Photographer Louie Banks chose the second option for an editorial in Gang Up Magazine, in a piece he calls "Plastic Fantastic." It's almost like your Barbie struck a deal with a Real Doll, but way less horrifying.

· Gang Up (gangupmagazine.com)
· Photo by Louie Banks (flickr.com)

So we're not all that surprised by the numerous photographers on Flickr who've chosen to depict lovely Barbie (and a few of her friends) in compromising—and decidedly Sapphic—positions. You never forget your first love, right?

· Lesbian Barbies (cityrag.com)
· Photo by Sakuri Lepestochek (flickr.com)

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• Diesel XXX Amsterdam (illegaladvertising.com)

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· Guys And Dolls (video.google.com, via sexisthenewblog.com via sex-and-blogs.com)

Previously: "A Perfect Fake" on YouTube, "Lars And The Real Girl", Sex Doll Rental Offers Service With A (Fake) Smile

Booty Babe Art by Spencer Davis (bootybabeart.com)

Previously: "Lars And The Real Girl", Amber-On-Amber Action

We're pretty sure there's a message in here about feminist attitudes of self worth and the objectification of women in our popular culture, but dang it if we aren't having a hard time suppressing our twins fantasy right now. Art or no art, anyone who has a Realdoll of herself is just the kind of kooky cat we want to know.

· "When Amber Met Amber" (chicagoreader.com, via Lusty Lady)

Previously: Selfkiss: Hot You On You Action, Japanese Sex Doll Watch: Behind The Scenes, "A Perfect Fake" on YouTube, Milky Lovers: Japanese Sex Doll Brothel, Realdoll Threeways, The RealDoll Museum

· Mannequin Ride (PornoTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Is it wrong to be jealous of inanimate objects? For starters, the "male" star of this clip comes equipped with a motorized tongue, which means no jaw strain and an inexhaustible supply of energy, at least until his batteries wear out. His rigid plastic anatomy means he doesn't ever suffer from any sort of performance problems (not that we ever do either, of course, but we've heard it can be a problem sometimes.) And if all that wasn't enough, he gets to spend several minutes being covered and smothered by the remarkably fit Desirae of Naughty At Home. The guy takes an awful lot of abuse and doesn't seem to feel a thing—and even his partner seems totally willing to do anything to make him happy. She does know he's a doll right?

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· Fuck with Puppy (XXXUploads)
· Naughty At Home (naughtyathome.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Usually we wouldn't dream of posting a video in which a sleeping woman is tied up and then ravaged by some heartless, savage animal. But in this case ... that animal is just soooo cute!. It's not every day that you see a teddy bear take advantage of its owner like this, so we hope that at the very least it will remind women to keep their guard up around suspicious stuffed animals. We suppose this could just be a standard master/slave relationship and what we're seeing is merely a normal roleplaying adventure. (Safe word: Winnie) In either case, we can't help wondering what the age of consent is for miniature stuffed bears.

· Teddy Bear Fucking His Owner!!! (xTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks: Teddy Fuckers!, Flesh Flicks Archives

We've never considered ourselves "hobbyists"—more like canaries in the porn mines—but after seeing the goods on offer at HobbyStuff4U (which do not involve felt, wicker or hotglue), we're thinking that it's time to take up a hobby. Or two. Case in point with Elevator Girl Kyoko, a lovely unpainted PVC figure who just begs for a trip to the model train store for brushes and paint and the slow hand of a masterful collector/hobbyist who knows a noble pursuit when it's right there pressing her tits on a fake glass elevator door with her nylons around her knees. Or check out any of the other gargantuan-tittied collectibles in the "X" section just waiting for the home artist to brush-stroke her into mantel-worthy display. Hey, it sure beats tricking out our wind-up dicks for the weekly office wind-up pecker races. -V. Blue

· Elevator Girl Kyoko (hobbystuff4u.com)

Previously: Giant Japanese Boob Dolls, Erotic Sculptures by Leigh Heppell, Giant Japanese Boob Dolls, AFV Figure

· Maribel Guardia is yet another hot British babe who ... wait, what's that? She's Costa Rican? Sorry, it's a reflex at this point for us. (publicnipslips.blogspot.com)

· Britney Spears' greatest achievement can forever reside on your mantel in action figure form. At least you know it's anatomically correct. (vicalecorporation.com - thanks David)

· Do you believe that worldwide porn revenue was $97 billion last year? More than Microsoft, Google, Amazon, eBay, Yahoo!, Apple, Netflix and EarthLink combined? Uh, you might have carried the wrong 1 there, guys. (toptenreviews.com, via avn.com)

· A sex shop gets cheeky with its guerilla advertising. We think real people creating real steam would have been much more effective. (frederiksamuel.com)

· Stunning new research says that men prefer women with (gasp!) curvy, hourglass figures. Tell us more, Sherlock! (telegraph.co.uk)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Ursula Mayes demonstrates why "Deal or No Deal" is such a popular show. Howie Mandel can't be that interesting. (latenightpictures.com)

· The American Family Association is calling for a boycott of video rental chain Movie Gallery because they offer hardcore porn in their stores. In other news, thank you to the American Family Association for informing us that you can rent hardcore porn at Movie Gallery. (avn.com)

· Maybe that explains why DVD sales are doing so poorly for the porn industry. Boy, Movie Gallery has a lot of explaining to do. (ft.com)

· How much would you pay to rent out a love doll for the evening? Sure it's expensive, but how many hookers do you know that have interchangeable heads? (mainichi-msn.co.jp, via tokyomango.com)

· Parents in Illinois are upset over a sex education class that went "way beyond what the national medical associations recommend." So we guess Fleshbot won't be getting that "doctor recommended" seal of approval any time soon. (chicagotribune.com)

· Finally, some sports reporting that's not afraid to ask the tough questions: Do golfers have sex before big tournaments? We won't even attempt a "hole in one" joke here. (asia1.com.sg)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives