Youth is a special time when a young girl transforms into a woman by having her tight and tiny sticky little pink holes pried wide open by a vast variety of ready and willing man meat. Ah, the wonders of nature are truly a joy to watch unfold—and often even more fun to participate in. The good people over at Hustler have allowed us to experience the middle ground between these two wonderful experiences with this amazing series.

With an all star cast of stellar young sluts-in-training (including the wonderful Aiden Starr, red delight Faye Reagan, blond suck queen Barbara Addison, wild child Britney Stevens, Hannah West, and Jessica Valentino), fans of the genre will not go home disappointed. There's something for everyone this time around, so long as you like them young and fresh—which we do.

In fact, despite the many different casting and technical issues that can plague a series such as this one, it seems to us that this volume might be near perfect. So what's left to say you ask? Well, nothing.

"Barely Legal POV 4" comes out next week from Hustler. Look for it.

· Hustler (hustlervideo.com)

This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX

Studio: Hustler
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Nick Manning, Sinclair, Tori Black, Faye Reagan, Payton Leigh, Scott Lyons, James Bartholet, Madison Scott, Jaclyn Case, Sarah Jessie, Shawna Lenee, Kristina Rose, Dane Cross, Eric Swiss, and Kris Slater

Review by: Gram Ponante

Now that the porn DVD market has been thrown a lifeline by the "Not the - ," "This Ain't the -," and " - XXX" parodies, it has been interesting to watch how some of them try harder than others. "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX" is really good, and it owes its success to its producers and cast not coasting on a few token set pieces and costumes to cash in.

Keith (Nick Manning in probably his most non-ironic performance ever) is feeling down. A terrible sense of ennui has sapped him of both his songwriting ability and his ability to get dates. His know-it-all brother Danny (Sinclair) finds an aphrodisiac oin the back of a magazine and hilarity ensues as each member of the family reaps the sexual rewards of the elixir.

All except Keith, who holds out because he's worried about his hair.

While the occasions for sex might be as contrived as the plot of a 70's TV show, that this is a parody of a 70's TV show makes the contrivances organic and fun. In fact, what makes this porn movie so enjoyable is the sense of fun throughout the scenes. Laurie (Tori Black), has the following conversation with Eric Swiss:

"Do you have any rubbers?" she asks.

"No, I don't think I have," he says. And Laurie waits half a moment before saying:

"Just don't come inside me."

And the family band is just as good/bad as it was in the original, with each member lip-synching badly at the same time they are overemoting. You might say this is pornic incompetence masquerading as artistic choice, but this isn't Eon McKai: director Will Ryder really studied the original show and the same corny humor and lightheartedness are just as at home in a porn setting.

Faye Reagan is adorable in her scene with Dane Cross and James Bartholet as Ruben might be the Charles Nelson Reilly of porn acting.

When Keith finally gives in to enhancement drugs he comes back with a vengeance, all over Shawna Lenee and two girlfriends, in fact.

He does not say "Dropping loads," however, depriving the movie's money shot of Manning's standard money shot-within-a-money shot. But I guess he refrained because the Good of the Project demanded something different of him.

But Shawna Lenee, who looks like a standard-issue blondie porn star but to her credit neither talks nor acts like one - it's like she's a dark horse behind that Clorox and silicone - has one of the best lines in the movie:

"Come for us, Keith!"

Thus the plot resolves itself and Keith learns some things in the process.

"Songwriting comes from my heart," he says. "And the reason chicks are attracted to me is because I play guitar and have great hair."

That a viewer will watch this movie actively rooting for the characters to have sex - and be rewarded - seems like a great recommendation for a porn flick.

· Hustler (Hustler.com)
· Buy "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX" (gamelink.com)

Sure, it may not be a Will Ryder joint, but it seems like they nailed the tone (and speaking of nailing...). And who could resist the charms of Ashlynn Brooke, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Alexis Texas, and AVN's Female Performer of the Year Jenna Haze? A robot, that's who. (And are you a robot?)

We just really, really wish they'd come up with a better title. Maybe they'll rename it in time for the European release?

