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    zahrasia: J'adore! #bdsm more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: (no relation) Unless you count sexual. Amiright? Amiright? [Tugs at collar.] #hillaryscott more »
    davidaaronclark000: I foresee a flurry of third-person press releases from Jeff somehow turning this review into, as Jose Chung would put it, "an unqualified rave!" more »
    inverts: "approachable whore" I think I know a quote that's going in someone's resume. more »
    Super_fly: usually i cringe at the thought of these XXX parody movies but this one looks actually funny and features pretty good look-alikes more »
    cdog21: You know I always hated all these XXX versions of shows because mostly it never felt right. Somehow, I don't know why, these time it looks like they d... more »
    atlas: if peg and al have sex, its an instant failure more »
    offred: They put a lot of effort into this - looks like almost a dead ringer for the real show. Great casting job, and I love that Eric Swiss has Al's vocal m... more »
    Tricked: Hmmmm... no Jefferson and no Griff. Sad. Still, I'm thinking I'd really enjoy this movie... if it weren't for the godawful laugh track. *shudders* more »
    CyberSpy: I was watching the show awhile back and I noticed that in almost every episode of the first couple seasons Kelly has a giant cross necklace on, althou... more »
    skymotel: If I could watch this video without the producer's choice of soundtrack, I'd be all over it. Also? Brittany O'Connell makes an awesome Peg. more »
    TwelveToneRow: I honestly think I would watch this. It looks pretty funny. more »
    cand86: Oh my goodness- look at that wig on Dane Cross! more »
    MalzyWheels: Brittany O'Connell as Peg Bundy is way too cool. The only disappointment I can see is that there's no Jefferson. Steve was always a whiner. more »
    ChokeHerGently: Anytime Faye Reagan is getting filled out like an application, IM THERE! more »
  • #dvd

    "Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy

    Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. More »
  • #dvd

    "Not Married With Children XXX": An Abundance Of Kelly Bundy

    Thank God the novelty wore off. We are finally in a time when we can confidently say that there are good porn parodies and bad ones. And "Not Married with Children XXX" is a great porn parody. More »
  • #upcoming

    "Not Married With Children XXX": Yes, They Went There

    On the redeye from LA to NYC, we found ourselves watching old episodes of "Married With Children" (what else is on at 5am?). As a result, we feel properly primed for X-Play's "Not Married With Children XXX." More »
  • #pornparodies

    Come On Get Horny: "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX"

    There is a "Turn, Turn, Turn" moment in "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX" that outdoes every "Turn, Turn, Turn" moment in "The Wonder Years." Why? Because the "purpose under heaven" involves Shawna Lenee. More »
  • #thehorror

    When Black Friday Comes: "Slave 01"

    What with all that turkey you ate, right about now you're probably saying "I could really use, or watch being used, a canola oil enema." Yes, there is something universal about Thanksgiving. Good thing, too, because while you were spending time with your loved ones on the verge of tears, slave Moxxie Maddron was doing everything she could to keep her relationship with Master Eric Swiss alive, including cleaning the toilet bowl by any means necessary. Read on (if you dare).