And apparently ladies really love elves: during her stint as Link, Justine was able to wrest a kiss from the lips of fellow Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely...and, uh, a few other things, too.

· Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School (drsketchy.com)
· Justine Joli (justinejoli.com)
· Ryan Keely (ryankeely.com)

AIM is Adult Industry Medical, the porn industry's embattled and cash-strapped one-stop for mandatory STD testing. How does the clinic that holds the monopoly on STD testing for the porn industry find itself needing a benefit? Well, it might have something to do with legal bills arising from increasing challenges by L.A. County and City health agencies demanding the porn biz change its condom and testing policies.

Whatever the cause for the low funds is, Kimberly Kane and Belladonna are addressing - in spectacular fashion - the real fear that, should AIM go away, the porn industry will lose its friendly clinic where everyone is respectfully referred to by one's porn name and where one is shielded from the indignity of explaining what ATOGM is in front of a room of screaming babies.

The benefit at L.A.'s awesome Busby's East (formerly the Conga Room) features the aforementioned date to end all dates raffle as well as appearances by several Wicked Girls (including a jessica drake gift basket sadly not containing jessica drake), Courtney Cummz, Nicki Hunter, Nina Hartley, and probably everyone else.

Not only that, but celebrity MC duties will be handled by Brody Stevens, Chris Nieratko, Ari Shaffir, and Steve Agee. And, almost as exciting as the thought of a 14-foot game of Footsie under your dream date table, my band, Fogelfoot, will also be there. But we will not date you. (There is also a band called The Makers, and I am assured they are nice young men.)

Organizer Kane tells us that all proceeds of the evening (which features two full bars) will be going to AIM. So, if you want Beladonna's ass to continue to be haunted by friendly ghosts, we'll see you on Saturday.

· Belladonna And Kimberly Kane's Winter Wonderland (posterous.com)
· AIM (aim-med.org)

In addition to thanking her fans and analyzing the gender-redefining dynamics of The Box's burlesque acts, Joanna also talks about canoodling with the other guests. While some of us get flustered around pornstars, Joanna floats around with ease (because she's a pornstar. Duh).

As for Levi Johnston, who seems to be everyone's favorite topic, Joanna has this to say:

He is pretty handsome. I don't normally crave Republican cock but I am certainly excited to see this one.

More photos/good times at XOXO Joanna Angel (xoxojoannaangel.com)

What is "Case," you ask? Why a "deadpan reading of the classic cyberpunk novel Neuromancer," one that involves "moving Bauhaus-inspired sculptural props accompanied by the Gamelan ensemble Dharma Swara."

We, personally, will have to see it to believe it. (Good thing we already bought our tickets!)

· Brody Condon's "Case" (newmuseum.org)
· Image of Sasha Grey via Twistys (twistys.com)

Burlesque performer Jonny Porkpie wrote the pulp tome (we covered Christa Faust's "The Money Shot" last year) and the book will be feted at the fetid Bleecker Street Theatre on November 21 and 28 with a stage presentation of "Corpse"'s plot performed by burlesque hoofers Dirty Martini, Jo Boobs, Madame Rosebud, and Clams Casino, as well as the book's cover models, Nasty Canasta and GiGi LaFemme.

When is the last time you saw one of your favorite storybooks enacted on stage? And was there almost-nudity in "Shrek On Ice"? No there wasn't.

· Lurid Lunch (pinchbottom.com)
· "The Corpse Wore Pasties" (hardcasecrime.com)

Sexiest New Fashion: The Blonds

Sexiest Art: Paul Pope

Sexiest CGI: "Pirate's Booty," Adult Source Media

Porn to Mainstream Crossover Award: Sasha Grey

Mainstream to Porn Crossover Award: Levi Johnston

Sexiest Advertising: American Apparel

Sexiest TV Show: "True Blood"

Lifetime Achievement for Sexy Fashion: Patricia Field

Fan Choice Awards
Sexiest Female: Joanna Angel
Sexiest Male: Marco Blaze

Belladonna
Photo by Nikola Tamindzic (homeofthevain.com)
Belladonna
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Syd Blakovich, Jessie Lee, and Ellen Stagg
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Jessie Lee
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Syd Blakovich and Jessie Lee
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Jessie Lee and Ellen Stagg
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Darenzia and Jade Vixen
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Darenzia and Jade Vixen
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Playgirl go-go boys Matt and Chris
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Playgirl go-go boys Matt and Chris
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Playgirl go-go boys Matt and Chris
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Justin Bond and John Cameron Mitchell
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Jo Boobs, The Baroness, and Dante Posh
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Our sponsors at njoy
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Miss Calico
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Miss Calico
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Lorelei Lee
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Jiz Lee and Lorelei Lee
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Jiz Lee
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Lorelei Lee, Jiz Lee, and Joanna Angel
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Lorelei Lee, Jiz Lee, and Joanna Angel
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Joanna Angel
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Joanna Angel
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Jessie Lee and Jonathan Ames
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Ellen Stagg and Jessie Lee
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Jiz Lee and Justine Joli
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Jiz Lee and Justine Joli
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Justine Joli and the njoy Eleven
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Arpad Miklos and Jiz Lee
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Brian Moylan and Arpad Miklos
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Jiz Lee, Lux Alptraum, and Justine Joli. Editors get all the babes.
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Syd Blakovich and Lux Alptraum. Editors really get all the babes.
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Syd Blakovich
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UPDATE: A full list of the award winners can be found here.

8:34
I know we said we'd get started at 8:45, but there's tons of people here, and I'm impatient. In case you've forgotten who the top five contender for the Fleshbot Readers' Choice Awards are, here's a recap!

In other news: The Baroness and Dante Posh just rolled through, as did Syd Blakovich, Jiz Lee, and that crew.

8:39
Just saw Michael Musto from the Village Voice, looking brilliant as always. Joanna Angel is parked by the bar with her date. And... Yep, Syd Blakovich exits the bar double-fisting drinks. It's going to be a good time.

8:49
There's a mysterious naked man with long hair, a mask, and a fedora standing on the bar. No one seems to notice. (If you haven't guessed by now, I'm stuck by the bar.)

9:03
Much of the adult entertainment crowd was just ushered upstairs for a photo session. The show should be starting soon.

9:04
Oh snap! It's beginning! Justin Bond is singing the dirtiest song he knows and he looks like a healthy Liza Minnelli.

9:07
John Cameron Mitchell just joined Justin on the stage. They both look adorable. The first presenter: Justine Joli! Pinch me.

9:10
Jimmy Jane wins the Sexiest Technology Award!

FYI the awards that are being given out are giant, steel, double-sided dildos, just like in the picture.

9:12
Michael Lucas is presenting the next award for the Sexiest Fashion Newcomers. Michael Lucas is one busy man. Google him.

9:14
The Blonds win! They are so blond.

Mantrix is now performing. The crowd is entranced.

9:16
I may have gotten that last name wrong. This is hard to describe. It's like Cirque du Soleil, but less French and more nude.

9:22
Julie Atlas Muz is presenting the award for Sexiest Art. How do you decide what art is sexiest? Doesn't it depend on the genre. Ah, this is about comic art. I'm slightly hard of hearing. Anyway, the award goes to Paul Pope, but Ben Naples Nabors is accepting for him.

Presenters can't help exclaiming over the glory of the Double-Sided Dildo award.

9:25
Rob Roth: "CGI is for hot cocks that never need fluffing." This next award is for the world's best gay-porn-computer-generated animation.

The award goes to "Pirate's Booty!" We love that film.

9:27
Prince of Porn Performance Art, Tom Judson is taking the stage. He actually just got here (I saw him go by), and he seems a bit flustered. He's presenting the Mainstream Crossover Award. I wonder who that will go to...

