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    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Your uniform does not impress me. Your body does. #europorn more »
    Mazda Eric: I mean, could they at least TRY to come up with a better title? :P #europorn more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Well, there goes Eli Roth's Hostel 3 re-boot/treatment. Back to the drawing-board. #europorn more »
    offred: While every death is a tragedy, "Criminal Sex Investigation" teaches us that the greatest purpose of life is to fuck a lot and leave a sexy corpse. I... more »
    Crystal_Mountain: Mmmmm, Zenza Raggi. more »
    milky_mike: That would be Jasmyne Black, aka Jasmine Black, aka Aha Hott, etc, etc. Yes, she's f-ing gourgeous. more »
  • #theass

    Uniformed Euro-Sluts And Where They're Taking It

    Here's what we know: These sluts wear uniforms, take it in the ass, and there are six of them. I don't know what else you expected from "6 Sluts in Uniform Take It Up the Ass." More »
  • #dvd

    Private Dicks (And Pussies): "Criminal Sex Investigation"

    Had enough of porn parodies? Not yet, Comrade. Imagine, if you will, an Eastern European porn adaptation of "CSI: Las Vegas" and you get the Private's porntastically unfathomable "Criminal Sex Investigation." More »
  • #hardcore

    "Brief Encounters" With Beautiful Young Lesbians

    Our new best friends Lesbian Provocateur came around this week to drop a sizzling new Sapphic tale featuring thirteen beautiful young horny women—and throwing in everything (including the good silverware_. More »
  • #dvd

    "Orgy At The Villa": Portuguese Poolside Poontang

    When we see the hairless, lush pussy of a willing European barmaid presented to us as frankly as a UN resolution we wonder, "Why did we ever leave?" More »
  • #dvd

    Veronica Lake: Out Of The "Ashes to Ashes"

    Where is the troubled, sin-compelled pornstress Veronika Lake now? In the re-released porn-noir "Ashes to Ashes," she plays a femme fatale obsessed as much with Five Copious Loads as she is with Seven Deadly Sins. More »
  • #hardcore

    Cindy Hope Is "Fresh", Among Other Things

    Much as in that "Highlander" movie, European smut directors are in a constant battle to be crowned the reigning king of filthy, perverted sex. Which is why they're constantly on the lookout for their next big starlet, the girl that will propel them and their cinematic vehicles to new heights of megastardom. And what exactly qualifies an up-and-coming adult film actress to fulfill this weighty obligation? Well, an elastic sense of personal boundaries is important, along with a willingness to try new things with new people and a lack of a gag reflex. Veteran French director Christoph Clark thinks he may just have found the perfect specimen in his latest protégé Cindy Hope ... and from what we've seen of Cindy so far, we're inclined to agree. More »
  • #events

    Barcelona International Erotic Film Festival Goes To ... Madrid?

  • #backintheussr

    Checking In To John Chalk's "Hotel Fetish"

    Following my first AVN convention in 2003, I tried to stay at every Vagabond Inn in the country and found each had the same delightful old man/hooker or old man who is a hooker smell as the one in Las Vegas. So you could say that I, too, had a hotel fetish. (Ed. note: As opposed to a Motel Fetish, which presumably involves stalking Dita Von Teese around the country and plucking stray hairs out of the bathtubs in the rooms she stays in?) More »
  • #hardcore

    Crazy French Porn Director Offers "Psycho Sex"