We have already made plans to fly home for the Christmas holidays, but we are taking time off between National Hat Day (Jan 15) to Penguin Awareness Day (Jan 20), and we want to know what the security measures are like, what we can expect to be eating in first class, and if in fact there is an airline called "Quntas."

· Mr. X Productions (www.mrxproductions.com)
· Buy "Slut Air Flight Three" (gamelink.com)

Trudy and Mark seem to have a loveless marriage. He is bored at his job, and she wonders if he is bored with her, too (already this strains credibility, considering what she wears to pour coffee). Regardless, off he goes to work, and then the deceptions begin.

The most important part of a porn movie is not the plot ... is not the plot ... is not the plot. This is what they told us at the Columbia Porn Journalism Review. The most important thing, and what "Tru Lies" happens to have in spades, is people it's pleasant to imagine having sex with. Oh, but the plot....

Read our review of "Tru Lies" after the gap. - GP

Tru Lies

Studio: Sinsation
Director: Dee
Cast: Brooke Banner, Marcus London, Chris Cannon, Mika Tan, Sledge Hammer, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Presley Maddox, Jeremy Holmes, Nikki Hilton

Review by Gram Ponante

Trudy, you see, is actually a secret agent who—believe it or not—uses sex as her calling card. Donning a black wig, she plants something on john Chris Cannon's night table, and then proceeds to fuck him (for the government). While I think she could have just left when he went into the bathroom to clean up before their coupling, she went all the way, like an American.

Meanwhile, Brothel Boss Tanaka (Mika Tan, all crinkly in leather goods), demands extra service of her manservant.

"Stop being such a lazy fuck!" she demands.

Crime Boss Palermo, a loan shark, not only demands a 50 percent interest rate on loans, but also "a piece of your tight little ass". In this case, the piece comes from Presley Maddox.

As if the rate of exchange wasn't already a little confusing, Mark's officemate needs to borrow his room for some (as his date calls it) "sweet lovin'". The date, like Trudy before her, is also a spy. Taking advantage of his freshening up, she steals a CD from Mark's desk, but then proceeds to have sex with his officemate.

"I got exackly what I needed," the second spy says at the end, come on her face.

The viewer by this point might be forgiven for wondering how these scenes are connected, other than the fact that the characters seem to be spies or criminals.

I might be going out on a limb here, but at no time does sex really need to happen in this movie. (Though I'm glad it does.)

The deception can't last forever, and by the end of the day Mark is at Boss Tanaka's bordello. She blindfolds him, saying she has a surprise, and in walks Trudy in yet another wig. Somehow the three get through most of a throwdown before Trudy realizes Mark is her husband. She doesn't even cock her head like Scooby when she figures it out.

For a movie to have a plot, it must have a budget for one. The budget of this movie was big enough so that there was no excuse for the plot holes, often dismal lighting, and sometimes lackluster acting. My argument is that if money has been paid for a script, then the execution and proofreading of that script shouldn't be an afterthought.

Otherwise, Tru Lies is chock full of leggy and juicy eye candy—and Tan, seemingly directing herself, delivers a fun performance.

· Sinsation (sinsationpictures.com)
· View "Tru Lies" (aebn.com)

There are more flavors of Hustler's "Barely Legal" series than there are of "Law & Order", but as of today there are still more adult award shows. Still, the question shouldn't be whether or not the world needed an interracial "Barely Legal", but why it took this long?

This movie features Germany's fascinating Annette Schwarz, who has been legal in both her native country and this one for a few years, but that should not dampen your enthusiasm for this milestone, but instead whet it. And thus whetted, why don't you take your new Benetton ad sensibility and watch "Mexxi-Melts", too? - GP

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· Buy "Barely Legal Jungle Fever" (gamelink.com)

· Be honest: was the headline accompanying this picture of Patricia Heaton's see-through dress a little too obvious? (drunkenstepfather.com)

· We don't know what the big deal is, but Janet Jackson's breasts look fine to us. She has boobs, there's two of them, what more do you want? (celebitchy.com)

· No one can agree on the size of the porn industry, but one thing is certain: It's bigger than the population of Iceland. But apparently not bigger than the stuck up Radisson hotel that canceled their adult conference. Like they've got anything better to do up there in the winter. (icelandreview.com)

