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more about #disney more comments → shadesofgreylies: so what are you going to do next? I'm going to Disneyland! more » Unpopular Commentator: Cheetalicous more » Erin91: Cheetah Girls was a cheesy Disney Channel movie about an all-girl "rock" band. Now they're a "band." Typical Disney dreck ... wholesome, attractive yo... more » Crystal_Mountain: What the fuck is a Cheetah Girl? more » hebear mcghee: The background on their leak is unfortunate, but I don't think they constitute anything that the Disney overlords would find terribly detrimental; aft... more » Snowbunny: She's dating Kim Kardashian's brother...maybe nude photos are like a family right of passage? more » -
#scandal
Too Hot For Disney: Ho White And The Seven Dwarves
We sure hope the Jamieson's Beer people have sold some beer, because Disney now wants their heart cut out and put in a box. More » -
#vacationpictures
Minnie Mouse Maliciously Mauled
You just can't take grandpa anywhere anymore. And by "grandpa," we don't mean Ryan Seacrest. Fooled you for a second, right? More » -
#flashing
Disney Halts Rollercoaster Boob Scans
After a decade of keeping vigilant watch, Disney will no longer be scanning its theme park rides for topless women. And just in time for our massive Space Mountain "flash" mob. Who's in? More » -
#tuesdayswithmickey
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Mackenzee Pierce
Mackenzee Pierce's Myspace page says she's only moments away from going to Disneyland and "getting fucked up legally!!!!" and her mood is Jubilant. If you hadn't guessed, she turns 21 today. More » -
#celebrity
Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon Cheated Out Of Private Photos
We have no idea who this "Cheetah Girl" Adrienne Bailon is (apparently she's somehow affiliated with Disney?), but the fact that she's currently embroiled in a leaked (sorta) dirty pictures scandal—and is pretty hot—is enough to pique our interest. We have to wonder, though: is there some manual out there that's teaching young girls that sepia tone makes their porn more classy? First Jess Origliasso, now Adrienne Bailon: one more set of sepia-toned webcam snaps, and it's officially a trend. (nydailynews.com) -
#hysteria
Pervs that we are, even we can't see what the brouhaha is over that reasonably tasteful "nude" photo of Miley Cyrus by Annie Leibovitz in the new Vanity Fair that seems to have certain Disney executives' panties in a bunch. Wait a few years until she starts swapping nude cellphone pics with her costars and then there'll be something to worry about. (NY Times) -
#wtf
What kind of twisted mind puts on a production of "Nemo On Ice" complete with fish cameltoe and googly-eyed breasts? It's like Disney is now making and destroying your childhood memories all at the same time. (meta-mirror.com) -
#fantasy
Cartoon Porn Goes Down On Your Childhood
We see a lot of filthy, filthy stuff in our daily travels, but somehow nothing makes us feel dirtier than watching Fred cheat on Wilma with Betty Rubble. Or a Simpsons family gangbang. Or even some man-on-Spiderman fan fic. Even sweet little Kim Possible can't escape the clutches of pervy cartoon fans who love to draw your most beloved childhood icons in extremely compromising positions. The best part about animation is that anything goes and as you can see from this pen-and-ink inspired TGP gallery anything definitely goes when it comes to cartoon smut. Management is not responsible for the loss of your cherished memories. More » -
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#toontalk
We don't remember much about that Introduction to Philosophy course we took in college, but watching naked cartoon characters fuck while quoting Wittgenstein is making us want to dip into our textbook again. Suddenly, it's all starting to make sense. (happyfamousartists.com, via Otomano)










