Our good friend Jack returns today with director Robby D's latest release for Digital Playground, in which we as an audience are required to exercise our creative visualization skills and imagine that his wood is our wood (or even, in the case of those female members of the audience as well as anyone afflicted with chronic impotence, that we even have wood to begin with.) If you’re anything like us, the effort will be well worth it: you’re going to love the view.

"Contract Star": Everything Old Is Blu Again

We're not sure when Digital Playground's Robby D went from being just another horny guy with a video camera to an ass connoisseur of world class proportions, but from the looks of his latest excuse (sic) there's no doubt we're in the presence of something big. As in talent! And ass!

This week resident Digital Playground enfant terrible Robby D. released the third volume of his "Filth Cums First" series, and like the two that preceded it this latest installment is a delightful blend of hot porn stars and hot sex, fortified with more than your minimum daily requirement of Rebecca Lineares, Lacey McGuire, Megan Monroe, and Priva. And with bonus scenes starring Jenna Haze and Sasha Grey, it promises to provide everything your body needs to keep happy and healthy. (Or at least feverishly masturbating for hours.) Grab a taste after the jump.

Jana Cova has not, to the best of our knowledge, ever done guys on film. Oddly, or not, we don't mind her limited repertoire in the slightest—especially when, as in Digital Playground's latest Celeste release "Jana Cova: Erotique," we get to see her getting all Sapphic and stuff with beauties like Charlie Laine, Sophia Santi, Karli Montana, Jamie Lynn, and Renee Perez. (Just don't ask us what stuff those dildos were filled with, because we have no idea.)

"Ze first time I had sex I was 19 and I honestly thought I wasn't meant for sex," says Katsumi (yes, Katsumi) in the "Stories" section of her new interactive DVD. But for her 21st birthday she had a gangbang. What a difference two years makes. (I should know—my 2006 Honda is really depreciating.)

It is one of the conundrums of our society that individuals who are able to vote and ingest dirtpipe milkshakes are nonetheless prohibited from legally tasting even the merest sip of Harvey's Bristol Cream until they reach the age of 21. So let's all raise a glass and toast to director Robby D. and his Digital Playground colleagues for seeing their "Jack's Teen America" series through to its age of full majority, shall we?

It gives us pause to consider that Digital Playground's long-running "Jack's Playground" series is about as old as we are, at least in porn years; despite his advanced age, however, Jack is showing no signs of slowing down. Maybe the secret of his longevity has something to do with spending all that time with ever-youthful stars like Jesse Jane, Jelena Jensen, Valentina Vaughn, Kelsey Michaels, Roxy DeVille, and Sue Diamond? After all, the day we get tired of watching Jesse demonstrate her oral talents is the day we're ready for a trip to the morgue ourselves.

Digital Playground's pompom-and-pussy epic "Cheerleaders" first entered our consciousness a mere 72 hours ago and we've been anxiously awaiting our screener copy to arrive here at the Fleshbot South compound ever since: not since Halle Berry starred as Catwoman have so many of our buttons been pushed in one place by anything we've seen flicker across our screens. Sure, a few of you are already looking forward to seeing which wholesome fetish the studio will enshrine next (and we have to admit that Jessie Jane and Stoya starring in "Assistant District Attorneys" sounds pretty appealing) ... but for now, all we have are a bunch of DP's contract girls and assorted guest stars fucking the hell out of each other in a locker room while wearing short short skirts and ankle socks. Can't ask for anything more, can we?

Check out our "Cheerleaders" preview gallery after the jump.

As we wait for the "Pirates" sequel, Digital Playground is slowly adding to its documentation of wholesome fetishes by releasing "Cheerleaders", featuring numerous of the company's past and present contract stars, as well as Memphis Monroe (formerly of Hustler) and freshly minted Fleshbot crush object Priya Rai. And when Digital Playground asked me who should be doing the split on the cover, I came through for you.

"Cheerleaders" will be available on Blu-Ray and snail-disc on April 4. We're hoping "Stewardesses" is next.

· "Cheerleaders" (hardcore trailers @ digitalplayground.com)
· Order: "Cheerleaders" (Blu-Ray) (Adult DVD Empire)

Hey!™ It might be because newest Digital Playground contract lady Gabriella Fox™, like her immediate predecessor Riley Steele™, also looks like she was formed from the hip of Jesse Jane™, that we can't stop thinking of the blissfully public domain Stoya.

Still, we "look forward to working very closely with Gabriella and helping her to grow a prestigious career at Digital Playground. We welcome Gabriella Fox™ as our newest contract star and look forward to presenting her to our phenomenal fans."

· "DIGITAL PLAYGROUND SIGNS EXCLUSIVE DEAL WITH GABRIELLA FOX (TM)" (digitalplayground.com)

As a semi-professional porn journalist, I know I'm not supposed to say nice things about a porn DVD lest I be accused of writing a puff piece. But sometimes I can't help it: after sifting through piles of sub-par productions, I have no choice but to show some love to Digital Playground for Robby D's latest "Ass Show" joint (which was shot in Jackvision™ or Jack-O-Scope™ or whatever silliness they're calling it over there these days. There, was that bitchy enough?)