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Pornstars In Polyester: "'70s Show: A XXX Parody"
Quick word of advice: jizz will not wash out of polyester. Trust us. More » -
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Pink Visual, Self Proclaimed Masters of Reality Porn, Continue Series Unchallenged
After amassing over twenty websites with thousands of videos, it's easy to see why Pink Visual would consider boldly labeling themselves the "masters" of reality porn. Not so fast! We'll be the judge of that. More » -
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Pink Visual Continues Encouraging Couples To Seduce Teens
It's that time of year again. The weather is cooling, leaves are turning, and couples are back out there, scouring malls, parks, and sex shops, working in teams to seduce teens. We love the fall! More » -
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Teens' Evil Designs Thwarted Through Couples' Superior Fucking Power
While some might consider the act of couples seducing legal teen trim as exploitative and ultimately corrupt, the good folks over at Pink Visual have elevated the hunt into an absolute art form worthy of recognition. More » -
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Goo Diligence: "Cum Scene Investigation 5"
Perhaps this porn series cleaved harder to its non-porn inspiration in earlier incarnations, but for the life of me I can't find a Gary Sinise anywhere in the fifth installment. Facially unloaded disappointment. More » -
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Teen Seduction: Couples Still Doing It
If I were Yakov Smirnov (and who says I'm not?) I might be tempted to say, "Those couples are always seducing teens ha ha ha!" Indeed, through ten segments of Pink Visual's almost-believable "reality" series in which porn stars pretend to be real people, it sometimes seems just about plausible that those May/July seductions actually happen. -
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"Housewife Bangers" Capture The Zeitgeist
The original title of this post was "Porn or Outback Steakhouse Menu Item?". But upon watching this movie, filled with a "Taxi Driver"-load of revenge fantasies based on getting what's owed, we determined to give it our patented Highbrow Approach™ instead. More »


