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Czech Girls Are Easy: "One Night Stand"
This movie is like a Chamber of Commerce ad for the Czech Republic; Buildings are bombed-out rubble? The water gives you dysentery? The dollar is weak? Doesn't matter - women with questionable morals abound. More » -
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Come On Get Horny: "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX"
There is a "Turn, Turn, Turn" moment in "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX" that outdoes every "Turn, Turn, Turn" moment in "The Wonder Years." Why? Because the "purpose under heaven" involves Shawna Lenee.
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Goo Diligence: "Cum Scene Investigation 5"
Perhaps this porn series cleaved harder to its non-porn inspiration in earlier incarnations, but for the life of me I can't find a Gary Sinise anywhere in the fifth installment. Facially unloaded disappointment. More » -
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When Black Friday Comes: "Slave 01"
What with all that turkey you ate, right about now you're probably saying "I could really use, or watch being used, a canola oil enema." Yes, there is something universal about Thanksgiving. Good thing, too, because while you were spending time with your loved ones on the verge of tears, slave Moxxie Maddron was doing everything she could to keep her relationship with Master Eric Swiss alive, including cleaning the toilet bowl by any means necessary. Read on (if you dare). -
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Rocco Siffredi, "Animal Trainer"
With the amount of porn sent to me (for free!) every week, I have come to appreciate any non-standard scene setups. There are only so many times, for example, I can watch Darryl Hanah absently masturbating on a couch as a cock enters from the left of frame before I ... well, watch a hundred more scenes just like it. Thank the Intelligent Designer that Gawker pays me so handsomely! More » -
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Ashlynn Brooke And Sadie West Tie A Viscous Ribbon In "Hearts And Minds 2"
"Couples' movies"—the porn term for movies with plots and scripts—fight an uphill battle for the hearts, minds, and pants of consumers. Today we look at New Sensations', er, tentpole movie for 2008 AVN award consideration, the military porn drama "Hearts And Minds 2". More » -
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High Drama In "Not Rated Pro Wrestling"
When you took your SATs last year, doubtless you encountered the analogy "Love is to porn as sports is to X." And if for X you chose "professional wrestling" you will be delighted with today's feature film spotlight, which combines porn and wrestling in the same way couchbound people yearned for Alien and Predator to get it on. More » -
#giadarlingsuperstar
"Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass," Fleshbot Readers!
My personal belief is that no man is ever truly surprised when the woman he's with reveals herself to be a transsexual, a dominatrix, or a Mormon. So Mistress Berlin's question of Julian at the beginning of "Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass!" is part of the elegant dance between domme and sub, like French Court face-saving protocol. Of course he knows he's about to get beaten, pegged, and "forced" to fellate a transsexual, but the savvy domme also knows to pretend he just fell into her clutches. See that question after the gap. More » -
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Mandy Morbid Faces Her Inner Demons In "Hospital"
It’s hard not to think of any porn movie that bills itself as “dark, squalid, and ominous” as missing another adjective: pretentious. But even after struggling our way through the copy that adorns the (rather gorgeous) box cover of "Hospital" along with assorted surgical implements and bloody smears, the only word that describes how director Benny Profane’s new Vivid Alt release makes us feel is excited. Then again, Mandy Morbid always makes us feel that way anyway. More » -
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Kissing Jessica Drake, Who Is "Kissing Girls"
To know jessica drake—or at least to bump into her semi-regularly—is to be infatuated with jessica drake. That is why hopes are high when Wicked gets around to jessica drake in its contract performer marquee movie rotation. And that drake gets around to Dana DeArmond turns out to be a pleasant surprise in "Kissing Girls." More » -
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It's Knot(s) For Everyone: "Nina Hartley's Guide To Bondage Sex"
So you've watched your fair share of bondage porn, and you're starting to think that maybe you'd like to explore some bondage in the bedroom. But where to start? Though the pros may make it look easy, serious bondage isn't for beginners—and even with some practice, it's still advanced sex play. The last thing you want to do is get some rope and see how it goes. If you're going to go bound, you'll need some good guidelines and some easy to follow instructions. More » -
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Kaylani Lei Is A Twist With A Twist In "The Accidental Hooker"
Viewers who watch this feature all the way through will be rewarded with a twist ending uncharacteristic of porn movies. I say this as a favor to this movie's producers, because I can't say that everything leading up to the twist is the best a talented group of people can do. Still, you can watch this in a double feature with "Kiss Attack" and not regret the evening. More » -
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Guided Into Position With "The Expert Guide To Positions"
