
So when you got up this morning, did you salute your flag like a good little patriot and maybe recite the Pledge of Allegiance to prove to anyone within earshot that you weren't planning to commit treason anytime soon? Then you are probably not a friend to "Dr." Rex Curry, a noted symbologist (you know, just like Tom Hanks in
The Da Vinci Load Code. Like many internet cranks, he's got a long list of grievances and enemies starting with the "perverted" laws and teachers who force elementary school students to "verbally fellate" the American flag each day. (You know, it
is a little weird when you stop and think about it.)
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