Sweet callipygian curves haunt our dreams most nights. We can't stop thinking about how those deep- cheeks simply hang out all day and night, covering sweet, juicy, pink holes of immeasurable pleasure. Mark understands our curse. He must. Why else would he assemble a bunch of hot ass chicks with phat asses getting drilled in their Texas-sized bubbles?

Brooke Haven is like one of our first loves. It's bittersweet watching her do her thing: comforting to see our girl, yet wishing we could go back to day one with her. Crista Moore's got more junk in her trunk than Sanford, which is fine with us. The way she backs it up and takes manmeat in her steaming gash makes up for her lack of subtlety. It's hard to be demure with curves that explicit. We respect the way she works with what she was given. Even Brittney Stevens (who doesn't always win us over) comes out looking bomb in this asstastic offering—with two guys taking turns on her well plowed lower half.

Mark brings our fantasy to life best, however, when he teams up Evie Delatosso with Zoe Britton for a big ass lesbian gangsta party. We can only think of two words while we watch these fine ladies roll around, climbing deep in and out of each others' sexy cracks: game over.

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"30 Rock - A XXX Parody" is not an unparalleled success, but it's not a disaster, either: in the spectrum of porno parodies, it falls squarely in the middle. There's a lot that's good about the release, but there are also several areas in which in falls flat—and though it certainly gets the vibe of the show, one doesn't come to the, ahem, climax feeling as those we've just watched an episode of "30 Rock"—but with sex!

First and foremost, the release packs a serious punch with some all-star sex scenes. Really, who among you would turn down the opportunity to watch Lisa Ann take on James Deen? Or—bless our souls—Erik Everhard teaming up with Rebeca Linares and Lana Violet...at the same time? Or Ashlynn Brooke doing anything? The sheer quality of performers included in this release is a wonder to behold—but really, that's only to be expected.

Secondly, the plot—and set ups—are reasonably "30 Rock"-esque. Seeking to improve ratings on "The Chic Show," Jake decides the sketches need to be sexed up (an idea inspired by sex with his girlfriend Alicia). Frustrated by Trey's limelight-hogging, Jenny tries to convince writer Fred to feature her in a really good sketch (and by convince, we mean seduce). Peter fantasizes about the scantily-clad Cherry. Liz falls, once more, for her loser ex-boyfriend's charms. And Ken—well, we'll get to that in a second.

The humor is also reasonably "30 Rock"-esque. Though he's no Tracy Morgan (uh, who is?), Bishop turns in a good performance as Trey, with more than a few jokes that made us laugh. (Want an idea of what we're talking about? A good deal of the jokes make it into the trailer—so if that's all you want, check that out on the feature's website.)

And, of course, we have to give New Sensations props for incorporating secondary characters (especially Alicia/Elisa) into the plot, rather than simply inventing women to fill in the plans. Well, except for in Ken's sex scene...but we'll get to that in a second.

So, yes: Ken's sex scene, which caps off the release, was probably our biggest disappointment—at least in terms of the porno actually bearing some resemblance to "30 Rock," the show. Without going into too much detail, Ken's sex scene is a dream sequence, once in which Ken fantasizes that he's actually Erik Everhard banging two girls named Stephanie and Nancy. Now, there's nothing wrong with watching Mr. Everhard do what he does best, but he's no Kenneth Parcell.

Why'd New Sensations decide to take that tack? Simple, really: Paul Woodcrest, the performer playing Ken, is actually an adult director—and though he was more than happy to lend his boyish charm to the character of Ken, he wasn't quite ready to make his debut as a porn performer. The same goes for Bishop (hence the lack of any "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" fantasy sex scene—you know they were totally thinking about it).

At the end of it all, we found ourselves questioning whether one could make a "30 Rock" porn that really, really worked. After all, the things that make "30 Rock" really work are counter to the things that make a porno really work: part of the fun of "30 Rock" is the running joke that—somehow, in spite of herself—Liz never gets laid. Does seeing Lisa Ann's Liz Limon getting done hard take away from that?

We'll have to get back to you on that one. Right after we finish watching Erik Everhard giving it to these two chicks.

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"We want booby-rockin' - not perfection."

The women in this movie don't so much jiggle as overflow, Carmen Hayes, like a lighter-skinned, larger-jugged Jada Fire, is the most evocative of a time when a young man's thoughts turned to National Geographic as the Gold Standard of Boobs, but even tiny Evie Delatosso does a hypnotic tassel dance without tassels.

Director Jim Malibu knows that boobs and nurses hover at just about cortical level in the minds of porn consumers, and he provides several gloriously gratuitous shots of each of the heroines jumping up and down, driving patients like Eric Swiss out of their minds before gently reeling them in clutched in their voluminous funbags.

Riley Evans is the covergirl and most porny - and anachronistic - of this collection, which also features the wonderfully sloppy Sara Stone and the just-booby-enough Allie Foster.

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Cause, you know, otherwise, we might have to kill him.

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What's the occasion? Preparation for Belladonna's "Party of Feet," a foot fetish film being shot tomorrow (the stars are getting pedicures together today). We have no idea what the plot is (our initial guess was a foot-themed "Party of Five" parody, but we think we may have missed the mark)—but with a cast this enthralling...it has to be good.

Bobbi Starr and Kimberly Kane have been twittering up a storm about the pedicure party. And though we know they're not actually shooting until tomorrow, well—with a group of women this sexy in a room together, can you blame us for keeping watch on their tweets... just in case?

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It seems like she hasn't changed a bit. If anything, Avy Scott has gotten more beautiful in her absence from the world of porn. She's still a curvy big breasted beauty capable of pulling at our heart strings with those sparkling eyes. She still manages to capture the essence of sensuality and harness it into all her scenes, leaving us spellbound as she pleasures some lucky stiff and, just for a moment, we imagine we are him. The beatific smile on her face as she takes his load speaks volumes. Avy Scott loves what she does—and we love her for it!

Joining Miss Scott is an impressive cast that includes Asa Akira, Jessica Bangkok, London Keyes, Evie Delatosso, Dia Zerva, and Marie McCray. Each of these ladies possess similar talents to enthrall and engage our most throbbing sensitive parts. Together they serve as the proverbial icing on the Avy Scott cake, just as sweet and twice as dirty.

"Peep Show 3" releases from Jules Jordan Video next week, but you can see Avy and her new friends now in our special preview.

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There are a few rare humans who are born without the capacity for jealousy and clinging possessiveness. For the rest of us, it's something we are indoctrinated into at an early age and, through tremendous personal growth, attempt unshackle ourselves of as we shed layers of social programming and enjoy the ineffable fruits of our efforts. Though the path is difficult and arduous, what awaits just beyond the jealousy is the fulfillment of sexual desires so thoroughly and deeply buried in your right now that you aren't even conscious of them. Trust us. They're in there, just waiting for you to do the work to free your mind.

Back in the 70's, the idea of wife swapping reached public acceptance with the introduction of "key parties"—a cultural phenomenon that played to the strengths of free love and uninhibited group sex. The idea was simple: as couples filed into the party, the men would drop their car keys into a fish bowl. Wives would then blindly draw out a set and partner up with whomever they belonged to. Famed sex author and Fleshbot friend Tristan Taormino asserts in "Opening Up," her new book on polyamory, that this concept was allegedly spawned amongst married Navy personal in San Diego.

Since then, the climate of America has been radically transformed—ironically, by many of the same people. The former agents of free love have given in to a moral panic that's usurped sexual exploration, transforming it into a benignly flavorless stew harnessing the energy more for reproduction than recreation.

Which is why the latest release from Pink Visual, "Wife Swap Volume 6" is so refreshing. At no point during the action do we get the sense that there's anything out of the ordinary in the behavior of these loving, sexually liberated couples. In fact, Evie Delatosso, Kelly Kline, Mario Rossi, Richard Kline, Jack Lawrence, Puma Swede, Shy Love, Steven St.Croix, Emilianna, Joe Rock, Kayla Paige, Will Powers, Barry Scott, Dick Delaware, Lacey Love, Lindsay Love, Burke, Jack Vegas, Tina Tink, and Veronica Rayne couldn't be happier to be swinging back and forth with each other.

We could all learn a lot from these post Nietzschean darlings about living more human than human. But for now, just kick back as a casual observer and enjoy this fine set of promotional pictures provided by Pink Visual.

"Wife Swap, Volume 6" releases this week, heralding what could be a brave new world.

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Evie Delatosso, Aiden Starr, Charlotte Vale, Dylan Lauren, and Stevie Hart are all signatories with Spiegler Girls, a Porn Valley talent agency. The culture at that agency is different; the talent seems to like each other.

"Evie is just my size, so we fuck a lot," said Aiden Starr, hoping to titillate me, and implying that since I was not her size, then nothing would ever happen between us. Temptress.

When Dylan Ryan introduced herself, I thought that she was in for a peck of trouble with vagitarians, as someone named Dylan Ryan also works in hardcore lesbian movies like Maria Beatty's "Sex Mannequin" and "Strap-On Motel."

"Watch your back," I whispered.

"Oh no," she said. "I'm the same person. My hair's just different."

"So you take the cock?" I asked.

"Yes."

"Watch your back."

I like all these people. I met about 30 people before them today who fell into a default finger-in-the-mouth pose. This is the porn world you will inherit.

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While the disc is worth peeping for that footage of the Casper-skinned Stoya getting “romanced” in every available orifice alone, it's filled with the customary zest (we did call it "zesty", right?) that's become a hallmark of the entire "My First Porn" series. So even if some of the starlets aren't technically making their porn debuts here, at least they're fucking like it's their first time in front of the camera ... and isn't that the whole point anyway?

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