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Avy Scott Rules "Phat Ass White Booty 5"

DCypher — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

If there's one thing that we've learned over the years, it's that hot and sexy comes in all shapes and sizes. Don't believe us? Let "Phat Ass White Booty 5" open up your mind and get you off.

For Jules Jordan director Alexander DeVoe, the best kind of size just happens to be white and thick, with tig ole bitties and the kind of bubble that could knock out the sun at midday. You can call it a stereotype, but it wouldn't change a thing. It just doesn't get realer than this.

Naturally breathtaking beauty Avy Scott owns this volume, just by showing up and giving us a sexy sample of her juicy round goodness. Fine as fuck just doesn't begin to cover it. You can see the intensity, the raw heat between her and Marcus from the sample gallery alone! Her milky ass cheeks get peeled apart to expose that steaming candy slit before Marcus goes to work, sliding inch after inch all the way up into her tight hole, while shades of ecstasy race across her pale skin making her both sets of cheeks flush.

Velicity Von, Katie St. Ives, Sadie West, Kandy Kash, and Mellanie Monroe round out the fifth, their creamy white cheeks and bright pink gashes getting literally nailed down to the ground by miles of hard black cock. You won't want to miss seeing this.

"Phat Ass White Booty 5" hits streets this week. Sneak a peek and see for yourself.

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How The Hot Are Humbled: "Fem Slave 2"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

This is not a true story, as no one looks this good while getting or delivering such a savage humiliation, but Aiden Starr and Sasha Knox in "Fem Slave 2" remind us that Porn really is a holiday fantasyland.

Fem Slave 2

Studio: JM Productions
Director: Mike Ramone
Cast: Aiden Starr, Sasha Knox

Review by: Gram Ponante

Director Mike Ramone, my former editor at AVN, has carved an interesting niche as the director of the "Slave" series, a high-concept day in the life of a group of Masters and slaves, Dommes, Dominants, and submissives that collectively provide the grimmest porn version of this highly ritualized, rule-based lifestyle.

In "Fem Slave 02," we follow evil pixie (she is 4'11") Aiden Starr through her dungeon as she takes fleshy, pink, and vulnerable Sasha Knox through her paces.

Rarely on Planet Earth is there a D/s pairing so attractive as Starr and Knox, and credibility slips a notch further with the relentless gloominess, updated Village People costuming (Starr is both a bottomless nun and a bottomless cop), and Cenobite-friendly soundtrack, but Ramone and Co., once we've suspended our disbelief as expertly as Starr does Knox, deliver an exquisite film about two delicious women playing at power exchange.

Knox spends her nights naked and enclosed in what looks like a giant hanging tea ball. In previous segments of the "Slave" series, audiences got a very intimate view of the proceedings, with just two people on screen. In "Fem Slave 2," the picture is opened up, so we catch glimpses of Starr's support personnel and, occasionally, the flailing feet of another hapless subbie.

One such leather-masked assistant lowers Knox in the teaball for the night's activities, such as getting fucked with a huge black dildo, performing analingus, getting tied up and hung up, penetrated with various objects, and repeatedly reaffirming her worthlessness.

Harsh stuff, and relentless in emphasizing the dynamic over the sex, but the world of the movie (and others in the "Slave" series) is pure and uncomplicated, which is just what those people need.

Starr is a dominatrix when she is not moonlighting in porn or watching SyFy, and Knox recently came out of porn retirement after her stint on "My Bare Lady" and the lonely world of clerical temping. Office work has made her vulnerable, and she, also, is perfectly cast.

While Ramone's days as an editor are over, however, I must take issue with his misspelling of "wont" in the title cards. In the rulebound world of lifestyle BDSM, bitches get slapped for typos.

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"Barely Legal" Overloads With "Brand Spanking New"

DCypher — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST

It was nearly a full year ago that Alex De Large directed the Barely Legal sub niche "Brand Spanking New," but the results are just as prurient today, when it is being released, as they were then.

We're not entirely sure why Barely Legal wouldn't be enough on its own. Adding "Brand Spanking New" almost seems like overkill. With nothing else to go on, we can only assume that they mean to suggest that in addition to being of legal age to plunder their sweet va-jay-jays, these girls are also relatively inexperienced.

The only problem with that is that they have Lana Violet turning in one hell of an aggressive scene full of zest and spunk well beyond her age. Seriously, since when does a barely legal girl who's still exploring her fresh sexuality pull a ball draining suck job off like that? Or get fish hooked? Or take that kind of power drilling with the confidence of a NASCAR driver? Come on now!

Of course, this might explain why nearly a year later she is the only chick in this volume that we know and have met. The others may be long gone now, married, off to college, getting paid for sex by celebrities for all we know, or toiling away without the recognition they deserve.

Ally Ann, Cameron Love, Isis Taylor, and Jessica Right all turn in stunning performances as well, making this an exceptional release for its category. If you like seeing really hot young girls getting turned into sexually satisfied young women, wild in the throes of anticipated ecstasy, possessed by newborn lust, reborn like a cum covered phoenix rising from the shy shell of their former awkwardness, you could do far worse.

"Barely Legal: Brand Spanking New" is available now. Check out our hard earned exclusive gallery and feel free to let us know what you think. Have a safe and happy weekend!

Get Your Mack(Beth) On With This Contest

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:00:00 EST

And as we end another week, a new pair of star-cross'd lovers (a Fleshbot reader and a porno) shall make their civil hands unclean.

We'd like to take a moment and thank Madison Young for presenting "The Curse of MacBeth" to the world. She has a lot of guts for fucking with Shakespeare (literally penis-and-vagina-ing Shakespeare), and it's something we'd like to see more of. As always, that's where you, the highly literate and ever-creative Fleshbot readers, come in.

For this week's contest, we'd like to hear you flirt. Spit your game in Shakespearean English for some fly 17th Century honeys. If you were approached by a couple of foxy wenches, what would you say to free them of their frocks? Imitate Shakespeare however you'd like; rhyme, meter, word choice, and confusing innuendos are just a few of the tools at your disposal.

Post your entries in the comments section. Perhaps your skillful persuasions will prompt parody porn directors to set their sights on some classic theater. Or maybe some you'll make an impression on some horny drama major. It's hard to say. What we can say is the winner will receive a copy of "The Curse of MacBeth" and mad Thespian street cred.

Speaking of street cred, it's time for us to give some out! Last week's odes to Lisa Ann produced some glorious work. If she read this site (does she read this site?), she would be most flattered. But this moment is not about Lisa Ann; it's about you.

As always, all of the entries were brilliant. Beaker delivered another volley of clever haiku. mattyte made a strong endorsement for MILF-assisted death:

Queen of the Cougars
Being mauled by Lisa Ann
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On the longer side of things, Dethzilla treated us to a near-epic poem about reincarnation. We're guessing you'd need about a billion karma points to come back as anything close to Lisa Ann, but we nonetheless love the line the silent motorboat.

But we have to give it up to offred, whose adoration for Lisa Ann is only matched by his powers of iambic pentameter.

Ode to Lisa Ann (A Sonnet - my first attempt at one, be gentle)

Oh Lisa Ann, thy subjects will be true
Toward thy bosom, hanging like ripe fruit.
Its ample offers craft a heady brew,
That clouds the minds of even the astute.

By teaming with the fair Julia Ann,
Thou plays in waters leading thou to shiver.
To watch thy exploits will lead ev'ry man,
To tremble, with their manhoods all a-quiver.

When I was young and green in days of yore,
I quested vainly to attract a sylph.
Alas, I now know that which I adore;
The beauteous curves found only on a MILF.

My want for thou is not for Sarah Palin,
But to go rogue in a fit of heedless nailin'.

Anyone who rhymes "sylph" with "MILF" is a baller in our book. Congratulations, offred! You just earned yourself a fresh, soggy copy of Wet! We'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

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If The Russians Love Their "Schoolgirls" Too

Gram Ponante — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

One thing we lack in America is a strong tradition of boarding school-based pornography like they have in Europe, what with their "Young Harlots," "Suspiria," and now "Russian Institute: Back to School." How would our pornstresses handle a French voiceover?

You might say that "The Facts of Life" was pornographic, or even "Dead Poets' Society" with its glabrous scholars. But, aside from American porn's obsession with (but lack of proper use of) the tartan skirt and an occasional peek at Tootie's patootie, we simply lack the class structure to relate to the Sapphic goings-on between girls of privilege and the rough country swains who service their boarding school kitchens.

Director Herve Bodilis leads us through the story of Sabrina and her Francophone friends, all attendees at the Russian Institute. Sabrina is presented to crude village workmen on her first day, and then we watch as she makes her way through the teaching staff.

This movie was literally incomprehensible as I do not speak French, but because the language of the porn narrative is universal, the movie ends not when Sabrina wins her scholarship to the Sorbonne, but when the fifth scene ends.

True to Euro tradition, however, there is a lot of fucking outside and in the ass in this film, and that is more than adequate compensation for my continued puzzlement about how Russians were involved.

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"Gangbang Squad" Goes All Out For Lucky Number "16"

DCypher — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:00:00 EST

If you've ever dreamed of getting the stuffing fucked out of you by about seventy-two consecutive inches of beer-can-wide, hard, black cock, or just enjoy watching other people take it, have we got a treat for you.

That's right campers—our good friends over at Pink Visual have sent over this massive collection of pictures from their latest volume of the "Gangbang Squad" featuring lovely cum covered angels like Amber Rayne, Aurora Snow, Anita Blue, Katie Angel, and Hollie Mae Holmes.

Sexy Amber Rayne is no stranger to taking any and all cocks you can send her way. This dirty little angel has an extraordinary sexuality that knows no bounds. Thank Buddha! We are certain that she could carry this opus on her own, taking on forty or more guys if she had the time and a little notice to stretch. If anyone deserves some recognition as 'Performer of the Year' she does. We'd be happy to give it to her any day of the week!

Aurora Snow proves that she hasn't changed a bit since her decadent Sin City days. She's still the pint-sized queen of taking big black cocks in every hole until her lovers balls are fully drained and they are satisfied. She's entertained more men than football, UFC, and that cheesy Victoria Secret Fashion show combined—and is still ready for more. It's great to see her back in action. She will always be one of our favorites, because she loves every minute of sucking and fucking she can get—and it shows.

"Gangbang Squad 16" comes out from Pink Visual this month. Look for it...after you check out this huge gallery of course. We suggest you do it a little at a time, bookmarking the page and coming back when you've had time to, um, recover. If you are like us it's going to be something you want to savor, not gobble down and throw out. This set alone could keep an average man happy for the rest of the cold holiday nights to cum.

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Not So Classics: "Connie & Floyd"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

Aside from the jiggly charms of the poorly-lit 70's exploitation staple Sandy Dempsey, "Connie & Floyd" reminds us that the good old days (of porn) weren't always good.

There is a reason that porn earned its reputation for horrible production values and lackluster directing. The 1973 film "Connie & Floyd," shot at the height of porno chic when production budgets were delivered via bags of cash in dark alleyways, is evidence that, even then, producers believed that people like you would buy anything as long as there was a cumshot in it.

And the fact that this 36-year-old parody of "Bonnie & Clyde" (released six years earlier) has been re-issued with a brand-new box featuring a different car and different costumes than were in the movie, suggests that there are still subscribers to that belief.

All righteous porn consumer anger aside, Sandy Dempsey, the toothy and wholesome star of several porns and sexploitation flicks in the early 70's, looks as good in this movie as anyone can hope to in a ridiculously poorly shot, oversaturated, almost unedited, unprofessionally recorded, trainwreck of a movie that seemed to end only when the cash ran out and not, as you would expect, in a hail of bullets.

