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Dita Von Teese + Boobs = A Winning Combination
Dita Von Teese's Eurovision cameo improved the German team's performance by leaps and bounds...but alas, not enough to actually help them win. If only Ms. Von Teese had been willing and/or able to take off her top: one look at her perfect breasts, and victory would have been assured. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by adegiulio: Err, I hate to be negative here, but that second pic is not a very flattering angle of her pussy...it... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Scantily Clad Dita Von Teese Makes Eurovision Infinitely More Watchable
Eurovision (the music festival, not the thong contest) is a big, international music competition that we normally wouldn't care about in the slightest. But then again, it normally doesn't feature a scantily clad Dita Von Teese. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by SamikshaAristodemus: omg she's so fucking hot >. more » | Other threads
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The World's Sexiest Women (According To DT) Are Right Here, Waiting For You
Spanish magazine DT has created a list of the 50 Sexiest Women (or, if you speak Spanish, "Las 50 Chicas Mas Sexys"—and, what's more, they've gotten said women to pose in lingerie! More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Odd, they pluralized the adjective sexy. I usually see it -- in fact, have only seen it -- singularly, no... more » | Other threads
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Andrew Blake Crams All The World's Hottest Women Into One Amazing DVD
This morning, we found an envelope on our desks. Inside the envelope was a thumbdrive (wrapped in bubblewrap), loaded up with a porno trailer. What kind of hotness could possibly require this level of protection? More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by genldoz: Dahlia made Andrew Blake. She should be one of the five. Janine and Tera are afterthoughts in Andrew's kingdom. Dahlia... more » | Other threads
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Bianca Beauchamp Is The Top (Fetish) Model
We've been lusting after Bianca Beauchamp for quite some time now, so it's really not that surprising to learn that she secured the top slot in AskMen's list of the top ten "modern fetish models." More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Not surprised AskMen would know them. At least two have posed for Playboy Special Editions, with Dita's involvement dating back... more » | Other threads
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Glorious And Glam: The Pinup Girls Of Today
Though there are many parts of the twentieth century that we'd happily say good-bye too, pinup girls aren't one of them. Some may see the bestockinged beauties as a thing of the past—not us, however.
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Splortched: As far as the quote "True, we may not live in a time where the merest hint of cleavage is... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Dita Von Teese Gets Kink-y
We love Dita Von Teese, and we love Kink.com, so hearing that these two great forces have partnered for a project has pretty much killed off our productivity for the rest of the afternoon. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by BeautifulAgony: Holy shit, Lux... as if she wasn't hot enough, the shoe and stocking play has me hooked. more » | Other threads
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Dita Von Teese Gives Us So Much To Be Thankful For
So we're sitting here, trying to make a list of all the things that we're thankful for, when what do we find but some gorgeous pictures of Dita Von Teese in German Playboy. Coincidence? We think not. Number one on our list of things to be thankful for: Dita Von Teese's nipples. Number two? Dita Von Teese. (thesuperficial.com) -
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Caught On Tape: Top Ten Celebrity Sex Tapes
Now that we all have digital cameras or webcams or iPhones or some sort of photo device that doesn't require third party processing, pretty much everyone out there has taken a photo or video of themselves en flagrante delicto—even celebrities (they're just like us!). The difference, of course, is that when your sex tape (or our sex tape) goes public, it really only matters to an audience of tens—as opposed to the tens of thousands (or millions) of people who happen to take interest when, say, Colin Farrell is caught on tape. Over the years, we've made good business tracking the all too many instances of celebrity sex tapes; join us after the jump for a walk down Naked Celebrity Lane. More » -
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Dita Von Teese Is Her Own Best Advertisement
We're ever so glad that Wonderbra was able to overlook their shock and horror at the discovery of Dita Von Teese's (not so) secret porno past and keep her on as a celebrity lingerie designer. Frankly, it was the smartest marketing move they could make. After all, there aren't that many designers that can make their lines look as hot as Dita does... or perform quite as well in their ads, for that matter. Take a peek at Dita's latest commercial—in which she is, of course, scantily clad—after the jump. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by dirtybacon: Shame on you, fleshbot, for being scooped on this by kid sister io9! But, as a lot of us mentioned over... more » | Other threads
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Dita Von Teese finds the perfect model to display her new quick-release Wonderbra lingerie line. It's almost like she's done this kind of work before. (marieclaire.co.uk + telegraph.co.uk; bonus celebrity underwear gallery @ eonline.com) -
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Prince Charles thought he was being the most awesomest dad in all of England when he asked a polite young "dancer" to perform at his son's birthday party. Then his aides explained to him who Dita Von Teese is and that's when Prince Harry decided he was the most awesomest dad in the world. (dailystar.co.uk, via Fark) -
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Dita Von Teese Goes Bizarre (And Topless)
Maybe it's just our imagination but Dita Von Teese seems to be everywhere these days. She's been a popular model and performer for years, but it just feels like lately she's been getting more exposure than ever—and by "exposure" we do mean "exposure." As the most famous face of the old timey burlesque revival it used to be difficult—though not as difficult as you probably thought—to find her sans pasties, but her new photo spread in Bizarre is just the latest of many opportunities we've had to see Dita in the buff. Naturally, we applaud these developments, although it does make it hard for her to do her fetish modeling, when she won't put on any fetish clothing. More » -
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Oh Dita Von Teese, we love you so much that we would cross an ocean just to get a glimpse of your nipple ... or at least peruse the pages of the new German Maxim, where if we squint really hard we can pretend we're getting a glimpse of your nipple too. (OK, so it's probably just part of that fancy bra you're wearing ... but are you really going to spoil the fantasy for us after we've come all this way?) (vanityspy.com)
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Why not start your day with some topless photos of Dita Von Teese? We're pretty confident that you don't have a better way to wake up. (dailypoa.com) -
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Much as we'd prefer to ignore all the shocked! and outraged! coverage of that Dita Von Teese pseudo-scandal, we have to give Monsters and Critics credit for the title of their piece covering the brouhaha: "Dita Von Teese had sex with a shoe". Really, it doesn't get much better than that. (people.monstersandcritics.com) -
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Dita Von Teese's Not-So-Shocking (But Totally Hot) Porno Past!
