Fuq Pop — Jem Gone Porno

'Jem and the Holograms' is, by far, the sexiest of our favorite childhood cartoons. Could this be the next XXX parody dvd? Who can we talk to about this? More »

Live Out Your Fantasies With A Fantasy Creature

Ever fantasized about a night of passion with a big, burly dragon? Dreaming of taking a roll in the hay with a gryphon? Bad Dragon is here to make your dreams (sort of) come true. More »

The Internet: Where All Your Centaur Sex Dreams Come True

We can't tell you how many times we've woken up and thought, "Man, it would be great to watch a video of a big breasted lady getting gangbanged by some centaurs with twelve-inch cocks." More »

Every so often, one of our kind readers will point us to a completely random photo or movie still and ask us to help identify it—and while service is our middle name around these parts, we have to admit that this CGI rendering of a sexy alien reptile attack has us stumped. But fascinated. Anyone out there know what this is from? Inquiring and horny minds want to know! (spynet.ru, via Blogdex.ru)

Superheroes Getting Superlaid

Our sci-fi obsessed sibling site io9 reminds us of one of the best parts of being a superhero: getting laid! We're no strangers to superhero fantasy, but we have to admit we weren't all that familiar with some of the sluttier superheroes they managed to dig up. The Huntress? Black Canary? The Viewer? We clearly need to spend a lot more time at the comic book store doing, uh, research. (io9.com; thumb via blackandwhiteanimals)

Exotic Or Erotic: Making Your Fantasy (Rooms) Come True

There's nothing quite so annoying as being in the middle of a hot and heavy role playing session only to turn your head and suddenly be reminded that no, you're not getting molested by a hot police officer in a jail cell downtown ... you're in your suburban bedroom, getting felt up by your partner wearing a "Sexy Police Officer" outfit left over from last Halloween. At the end of the day, imagination can only take you so far: to really get into a fantasy, sometimes you need a little help, and maybe a change of location or at least a change in interior design. And that's where Exotic or Erotic comes in. A faux finish and design studio based in southern California, they'll travel anywhere and build anything to make your fantasy come true. Need a realistic spaceship to make that alien anal probe a little more believable? A stable to house your human ponies? A nursery for adult babies? Whatever your fantasy, they've got you covered. Now if you'll excuse us, we have a combination Dr. Who set/Shake Shack with built-in Kiehl's boutique and Keeley Hazell altar to design ... More »

We know they're supposed to be, like, British schoolgirls and everything ... but isn't school out for the summer in other places besides North America by this time of year too? Then again, these galleries are all about taking off those uniforms, so maybe it all makes sense. (yourdirtymind.com)

Apparently, some women enjoy fantasizing about rape (the female ninja kind as well as others)—and now a few researchers are trying to figure out why. It might be a hard thing for us non-sex researchers to understand, even if we have no trouble whatsoever understanding any fantasy that Maria Ozawa is involved in. (blogs.psychologytoday.com)

Hot Tail: Your Furry Schoolgirl Striptease Fantasy Finally Comes True

Since we spend so much time together, dear reader, we hope it doesn't come as too much of a surprise to learn that we here at Fleshbot can totally read your thoughts and therefore anticipate exactly what you're in the mood to see. For example, while we were enjoying our breakfast of green tea and Fruity Pebbles this morning we heard a little voice telling is that you wanted us to post a video of a crossdressing furry in a schoolgirl uniform stripping to Aphex Twin's "Windowlicker"—and your wish was our command! (OK, so maybe someone slipped something into our Fruity Pebbles, but even if you've somehow caught this before somewhere it's still not the sort of thing you see every day. And if you're freaked out or anything ... well, at least it's still a lot less creepy than the original video. Right?) (found @ fchan.us - thx qDot!)

Squeezegirl Brings Out The Squeeze Fetishist In All Of Us

Pity the poor squeeze fetishist: it's hard enough to find photos of sexy models with boa constrictors and elephants, never mind being squeezed by them. That's why we're grateful for Photoshop ... and for artists like Squeezegirl, who has lovingly rearranged a bunch of pixels to make everyone's hot babe-meets-terrifying crushing beast dreams come true. Now if only an artist would come along to make our Stoya Vs. Linda Hunt whipped cream wrestling match fantasy a reality too ... (flickr.com, via Boing Boing)

Naughty French Maids Will Wipe The Floor With You

Why are naughty French maids such a potent sexual fantasy? Is it because deep down in our hearts we know that sex is dirty and unclean and so we feel the need to fetishize the very act of purifying our surroundings, and even our very souls? Or is it as simple as that old Seinfeld joke: "It's a woman in your room"? Whatever it is that makes it so exciting, you never have to look far to find a pornographic excuse to be caught being a very filthy boy or girl. You are filthy, aren't you? So why not let these sexy ladies (found with a little help from our friends at Your Dirty Mind) tidy up a bit?
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Oli Marzischewski's Wide World Of Sexy Photography

As porn professionals, you'd think we'd be able to tell the difference between "nude" and "erotic" photos —actually, we have so much experience looking at pictures of naked people in general that be could write a dissertation on the topic. Yet somehow, Oli Marzischewski's photo galleries have us stumped. "Nude", "Erotic", "Pinup", "Mein Treppenhaus" ... they all look pretty much the same to us. Then again, the sheer hotness of this body of work has caused the blood to leave our brain for ... uh, other places, so maybe we should leave all those thinky distinctions to someone else. More »

Kaos Beauty Klinik: Fetish Art By Richard Kadrey

We might be the ones with the kinky reputation in the extended Gawker Media family, but it was our science fiction-huffing siblings at io9 who discovered the surreal and not unincidentally sexy work of fantasy artist Richard Kadrey, whose Kaos Beauty Klinik is a strange and lovely place full of masked tempstresses, auto-erotic fantasy babes, and all sorts of hot tentacle-on-girl action. While we're glad to have other folks in the office sharing our beat, we have to warn them that posting pictures of topless women in gas masks and plastic wrap isn't all fun and games—before they know it, they're totally going to be sitting at the Weird Table with us at the next family get together. More »

Say Goodbye To Bella Vendetta (For Now)

Not that we didn't see this coming eventually, but it's still a sad week for the online alt porn scene: we've just learned that BellaVendetta.com, one of our favorite extreme fetish smut sites, will be closing up shop due to billing issues. Apparently, credit card companies just aren't down with the blood play, nekro fetish, and the other "extreme content" that gave the site its particular flavor. (Who knew?) We invite you — or at least those of you with less tender sensibilities, anyway — to remember the good old days with us by clicking through for a gallery of some of our favorite moments in BellaVendetta.com history ... though we're also told that we can stay tuned for news about Bella's new site, launching soon. More »

"Lightning Warrior Raidy": Fun For The Whole Family, As Long As They're Over 18

We generally let our more qualified colleagues weigh in first when it comes to things like new Japanese videogames ... except for when they're bishoujo games like "Lightning Warrior Raidy" and its sequel "Temple Of Desire", which don't sound like anything else we've encountered on our Wii lately:

"The protagonist is Raidy, a high-spirited female sword-fighter traveling the continent in search of adventure and the secrets of her past. When she comes upon a town plagued by monsters who steal away the beautiful young maidens and turn them into their slaves, Raidy is determined to set things right, risking life, limb, and virginity to do battle with the denizens of the tower."

And the best part? The games are also described as featuring a " 'sex if you win, sex if you lose' game system", where you'll end up having fetish-flavored sexual congress with the heroine or evil monster of your choice no matter how well or badly you play. Try saying that about "Super Smash Bros. Brawl". More »

Flesh Flicks: A Head Of Our Time

We've been watching these clips from seminal 1980s sci-fi porno "The Satisfiers of Alpha Blue," and we have to say that we're thoroughly stumped. Despite starring legendary fucksmiths like Sharon Mitchell, Herschel Savage, and Annie Sprinkle, the action is baffling, the dialogue is nonsensical, and the plot completely incomprehensible—but this time it's not because the script is awful. No, the production is actually top-notch (if a little dated) we just can't wrap our minds around this dystopian future where people pay for non-procreative sex and overdose on orgasms. (Could we actually do that someday? Better look into this later.) Science fiction has always dealt with big problems and bigger ideas, but sometimes we just want to keep it simple and watch folks get it on. If we wanted head scratching futuristic mysteries, we'll just get drunk and watch "Blade Runner" again. More »

Savvy porn geeks have known all about "Whorelore" for a while now — ever since it was called "Whores Of Warcraft", as a matter of fact — but if you're late to the party, you might want to catch up via this article. Better late than never, we always say ... especially when hot naked chicks with elf ears are concerned. (villagevoice.com, via thesexcarnival.com; more @ whorelore.com)