Yes, Natalie's deflowering has been sold to an American man for one million dollars. Yes, it seems like a lot to us, too, but hey: props to Natalie for scoring so much cash. Also in the works? A book deal and a biopic. Man, if we'd known auctioning off our ladyflower could be that much of a get rich quick scheme, we never would have pursued this whole writing scam.

· Girl Selling Virginity To End Auction In The Next Few Days (scandalist.thefablife.com)

All kidding aside, the special was actually worth watching. Though it was—predictably—full of a great deal of sensationalism, it also took the time to interview sex workers and sex worker advocates, filling the the hour with sound bites from women like Veronica Monet and Elizabeth Bernstein. TV actually providing a well-rounded, honest look at prostitution? Amazing!

Most surprising moment of the night? Amid all the shock and awe, he special actually took the time to touch on serious issues, such as decriminalization, even taking the time to interview Carol Leigh, aka Scarlot Harlot, a noted sex worker's rights activist:

We're not sure if this special is a sign of things to come, or just a blip on the radar—but if more networks follow CNBC's lead, that can only be a good thing.

· "Dirty Money: The Business Of High End Prostitution (cnbc.com)

Take the website "Seattle Art Suppliers," for example, which used to be "St. Louis Auto Specialists"—and which is actually a forum where escorts and their customers can "discuss everything from gardening to philosophy to how they prefer one another's pubic hair to be groomed". (Or at least it was until an article about it appeared in the local alt weekly.) It seems that some discussions on the interweb still need to be kept under wraps after all. The more things change ...

· "OldestProfession2.0: A new generation of local 'providers' and 'hobbyists' create a virtual red-light district" (riverfronttimes.com, via Valleywag)
· Seattle Art Suppliers (stlasp.com; memberships closed)

A little clueless herself when she first started out in the sex game, Amanda figured out that with a little business sense and the right precautions, you can make a successful living as an escort-for-hire. More than just good advice, the book takes a look at sex and money and it's a reminder of how the "online revolution" (we totally just made that up) has changed the very nature of prostitution. Setting up your own corner of the internet is a heck of a lot safer than standing on a street corner (safer for the johns, too) and when done right, it can also make the life easier and more lucrative. Plus, when you're online you can talk like those adorable lolcats. Everyone loves them!

· The Internet Escort's Handbook (theinternetescortshandbook.com)
· "An Ex-Escort's Guide to Online Savvy and Safety" (villagevoice.com)
· Image via real-uk-escorts.co.uk

Even Jefferson can't connect the dots ... but he'll try after the jump.

Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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Strippers, Snipers and Bombs

It's midnight and I'm shimmying in front of a coked-up sniper named Jim. Moments like these it's good to stop and ask yourself, "Self, is this really what you want to be doing?" I learned to talk to myself that way in college statistics and I've never stopped.

"You'll see," Jim says. "You'll fucking see me on TV after we pull this off."

"I don't have a TV, hon."

He doesn't hear me. I don't leave. There is no place else to learn this, to understand why people are willing and excited to get in airplanes and go to other countries and kill people at the drop of an order. My red dress, the Dorothy dress, has fallen to the floor. I kick it up to my hand behind me as I lean forward and squeeze my boobs together in his face.

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Sex With Vanilla Women

We met for brunch one day and she brought up the ever-lovin' topic of sex.

She talked about some of her bad experiences and a few good ones. I didn't want to come right out and declare my submission, instead I just said "I prefer to be . . . a giver."

Her eyebrows raised a bit and we had a few too many Bloody Marys.

"I'll bet I'm kinkier than you," she declared.

"Ummm, I doubt that."

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Ten Things I've Learned abut Sex III: Leave Your Clothing on a Pile

I won't relate to you here the entire story of the night I lost my virginity. Believe me, it is long and filled with girly cat fights and drunken decisions—you don't want to hear it. Oh, and the after story, including the part where I find out that the guy hadn't really broken up with his girlfriend AND it was her birthday? That's even longer. Let's just say that I haven't seen that guy since . . . well . . . the day after I lost my virginity.

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Everyone Hates Bush!

We had a shower together. She had a huge bush. What a major turn off. I don't get girls who don't shave. I've mentioned this a million times in the blog, but it seems I'm not getting through since I still meet girls with hairy pussies. Ladies, if there's one thing you remember from my blog, remember this: shave. (And take it up the ass, of course.)

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Lose Track of Time?

I was ready to head home. The night was almost over and I was already plotting out the order of the closing chores to get our butts out the door in the shortest amount of time. I really should have known better than to extend what amounts to a hand-embossed, engraved invitation to the universe at large.

However, I did and fortune gave me a cheeky grin walking in the front door.

