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Oh, That We Might Be A Jewel On Emma Frain's Chest
No one would ever notice us because we'd live next to an amazing pair of breasts. More »Nuts Magazine Deems 2009 Over, Proves It With Boobs
It's not even Halloween, and Nuts has already come out with the Sexiest Naked Pics of 2009. How audacious! Let's debate this by looking at nude British women. More »2010 Is Chock Full Of Babes With The Nuts Calendar
Having a hard time picking just one Nuts babe to while away 2010 with? The Nuts calendar doesn't make you play favorites—you can have all the babes, all the time. If only real life were this simple. More »Nuts Shocks Us All With More Naked Babes
In a wholly unexpected move, the editors of Nuts decided to jampack their latest issue full of hot naked totty. We know, we're just as shocked as you are. What next...girls touching each other? More »When Leah Met Emma...And Everyone Got Naked
"When Leah Met Emma" may not have the mass recognition of, say, "When Harry Met Sally," but we feel certain it's only a matter of time before the two artistic masterpieces are viewed on equal footing. More »Britain's Best Busty Brunettes!
Brunettes, blondes, redheads...also long as they're naked and pretty, does the hair really matter? How 'bout you ponder that riddle while we spend the rest of the day ogling the curves of Kaylee, Kitty, Emma, and Kelly. (That's fair, right?) More »Happy July! Now, Everyone Get Naked.
Can you believe it's finally July? Sophie Howard and all her busty friends can't—they're so stunned by the month's arrival, they're taking their clothes off outside. We're not sure what the logic there is...but we're not complaining. More »Meet The New Babes On The Block
The flowers are blooming here in New York, and as our thoughts turn to springtime, we can't help but think of another sort of blossoming—the development of a busty young lass into a ladmag star. More »Busty! British! Brunette! Babes!
We're not sure where anyone got this idea that blondes have more fun, because the brunettes we know have always been the life of the party. More »2009's 100 Sexiest Women (And 2009's 200 Sexiest Boobs)
It's barely a week into March, and Nuts is already making a list of the 100 Sexiest Women of 2009 (do they have a crystal ball or something?). More »It's All About Emma Frain
Have we erred in the past by not paying enough attention to the luscious Emma Frain? Dear reader, we must remedy that immediately. More »It's A Rockin' New Year's With Eva Wyrwal
Didn't like the sound of spending New Year's with the pornstars? Maybe you'd prefer to spend New Year's with the babes. We hear Eva Wyrwal throws a rocking party... and even shows you her boobs! More »Emma Frain Breaks The Nuts Barrier
Photographer Frank White Brings Our Favorite Babes To Life
Frank White is a man after our own heart. Not only do we dig his clean and sharp photography style, and his website overflowing with copious galleries of beautiful women (although we don't dig the autoplaying music), it seems that he deals almost exclusively with the buxom British lad mag girls we've come to know and love. Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea, Ami Grove, Emma Frain, Seren Gibson, Emily Scott—they're all here and looking better than ever. Even The Keeley makes a guest appearance! All of which makes us realize that for every lad mag post we've pondered over the years, there's a gutsy photographer who worked hard to bring it to us ... if you want to call spending all your time with babes like this "work." More »This Week In Lad Mags, Part II
Gratuitous Wii Fit Nudity Of The Day: Emma Frain's Full-Body Topless Workout
Listen, people: Nintendo did not invent the Wii Fit and its technologically advanced balance board just so you could put ass-shaking videos (and more ass-shaking videos) on YouTube. You should also be making boob-shaking videos too! And doing it topless wouldn't hurt either. Zoo Weekly babe Emma Frain will show you how it's done, so pay close attention. Keeping your balance in these situations isn't easy. More »