There is a pasty orgy, some business with hillbillies, sex on a dirty mattress, and the one great line "Hey let's jig! Let's ball!" delivered several times by an uncredited actor who thought, correctly, that no one would remember it otherwise.

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Party Sluts: This Time They're Asian

Gram Ponante — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

I see them around UCLA; giggling, holding hands, taking pictures of themselves, drunk. Years of stateside complacency have given them alcohol-absorbing curves. But how do I approach and address these creatures? Now I know: They are "Asian Party Sluts."

Kina Kei, Mia Lelani, Jessica Bangkok, London Keyes, and Taylor Kiss have only the slightest qualms about throwing away the dignity of their ancestors to engage in spontaneous and sperm-of-the-moment office and club-adjacent-to-office sex with men who don't care about centuries of rigid protocol and beautiful tradition.

Each performer (personal favorites being the more voluptuous Mia Lelani and London Keyes) gives a sweaty and spirited performance that involves liberal screaming, both orgasmic and the kind one hears from actual party sluts as they cruise down Wilshire Blvd. in an open-roofed limousine.

In other words, this movie was real to me.

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Rotten, Runaway, Tanks, And Tattoos

Gram Ponante — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

Night vision didn't work in the Paris Hilton sex tape, and it doesn't work for Rob Rotten. But at least Rotten figured it out eventually and we, the consumer, can rest assured that "Rotten Home Videos" was made with love.

Rob Rotten is the kind of maverick whose roguery I heartily endorse now or in 2012. This casually-produced (read: ultra low budget) collection of trysts with hookers, porn drifters, and other intriguing types might not win any awards whatsoever, but it does underline the fact that Rotten has the type of friends who have sex with him if he pays them, and who like him enough to not upstage his tattoos.

Ruby Knox and Daisy Tanks are both Rotten standbys from previous movies, and these scenes appear to have been shot around the time these women were working with Rotten already. India Summer and Faye Runaway both have impressive tattoos of their own, and Rotten's interlude with the latter (now out of the porn business), with his ink explosion and her lace up work on both of her pale legs, looks just about artful.

Maybe that wasn't the intention (in fact, I'm sure of it), but we have to find something to enjoy in other people's home movies, don't we?

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"Kayden And Rocco Make A Porno"...And We Get To Watch

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

Surprisingly, "Kayden and Rocco Make a Porno" is not a porn parody of the similarly titled Kevin Smith movie. Instead, it's a penetrating look at what happens when two frustrated pornstars step behind the camera. Spoiler alert: hilarity ensues.

Kayden and Rocco Make a Porno

Studio: Adam and Eve
Director: David Lord
Cast: Kayden Kross, Heidi Mayne, Kiara Diane, Dani Jensen, Codi Carmichael, Tiffany Mynx, Rocco Reed, Chris Cannon, Jenner, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Barrett Blade

"Kayden and Rocco Make a Porno" opens with a scene of (surprise!) Kayden and Rocco making a porno—or at least fucking on camera. But wait: this isn't a porn scene from the porno that Kayden and Rocco make. This is a scene from a different porno starring Kayden and Rocco, one which Kayden and Rocco are sitting at home watching. (Have we lost you yet?)

After watching herself with Rocco, Kayden bemoans the state of porn today: clearly, she could do a better job behind the camera than these bozos. And thus Kayden sets off on the same path as many a performer-turned-director before her. With Rocco at her side, Kayden makes a porno.

Along the way, we meet an interesting cast of characters. Heidi Mayne shows up at the audition so desperate to land a role that she blows Chris Cannon and Jenner in the waiting room (at the same time). Aspiring pornstar Evan Stone (pre-haircut!) loses his chance to get cast in the production, but lies his way into a job as the PA...and then lies his way into Tiffany Mynx, Kiara Diane, and Dani Jensen as well. Rocco engages in on-the-job intimacy with make up artist Codi Carmichael. And, in a last ditch effort to save her film, Kayden takes on both Barrett Blade and Tommy Gunn.

