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· The Britney Spears Sex Tape

We all wanted that one to be true, but sadly, that was just the beginning of the end for America's fairy tale couple.

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· The Alyson Hannigan Sex Tape

To this day, you can still find paysites that are trying to pass this off an authentic exclusive, even though no one really believed it in the first place.

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· The Adriana Lima Sex Tape



We would have totally bought that a Victoria's Secret supermodel would fuck on tape, except that virgins don't generally fuck on tape. Or Victoria's Secret supermodels for that matter.

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· American Idol contestant Antonella Barba's blowjob

We were never 100% sure if these were definitively proven to be her or not, but that's beautiful thing about interent scandals: It's not a lie if you believe it!

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· Vanessa Hudgens Nude Cell Phone Pics

The craziest thing about these pictures wasn't that they involved the star of a Disney show, but that they were actually her! (She also may have taken them for a boy who isn't really into girls, but that's another story).

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· Kristin Davis' Old Nudie Pics

Some people are apparently still on the fence about this one, but unless someone has a really detailed picture of Kristin Davis' elbows we're not buying it.

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· "Kristin Davis Lookalike" (Megarotic, via hotwivesonline.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Sometimes, however, things are almost too easy to figure out. After the jump, read how we cracked the case of non-hardcore model Katie Fey spooge-covered double without even having to refill our cup of coffee. If only our jobs were always so easy.

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Dear Fleshbot,

Katie Fey is one of my all-time favorite porn models, but I've never seen any hardcore photos of her.

Recently, while perusing some thumbnail galleries, I came across this "Real Girlfriends" page. What caught my eye was the photo of a pretty cum-covered girl at the bottom right. It's Katie Fey! With cum all over her face!

The photo's not identified as Katie Fey, but when you compare to other photos — like the ones here or here — it's pretty clear that's the same girl or her twin sister! Oh . . . pardon me for a moment while I shudder and tremble at the delicious thought of two Katie Feys.

But I get more excited at the thought of photos of Katie in sucking cock to the ultimate resolution all over her face. If this cum-covered girl is indeed Katie, can you put the awesome powers of Fleshbot to work figuring out where the rest of this photo set is? My libido will forever be in your debt.

Signed,
Desperate In DC

Dear Desperate,

We hate to break it to you, but as far as we've been able to determine Katie Fey hasn't done any hardcore material; given the fact that she's one of our favorite models too, we're sure we would've heard about it by now if she had.

There is, however, this clever piece of computer software you may have heard about: it's called Photoshop, and we've heard that some folks use to create convincing-looking photos of exactly the type that got you all hot and bothered. In fact, with a little bit of practice you can even learn to make them yourself!

So it looks like Katie's honor remains unbesmirched; sorry to break the bad news. The good news? With your own copy of Photoshop, you can besmirch her honor all you want.

Looking forward to seeing the fruits of your labor, we remain.

Faithfully yrs.,
xo Fleshbot

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Previously: Dysfunct's Fake Amateur Facials, How To: Make Your Own Facials, Celebrity JO Forums And Cumshot Pics: Where Sharing Is Caring, Got Cum?: Celebrity Cumshot Blog, Facial Forum, ArtiFacial

· "Scarlett Johansson lookalike" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

· Stolen fergie sex tape (NOT) (youporn.com)
See also: Fake Fergie Sex Tape: Most Unappealing Fake Sex Tape Ever? (Idolator)

Then again, if we thought it was that creepy, we probably wouldn't be so into the whole fake celebrity facial thing to begin with. So we might as well click on an ad banner or two when we visit his site so he can continue to provide such a valuable service (did we mention he takes commissions too?) After all, if that Vermeer guy could paint the chick with the pearl earring, what's wrong with making her a necklace to match?

· Amateur Shopped Facials Thread (forum.phun.org - thanks Sam!)
· Faux Amateurs: Making Sluts Sluttier (fauxamatuers.blogspot.com)

Previously: How To: Make Your Own Facials, Celebrity JO Forums And Cumshot Pics: Where Sharing Is Caring, Got Cum?: Celebrity Cumshot Blog, Facial Forum, ArtiFacial

· Alison Jackson: Confidential (alisonjackson.com, via hitchaser.com)

At first glance, we didn't see anything too unusual about this Flickr photostream: it seemed like just your usual assortment of busty babe bikini pics and a few shots of hot girls kissing each other. (And we all know that Flickr streams like that are a dime a dozen.) Then we looked a little closer and saw that someone (most likely the stream's owner) had carefully inserted a tarted-up male face (most likely his own) onto all those deliciously curvy female bodies, thus making things a whole lot more interesting ... if slightly creepy. His Photoshop skills are pretty admirable, though, and as far as hobbies go it beats painting tasteful watercolors of sunsets or something. And if your secret fantasies involve being a large-breasted glamour girl, we guess it's a less messy and expensive alternative to having to deal with all those implants and hormone injections.

· markh268's photos (flickr.com - thanks Shawn)

Previously: Creepy Porn by Dana Christian, My X Fantasy: Make Your Own Porn!, Image/Imagine, Mocktoad's Transformations, Errall Amputee Fantasy Art, Pretty Macho

Obviously, we wouldn't put anything past Britney Spears at this point. The Shaved One's revolving door of rehab, combined with her questionable (and absent-minded) fashion choices lead us to believe she's capable of just about anything. But is she crazy enough to pose topless in a field of posies like some neo-hippie flower child? We're not saying she wouldn't do something like that, we're just not 100% certain that she did do it in this instance. Anyone can put on a goofy hat and some oversized sunglasses and create a reasonable approximation of Brit Brit, right? As usual in these situations, we leave it up to you, the experts, to decide. Take a closer look after the jump and tell us who you really think is the girl behind the flowers and share your reasoning in the comments. No matter what, we think we can all agree that a full-fledged nude spread is only a matter of time, even if these photos has no bearing on that future decision whatsoever.

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· Britney Spears Topless? (hollywoodtuna.com)
· Britney Spears Topless Pictures! (egotastic.com)

Previously: The Britney Spears Sex Tape: Don't Hold Your Breath, Yet Another Britney Spears Upskirt, Britney Spears Upskirt Photos: No, Really, Britney's Bald Badassness

· We don't like to make statements like this often, but ... Best. Bagel Ad. Ever. We'll take a dozen with cream cheese. (adweek.blogs.com)

· We don't like to make statements like this either, but ... we're idiots: that German brothel unemployment story from this morning is total bullshit (not to metion over two years old). We're totally blaming Nerve. (snopes.com - thanks SW)

· Adobe will soon offer tools that can tell you if a picture has been manipulated by Photoshop. We don't need it because we know that photo we have of Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba and Linda Hunt in a lesbian threeway is 100% legit. (xbiz.com)

· Two 19-year-old strippers team up to rob a bank? Sounds like a horrible Hollywood movie. Or a really awesome adult one. (cnn.com)

· Computer Tip of Day: Microsoft's security features are not guaranteed to stop the FBI from finding your secret illegal porn stash—but Steve Jobs would have totally had your back. (darkreading.com)

· We've secretly replaced the romance novels at Borders Books with hardcore pornography. Let's see if customers can tell the difference. (thetimes-tribune.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

We hesitate to pass this along because of the obvious blackmailing/office prank/restraining order ramifications involved, but all our moral qualms are outweighed by the comedic implications of people inserting themselves into their favorite porn pictures. My Fantasy X is program designed to easily transfer the face from one photo onto a body in another, specifically a body doing naughty things. Imagine it: That could be you getting a blowjob from two lovely young lasses ... or that could be your worst enemy on the receiving end of an anal DP. The possibilities are endless! Ok, it's basically Photoshop for dummies and there is a license fee to use the program, but they do offer a couple of hundred free images to get you started. Still, if you've ever wondered how you might fare in a XXX scenario or what it would have been like to do that special something your ex-girlfriend never let you try, now is your big chance. Just use your new power responsibly. The face on that hot new screensaver that everyone is passing around might be yours.