· It's time for Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Mysterious Porn DVDs Left Scattered on the Ground Near A School. Can our hero solve the puzzle? (myfoxtwincities.com)

· It looks like you can still get drunk while throwing dollar bills at the girls at Scores. (For now.) Whew ... that was a close one, wasn't it? (ny1.com)

· Parishioners in church on Ash Wednesday heard sexy noises emanating from the pews. Was it a stupid prank or an act of God? He does work in mysterious ways. (freenewmexican.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Maybe we are biased toward the older-seeming (we are, collectively, 22), but in addition to the unsettling lisping and lollipop-toting of young Gabriella Romano, she chose as her debut the oddly-titled "Black Dick in Daddy's Daughter," which begs the question: Where was Mom?

Join us after the gap for some pictures as well as some amazing dialogue delivered straight to the camera. - GP

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When Daddy's not home i like to do dirty naughty things. Things you can't imagine. My Daddy thinks I'm a virgin. I'm not. - Gabriella Romano

If your dad thinks you're a virgin, then he deserves everything you're doing to him.

We don't know too much about Ms. Romano at this early date, but her speaking voice is exactly that of AVN Best New Starlet Naomi. Might they be sisters? (We don't think so.)

Romano's first scene is characterized by very little eye contact with her scene partner, the movie's director Jean-Claude Batiste. Admittedly there is no missionary position involved so eye-to-eye contact is difficult. Still, the constant asides to the audience would leave me feeling inadequate, if I were Batiste.

Just like a tootsie roll, but I got the cream filling. - Gabriella Romano

Tootsie Rolls don't have cream filling! That's a Ding Dong, or a Ring Ding! Say it: DING DONG.

I better clean up this mess before daddy comes home and sees a black man's come on my ass. He'll smack me harder than this man did. - Gabriella Romano

"Black Dick in Daddy's Daughter" also stars Kiara Marie, Isis Ray, Kinzy Jo, Lorena Sanchez, and Gwen Diamond.

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· Buy "Black Dick in Daddy's Daughter" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

In the high pressure world of Porn Valley contract stars ("Which Del Taco should we try today? There're so many!"), the making and breaking of contracts is big news. "Contract girls can define a company," said Digital Playground director Joone, and when contract stars leave a company (as Tera Patrick did Digital Playground, famously, in 2003), such an event can briefly overshadow even boobies.

18-year-old Nikki Nine became a Hustler contract girl late last year and was let go late last month, cast away, said Nine, for her hard-partying ways. Sources say that was just the receptacle tip of the Trojan, but we found her very nice when we visited her on the set of "Educating Nikki"; the only of her few Hustler movies that lists her as "Contract Star". See more Nikki Nine after the gap. - GP

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Nine had actually shot an earlier movie than "Educating Nikki" after signing her contract with Hustler, but press was not invited to the set. Her scenes for that movie will probably be absorbed into a compilation.

Evan Stone appears angry at Nine's ass, but in a subsequent interview he said he was well-pleased.

Nine and director Jerome Tanner. "Don't let him (James Deen) choke you," Tanner said. "It's not that kind of movie."

The following conversation might have happened:

Nine: What does your girlfriend, Joanna Angel, think of working here?
Deen: Let me take this long drink first.

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· "A Bitchin' 'gine saves Nikki Nine" (gramponante.com)
· Buy "Educating Nikki" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

I just made the following fact up, but 91 percent of U.S. school departments have outlawed the short plaid skirt for reasons easily gleaned from this Chatsworth Pictures' box cover. Liah Stevenson is no schoolgirl, and I bet those glasses aren't even her prescription, but she at least knows that women with glasses need only look over the frames as a substitute for the standard finger-in-the-mouth porn trope.