"Kayden and Rocco" is one of those rare pornos that manages to have just the right mix of plot and sex, without seeming gratuitous on either front. The story is entertaining, the acting is good; and at no point do we find ourselves asking why, precisely, these people are having sex with one another. They're having sex because they're making a porno (come on, it says it right on the front of the box!).

You'll have to watch the movie if you want to see how it all turns out—whether Kayden succeeds at her dream, or finds that being a director is harder than it looks—but when you do, you'll have an enjoyable time. Just, uh, don't take the movie as an instructional on how to make your own porno. Trust us on that one.

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Essing The D With Gracie Glam

Gram Ponante — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

Getting a blowjob from agreeable pixie Gracie Glam sounds like a great idea, even if her fellatio career started inauspiciously in a girls' bathroom. But now she's a pro. "I like watching your toes tingle," she says.

I feel that, if one is cum-hungry, it behooves one to be a cocksucker. This way you avoid the value-sapping middleman of a goblet or felching. In "13 Cum-Hungry Cocksuckers," Gracie Glam and others go right to the source.

"I like sucking dick. Who doesn't?" says Glam before leading a troupe of 12 others (each to her own day, I'm thinking) up and down one lucky guy's schlong.

Glam is tiny and amicable, just the type of person to make anyone's cock look big and, even though it's someone else she's attending to in the movie, she has some coded language for you:

"I hope you like watching me Essing the D, baby," she says.

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Jesse Jane's The Life Of The "Frat Party"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

What's the one thing better than a straight-to-DVD screwball college sex comedy? A straight-to-DVD screwball college sex comedy starring Jesse Jane.

True, "Frat Party" may not be as classy as "The Girlfriend Experience"—but we bet it could give "American Pie Presents: The Book of Love" a run for its money. Hey, it's got Jesse Jane—what more do you need?

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Sexy Stoya Earns The Title "Workaholic" In Latest Digital Playground Release

DCypher — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

Despite her best attempts to fly under the radar, our favorite pearl-skinned porn star continues to be a hot topic of discussion. Stoya. One taste of her sugar and you can't keep her name out of your mouth.

Evan Stone is the lucky bastard who gets to take sweet young Stoya to bed in this installment. Evan, with his beautiful flowing locks of hair, demonstrates the skill and grace that had made him one of the best male performers this industry has (or will ever) see. Our hearts practically burst with joy to see him fuck our favorite girl, like two wild animals, caught in the act, more breathtaking and beautiful than mere words can capture.

Mick Blue doesn't fare as well, all things considered. He gets tied up by our Stoya, blindfolded and beaten up a little bit, before earning the honor of tasting her sweet nectar. We can name a hundred men off the top of our head who would suffer worse for a single drop of her. Cheer up, Mick. You still get to have sex with one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

Then, in a surprise twist, Stoya and crazy cockstar Angelina Valentine work over Tony De Sergio, taking turns on each other while sharing his meaty tool. Stoya even manages to sneak a finger or three up the naughty European man's crack after donning some medical gloves.

Last but not least, sexy male stud Derrick Pierce has his way with the girl who won over our hearts with a single, naked glance, piercing all the way into our soul. He's a firm lover, but somehow gentle, and their sex is both passionate and raw without seeming cruel. Stoya, as always, looks satisfied. We, however, are left wanting more and more and more....which is probably why the geniuses behind Digital Playground threw in a couple of extra scenes.

Vanessa Leon takes an exquisite pounding in her tight little pussy from Ben Englishes monster cock—which is now retired, except for special occasions.

Carmel Moore allows Tommy Gunn to dive all the way in and up her pink tunnel of love, wailing like a dog with it's paw caught in a bear trap most of the time she is getting serviced. Rumor has it that Tommy Gunn's cock is harder than most, with other female performers marveling that it's more like getting fucked by a slab of marble than an average man. True story.