Tired of celebrity sex scandals? Too bad, here's another: Dita Von Teese has a secret porn past! Thankfully, Marilyn Manson was not involved ... and to be honest, it wasn't much of a secret anyway. (The movie's listed on IMDB! And was sold on Dita's own site!). And besides, who hasn't been featured in a poorly shot, arty, erotic film featuring lots of girl-on-girl-on-sex-toy action? Unfortunately for Dita, some are saying this revelation could jeopardize her recent deal with Wonderbra; we're not sure why arty lesbian porn is more scandalous than having been married to Marilyn Manson, but we'll let you be the judge. Clip after the jump. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by MillerVitulus: Any chance of a link to that video on Red Tube, or the search term for it? I can't... more » | Other threads
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Dita Von Teese is looking decidedly un-Dita-like in this new Blender photo spread—by that we mean her hair is not perfectly coiffed and her skin is not quite as blindingly white as usual. Fortunately, her hottness survived the whirlwind. (cameltap.com)
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Comment by ShonR: Blender Editor: We have burlesque and fetish star, Dita Von Teese! Do a photo spread and make it sexy. Blender... more » | Other threads
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Dita Von Teese Gets Into New Underwear
Longtime readers of Fleshbot know that we like keeping our eyes on the whereabouts of the delectable Dita Von Teese (really, who doesn't?), and in the two months or so since we had occasion to post something about her it seems that she's been busy getting signed as the new face of Wonderbra — though we have a feeling it wasn't exactly her face that qualified her for the gig — and will be collaborating with Victoria's Secret on a a signature line of dainties for the company. It's a pretty shrewd marketing move all around, especially since it'll give us all an excuse to look at even more pictures of Dita in frilly underthings. Maybe we should start subscribing to that catalogue again? More »
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By JonnobotComment by causingchaos: I'm not sure I like seeing Dita in both my Fredericks and Victoria catalogs. But I think she fits with... more » | Other threads
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Ed Fox Looks At "Glamour From The Ground Up"
We've always been fans of Taschen books, and Ed Fox's new "Glamour From The Ground Up" is one of their most delicious offerings yet ... especially if you happen to share the author's predilection for sexy female feet and legs: "The most tempting part of a woman's body is her feet. Feet are a woman's second body, the one I can visually enjoy without her being offended or even aware, and never would I have imagined that my little secret would attract so many people." We're not sure why he's so surprised, what with a roster of models that includes strip diva Dita von Teese as well as Fleshbot faves Tera Patrick, Kelly Madison, Tall Goddess, Aria Giovanni, Belladonna, Penny Flame, and Ginger Jolie. And it all comes with a DVD for folks who prefer their books to stay on the coffee table ... and their pages to remain unsticky. You don't have to be a foot freak to appreciate that. More » -
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Dita Von Teese has reportedly been cast in the title role of a film about Mata Hari, the double-crossing World War I spy. We would definitely betray our allies if only she asked us to. (monstersandcritics.com) -
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Just like that we can now add Dita Von Teese to the list of sexy babes who have dressed down for PETA. It's for something called animal birth control, which we've never heard of but sounds kinda hot. (latimes.com)
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Dita Von Teese shows up again today, this time in a rather lengthy video piece about her rise to the level of fashion icon. Stay tuned to the end to see a creepy British guy get his suspenders snapped by Dita. Think he enjoys it a little too much? (cnn.com)
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Comment by DanaDeArmond: i think cnn is giving this lady too much credit. she didnt invent any style, she just dresses weird. when she dies... more » | Other threads
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The 50 Greatest Sex Scenes In Cinema, More Or Less
Summer television usually consists of the worst of reruns and reality show castoffs, but occasionally a network will put in a little effort and produce something that's actually worth watching, like IFC has done with their mini-documentary series "Indie Sex." Startingtoday, (which actually meant this morning at midnight so we already missed part one)tonight, the program looks at sex in film from the early days of motion pictures through the Hayes Code and the shocking shockers of today. (Ooh! Maggie Gyllenhaal just got spanked!) As a supplement to the show, IFC's website has teamed up with Nerve to make a list of the 50 best scenes ever to come out of the non-XXX cinema, which like any list is almost certain to leave you seething in disagreement. (They also roped Dita Von Teese into this for reasons that are not entirely clear.) You'll either have to watch the show or wait a couple of days to find out what's at the top of their heap, but we're guessing you already have your own list in your head for the best date night movie romps. Share your favorites in the comments ... unless you're scared to tell us what turns you on. (Yes, we're resorting to threats now.) More »
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Comment by Trackback: Image from Secretary, via. An update on the state of sex and cinema has been long overdue. IFC did... more » | Other threads
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Wet Spots: Dita Von Teese May Be One Of The Transformers
· Has Dita Von Teese been turned into a robot? Now she'll never be stopped! (dailypoa.com) More »
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