And in our continuing series of providing the whereabouts of the former Britney Rears, Jessica Sweet is also in this collection, sharing screen time with the quota-fulfilling "small tit freak", Sierra Sin. - GP

· Chatsworth Pictures (jerkoffzone.com)

· January 31 is the absolute last day for sexy 2007 calendars, so the Girls of the University of Illinois Engineering Department just barely got in under the wire. They were probably too busy erecting structures or making test tubes overflow or something. (girlsofengineering.com)

· We have not yet received our Asscademy Award, but it's a honor just to be nominated—even if we could do without all the turd jokes. (celebritybuttplugs.com)

· Ah, the old "burn a penis drawing into your school's yard with weed killer" gag never gets old, does it? Oh, wait ... yes it does. (sky.com + Boing Boing)

· A new survey says that rich people have better sex, proving once and for all that money can buy happiness. (Like there was ever any doubt?) (foxnews.com)

· Raid my strip club and charge the dancers with prostitution once, shame on you. Raid my strip club twice ... what the hell kind strip club are you running over there? (thesmokinggun.com)

· ABC News says porn won't settle the format war between HD-DVD and Blu-Ray. We bet they have a lot of fun trying, though. (abcnews.go.com)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

David Aaron Clark, who worked in New York for earlier incarnations of Screw and Genesis magazines and wrote for various smut publications on the west coast before trying his hand at directing adult fare, is a pervert. He is also one of the smartest, most thoughtful men in the porn business, which tortures him.

This combination allows Clark to effectively articulate his fetishes, one of which is Asian women, and present them in a way that makes you say "I get it". His low budget, made-on-a-Mac movies are little works of unaffected, earnest, painstaking art in which beauty, humor, regret, boobies, and creepiness vie for the viewer's attention.

Join us after the gap for a closer look at Clark's "Dreaming of Snow". - GP

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Dreaming of Snow

Director: David Aaron Clark
Cast: Annie Cruz, Brian Surewood, Cris Taliana, Heidi Ho, Kylie Ray, Mila Yung, Mr. Hentai, Mr. Marcus, Kammy, Sabrine Maui, Sledge Hammer, Sylvio Mata, Tami Lynn, Tyler Knight, Veronica Lynn

Review by Gram Ponante

"You just have that tragic look that just translates so well," Clark says to Tami Lynn at the beginning of this compilation. As offstage gonzo director dialogue, that works a hell of a lot better than "Fuck. You've got great tits." While emotion has overwhelmed me to often utter the latter, good porn deserves more of the former.

"I pretty much almost never make a mistake," says Lynn, about to be taken aback by Clark standby Mr. Marcus. Longtime partner in crime Brian Surewood also makes a few appearances.

"Then what are you doing here?" Clark asks. The movie (full title: Dreaming of Snow: The Best of David Aaron Clark's Existential AZN Girl Gonzo) is chock full of unsanitized moments between an older man and the much younger women he photographs, sometimes in his apartment in L.A.'s Koreatown but also in swankier, less-realistic places, like Beverly Hills. Clark is unabashed in his affection for these women, talking to them like he can't believe his luck but also that he will go to Hell for it.

This puts the women at ease, humanizes them. Sometimes it freaks them out.

Conversations with his subjects paint an accurate picture of the parasitic side of the adult industry.

"You have no idea how ambitious I am," Clark is told by Kylie Rey. "I will do just about anything for money."

"I support entrepreneurship 100 percent," Clark responds. He later persuades her to scoop ice cream out of her vagina. She really is ambitious. He asks her if she's a Republican.

In alternating scenes, we see performers having fun or cashing a check.

"Are you looking forward to getting fucked?" Clark asks Heidi Ho, owner of the Best Asian Porn Name Ever (other than Hoochie Maguchi).

"I guess," she says.

"I guess?"

Later Mr. Marcus advises Kammy to throw her arms up in the air and shout "I wanna be a star" as he fucks her. She does. That scene should definitely adorn the promotional material for the Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce.

Through it all - as it is through most of Clark's gonzo movies - his plummy basso profundo resonates offscreen like he's a member of the World's Seamiest Barbershop Quartet.

You might see some contradictions in this site's coverage of what we call the Gonzo Gaze. Some directors batter the talent and assault their audience with their boorish commentary. The impression I'm left with is that, for those directors, the movie is about them. For Clark it's about the performers, even if he's the one getting the blowjob.

· David Aaron Clark (davidaaronclark.com)
· Buy "Dreaming of Snow" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: Scrapbook: Tia Tanaka, David Aaron Clark: Asian Girl Erotica, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

While we are loathe to recognize a product that reduces human beings to chunks of beef, we applaud Lethal Hardcore's honesty in pointing out that human beings are chunks of beef.