After watching a few of her new Vivid-Ed releases, we're more convinced than ever that Tristan Taormino produces some of the best eduporn out there. The videos she's done for the line have been consistently smart and sexy, and do a great job of educating us and turning us on at the same time. But how much of that is due to Tristan's considerable charisma, and how much is the Vivid-Ed format itself? We had a chance to investigate that mystery this week with the latest Vivid-Ed release, "The Expert Guide to Positions": though it features Tristan as an onscreen educator, "Positions" was directed by Geoff Bean. More » -
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Coming For A Cause: Just About Everybody You've Ever Masturbated To In "Defend Our Porn"
Whether you want to donate to the Evil Angel legal defense fund or spend 10 glorious, disturbing, jaw-dropping, delightful, and carnivorous hours with the likes of Belladonna, Sasha Grey, Sandra Romain, Eva Angelina, and Tricia Devereaux (or, I imagine, both), you will love "Defend Our Porn." More » -
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Keeping The "Chemistry" Alive: The Orgy Edition
As the fourth installment in an award-winning series, "Chemistry 4" has a lot to live up to. Tristan Taormino's strategy of putting a group of porn stars in a house for a long weekend, arming them with cameras, and letting them have at each other has been a winning formula so far— but after three hot sessions of "Real World"-style porn, even the best-laid plans can start to wear thin. How do you keep the chemistry alive? More » -
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Kaylani Lei Increases Her Mileage In Wicked's "Carpool"
At the gas station where we refuel Fleshbot West's fleet vehicles, today's price for a gallon of unleaded was $5.07. That is why Kaylani Lei could not have come by in her "Carpool" at a better time. So what if it's not edgy and extreme; we need porn to comfort us during this time of crisis, not get us all riled up. And its message is clear: Don't blow money on gas, blow loads on everybody! More » -
#rippedfromtheheadlines
DVD Review: "Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story"
Less than one month after the Eliot Spitzer "Client 9" scandal broke, Hustler made a porn parody of it. So you can say this about porn: even if it no longer drives technology, you can be sure that the turnaround time between event and attendant testicular reaction to event is still very quick. Should this movie be reviewed on its own merits, as a story of a public official who can't keep his pants on, or should we think of it as a porn adaptation of real, though tawdry, events? More » -
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The Wages Of Sin: Madison Young's Come "Undone"
Red-haired Madison Young tells white lies in purple rooms. Why? Because she loves too much; she is too eager to please. Always going the extra mile in her stripper duties, Young fibs to favorite customer (Daniel) when he asks her to go to an SM party with him after her shift. More » -
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Blame It On The "Rain": Intermittent Squirting Ahead
In our private correspondence, you have often told me that squirting has a certain "majesty." "It seems like they're giving back," you said. In performer/director John E. Depth's "I Make It Rain," in which he plays a sex therapist to Charley Chase, the countertransference begins almost immediately—but one must look very closely to find the squirting. More » -
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Casey Parker's "California Dreamin'"
Casey Parker's Golden State travelogue "California Dreamin'" follows the plucky Shane's World star up and down the coast where she finds love and learns a little about the state that allows if not condones her way of life. Try not to think about what her gas budget must have been like and join us for a review after the jump. More » -
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Lorelei Lee In "The Whore Within Me"
We watch a lot of porn movies here, and when one shows up called "The Whore Within Me" we know it will belong to the Deadly Earnest School of Pornography. And that's O.K., just as long as the consumer is not compelled to slit his/her wrist prior to unvelcro-ing his/her hospital gown. More » -
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Deadly Weapons: "The Texas Vibrator Massacre"
"Despite the circumstances you found yourself in," says the detective, "you still found pleasure in this vibrating machine?" More » -
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Medical Curiosities: "Dr. Probe's Lab Of Perversion"
Audrey Hollander is surprised when her yearly gyno checkup gets too familiar: "Any tenderness? Pressure?" The doctor asks about a hundred times. If I were Hollander, I would have had my HMO authorize anyone other than someone named "Dr. Probe." More » -
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"Exploring The 'O'" With Jamye Waxman
In the third and final installment of her "Personal Touch" series, sexplorer and Fleshbot crush object Jamye Waxman moves into exciting territory, taking on the oft discussed but rarely mastered female orgasm. With tutorials on the many types of female orgasm, female ejaculation, and anal sex for women, Jamye covers all the bases ... and, as usual, does so with smarts, style, and just enough cheeky humor to keep things interesting. More » -
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Lynn LeMay Is "In Love"
