(Need more convincing? The calendar features Zoli, Asa Akira, Steam, Jeanette Jones, Ryan Keely, Jelena Jensen, Heather Vandeven, Justine Joli, Joanna Angel, Nicole, Jessie Lee, Shay Laren, and Charlotte Stokely. We thought that might persuade you.)

And if you happen to be in Brooklyn on October 22, there's going to be a release party at the Mishka store (350 Broadway—that's in Brooklyn, not Manhattan). We hear Ellen will be showing off some outtakes and unused shots from the calendar...and a few models will even be on hand to sign calendars!

Cover girl Joanna Angel
Mishka NYC (mishkanyc.com)
Heather Vandeven
Mishka NYC (mishkanyc.com)
Steam
Mishka NYC (mishkanyc.com)

Apparently the lesbian princess of porn has orchestrated an all out bash at NYC's infamous bar Superdive—a reputedly lawless environ where guests can mix their own cocktails behind the bar and the door policy is, well, for lack of a better term, nonexistent.

Amidst this lawless carousing Joli plans to pack in hordes of capital "L" lesbians, art performers, a surprise celebrity guest or two, and famed photographers Ellen Stagg and Siege, along with a host of exotic ingenues she has collected over the last few years living in the city [edit: and maybe even a Fleshbot editrix!]. Ever playing the part of the gracious and demure hostess, Justine invites all of her friends and fans to come join her for a drink amidst the raucous celebration, to order themselves a keg and cheer to her, or to sit down at the Steinway and bang out a song in honor of her special day.

Superdive is located at 200 Avenue A, between 12th and 13th, in East Village, New York, NY 10009. For more details call 646-448-4854 or visit the bar's website.

· Photo by Ellen Stagg (staggstreet.com)

What we missed: girls deepthroating dildos, simulated oral sex, lots of tattooed nudity, the lovely Ellen Stagg, and, of course, boobs, boobs, boobs.

Damn, Joanna better throw an 8th birthday party, too. (Or maybe even a 7.5 birthday party?)

· Trash - 4.17.09 (drivenbyboredom.com)

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If only everything were this easy...

· The Stagg Party (ifc.com)
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