You see, all the women who were arrested had their name published in the public court documents. However, not one of the male customers who used the agency's "services" has been identified, let alone questioned, detained or in any way treated like a criminal ... which they are, of course. So why do these working women get to feel the full force of the law, while the rich, important people who hired them get to move on with their lives? Will this crackdown ever come back to haunt them? Or even better, will any of them stand up to defend these women and their profession, since they obviously are not an affront to the guys' community standards? Forgive us if we don't hold our breath on that one.

· Call Girl Confesses: Sex At Exclusive Denver Club (cbs4denver.com)

· La Boheme (labohemegc.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

· Speaking of ... we were just thinking today that what Macau really needs is a Playboy Mansion. Now our timeshare there won't go to waste! (abcnews.go.com)

· Brooke Burke and Brooke Burns are not the same person. Trust us—we checked very closely. (gorillamask.net)

· Hookers will no longer be called prostitutes in Britain, although if you still want to call your girlfriend a "dirty whore" in bed then take your chances. (yahoo.com)

· Because we've gone almost an entire week without an adult awards show, you better get your nominations in for the next one. Seriously, when is it our turn to win? (bestadultawards.com, via xbiz.com)

· Some dude in Denver wants to put a stop to Ladies' Nights, because they discriminate against men. Word is that he will also be the chairperson of the city's next Sausage Festival. (westword.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

In an "emotional" ceremony at the 2007 Sex Show in Denver last weekend, the Fallen Stars of X tribute site was launched with the naming of its first round up inductees including dearly departed pornstresses Anna Malle and Leslie Glass ... and the very dear but not-quite-departed-yet Ron Jeremy. "The choice to induct Ron was made to honor and recognize his outstanding work for the industry," explained event coordinator Craig Valentine, who apparently thought piggybacking (hedgehogbacking?) Ron onto a memorial service for dead porn stars would at least save his company the trouble of writing a seperate press release for another award. "Ron has always said that he wants people to remember him for everything he has done and continues to do while he is still with us." Including, we assume, his various stints on "The Surreal Life", which we guess didn't totally kill off his remaining dignity after all either.

· Fallen Stars of X (fallenstarsofx.com)
· Order: "Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz" (Amazon)

Previously: Remembering Anna Malle