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

...and it's "The Office - A XXX Parody."

Can we just take a moment to reflect on how incredibly disappointed we are by that title? Granted, "Not The Office XXX" or "This Ain't The Office XXX" would probably infringe on some trademarks held by Hustler and/or Will Ryder, but couldn't they have tried a tiny bit harder? Like maybe "The Dirty Office" or "The Naughty Office" or even "The Orifice"? Fans demand (and deserve!) better titles, people.

On the plus side, the movie contains Ashlynn Brooke, Faye Reagan, Gianna Michaels, Alexis Texas, and James Deen... So maybe that makes up for it.

· XFANZ TV Gets Up Close With Ashlynn Brooke (xfanz.com)
· Thumbnail: Gianna Michaels demonstrating office sex (juggcrew.com)

Why the name change? Was Faye through a Katsuni-esque lawsuit, and forced to abandon her nom du porn?

"I found out it was a cartoon character," Faye told us.

Well, a Faye by any name still fucks as sweet, right? Especially when she's wearing such an adorable outfit. And, uh, getting her boobs grabbed by Prinzzess.

· Faye Reagan (clubfayereagan.com)

We caught up with Faye at the Girlfriends Films booth, and got the answer straight from the source. Her answer above.

From fine little Faye to spunky Penny, curly headed Audrey to pale blonde Charlotte, there's nothing quite like seeing a freckled girl getting rammed (to put it nicely). We're not sure what it is about these speckled sweeties, but they seem to know the way into our hearts. Or at least the way to excite our parts (which we'll happily take, thank you very much).

Faye Valentine (pornhub.com)

Charlotte Stokely (pornhub.com)

Courtney Devine (pornhub.com)

Naughty Nati (aka Allie Sin) (megaporn.com)

Paige (megaporn.com)

Vixen (pornhub.com)

Audrey Hollander (pornhub.com)

Penny Flame (megaporn.com)

<<script type="text/javascript">newVideoPlayer("/freckle_ginger.flv", 506, 423,"");br clear=all>Ginger Blaze (pornhub.com)

Heather Carolin (pornhub.com)

*****

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Earning a place as one of the Crush Objects of the Year is an honor like no other, guaranteeing eternal career success and a lifetime of happiness (or at least ten minutes of joy and a year's worth of bragging rights). Who was fortunate enough to make the list this year? Read on to find out.

10.
Baby Sinead
What's the quickest way into the hearts of Team Fleshbot? Gratuitous self promotion—when it's accompanied by hot naked photos, that is. Just a few months ago, Sinead was a mere blip on our radar; now the budding young pornstar and photographer is a full-fledged Crush Object of the Year... and she owes it all to self promotion (well, that and her smart mouth and hot looks).

9.
Bree Olson
Bree may look sweet and innocent on the outside, but just a few minutes with her (or watching her) reveals that she's anything but. With her powerhouse performance, Bree steals the show in just about every film she's featured in—even when she's not the one with top billing.

8.
Shawna Lenee
This stunning young blond goddess won our hearts long before she made an appearance in "Pirates 2," lurking in the biz under several pseudonyms such as Kara Bare and Kara Minor when she had red hair. Over the last year, the growing body of work that this heartbreaker-in-training has compiled far exceeded our expectations. To top it all off, she's closed out 2008 by grasping the coveted title of Penthouse Pet of the Year runner up (and our hearts, too!).

7.
Sinnamon Love
Sinnamon first came to our attention with her fabulous turn in "Chemistry 4"—but she really won our hearts with her appearance on Tyra Banks's abominable "Porn Town" episode. In spite of Tyra, Sinnamon managed to hold her own and prove that making a living from your body does not mean you don't have a brain. Oh, and that cute little gap in her teeth is just to die for.

6.
Lacey Motherfuckin' Duvalle
We find Lacey Motherfuckin' Duvalle so inspiring, it almost makes us want to write an ode in her honor—but it seems that Charles Hamilton beat us to it. (Which is for the best, really—our ode would have been to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star," and would have had way too much profanity to ever be played on the radio.).

5.Rosie Jones
Darling Rosie burst on to the lad mag scene this year as one of the hot new babes of 2008... and one of the best reasons to keep reading lad mags.

4.
Madison Scott
Watching this lithe young beauty devour cock is like watching an honest-to-God possession and wanting to beat off to it. This barely legal beauty exhibits the most rapacious sexual appetite we've ever seen—period! We expect to see more amazing scenes from her in 2009... which means it's definitely going to be a good year.

3.
Penny Flame
Penny's looks alone would be enough to make us fall for her—but it's her personality that's really won us over and rocketed her to the top of her list. With her wicked sense of humor, dedication to smart and sexy sex ed, and all around adorableness, Penny's Crush Object material in every possible way.

2.
Faye Reagan
Incredible breasts, milky white skin, freckles, red hair, and a burning lust that no amount of sex can extinguish all put this fresh faced darling (also known as Faye Valentine) in our sights for Crush Object. Our only regret? She no longer performs boy-girl scenes. At least we can always watch her previous work... and keep our fingers crossed for 2009. Right?

1.
Stoya
How can we sum up Stoya in a mere paragraph? We're pretty sure we can't. The newly elected Fleshbot Supreme Commandress/Extreme Pornstar Champion/2008 Crush Object of the Year is too wondrous to encapsulate in such a small space—we'll be back later with a more proper tribute to the girl of the year. (Image courtesy of Digital Playground.)

Fleshbot's Crush Object Hall of Fame:
2007's Crush Object Of The Year: Sasha Grey
2006's Crush Object Of The Year: Dana DeArmond
2005's Crush Object Of The Year: Joanna Angel

*****

Previously: Fleshbot's 2007 Crush Objects Of The Year, Fleshbot's 2006 Crush Objects Of The Year, Fleshbot's Top Ten Hotties of 2005

We can't think of much—unless the answer is more of the same, that is. And it seems our close good friend Larry Flynt is in agreement, which is why he's releasing the 20th volume of Young Sluts Inc," a light hearted series centered around young women using their powerful sexual transformations to take control over the feeble minded men who just can't resist the nubile charms of these disarming and deadly seductresses. Now if only they'd do something productive with all that pussy power. Instead of focusing on their own material comforts, they could end war and feed homeless people (which is essentially the same argument we've been pushing at Brad & Angelina all year as to why they should make a lengthy sex tape and leak it to us first). Oh the humanity!

After taking a virtual beating at the hands of teh internets over their previous installment directed by Jane Waters, Hustler has turned over the reins to company man Matti Klatt, resulting in a much more impressive product. Klatt, who practically helped build the empire with Larry brick by brick (along with the late Clive McClain) worked hard to restore the tarnished image of the series by casting such juicy precious beauties as Alexis Luv, Courtney James, Faye Reagan, Tristan Kingsley, and Evie Delatosso.

We often ask ourselves if there's any ailment in life that watching fiery Faye fuck can't bring some much needed relief to. Well, is there? We think not.

"Young Sluts Inc. 20" release this week from LFP. Check it out!

· Hustler (hustlervideo.com)

But, of course, there were some babes who found greater favor with the Fleshbot readership; below, we'd like to celebrate the most popular babes seen in Fleshbot this year.

10) Hanna And Teresa (Hanna's Honeypot)

9) Sienna (Hustler's College Girls)

8) Puma Swede (Suze.net)

7) Faye and Georgia (Beauty Is Divine)

6) Alena (New Nude City)

5) Naomi (Hegre-Art)

4) Anitta (In Focus Girls)

3) Nikky (Nikky's Dream)

2) Amber Rayne (Fucking Machines)

1) Regina & Geena (Sapphic Erotica)

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

. . .

· Teeny redhead Faye Reagan (pornhub.com)

The saucy teen with the utterly devastating sex drive was snatched up by New Sensations rather early in her career, a move that put her on our radar, and for which we cannot sing enough words of praise. Since then, the buxom blonde has impressed us in scene after smoldering scene with her ability to act, her quick wit, her easy smile, and her uncanny ability to channel the libido of Nina Hartley on the slightest whim.

We’d call her insatiable... but we wouldn’t want to downplay how much she loves her, um, work?

Her latest release "All About Ashlynn 2" showcases her sapphic abilities, giving us an amazing sampler of luscious lesbians in the process, including Gianna Lynn, Kina Kai, Angelina Valentine, Sadie West, Devon Lee, and Faye Reagan. Mmmm….Faye Reagan. Pardon us while we drool on our keyboards.

Thanks again to New Sensations for another amazing release and this sneak preview. And to, Miss Ashlynn Brooke, just know that you had us at, “Oh my God don’t stop right there I’m going to cum!”

"All About Ashlynn 2" releases this week from New Sensations.

· Buy "All About Ashlynn #2" (gamelink.com)
· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

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Faye Valentine

India (suicidegirls.com)

Tanner (hdv18.com)

Maryane (html.sxx.com)

Cassie Kiss (cassiekiss.com)

Gabby (eroticbeauties.net)

Summer White (lipstickpussy.com)

Desdemonia (suicidegirls.com)

Mila (galleries.payserve.com)

Tudy (nshoneys.com)

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Faye Valentine

Faye Valentine fucked (megarotic.com)

Penny Flame

Penny Flame fucking in a pink dress (megarotic.com)

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Last Week's Winner: Joanna Angel!

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Previously: Extreme Pornstar Showdown Archives

· Alexandra (join2babes.com)
· Alyssa Lovelace (dailyniner.com)
· Andie Savage and Renee (redpornblog.com)
· Anna Lynn (pornio.net)

· Bridgitte (babesdiary.com)
· Cabiria (hq69.com)
· Elizabeth Taylor (lettherebeporn.com)
· Faye Valentine (nextdoormania.com)
· Lynn Thomas (novojoy.com)
· Mariko A (yourlust.com)
· Mia (pleasuregirl.net)
· Nancy Lane (babesmachine.com)
· Natasha Nice (babe-envy.com)
· Olia (kindgirls.com)
· Sabrina Maree (baberoll.com)
· Snow (babesdump.net)

And don't forget...

· Alena
· Monika Vesela

And all the other Fleshbot Babes!

*****

Previously: Best Of Babelogs Archive

Naughty Nati (naughtynati.com)

Meagan (abbysteens.com)

Silvie Thomas (nshoneys.com)

Vicki (abbysteens.com)

Penny Flame

Faye Valentine (goldplatedpussy.com)

Charlotte Stokeley

Malice (brokendollz.com)

Gabi Lace (sweet-honeys.com)

Simona (mc-nudes.com)

· Image galleries via Ask Jolene and Kelly Find

Once again the studio has put together what is essentially a high end glossy music video to show off their abilities to use a jib arm and their expertise at wardrobe and set design. Fortunately for us they have excellent taste when it comes to casting Sapphic orgies too; in fact, this just might be one of the most perfect ensembles we've ever seen in a porn flick. (Or since the "Cheerleaders" trailer, anyway.)

We'd even go so far as to suggest that if the world was ending and you could only take ten of your favorite movies with you into that fallout shelter, the cast alone would certainly make "House Of Jordan 2" a contender. Just make sure you take enough lube and Kleenex with you too.

· Order: "House Of Jordan 2" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Ninn Worx_SR (ninnworx.com)
· Jana Jordan on MySpace (myspace.com)

Las Vegas transplant Faye Valentine has been in a handful of movies at this point. She was tempted into porn at a wedding. Luckily it was not hers.

Chavon Taylor accepts her fate with the indifference we have come to associate with people who know how juicy they are.

Paige Love is a little more accommodating.

Finally, it seems a little romance blossoms between 19-year-old Jaelyn Fox and her 54-year-old partner.

"My dad is 47," the Reagan-era baby says.

"I'll kick his ass," her partner replies, filled with the bravado of that generation born during Eisenhower's presidency.

· Buy "She Is Half My Age" (jerkoffzone.com)

Previously: Photoplay Archive