"Stoya Workaholic" comes out next week, just in time for every major holiday. You can check out the goods right here and now, thanks to the good folks over at Digital Playground. Happy Monday, everyone!

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Creepy Fun At Bare Bottom Prices: "Teens for Cash 6"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

If the problem is that teens will not fuck them because they are old and/or douchebaggy, "Teens for Cash" resolves this issue by throwing money at it.

Teens for Cash 16

Studio: Pink Visual
Director: Various
Starring: Sabrina Starr, Aarielle Alexis, Ellie Idol, Nikki Flame, Juicy Pearl, Rod Fontana, Dick Nasty, Alex Sanders

Review by: Gram Ponante

It's high-concept: porn dudes in that blessed and truthful "I No Longer Care" stage of their careers play the part of documentarians who lure unsuspecting teenage women into their lairs with cash.

Pink Visual, which alone among porn companies makes us forget now and then that all the players are in on the joke, produces this series, now in its 16th iteration, and this one is particularly creepy and fun.

Veteran porn stud Alex Sanders feeds visiting Sabrina Starr (she's returning her dad's tools) cash so that she will remove her clothes and eventually fuck him. What's great about the scene is that Starr is both aware of how much a commodity she is, what with her 19 years and knee socks, but conveys how skeeved out she is while still being game to gobbling cock for cash.

Counting the cash at her feet, Starr acknowledges that it's better pay than babysitting.

The scenarios work best when the girls appear to consider the money and decide that there are worse things they could do for rent. Thus the adorable Aarielle Alexis, wearing a summer dress and delivering their medications to sexagenarian roommates Rod Fontana and Dick Nasty, looks like she's having a good time.

While the May/October trysts were most effective, also enjoyable was the scene between the very skeptical (and hot) Ellie Idol and two younger douchebags, themselves working the "documentary" angle before they started offering cash for blowjobs.

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Mayhem Invites You To Dive Right In To "Bubble Butt Cuties"

DCypher — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST

Nothing in the world can compare to the succulent, round, bubbled cheeks of a sexy young strumpet, gloriously on display for the whole world to witness, being properly worshiped before that sexy little lady gets pounded right.

That's why watching Sin City's newest release, "Bubble Butt Cuties," feels like waking up to find someone rolled Christmas, Easter, the Superbowl, Nascar, UFC, Shark Week, Demolition Derby, Metallica, Fight Club, Quentin Tarantino, and Beerfest all into one! Now that's powerful!

What a piece of work is Ava Rose...and her extraordinary ass! How noble in reason! How infinitely breathtaking in expansion...like a stained glass masterpiece hanging in a solemn church on a cold winter's morning, the virgin's ineffable tears, or the way your heart feels like it's going to explode when a small child bursts into a hymn. In apprehension, how like a God? If you're starting to get the feeling that we are suggesting Ava Rose's ass is akin to having a religious experience, or better still, a spiritual epiphany, then you are finally getting it. Sexy Ava plays the fool for Dane "Baby" Cross who turns their playful back and forth into a white hot session, showing her some tough love just to prove he's the boss of that massive booty.

Aubrey Adams provides a grateful Cheyne Collins with a "Fuck-A-Gram," until he turns her sweet pink speed racer back into a purring kitty kat snatch. Kristina Rose taunts Nick Manning from a jail cell until he power fucks her sweet sphincter, raining down a tsunami of expletives and irrational catch phrases that seem to entrance her into an animal state of raw desire. Kirra Lynne tries to trick Jenner and steal his watch but ends up taking the A Train to brown town, and singing his praises the way ride.

In the end, it's Jayden James who owns this release. With curves this dangerous and cheeks so full and merry, she practically owns poor Eric Masterson, who has to come up with a ruse to bed her, and works harder than a sweatshop employee with no bathroom breaks to give Jayden the kind of 'hard dick and bubble gum', uterus hammering, drilling that is her birthright.

