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#mischabarton
Mischa Barton Hangs Out In London
Mischa Barton may be the cute girl who used to be on that one show, but it's still possible to get up close and really personal with her. You just have to be a paparazzo who is willing to climb into the back seat of a London cab and take a few pictures. That's how you learn really important things like her dress size—or rather, what dress size is maybe a little too big for her teeny-tiny frame and will give you a pretty good glimpse of her left breast. And you thought you weren't going to learn anything fun today! More » -
#questionsoftravel
Germans are apparently complaining that they can't go on vacation to Turkey without the Russians coming down and spoiling everything with their "whores and vodka". Um, aren't whores and vodka pretty much the reason you would go on vacation to begin with? (thelocal.de; thumb and vodka gallery via assexyasitgets.com) -
#babes
Bartenders like Kat Cross are the reason we stopped drinking. We spend so much money on tips, there isn't any left for booze! (sexypix.thumblogger.com) -
#drunkrussianchicksgonewild
So, like, did anyone hear the one about the Russian nightclub that was closed down after a senator walked in and caught two chicks giving a blowjob to a Nigerian stripper while the DJ played the national anthem in the background? Neither had we, after seeing the kind of things that go in in Russian nightclubs, we can only assume that counted as a slow evening. (sexisthenewblog.com) -
#dontjudge
We knew there had to be a perfectly reasonable explanation for a federal judge spending $3,000 at a strip club in two days: He was drunk out of his mind, of course. And you thought he was doing something improper. (9news.com) -
#photography
The Afflicted Yard: Hot And Drunk In Miami
What happens when you mix hot South Florida models, a set of vampire teeth, a carafe of orange juice. and a Jamaican photographer with a knack for shooting glamorous fashion babes? It probably looks exactly like the latest photo gallery from Peter Dean Rickards and his website The Afflicted Yard. As if you aren't jealous enough of the clear blues skies and sandy beaches of Miami, these toned and taned babes seem to be having way too much fun hanging out and getting drunk on what we assume are very tasty screwdrivers—when they aren't spitting them out of course. Oh, did we forget to mention the spitting? Yeah, these girls are definitely having too much fun. More » -
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#mardigras
Mardi Gras 2007: The Video
We know Mardi Gras is like so last week, but if you failed to make it to New Orleans this year, we're here to help you recapture some of the magic. We just received this man-on-the-scene video—shot by intrepid young boobhound Nick McGlynn and edited by Gawker Media video savant Richard Blakeley—that recreates the pageantry and nudity of the Big Easy's greatest holiday. If you've never been trapped on Bourbon Street on Fat Tuesday, this clip is a pretty close approximation of the actual physical experience: crowded, somewhat confusing, and lots of angry shouts for boobies. If you can get someone to throw small beads at your head after you press play, it will be just like you were there! More »
