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more about #europorn justingeist: I'm really sick of girls with nice natural tits getting ugly implants. That is so 1990s. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: They lusa their inhibitions, I see. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Aside from the title remindind me of the name Panic! At the Disco, this is tops. Of course, it also echoes Godspeed You! Black Emperor. So, maybe not... more » Beaker: Those nipple shields are very decorative. She wears them well. more » WalterPater: Pic 4 is the first photo still to give me a hard-on in a month. more » hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB: Formatting on this post is off. And pic 9 makes me really pissed I don't live in SoCal right now. Like really, really, really, really, really, really,... more » Pinkie: What's with the sudden rush to the Christmas season? It's only the day after Thanksgiving! Why, in my day, we waited at least until the second week... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Your uniform does not impress me. Your body does. #europorn more » uncaringbear008: I'm guessing this flick has nothing to do with women going about their daily business as police officers, nurses and other uniformed professions. more » Mazda Eric: I mean, could they at least TRY to come up with a better title? :P #europorn more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Well, there goes Eli Roth's Hostel 3 re-boot/treatment. Back to the drawing-board. #europorn more » offred: While every death is a tragedy, "Criminal Sex Investigation" teaches us that the greatest purpose of life is to fuck a lot and leave a sexy corpse. I... more » Crystal_Mountain: Mmmmm, Zenza Raggi. more » milky_mike: That would be Jasmyne Black, aka Jasmine Black, aka Aha Hott, etc, etc. Yes, she's f-ing gourgeous. more » -
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The Impaling Of Black Anjelika
Black Anjelika is an entrancing 22-year-old from Romania. When seen naked, she makes the viewer think, "I can't decide where to start." Lucky for us, she appears in "Anal Asspirations 11," so we'll just begin at the back. More » -
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"Unfaithful 5": Adultery Looks Better In Portugal
Five lesbians - four of whom are in couples - rent a beachfront Portuguese villa and sex and heartbreak ensue. Surely these women know that the weight of history is against their emerging from their Sapphic weekend faithful. More » -
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If The Russians Love Their "Schoolgirls" Too
One thing we lack in America is a strong tradition of boarding school-based pornography like they have in Europe, what with their "Young Harlots," "Suspiria," and now "Russian Institute: Back to School." How would our pornstresses handle a French voiceover? More » -
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Aletta Ocean And Why "Slam"ming It Is Really The Only Option
Aletta Ocean is a captivating Hungarian who will be 22 later this month. Prior to her boob job she almost looked wholesome, but now, with rhinestones ringing her 3-D nipples and thigh-high stockings, well, she sure doesn't. More » -
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Your Euro XXXmas Goose: "A Fucking Christmas Dinner"
Since I go home for the holidays, Private's team of leggy and melon-scented pornstresses gave me a ballseye view of how they celebrate Christ's birth on the continent - by fucking on the table. It truly is a wonderful life. More » -
#theass
Uniformed Euro-Sluts And Where They're Taking It
Here's what we know: These sluts wear uniforms, take it in the ass, and there are six of them. I don't know what else you expected from "6 Sluts in Uniform Take It Up the Ass." More » -
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Private Dicks (And Pussies): "Criminal Sex Investigation"
Had enough of porn parodies? Not yet, Comrade. Imagine, if you will, an Eastern European porn adaptation of "CSI: Las Vegas" and you get the Private's porntastically unfathomable "Criminal Sex Investigation." More » -
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"Brief Encounters" With Beautiful Young Lesbians
Our new best friends Lesbian Provocateur came around this week to drop a sizzling new Sapphic tale featuring thirteen beautiful young horny women—and throwing in everything (including the good silverware_. More » -
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"Orgy At The Villa": Portuguese Poolside Poontang
When we see the hairless, lush pussy of a willing European barmaid presented to us as frankly as a UN resolution we wonder, "Why did we ever leave?" More » -
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Veronica Lake: Out Of The "Ashes to Ashes"
Where is the troubled, sin-compelled pornstress Veronika Lake now? In the re-released porn-noir "Ashes to Ashes," she plays a femme fatale obsessed as much with Five Copious Loads as she is with Seven Deadly Sins.
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#hardcore
Cindy Hope Is "Fresh", Among Other Things
Much as in that "Highlander" movie, European smut directors are in a constant battle to be crowned the reigning king of filthy, perverted sex. Which is why they're constantly on the lookout for their next big starlet, the girl that will propel them and their cinematic vehicles to new heights of megastardom. And what exactly qualifies an up-and-coming adult film actress to fulfill this weighty obligation? Well, an elastic sense of personal boundaries is important, along with a willingness to try new things with new people and a lack of a gag reflex. Veteran French director Christoph Clark thinks he may just have found the perfect specimen in his latest protégé Cindy Hope ... and from what we've seen of Cindy so far, we're inclined to agree. More » -
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Checking In To John Chalk's "Hotel Fetish"
Following my first AVN convention in 2003, I tried to stay at every Vagabond Inn in the country and found each had the same delightful old man/hooker or old man who is a hooker smell as the one in Las Vegas. So you could say that I, too, had a hotel fetish. (Ed. note: As opposed to a Motel Fetish, which presumably involves stalking Dita Von Teese around the country and plucking stray hairs out of the bathtubs in the rooms she stays in?) More »


