The Lingerie Salesman's Worst Nightmare

Studio: Exotic Tales
Director: Arguilo
Cast: Sky Taylor, Ally Ann, Brixton

Review by: Gram Ponante

But "The Lingerie Salesman's Worst Nightmare" is a femdom movie, and all the wonderful things you'd imagine being perpetrated on the person of Ally wind up being executed on Brixton instead.

At the trade show, they meet high-powered lingerie buyer (it is a world I don't understand) Sky Taylor, who immediately dispatches with the effeminate Brixton's bullshit. Joining forces with Ally, the two women sissify Brixton and turn him into the model. He is made to parade in the girly clothes with wig and lipstick.

I don't think he minds.

I suppose this happens a lot in prison, but it didn't seem to me as if Brixton protested his sissification; he seemed to go along with it. When he stripped to reveal that he was already wearing women's panties and was inked with a trampstamp, it became clear that this movie was not about character arc.

I was very interested in Ally Ann, however, who became the object of Sky Taylor's affection even as she was abused by her boss. Reminiscent of Heather Graham, Ally is the femme-y eye candy of the movie.

Femdom exists on several levels in porn movies. There is the Pink Visual-style "Clothed Female Naked Male" movies, which are competently shot and formulaic, there is the transsexual-themed "Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass!" in which straight-identifying (for the purpose of the movie) males are humiliated by trannies, and this, which had a fairly elaborate plot but which was shot and acted so poorly that it seemed like a high school production.

You know, a femdom high school.

I would have liked this movie more if it even paid lip service to suspension of disbelief. The plot showed promise, but the execution didn't. Poor Brixton is successfully jerked off in the end (through his panties), but it really seemed like a struggle. I didn't think of it as his "worst nightmare" so much as the panties just weren't his size.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by AlwaysArousedGirl

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Work in Progress

I wrap my hand around the shaft, bringing the tip of her cock toward my mouth. Slowly, I lick around the tip and look up at her. I want to make sure she can see how much I want this. I want to watch chivalry struggle with desire while I tease and lick, until she can't stand it any more. I can feel her hands on my shoulders getting lighter...she wants to put them on the back of my head and guide my mouth all the way down her cock. But she doesn't; chivalry is still winning the battle.

I tongue the head of her cock, moving it back and forth across the ridge underneath. She moans, and I feel her thighs tighten. Tentatively, she puts one hand on the back of my head, just for a moment, as if to say, "Yes, please, god, yessss..." I take a deep breath, and pull her cock into my mouth. Her grip on my head tightens, and she gasps.

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8 Minutes 28 Seconds

My fingers were cool against my heated wet folds. The pressure on my clit was firm and it increased the faster I rubbed. I slipped a finger into my pussy to pull the slickness up to my clit to add a new sensation to the feel of my finger against the hard button of my clit. I felt the throb and instead of trying to slow it down and draw the pleasure out I just wanted to come. I don't even know if he came that night. I think he did...I hope he did. How awful right! That night I was a totally selfish partner.

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Panty Fiend

[A] lovely kinky man living far away from me has my panties (and my DNA, incidentally) in a baggy in his desk drawer. He has taken them out of his drawer, brought them to the men's room in his office, and masturbated into them a number of times, writing in detail each time in an email to me. By now, I suspect that they are... um, more highly scented and perhaps a little... crustier... than when they arrived. He fantasizes about me visiting his city, and meeting him in a public venue, where we can greet each other as acquaintances, so that he can surreptitiously show me the results of his fetish, still residing in the little plastic bag.

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The Swimmer-12

"I told you not to move, and I meant it," she said. The after a while she resumed the slow slippery stimulation again. Then she changed hands and making her thumb and forefinger into a circle, just a fraction bigger than his cockhead, she moved her hand so that she lightly brushed the edge of his glans as she passed up and down. He felt as if his cock head was blowing up like a balloon as the pressure of the blood built up and up. Once more he could not restrain his body and began to thrust to meet her movements. Once more she withdrew her hand and left him writhing until he regained control of himself.

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But I Thought 'Vernon Kaye' Was My Safe Word

He kneels again. On the bed this time. I play with the chain between the clamps, pulling it and kissing it. Putting it in his mouth.

And when I suddenly take them off he yells and falls away from me. Not prepared. That's so hot. But probably not as hot as watching him put them on.

