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more about #fhm more comments → polromeu: The pillow you're talking about is from a movie taht he was filming and where appears these scene with the pillow, nothing more ! The movie is: Burn a... more » sam991: The only logical conclusion is that he made some kind of deal with the devil. That or he's just, you know, really really ridiculously good looking. more » Brian David Phillips: It's Chinese. Taiwan is the Republic of China. Maria Ozawa was here because she's been promoting a new horror movie that she co-stars in (non-porn b... more » Max: Looks like my comment got lost so I'll try again. Maria Ozawa was in Taiwan recently to promote the Taiwanese slasher film "Invitation Only". Maria pl... more » Max: Maria Ozawa was in Taiwan recently to promote the Taiwanese slasher movie "Invitation Only". Maria Ozawa plays one of the victims in the movie. While ... more » poonlover: Um, Looks like traditional Chinese to me... more » budbrad: that would be japanese more » MajorRichard: She's Canadian-Japanese, actually appears in uncensored films and is very hot. It's just a matter of time before she comes to the U.S. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Behold! La Dorada. more » YardleySukari: where do you get your sex toys? more » -
#babes
Elisabetta Canalis: George Clooney's Good Luck Girl
How lucky is George Clooney? In addition to being rich, famous, attractive, and well-acquainted with the Liberator sex pillow, he also happens to date this woman, Italian model Elisabetta Canalis. How does one man rack up so much good karma? More »
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#babes
Busty Girl Of The Day: Hristina Ruseva
German FHM put together a wonderful blond special...and we think Hristina Ruseva is the specialist blonde of them all. More »
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#babes
Maria Ozawa Does Taiwan
We admit we've been a little lax in our obsessive stalking of Maria Ozawa, a mistake we truly regret. While we've been distracted by the other lovely ladies of the world, we've missed out on so much! More »
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#listmania
FHM UK's Hot 100 2009: Cheryl Cole, Top Babe
We're always a little thrown by the fact that FHM US and FHM UK—two versions of ostensibly the same magazine—both compile their own lists of the World's Sexiest Women... and end up with different results. More » -
#lingerie
FHM Makes Lingerie Buying Easier--And Sexier--Than Ever
Buying lingerie is never easy—especially if you can't tell the difference between a cami and a chemise. Thank heavens for FHM's lingerie guide—which, interestingly enough, is just as enjoyable if you're not buying lingerie. (fhmonline.com) -
#christmas
Count Down To Christmas With The FHM Advent Calendar
Counting down the days to Christmas? Why not count them down... with babes? Over at FHM's website, there's a babe-laden advent calendar that's offering a babe a day from now until Christmas. Sure, it's poorly laid out and completely unintuitive; but then again, babes. (fhm.com) -
#babes
While we've been readying ourselves for our Supreme Commandress election this coming Tuesday, the team at FHM has been setting up for a different—though still important—sort of poll. They've selected the 100 hottest girls of High Street, now it's up to you to narrow that hundred down to but a single pick. Choose wisely: this is the kind of thing that changes lives. (fhm.com) -
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#keeleyhazellforever
At Last, Keeley Hazell Gets The Tribute She Deserves
Over the years, various Fleshbot staffers have attempted to turn Fleshbot into a shrine to the irreplaceable Keeley Hazell. Although those efforts were ultimately thwarted, Keeley fanatics can finally rest easy: Fleshbot may have resisted the draw of all Keeley, all the time, but FHM has given in to the urge, setting up their very own shrine to the lovely Miss Hazell. With photos, wallpapers, and a link that unforgettable Keeley Lady Selector, it's got everything a true Keeley fan could ever want. Well, except for a way to magically transport Keeley into your bedroom—but really, that's asking a lot. More » -
#babes
Once again, we find ourselves a little jealous of Hungary and their seeming surplus of saucy babes. All this and goulash too? That just doesn't seem fair. (cameltap.com) -
#anaivanovic
SerbianBond Girltennis babe Ana Ivanovic may not have won anything at Wimbledon this year, but she's still the No. 1 player in the world and the No. 1 female tennis player currently featured in her swimsuit in FHM magazine. And isn't that what's really important? (sexypix.thumblogger.com) -
#babes
Precious isn't just a way of describing this model ... it's totally her name! Precious Adona actually, which makes her sound like a superhero or a character from Greek mythology. That why we changed our middle name to Adorable. (dailypoa.com, via fhm.com.ph; more @ fleshasiadaily.com) -
#celebrity
If FHM's new Hot 100 list helped you get your finger on the current pulse of sexy pop culture, this annotated version consisting of 100 links to all the finalists in swimsuits should help get your fingers on something else zeitgeist-related too. Just make sure you wash them afterwards, k? (torontopics.com; that's FHM's #8 Tricia Helfer in the thumbnail) -