"100% Prime Grade A Meat" stars Veronique Vega, who has very little meat on her bones, as well as Renae Cruz, Leaghlani Red, Ariel Alexus, and Emilianna. Coincidentally, Lethal Hardcore extends the meat theme in next week's interracial porn "Big Black Beef Stretches Lil Pink Meat 5". Both movies were directed by Chucky Sleaze, who happens to be an ovo-lacto vegetarian.- GP

· Buy "100% Prime Grade A Meat" (gamelink.com)
· Buy "Big Black Beef Stretches Lil Pink Meat 5" (gamelink.com)
· Lethal Hardcore (lethalhardcore.com)

Previously: This Week In Porn Titles Archive

Third generation pornographer Oren Cohen has his own company, TightFit Productions (of "Assraelis" and "Sex and the Sybian" fame), and he's a man with a mission. The company is the first to publicly make a stand against hiring women under twenty-one, because according to their fancy new promo materials "Real men like real women"—and even more to the point: "Little boys want little girls. Babies want a mom." But Oren isn't just taking a political stance. He's doing what almost every pornographer with a lively libido does: making porn he thinks is hot. Good thing we happen to think it's pretty hot too. - AR

· TightFit Productions (galleries and previews @ tightfitproductions.com)

While I believe there should be a statute of limitations on when porn adaptations of Hollywood films can be released (in general, there is a three-to-four-month turnaround in shooting and releasing studio adult films, so the porn versions can come pretty close to Hollywood's release date), Hustler's Mya Luanna shows up in a better-late-than-never (we're hoping) takeoff called "Kill Jill".

See some pictures after the jump while whistling an Ennio Morricone tune. - GP

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Hustler knows from porn adaptations. Its "Da Vinci Load" was released the same week as the Ron Howard version, and was better than the book and movie combined. "Kill Jill" stars Luanna, Jasmine Byrne, Tommy Gunn, and Evan Stone, but features an excellent bit of stunt casting in having porn demilegend Jill Kelly play the title character.

(It's also great to see Diana Ross working again.)

I'd move the hair out of Jasmine's eyes, but it would just keep getting in there again.

Take off your goddamn coat, Evan! An even body temperature increases sperm count!

"Kill Jill" will be released next week.

· Hustler (hustler.com)

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Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

(Very) loosely based on "a certain women's television series" ("The View", perhaps?), Tight Fit's upcoming "Sex And The Sybian" is as far as we know the first full-length studio DVD devoted exclusively to pornstresses (including Ariel X and the Lexi's Bardot and Love) getting down and dirty on everyone's favorite $1300 industrial strength sex toy. If you've ever seen (or heard) it in action via its many appearances on the Howard Stern Show over the years you know what vocal heights of orgasmic bliss the contraption is capable of bringing its riders to; if you've ever wanted to watch said riders reach those states of orgasmic bliss without Howard Stern and his pals sitting around making comments about it and ruining your concentration, you'll probably want to add this to your collection when it hits the shelves later this month. We haven't seen anything of the video itself besides an online preview and picture gallery, but we hear the buzz is phenomenal! (Sorry.)

· Sex And The Sybian" (official site @ sexandthesybian.com)
· Tight Fit Productions (tightfithd.com)
· Sybian (sybian.com)

Previously: Tera Patrick Does Howard Stern, Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Fucking Love Machine, Jenna and the Sybian, The Machine Project,

I ask you: who has not masturbated furiously to Eric Carmen's 1975 tearjerker "All By Myself"? The answer is No One. What do you think the Michigan Wolverines are doing right this very second?

Anyway, Elegant Angel will release the solo girl self-abuseathon "All By Myself" featuring former Kurt Lockwoodbeard girlfriend Samantha Ryan, Penthouse Pet Jamie Lynn, and cover girl Cayton.

If only Renee Zellwegger would have agreed to (other Eric Carmen hit) "Go All the Way" in the "All By Myself"-heavy opening scene of "Bridget Jones' Diary", we would have coughed up the extra 12 bucks for the Collector's Edition. - GP

· Elegant Angel (elegantangel.com)

Previously: This Week In Porn Titles Archive

Of all the expressions I might sport if being dragged through the water on a surfboard, topless and in fishnets, Diamond's is not one of them. While the press release does not say if Diamond was indeed a virgin, it stands to reason that losing one's maidenhood might not have been too far out of the circle of possibilities in that getup. Maybe she was just a maiden in terms of waterskiing experience. But kudos on keeping every hair in place. - GP

