But What About The Facials?

In a move that, well, we're mildly confused by, the Oregon House has passed a bill making it illegal to douse someone with semen, categorizing the act as a second degree sex abuse crime. More »

Sinnamon Love: Freaky, Or Freaking Fantastic?

We're not sure how we feel about Crush Object Sinnamon Love being called "freaky." Sure, she's got a wonderfully spankable ass, and loves to suck cock and rim, but is that really "freaky"? More »

Roxy Deville Looks Pretty In Pink... And With A Cock In Her Mouth

If there's one thing cuter than Roxy Deville's all pink outfit, it's gotta to be the look on her face when she's giving a blowjob. Okay, okay, her boobs are really cute, too. More »

The Wondrous Jada Fire

Sure, you think you know Jada Fire... but do you really know Jada Fire? Have you seen the skillful way she handles two cocks at once, masterfully maneuvering them from orifice to orifice, from ass to hand to mouth to pussy without missing a beat? Oh, and don't even get us started on the squirting. If we even tried to tell you how magically wonderful that is, well—you'd never have a chance to watch the clip and see for yourself. More »

"Praise The Load" (And Pass The Paper Towels)

Director Mike John reconvenes his, uh, seminary as he preaches his gospel of love and natural protein in the second installment of "Praise The Load" for Jules Jordan. And as if having a congregation of devout damsels like Rucca Page, Darryl Hanah, Claire Dames, Cassandra Calogera, Carolyn Reese, Allie Foster, and Adrianna Nicole kneeling to receive a special kind of baptism weren't enough, he also miraculously managed to avoid appending "The Second Cumming" to its title. (We almost used it in the title of this post, but in the end Kay Kyser won out, as he so often does.) More »

Along with Megan Reece here, four out of five former dental hygienists who became pornstars agree: semen is better for your teeth than toothpaste. So from now on, remember to rinse before you swallow. (thenaughtyamerican.com)

Antifacial: Anywhere But There

Sure, few sexual activities can match the facial when it comes to showing how much you care (or at least how much you're willing to give or receive a faceful of splooge). But what about all those other poor cumshots directed at other parts of the body that don't have their own catchy and easily indexed name? The author behind this fledgling anonymous cumshot blog hopes to redress the pornic imbalance by presenting photos only of "HUGE CUMSHOTS ON THE BODY BUT NOT ON THE FACE (EXCEPTED THE CASES OF UNEXPECTED EXTRA HUGE SHOTS!)" Maybe someday we'll look on the shelves of our local porn shoppe and see whole sections devoted to Backals, Bellyals, and Titsciles where once a vast expanse of nothing but facial fetish DVDs held sway. (Until then, feel free to use the expressions we just came up with ... unless you can come up with better ones of your own?) More »

Going For The Burn

We've repeatedly petitioned our gym to broaden our crosstraining experience and add fuckable personal trainers to their selection of exercise machines. Much to our dismay, they've repeatedly declined. It's really too bad, since we're certain a good fuck session would burn far more calories than our time on the treadmill. Thankfully, it seems that some gyms are more liberally minded than our own. We'll have to track this one down and join immediately. More »

Flesh Flicks: Call Waiting

Those crazy young folks and their cellphones—they just won't put them down for anything! Kids today can't live without the newfangled mobile technology that allows them to stay connected to their BFFs no matter where they are or what they're up to. They'd probably even "text" in the shower if those things were waterproof! (Which they might be! We don't even know because we're so old and square!) As you'll see in this clip this particular girl hangs up on no one, since her phone can perform pretty much every function one could ever need to survive. There is one burning question left unanswered though: Does she have threeway calling? More »

The Facial Money Shot: Yes or No?

The facial cumshot is pretty much standard operating procedure in any porn movie, but what about in your real life? After all, you probably don't have a hired towel boy on standby and do you really want to wash those curtains again? Or ... maybe you just don't think that having a hot load of jizz splattered on your face is all that sexy. It's never quite the same as it is in the movies, but that doesn't mean that folks don't eat it up ... so to speak. Well, sex writing superduo Em and Lo wanted to find out the truth, so they asked people on the street to offer their opinion on the ultimate in your face moment. Watch the video and then tell us what you think. And because we suspect our female readers—we do have those right?—might poll slightly differently than the dudes, we're breaking the answers down along gender lines. So what's it gonna be? Spread the love or keep it to yourself? More »

Flesh Flicks: Hot And Cold

How's the weather where you are? It's chilly and rainy here, which is kind of disheartening after eight days or so of sunny and warm. Summer is almost, but not quite here and it seems to be delaying itself for some reason and that's making us a bit grumpy. Of course, we're still better off than this couple that has to wear scarves and mittens just to get busy at an outdoor rest stop. How fuzzily inconvenient! Hopefully, wherever they are now is toasty warm so that they can doff those bulky old coats and really heat things up. On the other hand, that post-facial snowball fight looks like it might be pretty fun. Boy, now we miss winter! Why can't it get here faster?! More »

Flesh Flicks: Raise Your Sails

Lesbians aren't the only ones who love to find adventure on the high seas: non-Sapphic pornstar types like it too! Is it the motion of the ocean or the smell of dead fish that makes people so randy? It's yet another mystery we may never find the answer to, because the secrets of water-borne arousal are just too complex to understand. Plus, we'll probably never be rich enough to own a boat.
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Porn Detective: The Not-So-Mysterious Case Of Katie Fey's Hardcore Doppleganger

Since a big part of what we do here at Fleshbot involves looking at porn all day (o.k., it's pretty much all we do), it's natural that we frequently get emails from readers asking us to identify such-and-such a performer in an anonymous video clip or inform them whether a certain model they stumbled across has appeared in other venues. And as much as we'd love to claim we know everything there is to know about every single person who has ever taken his or her clothes off in the histories of various pornographic media ... well sometimes we just don't. (Still love us?) More »

We were crushed when we realized that the headline "Robot masseur in Japan gives facials" was attached to a story about a new Japanese robot facial stimulation device and not, you know, robots giving facials. We're still disappointed that we don't have our jetpacks yet; does Yahoo have to rub it in that other things we're looking forward to haven't been invented yet either? (news.yahoo.com - thanks Ben)

Now that we've seen the cover for erotic comic artist Drek's "Facial Cumshot Romance", can you blame us for wanting to see the rest of the story? We're dying to know whether it has a happy ending. (alchemicalwedding.com/arserotica, via highonsex.blogspot.com)

In Your Face!: Cumshot Megagallery

Like death and taxes, the facial money shot is an unavoidable signpost along life's long and twisting highway. Full of sound and fury, yet signifying something, this staple of the porn genre faithfully reminds us of the inevitable nature of all human endeavors—and also lets you know when the scene you happen to be watching is finally over. If this giant collection of photos chronicling this sticky pageant doesn't make you contemplate the inexorable march of time that ceaselessly brings us ever closer to our eventual fates, then you're a better person than us. You're also probably, you know ... normal. More »

Now You See Them (Covered In Splooge), Now You Don't

This latest French sex blog discovery is based on a simple but intriguing premise: show pairs of photos depicting the same model before and after (and sometimes during) some sort of hardcore experience or another. Many of the diptychs are culled from various sites at Kink.com, whose policy of showing models smiling while being wrapped up in full-body rope harnesses or subject to electroshock devices has been well documented, though the expressions here range from erotic contentment to the familiar "Ow, that cum in my eye really hurts!" kind of look we've all experienced ourselves. (Er, some of us anyway.) Depending how you look at it, it's either a visual musing on the passing of time as it relates to the complexities of pornographic representation; a convenient way to see for yourself how different types of eyeliner respond to various liquid substances under stress; or simply another creative way to get your rocks off by looking at dirty pictures in a new context. No one's making you think too hard about these sorts of things, you know. More »

VH1's "Rock Of Love" Porn Star?

As we continue to wipe the tears from our eyes following the feel-good finale of VH1's "Charm School" last night, we take comfort in the fact that the Flavor Of Love girls weren't the only ones to have a porn star among their ranks: a reader informs us that he thinks he spotted Pamela from Amateur Facials and Purely Pamela in one of the promo clips for Poison's Bret Michaels new wincefest "Rock Of Love". ("She's in one of the ads saying 'I'm going to get myself some rocker ass' or something close.") If it is indeed the same Pamela and she comes to the competition with such man-grabbing talents in her arsenal, we really don't see how she can lose. More »

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