#listmania
FHM's Hot 100 2008: Megan Fox Is The Top ... Uh, Fox
It seems like monthsweeksa day or two since we've had a good listicle to chew on, but FHM is right on time with their 2008 version of their 100 Sexiest Women In The World rankings. In a somewhat surprising upset, Megan Fox—who is best known for driving a talking car or something—has outlasted the usual suspects (including the indefatigable Britney Spears, who sqeaks in at number 100 on the sympathy vote) to claim this year's crown. Now, we already know that you're probably angry that your favorite babe wasn't listed higher, or because that one chick you can't stand has no business being in the top 20. But it's not your list—and isn't getting people hot and bothered the whole point of these things in the first place? More » -
#babes
Keeley Hazell explains the concept of Page 3 girls to deprived Australian FHM readers who, now that they know the truth, probably long for the days when the British Empire ruled their roost. Sure, they have freedom, but at what cost? (sexypix.thumblogger.com) -
#babes
FHM zooms in on The Girls of the UFC, who we're told " make half-naked dudes beating the crap out of each other worth watching". We like to think that half naked dudes beating the crap out of each other is its own reward, but maybe that's just us. (fhmonline.com) -
#calendars
We suppose it's still not too late to pick up a 2008 calendar, particularly when it involves such sexy pics of French hottie Clara Morgane. Yes, it's almost February, but they're like in a different time zone over there, right? (sexypix.thumblogger.com) -
#babes
Australian uber-babe Krystal Forscutt plays with light and shadow like a true Renaissance master. We think if the Louvre hung her on the wall they could attract a whole new generation of art lovers. (cameltap.com) -
#mainstreamwatch
Viva Jesse Jane!
It seems odd to crow about a hardcore pornstar showing up in the softest of softcore publications, but in the bizarro world of adult entertainment you haven't really made it until you can put your clothes back on. Now, Jesse Jane isn't exactly a nobody when it comes to mainstream media—we're sure at least a few of her fans must have seen that Brad Pitt movie by mistake—but she should still be very proud of her cover shoot for the latest issue of FHM Mexico. Since the US version doesn't even exist any more, this is as close as she can get to lad mag immortality here in the States, and despite not spreading wide for some overstimulated porn hunk the pictures themselves are pretty darn hot. Now excuse us while we run for the border. More » -
#babes
FHM has a nice gallery of Krystal Forscutt, the hottest thing to come out of Australia since the "turkey slap." Both got their start on Big Brother of course, but which one do you think will win more hearts here in America? (fhmonline.com) -
#thisweekinladmags
FHM serves up a Halloween themed treat consisting of—surprise!—babes in sexy costumes. (OK, so we're not exactly sure how a bloody Tippi Hendren from "The Birds" is supposed to be sexy ... but it's still pretty hot if you ask us.) (fhmonline.com) -
#babes
Here's your morning wake up call courtesy of Portugal's Joana Freitas. She sure beats a $4 cup of lousy coffee. (cameltap.com) -
#babes
Hello, Szatmari Bea. We knew there was a reason why FHM would want to publish a version of their magazine in Hungarian, and we think we've found it. (the-feeding-tube.com) -
#catfights
We know they're easy targets right now, but there's something about Tara Reid calling Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears "stupid" in the interview accompanying her new FHM spread that strikes us as a little unfair. Couldn't she have just waited 'til they're back to their old selves so they could all settle their differences via a three-way bikini oil wrestling macth like they're supposed to? (fhmonline.com) -
#spotted
Hello, Natasia Malthe. The babes of "Halo 3" might be getting all the attention this week, but thanks for reminding us that movies based on video games might just be worth watching every now and then after all. (fhmonline.com) -
#babewatch
Kelly Brook gives FHM Denmark something to write home about. It's written in Danish, of course, but we have a pretty good idea what part of her body they might be referring to. (boobieblog.com) -
#babes
The one-named Layla reminds us of the only reason anyone should still be watching professional wrestling. Well, her and the occasional steel chair to the back of the head. (fhmonline.com) -
#barelylegalwatch
No sooner does supergirl/former jailbait Hayden Panettiere turn 18 than she winds up in a (fully-dressed, alas) cheesecake spread in FHM. Kids are growing up so fast these days, aren't they? (americanidol2006blog.blogspot.com) -
#magazines
We didn't know that Eva Longoria spoke Russian ... or that Russian TV picks up "Desperate Housewives." Ok, neither of those things may be true, but since when have FHM readers ever concerned themselves with details? (dailypoa.com) -
#babes
Rachel Stevens proves that you can be a teen pop star and not grow up to be a complete basketcase. You can still be really hot, too. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)