He is covered in tattoos, she is biologically altered in the breastular region! Both use names different from those given to their forebears at Ellis Island! More » -
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"Cubbyholes": Transmen In (Seriously Hot) Action
We have to respect a movie that features a blindfolded transman cub on his knees getting fucked up the ass by a stranger a mere seven minutes in ... you know, at the point when some higher-concept porn flicks are still rolling the credits. Yes, "Cubbyholes" cuts to the chase, spending a minimal amount of time on the plot (which mainly seems to be "transmen who want to get fucked and the people who want to fuck them") and a whole lot more time on hard, hot sex. Can't really argue with that formula, can we? More » -
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Fucking With The Cool Kids: "Young Hollywood"
"What's better than Hollywood with a pool, some honeys, and some beer?" asks folksy Mud the narrator. More » -
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In The Rough: "Jenna Loves Diamonds"
Jenna Jameson is back like you've already seen her before as a hypnotized jewel thief in "Jenna Loves Diamonds," a movie made in 2002 but just released now. Read what we have to say about it after the jump. More » -
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Almost "Teradise": Beware Falling Clichés
There's nothing new about sending a bunch of pornstars to some lush tropical paradise to do the same sort of things they do here in Porn Valley; in fact it's almost become a cliché at this point to see gals like Lucy Lee, Britney Skye, Alexis Amore, and Nikki Benz writhing nakedly under waterfalls or getting drilled by oiled up muscle men on black sand beaches. So when a megastar like Tera Patrick announces a sequel to a blockbuster like "Teradise Island", we expect it to be something more than just the same old same old.
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Jamye Waxman Seeks (And Finds!) "Monogamy Without Monotony"
Coming hot on the heels of her video guide to sex toys for couples, sexpert Jamye Waxman's :Seeking Monogamy Without Monotony" (part two in Adam and Eve's "Personal Touch" series) discusses strategies for keeping it hot long after the novelty has worn off. With advice on mutual masturbation, role playing, and anal play, "Monogamy Without Monotony" is a great tool for any couple looking to add a little spice to their sex life.
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Higher Education: "Ashlynn Goes to College 2"
Rarely does porn dare to examine college life; usually it goes straight from high school to MILFhood. "Ashlynn Goes to College 2" is different. It deals tenderly with issues of class, privilege, and giving lapdances to gang members.
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Together Again For The First Time: "The Notorious Jewel De'Nyle And Shelly Martinez"
In the opening credits of her first movie in four years, director/performer Jewel De'Nyle sends mixed messages. Giving the camera a double-barreled finger she says, "Fuck off." She expands on this later by saying, "I'll break you and make you mine. Now fuck off, bitch." Does she want us to watch the goddamn movie or not? More » -
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(Going To A) "Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go"
This movie is not the porn equivalent of "Kill Bill". It's not even the porn equivalent of "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". It's just a porn movie unfettered by notions of its own importance ... which, after AVN week, is a big relief. (And it also features the return of Mr. Thermopyles!) More » -
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Jizz The Season: Have A Very "Barely Legal Christmas"
Ashley Blue is transported with Christmastime joy in this clunky repackaging of "Barely Legal"s Past, where we are also treated to Penny Flame's chestnuts, calling bird Sasha Grey, and Paulina James' fa-la-la-latio skills.
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Monique Alexander And Audrey Bitoni In "Pop Star"
A Boulevard Of Broken Dreams story from today's Hollywood, "Pop Star"'s nip slips, lipsynch malfunctions, and clandestine trysts are so much more compelling than the Tinseltown reality they emulate. More » -
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Sex, Loads & Rock 'N' Roll: "The Instigator"
Moxxie Maddron is not a drama queen and she doesn't do things just to be outrageous. She is not like Holly Golightly or even "That Girl", delightfully upending the lives of people around her. Instead, it seems that everywhere she goes, sex happens. This is the plot of "The Instigator".
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Sasha Grey In "Broken"
"Broken", the directorial debut of Dave Navarro (better known as Los Angeles' Official Guitar Player) opens with Sasha Grey on the bathroom floor, sobbing and masturbating. She is left-handed. Why does she choose to lose moisture from both halves of her body at the same time? She's Broken.
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When "Citizen Kane" was released in 1941, Jorge Luis Borges said that it "suffer(ed) from grossness, pedantry, dullness" and was "not intelligent". Which is to say that even though certain eminent porn critics may have one opinion of "Debbie Loves Dallas", other ones think that ... well, just go ahead and read what Violet Blue has to say about it yourself. (tinynibbles.com) -
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Vivid Alt's "Debbie Loves Dallas"
The band Dallas is coming to town, and Debbie and her friends will do anything to get at the frontman (except, in most cases, act). More »
