Fleshbot: facebook

Meet The Babes Of Facebook Argentina

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 10:30:04 EDT

It had to happen eventually: Playboy (well, Playboy Argentina) has put together a spread of "the hottest girls of Facebook." Hey, if these girls can't put their naked pictures online, they have to put them somewhere, right? After the jump, meet a few of our newest Facebook friends. Ask nicely, and they might just let you poke them.

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· The Sexiest Girls Of Facebook Argentina (dailypoa.com)

Nurses Go Wild, Ruin Everyone's Fun

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:30:33 EDT

Topless nurses may be a fundamental staple of the porniverse, but when they happen to wander into real life things can get a little sticky. The Northampton General Hospital has banned their staff from using Facebook after two night duty nurses got a little naughty and posted topless photos online ... with some patients accidentally caught in the background. Silly nurses! Topless photos are supposed to go on OkCupid, not Facebook! (northamptonchron.co.uk, naughty nurse Morgan via Ask Jolene)

Love Bunnies: Facebook Sex Toys Make Your Profile Even More Self Indulgent

Jonnobot — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:35:02 EDT

As if Facebook weren't enough of a giant circle jerk already, the marital aid impresarios at LoveHoney have come up with what they're calling "the world's first Facebook sex toy". Although you can "change your Love Bunny's mood" and ~~annoy~~ turn on your friends by getting them to install the application and "flirting" with their Love Bunnies, the main thing it seems to do is sit there on your profile and look cute—that is, unless you decide to buy one of the company's real-life Love Bunny vibrators too, which will come complete with its own name and birth certificate. Talk about giving Facebook pokes a whole new meaning.

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• Love Bunnies - The world's first Facebook sex toy! (lovehoney.co.uk)
• Love Bunnies from Love Honey (lovebunni.es)
• Love Bunnies @ Facebook (facebook.com; login required)

But What About The Scrabulous?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:03:39 EDT

Party's over, kids: Facebook has announced that they're cracking down on the porn. Okay, they say it's for "child protection" (of course), but we all know how that story goes. (afp.google.com)

Meet Laura Pye, Town Councilor Gone Wild

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:04:30 EST

If you could go on the internet and see the members of your city council in their underwear, would you really want to? What if your representative was an 18-year-old hottie, with a love of cheap booze and stripper poles? Then it's too bad that you didn't vote for Laura Pye, the youngest female councilor in Great Britain, who ran for office last year to show that the young peoples are "not all hood-wearing yobs getting drunk." Well, the old people (not us!) are wondering if she's doing such a good job of that since her Facebook and MySpace pages are populated with Laura and her friends frolicking like, well ... drunken yobs. It's all very shocking and scandalous, but then again, they did elect and 18-year-old to run their town. Half-naked MySpace pictures are just a plank of the party platform.

· UK's youngest woman councillor, 18, poses in raunchy snaps (dailymail.co.uk)

Has porn spam finally caught up to Facebook,...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:29:25 EST

Has porn spam finally caught up to Facebook, making this super-special social networking site just like every other place on teh internets? Between this and the threat of death to Scrabulous, why even turn on your computer any more? (portfolio.com)

Time magazine says Facebook and its social...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:20:47 EST

Time magazine says Facebook and its social networking brothers are now more popular than porn. (Status Update: Fleshbot is not buying it.) Everyone knows that's where all the best smut is anyway. (time.com)

First there were Facebook gifts, which allowed...

Lux Nightmare — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:42:10 EDT

First there were Facebook gifts, which allowed users to spend (real) money to send virtual gifts to their friends. Then there were "naughty" Facebook gifts, which allowed users to spend money to send their friends thongs, condoms, joysticks, and pearl necklaces. Now those naughty gifts are getting out of cyberspace, with a series of adult parties being thrown by Naughty Gifts this week. Here's hoping they've got enough (real) pearl necklaces for everyone! (wired.com)

Before you head off for the holiday weekend,...

Fleshbot — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:08:01 EDT

Before you head off for the holiday weekend, we need to tell you about a poor young lass who seems to have lost her camera ... and the kind souls on Facebook who want to help her find it. Please, won't you help too? (drunkenyeti.com; see also dailymail.co.uk)