"Bubble Butt Cuties" releases later this month from DCypher and Mayhem. Check out this extremely exclusive gallery we shot on set just for you, our loyal readers....and trust us when we say we really hope you enjoy this set. Have a great weekend!

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Unleash Your Love For Lisa Ann In The "Wet" Contest

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:30:01 EST

Are you prepared to do battle with another contest and win the hand of Lisa Ann? Oh you better be.

Not that we're playing favorites, but Lisa Ann inspires us in ways few others can. She's won America's hearts (and genitals) with her Sarah Palin prowess, but she's also a golden girl in tons of other markets: MILF porn, interactive porn, huge tit porn, and POV porn in Santa gear, to name a few.

We figured it's about time to give back to the woman who's given so much to us. How? First, watch this video of Lisa and Julia Ann getting soaked, and then...

Write an ode to Lisa Ann. You can do it however you like: poems, flash fictions, and confessions are all accepted here. For example:

Her masterpiece smile
was painted wry and private:
Mona Lisa Ann

And that came from the heart.

Post your entries in the comments section. A week from now, we'll post the winning ode, and the author will receive a free copy of Wet. Good deal, right?

We still have to hold up our end of the bargain. Last week's contest produced some pretty astounding superheroes. All of the entries were certainly Stan Lee-worthy, and would undoubtedly make for some interesting hentai (future job, anyone?).

Once again, Beaker's work deserves mention: his Muffin Man and Wanker Woman would be the perfect poster children for a (very loose) safe sex campaign.

I personally felt a strong connection with doomsaber's villain: Penile Justice's arch nemesis, Bukkakia, is a former russian kgb spy who feeds off the seed of man. By performing sexual deeds (jerking off) to her victims and swallowing or being covered w/ their seed, Bukkakia has the ability to control any man she desires. Can't you see Bukkakia making a guest appearance in "Alexis Texas Is Buttwoman"?

But only one superhero can save our world from lonely nights and Barry Manilow, and that superhero is MalzyWheels, aka Sparky Joystick:

Malzywheels - By day a mild-mannered, disappointingly sexless disabled guy in a wheelchair who never garnishes a second look.

By night he becomes Sparky Joystick - A human electrified dildo who can find any Gräfenberg spot, no matter how elusive it is.

To maintain his superhuman stamina, Sparky Joystick requires a inhuman number of Kahlua sombreros, big, jiggly tits, and a electric wheelchair battery charger.

Not many things sap Sparky Joystick's power, but his mortal enemies all know that any song sung by Barry Manilow will turn this hero, sent from the Eros Nebula, into a puddle of mush.

The night has a thousand orgasms. All hail Sparky Joystick.

All hail, indeed. We're not sure what a "human electrified dildo" looks like, but we're glad to have one around. Congratulations, MalzyWheels! We'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

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Dolphin-free Asian Muff Diving

Gram Ponante — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

You know, it's a treat now and then to get a pornographic product featuring people one doesn't know personally who also seem to have no concept of you, the viewer, or why what they are doing might be considered attractive.

It's not as if the performers don't throw themselves into their work, often appearing as if they are playing a high-stakes game of Twister in their muffdivery, but I never got the feeling that they had a sense that I, Gram Ponante, would be watching them when they first removed their clothes. Part of the unspoken contract pornstresses of the past five years have agreed to, I think, is that I must be part of their motivation. After all, I'm right down the street.

That said, "Asian Muff Divers 2" is an intriguing movie, even if the performers seem to be playing for the benefit of some guy in their province rather than me.

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European Ladies of Distinction Receive Creamy Goodness In "All Internal 11"

DCypher — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

What could be more natural than sex that culminates with one partner unloading their pearly white discharge of love all the way into the freshly serviced orifice of desire? It's true, we officially love cream pies now.