· My X Fantasy (myxfantasy.com)

Note: Although this does appear to be legit, as with all unknown downloads download at your own risk.

Previously: CJC Celebrity Fakes, How To: Make Your Own Facials, Draw Your Own Manga, Image/Imagine

Some may see fake celebrity porn as a measure of disrespect for the subjects who go under the Photoshop knife (and paste, burn, and dodge tools) so that a certain subset of their fans can indulge their sexual fantasies, but we prefer to look at the phenomenon as a means to remind us that celebrities are really just like you and us. Which is to say that in case you're under the misapprehension that folks like Sigourney Weaver, Natalie Portman, Halle Berry, or Audrey Hepburn are too hoity-toity to do things like spill their boobs in public or administer a tug job every now and then, one look at the thousands of celeb fakes on the CJC Forums will convince you otherwise (or at least try to, depending on the amount of technical prowess involved.) You'll have to register to browse the offerings and most of the subjects seem to be German celebs we've never heard of, but don't let that stop you from poking around—after all, until that lost footage from "Aliens" surfaces somewhere, where else are you going to get a chance to see Sigourney Weaver giving a tug job anyway?

· CJC Net (celeb fake forums @ c-j-c.net; free registration required)

Previously: How To: Make Your Own Facials, Facial Forum, MoxStone Fakes, Fake Celeb Porn Video, Trillian's Top Ten Fakes, Galath's Interactive Fakes, More Celebrity Bondage Fakes

Ever since people started thinking that it might be a good idea to put foreign objects in their bodies to make themselves look and feel hotter (and we mean manufactured enhancements, not cucumbers), the debate over synthetic engorgement has raged on. We can all agree that boobs are glorious things, though we might disagree on the particulars: some like teeny titties with puffy pink nipples, others like bouncing bazooms that look like they could suffocate anyone within a five foot radius. For those who think bigger is better, the question is whether implants are the best way to deal with this desire or whether it's better to covet than to sport implants. And so, dear reader, we implore you to give your most esteemed opinion.

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Previously: Sugarnips, The Boobs Are Right!, 2006 Blogger Boobiethon, The Page Of Boobs, Boob News @ Bakunyuu Dialog, Booby Fever, Boob-U-Mentary, Federal Boob Investigation, Busty Webshots, Chelsea Charms on YouTube, Titmilker, Big Nipple Bonanza, Peach Candy, Big Boobs, The Megamamma Mmmonastery, Breast Expansion Archive, My Boob Site

· We are fairly certain that this shot of a boob-baring Christina Aguilera being groped by someone in a Donald Duck costume making the rounds this week is a Photoshop job. Then again, considering what goes on at Disney theme parks these days, we suppose anything's possible. (break.com - thanks Paul)

· If you've got a camera (or even just something that looks like a camera), you've got a great Halloween costume and a license to see lots of boobies tonight. Just add a couple dozen really drunk girls and a good lawyer and you're all set! (clubplanet.com)

· Halloween apparently makes people in Washington very, very horny. Sort of like the way we feel the other 364 days of the year. (Wonkette)

· Apparently, millions of Americans are addicted to sex and it's all our the internet's fault. You're welcome. (Then again, porn still prevents rape, so maybe everything works out even in the end.) (eastbayexpress.com)

· Alessandra Ambrosio will see you now. We don't know her that well, but she seems like such a nice girl. (doubleviking.com)

· New Yorkers can now buy feather ticklers, vibrators, and flavored condoms at their local Duane Reade drug stores. Now do you see why it's called the best city in the world? (nypost.com)

· Online success story Danni.com gets bought by Penthouse, but will (hopefully) continue to provide bare breasts to the world. It's a heartwarming story, isn't it? (avn.com)

· Finally, you have a couple more hours to email your friends these sexy Halloween e-cards from Hegre—provided you aren't as sick of Halloween smut as we are right now. Or just save 'em and wait 'til next year, by which point your appetite for hot naked chicks wearing pointed witch hats will be renewed. (hegre-art.com, via Tiny Nibbles)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives