• more about #exmasturbator
    bidonnamarie: I have a question. If I don't masterbate what do I do with my hands???????? Hugs and Kisses Donna Marie more »
    Buck_Naked: "1 Corinthians 6:9" Can I get that on a t-shirt? more »
    BSAKat: One of these days this country is gonna grow up... more »
    Elevenses: Skepchick has t-shirts that say, "Ex-Masturbator because only the priest can touch me there", which I found pretty funny. [skepchick.org] more »
    porcuPINE: i wonder what kind of strange irony it would be if someone were to masturbate to that clip... /universe implodes or /cat dies more »
    Zyzz: This clip made me so sad. All these hot people talk about how they feel "empty" and "guilty" after masturbating. Imagine how awful that must feel. Now... more »
    bdve: I'm an ex-ex-masturbater. Longest hour of my life. more »
    WalterPater: A couple of times in his crazy Red State youth, Princess attempted to give up masturbation and porn. Suffice it to say, the experiment was not a succ... more »
    Hetairai: LOL! What a waste. more »
    CarneyAulus: Does this mean I'm going to have to masturbate twice as much to make up for these slackers? Well, if that's my cross to bear, so be it. more »
  • #hysteria

    Ex-Masturbator: The New Ex-Gay

    Forget the ex-gays, ex-masturbators are the next new thing in Christian repentance—and they even have their own t-shirts! More »