PS: Did you know that Tom Judson was the oldest recipient of the GayVN Performer of the Year award?

9:30
Sasha Grey wins! Surprise(?)! Unfortunately, she's not here. She's in Portugal. But she did record a lovely video for us/plug for her new project.

This is all moving really fast. In fact, this is probably the first award show to be ahead of schedule.

9:35
Our beloved Lux is taking the stage (she's so graceful!), and it's time for the Readers' Choice Awards:

Marco Blaze wins the for the men! Unfortunately, he's overseas (and didn't record a video for us).

For the fems, it's Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel! And she's here! And she's flustered. And she is sooo fine. (Some think she looks a bit like Sarah Silverman. What do you think?)

9:38
Justine Joli is doing a striptease to "You Can Leave Your Hat On." Her hat is definitely the only thing still on.

9:41
It's intermission time! Let's all browse Fleshbot while we wait for more pornstars to come on stage! Yay!

Also, Lux would like to take this moment to thank nJoy, who sponsored this event by making those epic dildo-awards: The Eleven. See you all in a jiff.

10:04
Intermission Notes:
Intermission consists of five foxy representatives from The Box grinding on stage. My personal favorite is the guy wearing a black corset with matching gas mask.
They're playing Mickey Avalon's "My Dick." I know this song by heart. It's embarrassing.

Patrice O'Neal is here. He's looking good!

Justine Joli (who I'm slowly becoming obsessed with) walks like she's stripteasing. All. The. Time. It's amazing.

Some people with a camera just came by and asked me what I'm doing. They had me read some stuff. If you ever see me somewhere looking sweaty and confused, that's what that was.

10:10
Something is happening...
Someone's performing a dance as a vagina. Not in the Georgia O'Keefe way. Like a real, pulsing, quaking, dripping vagina. With a big, sequined clit.

I guess Intermission is over?

10:12
Lorelei Lee is looking gorgeous. As is Belladonna, whose dress says something very Whitney Houston to me. (In a "Bodyguard" way.)

10:14
It's time for the Mainstream-to-Porn Crossover Award. As everyone knows, Levi Johnson is the lucky recipient. He just let us know that his magazine spread comes out next week. Any guesses what he'll do with The Eleven?

10:15
Ryan Keely is presenting the next award: Sexiest Advertising.

Who is our favorite, billboard-bombing, butt-showing clothing company? American Apparel, of course. Marsha Brady (no relation) is accepting on behalf of the company.

And it's time for another act! A famous S&M performer, Mistress Lee and her Pet Rudy.

10:18
Could that be Mistress Jiz Lee?

10:20
It's hard to see back here. But I can hear the Cat-O'-Nine-Tails.

10:22
Actually, it's more of a contortionist/acrobatic act. They are, after all, circus folk. And I don't think it was Jiz Lee. Liveblogging fail.

10:25
Jonathan Ames, writer/creator of Bored to Death (among other things), is presenting the Sexiest TV Award.

"This was a good year for couch potatoes. Especially couch potatoes with a libido."

10:26
True Blood wins! I love that show. No one is here to receive the award, so Jonathan Ames is taking the dildo home. Real talk, Jonathan Ames. Real talk.

10:31
Our last presenter is Joey Arias, who asks, "Is everybody horny? Who likes cum?"

The winner of the Fleshbot Lifetime Sexy Fashion Award is Patricia Field! If you don't know, look her up. I'm busy applauding.

10:32
The night is winding down. How will we finish off this beautiful event?

10:35
It's Belladonna!

10:38
Oh dear, she has a dildo.

10:47
Cannot describe what just went on. Amazing. I'll try to fill this in later. Wow.

Sadly, that brings us to the end of the night. We've had a lot of fun here, and there should be more pics and such tomorrow. Until then, thanks for being with us. We love you all.

* * * * *

Previously: The First Annual Fleshbot Awards

Starting at 8:45 EST, we'll be liveblogging the proceedings right here on ye olde Fleshbot. Find out who wins awards, what celebrities show up...and what sort of sordid shenanigans we all get up to.

And for a hint of what's to come:

· Levi Johnston: Playgirl Spread Earns Him Sex Award (eonline.com)
· Levi Johnston's Flesh Festivities (nypost.com)

Say what you will about violent sports, Supreme Commandress Joanna looks just as good all buffed-up as she does in the buff. Finally, after weeks of waiting, we got to see her step toe to toe with Rawdog, and she made him her bitch. Technically, she didn't win, but only because she stomped the guy while he was down. "I really did not want to fight like a ghetto chick but it was just my first instinct to do so."

Real talk, Joanna. Real talk.

· Fight Pictures from Ellis Mania! (more @ xoxojoannaangel.com)

New Yorkers will be able to take it all in on Thursday, October 22nd at the Museum Of Sex; Philadelphia gets a piece of April on Saturday, October 24th at the Painted Bride Art Center. Both events start at 7:30, with a cover charge of $10. Hope to see you there!

· April Flores love toy art show (edenfantasys.com)

Why, by entering our little contest! We're making a limited number of spots on the guest list available to our most eligible readers. Want in? Send us an email with the following info...and you (yes, you!) might just find yourself partying down with the staff of Fleshbot next month.

Please send:

- Your legal name (for the guest list, not to be published on the site)
- Your commenter name, if you have one
- A picture of yourself looking your Fleshbottiest (picture must be of you—don't try to fool us with pornstar pics!)
- A statement indicating that you are over the age of 18
- Answers to these three questions:
1) What does Fleshbot mean to you?
2) If you were a sex toy, what kind of sex toy would you be?
3) What Crush Object are you most like, and why?

Once we've gotten the entries, we'll be posting a few of our favorites to the site—so don't send us anything too dirty (unless you're naughty like that).

[NB: Please be aware that this contest is for party entry only. If you win, you are responsible for your own travel and lodging costs. Fleshbot can not be held responsible for any inappropriate flirting that Brian O'Brien may engage in at the event.]

· Thumbnail stars: Party guests Justine Joli and Arpad Miklos

I am excited about the 30th annual Exotic Erotic Ball, which I will be attending to add a layer of decorum to the debauchery (by wearing a monocle). But, lest proximity to the writhing free love deviants prove overwhelming, I'm also going to be trying out the RealTouch haptic sex simulator, which transmits signals directly to one's junk via specially-coded adult videos.

Will the moistness and friction of the haptic marital aid rival what is available to one in real life, or will one forsake the carbon-based world for Tron-like sterility and Cyberskin orgasms? I don't know; which has better Mexican food?

If you're in San Francisco this weekend, please say hi (you'll know me by my ascot).

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(Need more convincing? The calendar features Zoli, Asa Akira, Steam, Jeanette Jones, Ryan Keely, Jelena Jensen, Heather Vandeven, Justine Joli, Joanna Angel, Nicole, Jessie Lee, Shay Laren, and Charlotte Stokely. We thought that might persuade you.)

And if you happen to be in Brooklyn on October 22, there's going to be a release party at the Mishka store (350 Broadway—that's in Brooklyn, not Manhattan). We hear Ellen will be showing off some outtakes and unused shots from the calendar...and a few models will even be on hand to sign calendars!

Cover girl Joanna Angel
Mishka NYC (mishkanyc.com)
Heather Vandeven
Mishka NYC (mishkanyc.com)
Steam
Mishka NYC (mishkanyc.com)

Now, she's not going pro or anything, but she willing be fighting against some dude named Rawdog in Jason Ellis's fightstravaganza, Ellis Mania. She's only got a few weeks to train, but we're sure she can pull it off. Pretty sure, anyway. (Maybe she should get a few fighting tips from Syd Blakovich?)

· Buy tickets to Ellis Mania (ticketmaster.com)
· Ellis Mania (xoxojoannaangel.com)