· "Miami Maidens 10" (DVD info @ platinumblueproductions.com)

Previously: This Week In Porn Titles Archive

As we bid a bittersweet farewell to 2006—it was, after all, the year that Britney Spears' crotch got us kicked off SiteMeter, surely one of our proudest achievements ever—we cast a jaded yet affectionate eye on the stacks of porn screeners towering atop every available level surface here at Fleshbot Central and remember that even if bald celebrity pussy makes our virtual turnstiles rattle, people still, by and large, prefer actually jerking off to DVDs. But how to best budget your precious masturbatory time when you have to choose from the squillions of series that have long since worn out their welcome ("Ball Licking Bitches #253" ) and ill-conceived novelty titles ("Insexts", anyone?) crowding the shelves of your local adult novelty emporium?

Join Fleshbot's Senior Erotic Consultant Gram Ponante after the jump for the ten titles that will remain in or near our DVD players long after all the other disks we have sitting around have been pawned off to porn-weary friends in birthday gift baskets, donated to local orphanages for craft use, or wound up in a landfill. (And in the meantime: if anyone's interested in our copy of "Insexts", it's yours for the asking.)

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Fleshbot's Top Ten Porn DVDs of 2006
by Gram Ponante

10.

The New Neighbors
SllabWurks

While the company seems to have imploded due to squabbling among its financial backers, the movie that took about a year to release is one of the most satisfying porn movies I have ever seen. It combines great performances from people like Randy Spears and Nikki Hunter while operating in a feature film-worthy storyline of succubi and open marriages. Of all the movies that came out this year that really could be edited up and down for maximum commercial exploitation, this is the one, and it is a shame that the company never got up on its feet. Director Frank Castle has indicated that he will put together a sequel with the right backing, so here's hoping he gets it.

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Ravenous
Anarchy Films

Director/Performer Nikki Hunter delivers a solid porn movie featuring women who know how to fuck, like Trina Michaels, Mika Tan, and Aurora Snow. Watching Nikki Hunter work is watching someone with her eyes on the prize; she understands the realities of what porn audiences seem to want and she delivers.

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8.

Hillary Scott: Cock Star!
JM Productions

Because the ubiquitous Hillary Scott has been in so many diverse movies this year, it is hard to say which one she was best in, and harder still to pin down which movie showed her in her best light. She showed great acting talent in "Corruption", but that movie left me a little cold, despite its technical and acting qualities. And the concept of "Britney Rears" always outstrips its execution. But "Cock Star!" shows off Scott, the way I've come to like her, as a firmly-tongue-in-cheek, level-headed pornstress with a dirty mind and a wicked sense of humor.

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7.

The Da Vinci Load
Hustler

Funny, smart, and irreverent, this movie didn't do nearly as well as it should have, easily walking the line between frat porn and Vivid-style high gloss features—and a rare instance of a porn spoof being better than the Hollywood movie it parodies

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6.

Gang Bang 5
Red Light District

Naomi and Sasha Grey each takes on several guys in this two-disc set that showcases, well, the way porn is looking lately. Naomi is—and has the looks of—a runway model. People wanting to see runway models swallow loads of cum from a roomful of dirty guys need look no further. But it is Sasha Grey who really means business. Grey's talent is that she is a wanton girl who doesn't end up looking used up at the end of her movie. In fact, she looks ready for second helpings. Naomi, on the other hand, appears ready to go home and cry.

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Island Fever 4
Digital Playground

What makes Digital Playground probably the most savvy company in porn is contained in this movie. Each of its contract stars is shown off in the best light, and each has her own separate personality. There really is something for everyone in this movie, and it is no mistake that there is no talking at all, just beautiful shots of sex-toned whippet-girls on a beach fucking in the sand—though it's a shame that Fleshbot Crush Object™ Sophia Santi was left off the cover because she looked too much like a normal woman. A normal, built-like-a-brick-house hotter-than-fire woman, that is. But still.

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4.

Avenue X
VCA

Maverick director Joe Gallant's loopy, smart, and dirty movie features Kimberly Kane, Trina Michaels, Tommy Pistol, and Brian Surewood chewing up the scenery in this trippy, Aquarian porn about Big Brother.