Which is why we were so thrilled to learn that European master of smut extraordinaire Chris Rolie is back at it again. His newest release "All Internal 11" features seven full scenes, four of them DP's, and every single last one of them starring a ball draining goddess who takes a full load in one of more of her love holes. Judging from the amount of liquid pearl jam that drools out of their breathtaking pussies, running silken rivulets down the insides of their flushed, trembling thighs, we're pretty sure their exhausted but well satisfied paramours had not felt the sweet relief of release in weeks. What a beautiful mess they leave in their wake!

Alison, Eliska Cross, Yona, Lea Magic, Christina Jolie, Xandra Brill, and Virginee may not be all too familiar on the American porn scene, but we're certain that they have made the rounds, and earned the fame they so richly deserve, on the European circuit. These well informed, high sexual, stunningly beautiful women each exhibit a shocking degree of sexual confidence. It's a joy to watch them give themselves over completely to their capable lovers and allow themselves to be genuinely possessed by true passion.

"All Internal 11" is out this week from Chris Rolie and Jules Jordan Video. Feel free to comb through the fine selection of erotica delivered to us at our main offices in a red leather satchel.

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Gina Lynn Whips It Out For "Strap On Sally 25"

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

Sometimes you want penis, but you don't want to deal with all the man attached to it. They just get in the way.

Strap On Sally 25

Studio: Pleasure Productions
Director: Jim Gunn
Cast: Gina Lynn, Capri Anderson, Cheyenne Cooper, Kitty Bella, Kara Novak, Marky Marxx, Katey Grind, Lynn Love, Megan Jones

"Strap On Sally 25" isn't just a hot, girl-on-girl fuckfest, it's also a slow-paced montage of women mastering the ancient art of strap-on sex. The girls have to learn to work with their new penises, and slowly but surely, they develop a rhythm for ramming that could rival the most cocksure stud on the scene.

In fact, some might say that the strap-on dildo is better than the real thing: it's always hard, there's no risk of premature ejaculation, it can perform while bent at horrible angles, and—best of all—it's attached to a beautiful, domineering vixen. Which vixen? We're glad you asked.

For her eighth time in the series, Gina Lynn commands a cocky crew of females probing through new, sexy territory. She introduces Capri Anderson to the wonders of the strap-on, who returns the favor to Kara Novak, and so on until the knowledge is disseminated throughout Miami. This results in a six-way strap-on orgy at Gina's house, proving once and for all the efficiency of trickle-down fuckonomics.

Gina is, as always, brash and bossy with her cock and a stern disciplinarian in all aspects. She demands that her partners suck her cock before she lays even a tip of plastic pipe. While it's practically pointless to have Capri and Cheyenne Cooper slob on a false knob (since they show the application of lube), it's still pretty fun to watch. More importantly, it gives them a sense of reverence for the strap-on.

At times, Gina goes a bit overboard with her power trip. While warming up Cheyenne, she tells her young apprentice to "suck that nipple like it's a cock." That's pretty cool. We guess.

Luckily, there are few truly awkward moments in the film, and everyone gives 110% for the final orgy. Lynn Love, Katey Grind, and Megan Jones join Gina, Capri, and Kara for one last hurrah of harnessed humping that leaves the strapping young lasses writhing and giggling. And there's not one bit of penis envy to be found.

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Sneak Peek: A First Look At Erica McLean And Carlos Batts's "Alice"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST

Of the 125 AVN Awards, there's not a single one for "Best Trailer"—but if there were, we feel sure that this preview for "Alice" would be a shoo in for the prize.

We already know that we want to see this movie, but if we didn't, this trailer would be enough to convince us...and then some. The lush cinematography, the excellent score, what appears to be an actual plot...and, of course, the fact that Evan Stone was clearly born to play the role of The Mad Hatter.

Oh, and there's also the matter of the stellar cast: Sunny Lane, Kimberly Kane, April Flores, Andy San Dimas, Aiden Starr, Faye Reagan, Katie St. Ives...we could go on and on, but we're already drooling.

Our one disappointment? The movie won't be out until February. How will we survive that long?

(Those of you who are more patient than we are will be rewarded, though: check back later this week for a gallery of photos from the film.)

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