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    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I would prefer this series run under the header "Early Bird Special". In fact, set the next one at Ol' Country Buffet, or wherever it is the olds take... more »
    JessMeNU: I fell for the Jury duty scene, that's what I consider my all time favorite. more »
    bidonnamarie: Now that's what I call a mouth full! Wish it was me! Hugs and Kisses Donna Marie more »
    Tricked: The title picture... wow. It's difficult to take my eyes off it. I do believe porn has warped my sense of reality. more »
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    Creepy Fun At Bare Bottom Prices: "Teens for Cash 6"

    If the problem is that teens will not fuck them because they are old and/or douchebaggy, "Teens for Cash" resolves this issue by throwing money at it. More »
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    “I Love Young Girls 6”: Radically Self-Contained Legal Teen Sextravaganza

    With headlines like that, who needs intros? We're going to give you one anyway because, well, it's what we do. Close your eyes, count to ten, open them up, exhale, and click to the jump! More »
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    Ashlynn Brookes Proves That Five Really Does Keep You Healthy

    A question: At what point should producers pull the plug on a porn series starring a cherub-faced goddess with teardrop breasts and an insatiable sexual appetite who, along with her adorably fuckable young friends, spend their free time practicing to be professional sex workers in Amsterdam? The answer: Never, if we have anything to say about it. More »
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    Ellie Idol Is A Nerd's Wet Dream

    It's common knowledge that we have something of a soft spot for geeky girls, so can you blame us for feeling a bit smitten with the lovely Ellie Idol? (Actually we'd say our spot wasn't that soft, but we've used that joke before too.) After years of working in the reality porn genre (usually as "Collie" or "Dirty Little Chloe"), she's finally moved into feature territory and has landed the title role in "Demi The Demoness." Hot looks, a love of cosplay, and now a starring role in a porn flick based on an adult comic? We're pretty sure Ellie is the new definition of a nerd's wet dream. We know she's definitely ours. More »