Sometimes all I can feel is how much I want to show him what the things he does do to me. I am always taking his wrist and pushing his fingers between my legs. I always feel like I have to prove it. Like I have to force my unicornself into existence. Wet and soft. Real with it all.

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Demeter Dream

I joined them, going immediately for her left breast with my mouth. While I sucked on her erect nipple, my right hand fondled her other breast. I marveled at their size; her tits were enormous. I ran my hands up and down her body, lightly touching her pubic hair, which was neatly trimmed.

I had a vague sense that Dionysus was watching, sitting on a chair perched above us on a ledge somehow.

Demeter looked at my raging hard-on and gestured me closer. "Bring that over here," she said. Her straightforwardness surprised me, and turned me on more. I moved so my cock was close to her face.

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See also: Sugasm #129: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

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· Sardax: "Shanghai Bizarre" (portfolio info @ obsessionart.com)
· Femdom Art Of Sardax (sardax.com)

· Crossdresser Toons!!" (bilindasblog.com)
· Bathgate21 (Yahoo! Profile)

Previously: Cartoon Porn Goes Down On Your Childhood, This Week In Japanese Porn Titles: "Cartoon Character Costume Rape", Hot 'Toon Babes By Alessandro Scacchia, Cartoon Porn by Alex Hiro

· Nad Shot (nadshot.com, via amaz0ns.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: Sometimes, Love Don't Feel Like It Should, Mean Bitches, Humiliatrix, Meet Betka Schpitz,

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Medical Pain Sluts

Studio: Bondage Orgasms (.com)
Director: Natali Demore
Cast: Natali Demore, Ashley Renee, Eden Wells, Harmony Rose, Natalie Minx, Katja Kassin

Review by: - GP

The first vignette sets the scene. "Institutional Fraud" features Katja Kassin and Demore discussing how they defrauded both the penal and psychiatric industries by faking insanity to avoid jailtime. Luckily, they are thwarted by USA PATRIOT Act technology, as their conversation is monitored by Harmony, who looks positively Amazonian compared to the two barefoot scofflaws in her BDSM heels.

Harmony imposes a number of punishments on her wards, including the novel approach of smacking Katja every time Natali does something bad.

"Legs Open; This is for your own good" announces Demore in the next scene, "Multiple Personality Disorder", in which she is the nurse charged with helping Ashley Renee decide if she likes girls or boys.

The scenarios are darkly humorous, and sexy. Girl-on-Girl cruelty has more of a ring of truth about it because it seems like Friday night at the Saddle Ranch.

Diminutive director/star Demore told me that she "discovered" liking to bind, gag, and torture people, and that she was good at it. The femdom model is still not the first picture that comes to mind when people think of dominatrices, however.

"I think we have the element of surprise," she said.

Demore appears on top and on bottom in the final two scenes, first forcibly extracting information from Natalie Minx and then, in "Hypersexuality Aversion Treatment", finding herself on the business end of clamps and clothespins.

This video is furnished with the essentials: a room, a mattress, some mood lighting, and a nurse costume. It also features some fun gadgets, electrodes, and whirring things. That it is made by women who play with the archetype of the naughty nurse, improvising funny lines while putting their victims through the paces of rigorous punishment and training scenes, makes for viewing that is less bleak than hardcore BDSM fare that's all leather and dungeons.

· Hustler (hustler.com)
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· The greatest special effect in the new SpiderMan 3 movie? Kirsten Dunst's massive boobs. That's not your Spidey Sense you feel tingling. (thesun.co.uk)

· The idea of a Tyra Banks-on-Rosie O'Donnell pileup may not turn you on, but it's a video of one girl squeezing another girl's boobs so we're contractually obligated to provide you with a link. (TMZ.com)

· Breaking! A nude art model actually enjoys her job and is not depressed, amoral, or addicted to drugs. You can't make this stuff up people! (nebraska.statepaper.com)

· Finally, a detailed explanation of "booty pop," otherwise known as the kind of dancing that will get you kicked out of your high school prom. Print it out and mail it to your parents. (wvgazette.com)

Femdom enthusiasts will be interested in the planned opening of a Chinese "women's town" which will punish disobedient male visitors by having them kneel on an uneven board or wash dishes in a restaurant. No telling what they'll do for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom.