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MILF Barbie

She was wearing a pink midriff sleeveless top holding two large tits with protruding nipples, very blonde hair, but the best part was the barely covering pink skirt. It went maybe two-and-a-half to three inches below her pussy.

In an area that usually has people wearing track pants, this was perhaps one of the best things I've seen in a long time. Thankfully, my store is usually quiet, so I didn't have irritating customers disrupting my mental undressing time.

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See also: Sugasm #108: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via Legs N Feet (TGP/preview gallery @ kinky-cleo.com, via Ask Jolene)

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Snuggle up with Jefferson after the jump.

Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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"Foot Slave"

i spend a lot of time attending to and worshiping my Master's feet. It's something He enjoys immensely. i give pedicures, massages, lots of oral worship, and spend time as His footstool several nights a week. Generally, it's foreplay leading up to a blowjob or more. It's not always, of course. i know Master finds using me as a footstool while He sips spiked hot cocoa to be incredibly relaxing.

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"Yes, I Love Your Cock Uniquely, Unlike All Other Cocks"

"Do you like my cock?" my Ray Porter asks me for the tenth time since we sashayed up to his expensive hotel room in downtown Bohemia. I've stripped down from my elegant black dinner-wear to my birthday suit, and we're cuddled up on a fluffy white down comforter.

Have you ever noticed that all hotel linens are always bleach white, no matter where you go?

"Oh, yes," I purr, yet again. "It's so straight and pink and warm in my hand."

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"A Well-Needed Snort, Drink and Sex!"

We both fell to the floor and our lips were locked together. My back was against the wall and she was pressed up against me. She had a handful of my hair, and my hands were playfully tugging at her jeans. She moved one hand down and tried to unbutton them with no success. I slid down to my back and Kathy crawled on top of me. She pressed her hips down hard to feel my cock. She wriggled around and took off her sweatshirt. Her breasts were covered by a white bra with tiny flowers on it. I was shocked to see it was a front clasp bra and how easily she removed it. As she is sitting on me she starts to undo my pants. One swift motion every single button on my fly is opened.

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"Kickin' It North"

It was time to head out, time to go dance . . . with people we had never laid eyes on. We headed to a club I'd never been too. Louise had, and she said was always a good time. Off to the club we sped, a local hip-hop station blaring through the speakers was getting us in the mood for our next adventure.

We danced, made requests, and talked to a couple of guys for quite awhile. Before I knew it I was giving him my address, telling him to stop by later on.

We laugh, and teeter our way back to the car. "Oh my god I told that guy to come over!!!" I howled. "He won't come over, no way . . . it's so freaking late." I affirmed.

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"Second Time Around"

"Please . . . I want your cock in my pussy," I whispered to Norion that evening. "Baaaby," he groaned, his eyes closed as he tried to go to sleep. "I just gave you four orgasms with eating you out . . . and my dick has been laid out with your lips. We both came . . . just roll over and go to sleep."

I tried. Honestly I tried, but the Pussy was not yet satisfied. SHE wanted more.

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"So The Evening Went Well"

I forgot how little it takes to get Ethan fired up the way he does.
A short skirt is always a cert and he's straight in there to find out if I've panties on or not. My ass is slapped and things started to hot up.

Dinner kind of got in the way so onto desert; and come on you always have seconds if not thirds of desert . . . right?

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Thumbnail via tootimid.com

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Supporters point out that Fremont, hurting for cash to the point that it has limited its court hours, has better things to do than punishing prosties, but sex worker advocate Carol Leigh takes it a step further: "Starchild, like most San Franciscans, would have little cause or desire to go to Fremont," she said. "I don't meant to put down Fremont, especially in light of the city's financial woes, but Fremont?"

· Bay Area Sex Worker Advocacy Network (bayswan.org)

We did the smallest amount of muckraking and immediately regretted it. More after the gap.

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A spokesman for the paper quickly confirmed that no, the performer using the name Hillary Scott is not actually the prostitute using the name Tiffany. Bill Margold, a fixture at the X Press for 14 years, defended the move by saying, "once you sign a release and that image is sold, it can be used for anything all over the United States."

Margold has also appeared in multiple porn films, so he knows who's who.

"But you know that Hillary Scott is not Tiffany, right?"

"That's a chance anyone takes in the adult industry who signs a photo release," he said.

Well maybe Hillary Scott is up the creek for signing a photo release, but what does "Tiffany" look like? I am choosy about where my full releases come from.

A press release from Scott's handlers (quoting everyone involved in her career but Scott herself), didn't deny that Scott might work as an escort; it just said she wasn't Tiffany, and that the X Press "usually puts a recognizable adult movie star on the cover to grab attention however, this time they goofed. Or maybe they didn't goof and wanted the publicity."

Conclusion: Porn is a filthy business.

· Hillary Scott (myspace.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Depending on when you're reading this, you either have a few hours to set your TiVo to catch self-proclaimed "Queen of the Porn Star Escorts" Brittany Andrews get raked over the coals have a fair, balanced, and civil chat with talk show titaness Tyra Banks this afternoon—or find someone who recorded it to see for yourself whether words like "foot fetish", "strap-on", or "$1000 an hour" were part of the discussion. According to Brittany, though, her appearance seems to have been nothing if not about female empowerment: "I was really pleased to be a part of Tyra's show. I love the fact that she focuses significantly on current issues facing women, and being a female entrepreneur with a network of websites that have been highly successful over the last 8 years, they felt I could bring a great deal of flavor to this topic." And maybe we're being a little hard on Tyra when it comes to her attitudes toward people who work in the sex industry—after all, as long as you're not stealing her identity, who's to say that she's not totally cool with how you choose to make your living?*

· Brittany Andrews (brittanyandrews.com)
· Meet Brittany (rates and info @ meetbrittany.com)
· The Tyra Banks Show (tyrashow.warnerbros.com)

*Update We're just now noticing that the theme of the show is "Cyber Girls and Angry Wives". Guess that answers that question.

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: Casey Parker, Frat Porn, and Tyra Banks, Tyra Banxxx in "America's Next Top Porn Model", Darklady's Sexposé: Strap-on Sex and Foot Jobs

Shocking secrets! True confessions! Today's roundup of some of our favorite posts from the sex blog scene this week leans close to the confessional to listen in on tales of private parts, sneak peeks and shy obedience ... all revealed in blogs headlined by the words "secret" or "confessions." Promise you won't tell?

It's just between you and Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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Ever Been Caught Jacking Off?

Since my teenage years there have been several other times that I got caught with my pants down while pursuing my "hobby". Several maids in hotels and motels have entered without knocking while I was either nude or whacking off. I actually found that sort of a rush after the first time.

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Snapshots, Real and Imagined No. 14

"I want to see it," I said.

She shifted awkwardly from one leg to another, not looking at me as I sat back in my chair.

"I think deep down you really want to show it to me," I said.

She colored slightly, then shook her head.

"I'm shy," she said.

"Why?"

"I always think you might not like it."

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Zapped

I immediately panicked. I have never failed one of my assignments and didn't intend for this to be the first. It didn't help that my all-time favorite audio clip started to play right at that moment. It's a recording of Mistress playing with her glass dildo, reaching orgasm with full, deep moans. I caught a quick glance at the clock to discover that I had almost a full 15 minutes left to go. Oh, shit . . .

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The Skank

"So do you guys like . . . clean your butts?

Eliza did a perfect spit take. Cat made a whoop noise that had everyone in the teahouse looking in our direction. I was laughing too hard to make any noise at all.

"I'm serious," Agatha said. "I mean, do you?"

"How can you be serious about this?" managed Eliza.

"Oh that was a good one. Oh," Cat said, wiping her eyes.

Agatha looked like she was going to start crying any minute.

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In My Bed

EROTIC VERSION. I need to fuck you in the evening, explore you and dive down between your thighs in the fading light of the moon. I want you in the morning when things begin to rise. My fingers inside of you in the middle of the night, my cock throbbing against your ass, as you start to swoon. Building in my bed the things we used to dread. The white-hot heat of fucking, pounding, and tender love that only we can share. I need you there. Sliding down over me, embracing me within you. What things I need to do, I want to do, to only you.

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Surprises

It was time for dinner. We reluctantly left our bed, knowing that we needed to get out for a while, pace ourselves and refuel. Plus, he'd promised a surprise at dinner and I was dying to know. I'm such a kid when it comes to surprises. I can't stand not knowing and yet I love it all at the same time. He seemed to enjoy making me wait, feeding on my excitement and wonder.

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Thumbnail via secretbrain.blogspot.com

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Have you ever wanted to enjoy a fancy night on the town with one of the women mentioned in Fleshbot's excellent movie reviews? Well, here is your chance, vaquero. Jeanie Marie, star of the critically-lauded "Smokin' Crack 3" is advertising her services (and surfaces) on Craigslist.

"You Can Look Me Up On Google under Jeanie Marie Or Just Find Out In Person," she writes, as if that is the title of her book (and it should be).

Disclaimer: Believe it or not, some folks post fraudulent ads on Craigslist, like when I bnought that PowerBook for $200 or when that BBW turned out to be a man. If it does turn out to be our raspy sweetheart Jeanie Marie, tell her we said Hi. - GP

· "Horny And Looking For Action"* (losangeles.craigslist.org)

*Update: The posting has, as they say, been removed by the Craigslist community. Bastards!

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive