#psa

Internet "experts" are warning people not to click on any emails that promise you a Barack Obama sex video. Instead, they advise you to wait for the inevitable Sarah Palin sex video, because it's much hotter and maybe involves a pig or a moose or something. (Actually, the Obama email contains malware that will eat your computer's brain or something. In case you hadn't figured that out already.) (cnet.com)

#notfunny

What was the cruelest April Fool's prank of all? Trying to make people believe that there's a secret sex tape starring delightful singing rumpshaker Shakira in a threeway. Some things are just too important to make jokes about, people. (radaronline.com)

#celebrity

An upcoming issue of Hustler will feature nude shots of Spice Girl Geri Halliwell ... or you can just Google "Geri Halliwell nude" and save six bucks. Plus, playing a game of "spot the fakes!" is always good for an afternoon of fun! (sfgate.com + mostly real results @ exp0sed.com)

#celebrity

Who's That Girl?: The Greatest Celebrity Sex Scandals That Weren't

Everyone loves celebrity sex stories; we probably wouldn't be in business if they didn't. But one problem with amateur handheld night-vision camera phone pornography is that it's often difficult to identify the participants. Of course, that also makes it easy to dupe a public eager for juicy gossip into thinking that you fucked a movie star. The more immediate problem for us is that whenever one of these sexy stories "leaks" people turn to us to pass an informed judgment on its veracity—and most of the time, we're just as confused as everyone else: we do pride ourselves on our ability to spot a good fake, but even we get it wrong sometimes. (And that's the most shocking fact of all!) So join us as we take a look back at some incredibly scandalous true-life celebrity shenanigans that turned out to be not-so-true after all ... and even one that was. More »

#fakes

Flesh Flicks: It's The Kristin Davis Sex Tape! (Sorta)

Check it out, everyone! We have the exclusive video of "Sex And The City" star Kristin Davis having sex with her boyfriend. Except ... it's not really exclusive and it's not really her. Our friends at the Hot Wife Allie blog actually found this video several months ago (breaking!) and noted the similarities to Carrie Bradshaw's BFF way back then. Of course, it's a completely different person, but it is an actual sex video and it's at least as convincing as the dark, out-of-focus pictures everyone is examining with a fine tooth comb right now. If you just use a little imagination, you can totally believe that Kristin Davis is having sex with a guy who sorta looks like the new Governor of New York. Porn is all about fantasy anyway, so just go with it, ok? More »

#hype

Until we see more evidence than just a single screencap, we're sticking by our assertion that that "Kristen Davis Sex Tape" isn't what the people hawking it says it is. Our "Sex And The City"-loving colleagues at Defamer, however, have no such scruples. Bless their pervy hearts. (defamer.com)

#hype

Hate to break the news — and not that we've always been 100% correct about these sorts of things before — but if a celebrity sex tape like one purporting to star "Sex And The City"'s Kristen Davis sounds too good to be true (and requires you to sign up for some dodgy pay site to see the rest), it probably is. But you knew all that already, right? (theblemish.com)

#truthandillusion

Porn Detective: The Not-So-Mysterious Case Of Katie Fey's Hardcore Doppleganger

Since a big part of what we do here at Fleshbot involves looking at porn all day (o.k., it's pretty much all we do), it's natural that we frequently get emails from readers asking us to identify such-and-such a performer in an anonymous video clip or inform them whether a certain model they stumbled across has appeared in other venues. And as much as we'd love to claim we know everything there is to know about every single person who has ever taken his or her clothes off in the histories of various pornographic media ... well sometimes we just don't. (Still love us?) More »

#shocking

We hope you're sitting down for this: it turns out that the profiles of hot women used to lure customers to sexy online chat rooms are — gasp — not real! You mean to say that people sometimes pay for sexual services that are just ... a fantasy? We don't know what to believe anymore. (blogto.com)

#video

Flesh Flicks: Wishful Thinking

We don't judge other people's sexual fantasies: whatever crazy ideas you've got bouncing around in your adorable little heads is between you and your credit card statements. But some notions are just, well, out there. Like the idea that whoever posted this video believes the star of it could be a stand-in for Scarlett Johansson. Sure, she's cute and has a nice rack, but she also has jet black hair. Oh, and she's Japanese. But other than that she looks just like everyone's favorite Danish-Jewish New York City-bred Hollywood honey. We just have to wonder: does Scarlett also enjoy fucking on a bed coated with what appears to be melted marshmallows? More »

#celebrity

Fergie Sex Tape: Humps (And Fergie) Not Included

ZOMG, u guys! Fergie is totally a drunk slut who like to touch herself on video! Actually, as believable as that scenario sounds and as "convincing" as this pouty-lipped blingified doppleganger appears, we're pretty sure that an actual sex tape starring the actual Black Eye Peas star would unfold quite differently. Champagne, jewels, slurred words ... ok, it would probably be exactly the same, but we're also not about to shell out hard-earned money to a paysite in order to see the rest of this adventure, since for all we know it's five more minutes of a drunk girl rolling around on a bed before she passes out for the night. The musical sex tape experts at Idolator have their own take, but the bottom line is that you can spend about 10 more seconds on YouPorn and find something better to tune into. Or try MTV. They still show videos, right? More »

#cumshots