· A man in Oregon caused an entire building to be locked down because he was wandering the halls wearing nothing but a pair of high heels. Even worse, they were totally last season. (sfgate.com)

· If you're still having trouble finding that G-spot after all the instructional material we've presented you with this week, these tips may be your last hope. Don't give up the quest, people! (complex.com)

· And if you're also having trouble behaving yourself at strip club, this etiquette primer might come in handy—though if you still need to be reminded of that whole hands-off policy, you really don't need to be going to strip clubs to begin with. (doubleviking.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

When a reader sent us a link to a relatively innocuous glue stuck girl fetish video on YouTube (yes, stuck girl fetish videos on YouTube!), little did we know that behind that modest watermark at the bottom of the clip lay the whole weird and wonderful world of overly specific fetish fodder at Chloe Creations. After paying your respects to Mistress Chloe herself on the splash page of the site, you'll find her rather astounding inventory of VHS tapes and DVDs featuring everything from ordinary femdom and foot worship to more esoteric pursuits like pedal pumping and the always elusive burping and farting fetish videos. Just think: no there's no reason to go to Japan any more to find this sort of stuff! Mistress Chloe, where have you been all our lives?

Check out what Mistress Chloe has in store for you (including that glue stuck girl video, which may be the best thing we've seen all week) after the jump ... if you dare.

"Stuck In Glue" (Chloe Creations preview @ YouTube - thanks Mac)

· Chloe Creations (chloecreations.com)
· Thumbnails: Mistress Chloe's "Peanut Butter Payback" and "Fart Slave 2"

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Previously: The Mighty Minions of Mire: Quicksand and Mud Fetish, The Lost World of Fart Porn, Gassy Gals, Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos, Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos: The Return!, Japanese Armpit Fetish Videos, Manon Productions: Wet and Messy Videos, Girls On The Toilet, Brian's Page: Mainstream Damsels In Distress, Boggy Man-ia: Quicksand Fetish, More Pedal Pumping Action, More Stuck Girls, Car Stuck Girls

Marriage is a confusing thing: those who are in often want out, while those who are out often want to be part of the matching towels club. But every now and then you find the contented husbands and wives who keep the vows smoking simply by taking the monotony out of monogamy, or by adding enough spice to make some bedroom jambalaya of their own. In today's look at some of our favorite sex writing from the blog scene this week, we find wives who become dommes, husbands who bring home dates ... and couples who fall for one another time and again.

Head on over to the chapel of love with Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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The Landing Strip Is Official

If you're a guy, imagine a chick stroking your throbbing cock, oozing precum, with her tongue sticking out just inviting you to explode all over her face. Now imagine you're feeling the rush of cum and she's just waiting for the moment when you erupt, her tongue out in anticipation. Now imagine you look into her eyes and you can see a genuine longing for your cum—she wants to taste it, she wants it all over her face, she wants every fucking drop of your jizz.

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I'm Ready

Down her face and neck I kissed. I got to the bottom of her neck and I kissed further.

I was slow but very deliberate in what I was doing. I didn't want to scare her. I got to the fastened button on her shirt, between her breasts and stopped. Schwing! Big time schwing! I looked down at her and then asked if kissing her the way I was was okay.

I was shocked when I heard, "If it's okay with you I want to do a little bit more."

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Girl's Got to Have a Dream

It was late Sunday afternoon. We had so much to do around the house that we'd given in and let the kids park themselves in front of a DVD. As soon as the movie title was up on the TV screen, Amy grabbed my hand, led me back to the bedroom.

This is too good to be true, I thought.

In the bedroom, door closed, she snaked her hands around the back of my head, pulled me into her mouth.

Waaaaaaaay too good to be true.

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New Friends

I stood behind her as she talked to the guys and began running my hands over her arms, under her hair, over her shoulders, down her ribs and to her hips. I ducked my head and nibbled on her ear, then behind it. "Is this okay?" I whispered, still unsure my attentions were welcomed. With a whispered "Oh yes" from her, I knew it was good. I turned her around and nipped gently from her ear to her chin along her jaw, then kissed her lips softly. Feeling her response, I kissed her again, harder, and ran my hands under her shirt. She pushed against my hands as I cupped her breasts and ran my thumbs over her hard nipples . . . which had rings!

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How to Approach Your Wife About D/s

Originally my husband came to me and shared that he liked to be tied up. He approached me subtly in the context of doing something new and fresh in the bedroom. I had seen Basic Instinct and thought it was really hot when Sharon Stone had tied up Michael Douglas with silk scarves. I was game and decided to indulge my husband.

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The First Date with Homme and Femme

From the very second I left the bar, I was texting Femme with a lustful fury. I was so initially besotted with these people. She had quite happily mentioned their situation to me and that they were looking for a regular female lover for a long-term relationship. After my boyfriend admitting fucking his secretary on a regular basis, six months ago as well as going back to his poor, frigid wife every night, this new experience was a breath of fresh air. I had needed invigorating once again after an emotionally unfit time. This was perfect.

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Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive
 

Lest you stumble into his domain looking for a little light bondage play or hot babes posing in latex, Ulysses doesn't waste any time letting you know what you're in for as soon as you visit his online repository of femdom fantasy material: "These pages are for those who enjoy stories and videos of men being humiliated, beaten and sexually abused by women. Some stuff here is not for the faint of heart and describes non-consensual fantasies. If you don't like to view such material, then please go away." Assuming you don't go away (and really, why would you?), you'll find dozens of explicit stories that should satisfy even the most hardcore of femdom fantasy enthusiasts. And don't miss the amazing gallery of work by Giko, which will be of interest to anyone who appreciates fine erotic fantasy art ... even if a leather-booted dominatrix using a willing slave as a human toilet doesn't happen to be on your list of favorite scenarios.

· Giko Fetish Art (youlysses.com, via Unscathed Corpse)

Previously: Femdom Art, (Long Live The) Flesh Flicks: Femdoms in Latex, Facesitting Japan, Mean Bitches, Girl Power: Sexy Art by Koutarou, Vanessa Blue: FemDomX, Facesitting Videos, Bondage Mistresses in Action

Clothes make the man—and the woman too. And the writers in today's salacious selections from the sauciest sex writing on the interwebs this week know how to dress for sexcess. As they get caught in fishnets, seduced by slips, held in harnesses, empowered by boots and encased in a cock cage, they show how fucking form follows fashion, bitches.

Leave your hat on and join the easily undressed Chelsea Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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All Dressed Up and No One to Fuck

I ran a hand across her fishnetted thighs. She would have to be out of those, and sooner rather than later, but not just yet.

"Give us a twirl, then."

She got up and posed in front of me, strutted up and down, pouted and pushed her boobs up, turned her back to me and bent down low, stretching the scarlet fishnet over her bottom, a tantalizing veil over what it was the thong was barely managing to cover.

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Slip and Panty Story #48

My wife loves to entice me with the "slip layer" tease. She will put on a full slip and then pull a half slip on underneath. If I am getting the full treatment, she will also put on black stockings. In the hour or so that I savor my wife and her slips, we maneuver into various positions on the bed. It usually starts with a back rub and leg massage. As she turns on her side facing away from me, I loosen the top straps of the full slip enough to slide my hands between the slip top and her breasts. With some cock rubbing against her silk-covered buttocks, I get really hard and want more, and so does she.

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Butt It's Fun

Once we'd caught our breath we started to play with the harness. It wasn't as complicated as we'd thought it would be and a few minutes later, was a chick with a dick. She seemed to think it was cool. I remember her looking at herself in the mirror and swinging her hips, wagging her new found cock. I started getting excited again and even though it had only been about 15 minutes, we decided to try it out. Our choice of position for my first time was on my back, pillow under my hips and legs wrapped around her waist. She used her finger to get me lubed then added a second digit and I was ready to go. I can remember shaking with excitement as she pressed the head of her cock against my asshole and the short, sharp shock when she first entered me. She offered to stop and I said NO!

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Shoe Shop Tease, Finale

... I pointed to a black knee high boot with a 4" heel, a simple command of "Those next" had the manager scurrying away to fetch a pair for me to try on. On his return he once again knelt before me. He removed the red shoes and placed them on the floor next to the other shoes. Taking the boots out of the box, he first handed me one so that I could take a closer look. I'm sure this was a ploy so that he could just stay on the floor longer, looking at my legs.

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Tuesday

I don't even undo your jacket, just lifting it from the waist. Arms tangled above your head, breathing muffled by all that fabric. I bend you forward, tug your jeans and underwear down together. Naked from your tits to your knees. I can hear you breathing hard, smell your cunt, see how pink and wet and open you are for me...

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Chastity and Clubfem KTB Field Test Review

Going to sleep was fairly easy, and even delightful. The snug, reassuring feel of the KTB teeth holding my limp cock was nice. It very much imparts that 'held' feeling which cagedone mentioned in his comment on my first chastity post.

Saturday morning was a different matter entirely. As we know, it is common for males or our species to awake with an autonomic tumescence of their cocks. I am no different...

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Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

From the first few clicks on the artists' names leading to portfolios bulging with illustrated badass bitches, you know what a groveling worm you are, even if you've never even thought about worms, or groveling, or you think your Google stock makes you king of the world—no, no. The fierce and thoroughly pissed-off big titted fetish dominatrices in the dozens upon dozens of galleries in this fastidious collection will just as soon rip those Google options from your sweaty, weak little hands and make you whimper for the days of Alta Vista, all while smothering you with their impossibly round asscheeks and making you beg for more, more. A great collection, with many favorite comic artists. -V. Blue

· Femdomart (femdomart.ru)

Previously: (Long Live The) Flesh Flicks: Femdoms in Latex, Facesitting Japan, Mean Bitches, Sit On My Face!, Humiliatrix, Vanessa Blue: FemDomX, Facesitting Videos, Bondage Mistresses in Action

Awash in the smorgasbord of sexual possibilities, knowing what you want is half the battle. Vanilla or kinky? Anal or oral? Top or bottom? Him or them? A sex life is about choices and the bloggers of today's roundup of some of our favorite recent sex writing on the interweb have that go-getter, stick-to-it attitude that will take them far—at least as far as the next oralfest, gang bang or candle schtick.

Put your best foot forward, take matters in hand and join our own little miss know-it-all Chelsea Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Part 1
i look at you laying there; your collar so perfect, leathers on your wrists and ankles. you spread yourself as I normally like to tie you down. tonight i just smile down at you. you know, i know - you will not move any limb unless I tell you to - ropes or not. your hands are high behind your head, your knees drawn up and spread; your neck arched in anticipation. those pointed nipples with your bars shining under the dim light. i want to see my reflection in them as I see my reflection in your eyes.
- Wood in Hand

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Oralfest
I guess she was feeling in control, because in a matter of no time after we were naked she was straddling me with her pussy over my face. I grabbed her beautiful ass cheeks and commenced licking her labia, tasting her wetness (and was she ever wet). When she began fondling her tits as I licked away I knew she was enjoying herself. When finally I began anally stimulating her as I ate her pussy, her pleasure heightened quite a bit and it was apparent in her wetness.
- All About My Hot, Sexy Wife

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Beg for It—Blowjob Monday
I signed with pleasure and then grasped his cock in my hands, starting to stroke it as I moved my mouth down on him. He let out a gentle groan of relief and put his hands gently on the back of my head, where he knew I liked them. I moved on his shaft. Slowly and lovingly. Pleasing him. Worshipping him. He grew harder in my mouth, but I continued to move on him slowly. It had been three days and I wanted to put my mark back on him.
- Bad, Bad Girl

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My First Gang Bang, Part 2
He climbed up on the bed behind me, his hands rubbing my bum, moving me a little, getting into position. The others watched quietly. All three of them stroking their cocks. I felt Karl's cock pressing against me, spreading my lips as he slid inside, the first of many delicious thrusts, that soon had me crying and begging, he seemed to know just how to get me almost off, before he slowed down, stopping me, adding to the tease. My big saggy mature tits, MILF tits my husband calls them, were swinging back and forth, my nipples swollen and hard. My blonde hair had long ago come out of the braid, and hung in my eyes, over my shoulders, adding to my new found slut look.
- Mandy's Erotic Life

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Metaphysical Aspects of FemDom Strapon Sex
A goodly amount of time yesterday morning was spent with me sucking, swallowing, kissing, licking and gently biting my Mistress' handsome, tumescent, long black phallus.

Later on, I was marveling at how complete is a Woman wearing a strapon harness and large, stiff cock. Rather like a hermaphrodite, She possesses the sexuality of both genders, in full force.
- On Female Dominance of the Male

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Festival of Lights
I put down tarps to protect the bench and Sue lay down. My naked empty canvas was beautiful unadorned, but where's the fun in that? I dripped baby oil all over her body and spread it out with my bare hands getting to ever nook and cranny of her body. Her skin glistened under the dark club lights. I dripped a candle on her and she squirmed. I liked watching her squirm. Soon, I upped it to dripping two candles and covered her body with a nice layer of wax
- Lolita's Predictions & Predilictions

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