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The ReBelle Rousers
Vivid-Alt

Glamour photographer-turned-pornographer Winkytiki's movie about pinup models gone bad features the delicious Page Morgan and Mysti May in a scene with Tyler Knight that makes porn seem fun. Shouldn't it be fun? Also delightful is Smokin' Mary Jane.

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2.

Girls Lie
Vivid-Alt

Director Eon McKai's best movie so far showcases Charlotte Stokely in a manner that was dirty, sexy, and sad at the same time. While McKai's style sometimes gets in the way of the story, he certainly cleaved to what has become the Alt signature by casting the likes of the juicy Dana DeArmond as well as Tom Byron, yet another move that should (but won't) quiet the McKai-haters who think he is an upstart, when in fact he has a capacious knowledge of the adult industry's history.

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O: The Power of Submission
Adam & Eve

This movie had a hot all-star cast directed ably by Ernest Greene with standout performances from Nina Hartley, Adrianna Nicole, Kylie Ireland, and Carmen Luvana. It also had the most ambitious story, adapted from "L'Histoire d'O" by Greene. Top that, "Dirt Pipe Milkshakes".

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Editorial Honorable Mention: "Naked and Famou$" · "Silver Lake Scenesters" · "Blacklight Beauty" · "Tristan Taormino's House Of Ass" · "Joanna Angel's Guide To Humping" · "Jesse Jane: All-American Girl" · "24 Hours In London" · "Cum On My Tattoo"
 

ClubJenna's take on reality porn is slightly different from cross-state rival Pink Visual's. In "Filthy's First Taste", a gang of spike-haired youngish dudes take to the streets of Miami to find "bitches who don't look like manatees". Pink Visual's credo seems to be "We'll have sex with anybody."

Which worldview looks more like America?

See some stills from "Filthy's First Taste" after the gap. - GP

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What do we learn from "Filthy's First Taste"? Well, not too much other than South Florida women resemble Porn Valley women spiritually (though there are fewer boob jobs in Miami), and that L.A. is full of "stuck up bitches" compared to Florida, where "it's way easy to pick up girls ... just sweet-talk 'em and they're in your hotel room."

Through it all, it never became clear to me who "Filthy" was, unless he was a collective entity like Dr. Hook, Pink Floyd, or The Borg.

In the end, one town is very like another when your head's down over your pieces (of ass), Brother.

· Club Jenna (clubjenna.com)
· Buy "Filthy's First Taste" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

You know how tough it is when you get a tattoo that covers the top quarter of your back and there's a spelling error? Well, director/performer/Fleshbot Crush Object™ Kimberly Kane seeks to work out the paddlings the nuns will most surely give her in the only way she knows how —with sex!

Starring Kane, Princess Donna, Audrey Hollander and Pixie Pearl, "Triple Ecstacy" will be released by Vivid-Alt some time in the first half of next year, says Eon McKai, who served as the title cameraman alongside Joe Gallant, who shot a scene in New York while filming Kane's scenes in "Avenue X", and "Rebelle Rousers" director Winkytinki, who shot everything else.

With all those people involved, couldn't someone have consulted a dictionary? - GP

· "Triple Ecstacy" Preview (QuickTime video @ vividalt.com)
· Vivid-Alt (vividalt.com)

See also:
· Kimberly Kane (official site @ kanearmy.com)
· Kimberly Kane on MySpace (myspace.com)

Previously: Wrestling with Kimberly Kane and Michelle Avanti, DVD Review: "Avenue X", DVD Review: "The Rebelle Rousers", Kimberly Kane: "Naked and Famou$"

I was talking with porn couple Lexi Lamour and Ethan Cage about their recurring role in "Couples Seduce Teens", a series of movies that make me feel vaguely uncomfortable (probably because no one like Lexi Lamour seduced me when I was a teen) (two years ago).

Couples prowl the Porn Valley countryside in very real-seeming vignettes, one of which netted Jessi Summers in one of her earliest scenes.

"She'd only done a blowjob scene before," Cage said of their autumn, 2005 scene.

"I think we convinced her to stay in the adult industry that day," Lamour said.

That day. Alas, Jessi Summers, after becoming enamored of far more terrestrial substances, found Jesus and is currently no longer in the adult industry.- GP

· Lexi Lamour (lexilamour.com)
· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)
· The Former Jessi Summers on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Buy "Couples Seduce Teens 2" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive