Oh, and speaking of wet, remind us to tell you about the guy who practically fisted his lady's bum.

Hmm, guess we just did.

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Dressing Room Voyeur

I remembered the curtain and turned to seal that gap; as my hand went up I noticed the waiting guy staring right at me. Very boldly.

Startled and embarrassed I jumped back, my heart racing. Wondering what he saw. Feeling self conscious of my body. In a minute my adrenaline rush cleared and I peered out cautiously. ... I saw him watching my space and he offered a tentative, flirtatious smile.

—This Could Be Dangerous

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Flirting With Submission, Part 2

I haven't always appreciated men shoving my head down onto their members, but something about Mark's combination of gentlemanly behavior and aggressiveness makes every feminine urge in me ignite. I loved the feeling of his hard cock in my mouth, his hands pulling my hair, positioning me where he wanted me, making me take more than I could handle till I choked on him. I keep getting wet again just thinking about it.

—The Adventures of a Sexy PTA Mom

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Making You Mine

"Do you need to come, little one?" I whisper. "Tell me... tell me if you need it..."

The tone is soft but the implication is still there. You know that your orgasm is entirely dependent now upon my will and you already realise that I'm going to make you beg. You know you'll surrender willingly.

—Dirtyboy's Dirty Thoughts

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The Canoe and the Knotty Branch

I set her down on a fallen, mossy log. She looked up to me as she sat down, as I started to bring my hands to my zipper and lower it with a smirk. She reached to unbuckle my leather belt and I dropped my clothes to my bare feet, held the growing girth of me in my hands, stroking her new boyfriend's dick, and slowly brought my cockhead to her pouty, willing mouth.

—Urban Roguery

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Maybe Next Time

I pull out of her and reach for the bottle of lube on the bedside table. She's still lying on her back with her forearms behind her knees, spreading herself wide, putting herself on show. A three-course gourmet feast of clit, cunt and arse.

—Northern Lights and Sleepless Nights

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He Wants to Cheat With Me . . . Again.

I literally forget whats going on and I have snap myself back to the present

Two sweet teas and a diet coke to table # 302, don't forget extra lemons.

I try so hard not to imagine him slamming into me, my hands grasping the nearest sturdy object to steady myself and crying out while his hands cut into me, their strong grip working with his rhythm to propel both of our satisfaction factors.

Just stop! Bread to bar top # 110.

—Allegory of an Underage Femme Fatale

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Thumbnail Star: Zsanett, courtesy of Teen Dreams (teendreams.com)
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After shooting her scene for "Strapped Dykes," Aiden gave us a peek at her hands (and gave Syd Blakovich a little bit more than a peek, if you know what we mean). Now if only pornographers were free to film fisting scenes without worrying about those pesky obscenity charges... we think "Aiden Starr: Born To Fist" could be a really excellent series.

· Aiden Starr (aidenstarr.net)

Well, anyway, it's incredibly, unbelievably hot, and we're still drooling over Ami and Andrea, and the little show they put on for (and with) Alex. Granted, we happen to have a thing for hot girls (and fisting!), but we're guessing that we're not the only ones (just a hunch).

And if we're right, well, we've got some good news: there's even more where that came from—this fancy clip (as well as all the other Little Mutt clips we've run) was edited down in HD from more than 45 minutes of footage (available from Little Mutt, natch).

And, of course, we've got some extra bonus photos for you, too. Click the Little Mutt link below... and enjoy the porny goodness.

· "Watched" (littlemutt.com)

Given that fisting is already a varsity level sex act, and that giving one's self the old reach around requires an intense amount of flexibility (or at least really good positioning)... well, this girl deserves a gold medal. Or a blue ribbon. Or at least an extensive amount of praise and video views. Who's with us?

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Seriously, she's so fucking adorable and gets all pink and happy when she makes her friend come twice. For real.
As in, not only is she just the sweetest thing, she really knows her way around a pussy. By the end of the clip the brunette is so in love with her, they make the cameramen leave the room so they can make out some more.

Someone please find out who the little blond girl is, because we're totally enamored with her.

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Don't give up with Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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Our First True Threesomes

On the subject of creampie licking, I've yet to experience anything hotter than watching the wives lick each other's creampies—both vaginal and anal. When you consider how incredibly naughty the act of creampie licking is, actually watching it happen is almost surreal. But it's not just creampie licking. The other day I came on Katie's tits and Lauren licked them clean, and that was surreal too. There is no doubt the wives do it to please/entertain us, making them quite the pleasers. But they're not out just to please us. If you watched them go at it, you'd quickly realize they're as into pleasing each other—two chicks behaving as lesbians—as us.

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My First Orgasm of 2008

"Lay on your back, your head on my pillow."

I do as I'm told. Suddenly, I am aware of a feeling I have never known before. I am a cock girl, always have been, and no that is not the feeling I am talking about. What I mean is, I always prefer my orgasms to be given to me by cock. Given the choice of cumming by cock our tongue, I'll tell you cock. But last night was different. Last night, I wanted my first orgasm of the year to be done by his tongue.

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Fisting His Ass

They talked for a while until the sound of screams stopped them both. "What the hell was that?" Eric asked. "It sounds like someone is being torn apart."

"Nah, more like taking a one way trip to heaven." Rich said. Eric looked at him confused. He had no idea what he was talking about. "He's getting fisted man, and it's his first time. You never forget your first time. Especially if your first time is with Master X."

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Eating My Own Cum

While I was masturbating I have often thought of eating my own cum. Back when I was a teenager I would be jerking-off to one of my porn girlfriends who was extra special. Maybe I had cum to this babe several times. Each time she seemed more special than the last. I would taste my pre-cum and it tasted pretty good. So the thought would come into my head that this time I was going to swallow my own cum in tribute to this special lady. I would get all worked up, I'd shoot my load, and then suddenly the idea was no longer appealing.

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Young Bucks and Old Maids

Anyway, I'm trying to get over to Annabelle but I get waylaid by Tasha, who is staggering about. I say, "I simply don't think I'm drunk enough to ask Annabelle what her new boyfriend is like in the sack."

"What nationality is he?"

"South African."

"Shit! I slept with a South African once and his penis was literally unbelievably huge, like, as wide as a coke can. You could only get about a third in."

"Holy fuck! You mean you were stuck on the top like on a pogo stick?"

"Yeah. It was really awful."

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Hostess

At one point, my owner made me stand, and lift my sweater and skirt enough to display my underwear—white, lacey bra and boyshort panties. My owner stood me in front of him, turning me around so that Max and Alex could see my bottom. And then he up-ended me . . . I literally flipped like a see-saw as he seamlessly lowered me over his knee, my hands hitting the floor as my backside went up. He invited Max to swat me, and I heard masculine steps approaching. Max slid the fabric of my panties out of the way and his palm made contact with my bare skin. Twice, maybe three times. Andrew took over next, and my lady helped, and after I had been given that little warm-up, my owner took my panties off altogether.

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Borrowing a little from bleak science fiction like "The Matrix", "Minority Report", "Strange Days", "eXistenZ", David Bowie's "Space Oddity" (with Hillary Scott as Major Tom) and, for some reason, selections from the score of "American Beauty", "Upload" integrates very dirty sex plausibly into a compelling, challenging script by Alvin Edwards and director Eli Cross.

Read our review after the gap.

Upload

Studio: Sex Z Pictures
Director: Eli Cross
Cast: Eva Angelina, Hillary Scott, Derrick Pierce, Trina Michaels, Sandra Romain, Bryn Pryor, Kylie Ireland, Evan Stone, Adrianna Nicole, Marco Banderas, Tee Reel, Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Julie Night, H.M. Smith, Michelle Aston, Delilah Strong, James Deen, Madison Young, Lorelei Lee, Aiden Starr

Review by: Gram Ponante

Most dramatic porn requires a suspension of disbelief. We watch performers play-acting serious dialogue like they are trying on strange clothes in an 80's montage sequence. And why should we expect more? When they're having sex on film, is that the way real people do it?

But "Upload" clicks each time, and just when you start worrying that a performer has bitten off more than he can chew, when you think, "Uh oh - ," the movie takes a corner.

Eva Angelina plays Cassandra Cray, an agent with the top secret, licensed to kill Digital Security Agency of the Homeland Security Department.

"I don't have to make you an enemy combatant to make you disappear from the planet," she says during an interrogation.

Angelina is on the trail of Tesla (Hillary Scott), a gal who records her sexual escapades onto a chip, or SIM, that allows others to experience what she does. She is, in the world of the movie, a SIMwhore, and that's illegal enough to attract Cassandra's attention.

But Scott isn't carrying any SIM. The data encoded on the chip Scott is protecting is a little more dynamic, and presents a threat to national security.

Other people's sex on a chip planted into one's own neck provides ample opportunity for relevant sex scenes. We watch what turns on Hillary and Eva as well as what passes through the minds of male leads Derrick Pierce and Bryn Pryor.

The movie is told in flashbacks. Angelina is brought before an Internal Affairs psychiatrist (Pryor) and she recounts the sordid tale of how she tracked down Tesla, what Tesla's interrogation revealed, and why love, when reduced to ones and zeros, might be worthwhile if there are enough of them to make the relationship interesting.

So the story is ambitious. "Upload" is not the first porn movie to shoulder a weighty script, but it does it more effectively than any porn movie I've seen. It trusts the audience to follow it along, doesn't overexplain, and has the admirable quality of joining scenes toward the middle of the action and leaving them before it's obvious they're through.

One example comes early in the movie. Angelina explains to Pryor how she first became aware of a new wrinkle in the local SIM-trafficking market. We follow her as she gets promoted past disgruntled wannabes in line at a club. She meets underworld types Evan Stone and Sandra Romain. Here warning bells rang. Why was Stone wearing sunglasses in the club? Was he a Terminator? No matter. As Angelina explained to her interrogator, she got her information not from an exchange of money, but -

- the scene shifts to the three of them fucking the shit out of each other, the demonic Sandra Romain slapping Angelina's pussy and face in rapid succession as Stone fucks the good agent. Clearly Angelina works in unorthodox ways.

But, she points out, in "Upload"'s filth-positive context, "I wasn't molested by my father, my Uncle Ronnie didn't touch me...wanna hear how my Dracula doll tied up and raped my Barbies when I was five?" Sometimes people feel dirty for no reason at all.

Eva Angelina is fantastic. "Upload" takes two discs to unravel and she is in almost every scene. Her character sometimes takes things lightly, sometimes hates herself, sometimes is inappropriate. In other words, she's in a porn movie but she has a character.

"I think you fantasize about being that agent that was taken captive," Pryor declares, after Angelina paints a vivid (but not Vivid) picture of the torture of tasty torturebait Julie Night by Adrianna Nicole and Alex Sanders, who growls over a dildo he is about to shove up Night's ass:

"Get it wet or I'm gonna stick it in you dry."

Angelina and partner Pierce become targets when they get too close to the identity of Gagarin, the man poised to take over the world's digital grid and, knocked out, Pierce has his own fantasy about being a 30's private eye, complete with black and white interludes with juicy femme fatale Kylie Ireland and willing secretary Delilah Strong.

"Upload" has planty of scenes that might not please timid couples. There is fisting, pissing, lots of anal, lots of choking, torture, rape, and running around topless while drinking. There is even an orgy scene in hell which, compared with the numbing effect of some of the other scenes, didn't make hell look that bad.

Standout scenes include the three-way with Stone, Romain, and Angelina, a glorious gang bang with Scott and five guys, including Brian Surewood in one of his final performances for awhile, and a dusty desert menage a trois featuring the objects of Angelina's (and my own) fantasy: Adrianna Nicole, Lorelei Lee, and Madison Young.

"Upload" comes in a four-disc set with lots of extra features, most of which I didn't watch. A 12-minute sock puppet interpretation of the film, Laundry Load, is included on disc four and is a goofy but very faithful primer on the movie.

The people who make porn that seeks to be something more than Just Porn have the odds stacked against them. No one wants to believe it can be done, not because it can't, but because it often isn't. Even the unfortunate public relations department of producer Sex Z Pictures can't fathom having released a good porn movie. Here's the headline of a recent press release:

Seriously: Upload Is Great

"Upload" tries, and it succeeds. This is the type of movie performers like Angelina and Pierce, who have together been in hundreds of scenes, can be very proud of. It is certainly the best porn movie I've ever seen, and I usually can't stand the stuff.

· Buy "Upload" (sexzpictures.com)

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